#this scene has lived in my memory for about a decade and i'll be DAMNED if I'm going to miss my chance to apply it to soemthing so niche

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I guess Tumblr won't allow videos on a reblog but I immediately thought of this scene from one of the worst episodes of Matlock (and that's saying something.)

@sarahwatchesthings

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Ohh Mammon would be so devastated, and others too, LET ME JOKE ABOUT DEATH also if I remember correctly, angels and Solomon didn't know about it? Imagine how pissed will be Luke and Simeon, I don't know why, but I think that Simeon will be really angry. About Solomon not sure, he's started to warm at the end of season 2, BUT still Although for my MC, he was closer to her, than bros in 1 season lol

But honestly, I would like have a scene, where MC talk about it with Mammon, or maybe Lucifer. BUT BETTER MAMMON. I mean, my MC give up on yourself even before Devildom, BUT GIVE ME COMFORT MAMMON, saw a few works, where he's suffered because he was late and didn't save MC and it was heartbreaking( I mean other was hurt by this too, but I like to think that Mammon, Lucifer and Beel feeling this much more.

Well, we're all live for the angst. Anders also had a hard time to get closer to Lucifer, bc he reminds her about her mother. That fact make her sick, but slowly, with Mammon's help (he helped just by being by her side. Funny that Anders hates people like Mammon bc they're too loud and active, but boom, you're fell in love with that type. Someone definitely loser lol), she started to like Luci and even others. I mean, she now want to be like him and do everything that he praised her (to displeasure Belphie and Satan lol). And more angst. Anders even refused to call bros by their nickname, and Belphie was really happy, when Anders calls him Belphie in that phone call in hard mode 20 chapter. He's definitely bragging about it.

Damn, I can't, that thing with Devildom food so funny. I mean, at first I thought that Lucifer was prepared something normal for them, but then I remember after this all daily chats, where bros buying MC Devildom's food. Boys?? It didn't bother you??? MC, what a criptyd are you.

YES, NOW I WANT TALE WITH DEVILMC, nyx cmon give us that shit. I mean some games let other MCs meet each other?I want this too in Arcana( Damn, after last chapter, I would... Like to romance Rime, FELIX I'M SORRY

Plus making old MC, you have a lot of material for them lolol that's I writing about Loki a few hundred years before Vesuvia, or after a few decades after canon.

OMG YES, I LOVE ARCANA'S DEATH TOO. They're so funny and chill, I would romance them too lol

I honestly can't remember if the other 3 know about it? I feel maybe Solomon does cause he's very close with Barbatos & Asmo and they both trust him so maybe? Luke would be so upset!? And I'm really happy that he doesn't know. I'm not sure how Simeon would react to be honest... I very vaguely remember one of them mentioning MC being Lilith's descendent at some point? Did that actually happen or did I dream that up?

I've touched on their death and Mammon's reaction to it in a few of my fics but never explicitly? But I do have an outline for one that goes into more detail on it, that I'll hopefully post sooner rather than later. While I'm 100% sure Lucifer & Beel would be devastated at MC's death I feel like (if the death was permanent) it wouldn't hit them immediately? Like both their first focus would be Belphie -

Beel because he adores Belphie more than anyone else in the world, and because Belphie has been hurting for so long due to what happened with Lilith and they never really spoke about it, and Because he didn't even realise Belphie was locked up in the same house as him for so long, and because Belphie would probably face consequences for MC's death and that would probably kill Beel - for them to be on opposite sides, knowing Belphie did something bad and hurt someone Beel loved but still wanting to help and protect Belphie and keep him close - just the angst of Beel hurting because of Belphie and feeling guilty because he'd think it's a disservice to MC's memory to care so much about the person who killed them

Lucifer because he'd feel the guilt of not being able to protect more people he cared about, thinking he 'failed' both MC & Belphie the way he 'failed' Lilith, feeling guilty about keeping Belphie and his intentions a secret from Diavolo, he'd internalise it all and think it was his fault and blame himself and he'd probably become harsher to his brothers because now he can't let them slip up even the slightest bit lest he lose another part of his family

Amsktjdks wanting to be praised by the perfectionist, condescending, hardass douchebag in charge is such a real thing.

Also falling in love with someone you swear is not your type again is very relatable

Belphie would be so fucking smug about that😂😂

Right!! MC's 100% okay with Devildom food despite it apparently being inedible to humans in canon?

Nyx Hydra would do such a good Devil! MC game!? I've wanted it for so long! Oh!! You know how The Arcana's MC met Sage? Pls consider Last Legacy's MC meeting Julian or Lucio! They're such a shithead that it would be absolutely hilarious

I don't think I'd be able to handle that much lore😂 I barely know what my Arcana MC was up to during their three years of 'life'

Death, Valdemar & Valerius routes when👉🏼👈🏼🥺

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All the horror movie asks!!

let's gooooooooo!

Scream: Choose one: Phone sex, video call, or sexting?

I'll be boring and say sexting - I am a writer after all, so I'll play to my strengths.

Phone sex ... God, I haven't phone-boned since I was a teenager 🤣 and I'm too risk averse to risk a video call, like having a recording with my face or body and the thought of that falling into the wrong hands just ... no.

Nightmare on Elm Street: Are you into somnophilia?

To a concerning degree, YES. Very much so.

The Craft: Are you more dominant or submissive? Would you/have you ever done the opposite?

As a switch, I've played both sides. As to which way I lean more ... that's tough to decide. If this had been a few years ago, I would have said I was more sub-leaning. Now though? I definitely lean more into my dominance. It's usually a case by case thing for me, especially if I'm across from another switch (always a good time)

Poltergeist: What was the last sex toy you bought? The first? If you don’t own one and want to, what would you buy?

The last one I bought were my nipple clamps, and the first? Wow, this is going back decades, I think the first sex toy I ever bought was literally when I turned 18 and it was the cheapest, most basic ass vibe - like picture a cheap prop vibrator in a dumb stoner comedy, that's what I bought before I clit-suckers were where its at

It Follows: Talk about a time you got horny when you were somewhere you shouldn’t be horny (ie. school, work, etc.)

Damn, I feel like this happens every day, so ... but actually the time I'm thinking of is when I was smoking weed (back when I used to smoke) with my cousins and I got so horny from the weed that I had to leave the whole smoke sesh to get myself sorted out.

Like I legit just bounced, vanished without saying a word to anyone. I remember them asking the next day "where tf did you go?? you just ran off" and I was like ".... don't worry about it"

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Fishnets or thigh highs? On you or a partner?

Ah, damn, don't make me choooooose! Both and both. Though for a seasonal pick, fishnets for spring and summer, thigh highs for fall and winter.

Trick ‘R Treat: Do you like to roleplay in bed? What’s your favorite scene or character to act out?

I LIVE for roleplay. Tough to pick my favorite scene or character, but being an "unwilling" test subject is high on my list recently.

IT: What is your ultimate fantasy? Describe it in detail.

oh, shit here we go

uh

well

... you know the [redacted] of [redacted] and [redacted], right? It's kinda like that, but with a LOT more anal.

yeah I'm chickening out

Dracula: Do you like receiving/giving hickies?

I love giving hickies. As for receiving, it's been so long, I've forgotten what it feels like (lol rip me)

Anyone wanna help me with that? Jog my memory?

Anyone?

V/H/S: If you watch porn, what type is your favorite?

I'm a self-professed connoisseur of facefuck vids. Deepthroat and facial vids make up an embarrassing percentage of my collection

The Shining: Would you prefer to have sex in a hotel or at home?

Tough call, but I'll say hotel. Hotel sex hits SO different. Not better, but different.

Friday the 13th: Do you like shower sex? If you haven’t tried it, would you?

I think I would like shower sex, but the last time I tried, it was with an idiot who tried to use body wash like it was lube. So we didn't even get to do it because I gave them a lengthy lecture about vaginal health and how soap Doesn't Go In There.

Yes, we were still in the shower the whole time.

Did that even answer the question?? God, I hope so. MOVING ON -

Pet Semetary: Are you into pet play? Do you prefer being a kitten, puppy, or something else?

I love pet play. I prefer being a bunny. Puppy is a close second.

Carrie: What is your most embarrassing sex/masturbation story? Have you ever been caught?

NOPE

The Witch: Do you like dirty talk? What’s the most attractive thing someone has said to you in bed?

Dirty talk is my forever jam. I think the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me was .... something I can't share, actually. I mean, I could, but it was very context-heavy in terms of what it did to me.

The Human Centipede: Do you own any butt plugs? Have you ever worn them in public?

Not yet and no, I haven't, can't wait to do both at some point in the near future.

The Purge: Do you like foreplay? What is your favorite foreplay activity?

Foreplay is coreplay, it makes up the bulk of the act of sex itself. Then again, I've known how to make myself cum in the shortest amount of time possible since I was like 15, so I have been known to "rush to the good part" lol.

My favorite foreplay activity is hard to isolate, but if I had to describe it, I'd say its all the clothed parts? The kissing and rubbing and squeezing over the clothes stuff. When the breathing gets heavy and right when it gets too hot to bear keeping the clothes on.

That's the part I like.

Halloween: Are you into bodily fluids (ie. blood, scat, piss, etc.)? Which one(s)?

I have the slightest teeniest tiniest hint of a piss kink developing recently

The Evil Dead: What’s something you fantasize about that you’d never actually act on?

I waver on this, but I would say my love of abduction play. I'm absolutely down to enact a scenario with all the trimmings but ... there is part of me that worries something could go wrong.

Like someone could see me "being abducted" and call the cops and make a big stink about it that ends up on the news and getting back to my family. Or the trunk I'm in might be too hot and i could have another stroke. Or maybe the person I'm playing with just takes the opportunity to fuck me and then kill me for real and dump me in the woods with all the tools I thought were props for our play.

Now ... having said all that ...

I still want to do it, but ... it really depends on when I really have the opportunity. I'll need to wait until then to see whether I'm willing to take it or if it's just a fantasy.

Cabin in the Woods: Have you ever made a sex tape? Would you?

I'm too risk averse to allow someone to record me. The one time that I did let someone take video of me, I let them enjoy it for about 5 minutes before I made them delete it in front of me.

Fright Night: Have you ever used random objects to masturbate with? If so, what were they?

I'm not into object insertion, actually. I didn't realize that until I had to filter that tag on here XD

Jennifer’s Body: Are you into pain play? To what extent? Giving, receiving, or both?

Giving and receiving, for sure. At to extent, it varies, but even my upper limit is pretty mild. I have quite a few hard kinks, but pain doesn't usu factor into it, at least not heavily.

The Purge: Do you like wearing lingerie? What item of clothing turns you on the most to wear/have someone else wear?

I never seem to have much luck with lingerie - wearing it anyway. I'm kind of basic in my tastes, I prefer to be nude. That's me though. On someone else? I ADORE lingerie. I'm partial to vintage pieces like garters and stockings with seams, things like that.

The Blair Witch Project: Have you ever had sex outside? Would you? Where?

I've had a lot of sex outside lol and I can't wait to do it again.

The Conjuring: What’s the best position to be spanked/spank someone? Paddle, whip, or hand?

OTK, all the way, baby. And I favor the hand, with paddle as a very close second.

The Ring: Have you tried hypnosis? Would you?

I have not tried it! But I definitely have a slight hypno kink. I love reading about it, smut or otherwise. And I would definitely give it a shot, but if I were to get really into it, it would likely just be self-hypnosis.

Saw: Confess a kink in detail that you haven’t told anyone.

I can't think of one, but by tomorrow? Who knows? I seem to develop new interests every other day.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Are you embarrassed by any kinks or fetishes you have? What are they?

I think being embarrassed is actually one of my kinks, so ... lol I'm only half-kidding, but yeah, I do have a few I'm a little shy about. Like I think I might (MIGHT) have a piss kink, haven't actually given it a shot but it does come up in my browser from time to time

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I am an 40 yo ish short very fat cis white woman (seriously I am a hobbit) living and born in Canada.

I have been married for over a decade to an awesome imperfect ridiculously funny kind intelligent and very educated man who is over 15 years my senior - and who regularly drives me batty and vice versa. Our marriage is not perfect but we work at it and love each other.

We have a kid who is under 14 but over 7 who is awesome and aggravating and whom I love with all my heart.

I am slowly climbing out of the chaos built up by being undiagnosed for ADHD decades...and this blog is part of that process...but slow is the operative word.

I was diagnosed in my late 30s with ADHD with PMDD symptoms (i.e. PMS on crack which for me includes the-opposite-of-fun moments of self harm ideation and suicidal ideation mixed with emotional outbursts and an increase in all my ADHD symptoms - but my healthy self is going to win against my unhealthy self - I'm determined)

Anyhoo - I struggle with time management, ordering tasks, over promising, working memory stuff, spelling and grammar, habitual or low-dopamine producing tasks, focus, and filtering. I'm impetuous and intense and I appreciate it when people tell me if I have inadvertently gone too far (nicely) even though it often upsets me in the moment.

I am an office worker with a very very good job that I am extremely lucky to have and most days I am very good at it. I have an undergrad degree in Theatre and before that attended a special Dramatic Arts program in high school. My family has ties to theatre and teaching as well.

I have worked for pretty much every type of stage production out there - student, amateur, semi-professional, fringe, professional - I have directed solo shows and a full scale musical and everything in between. I have worked as a dramaturge, playwright, designer, puppet maker, stage manager, tech, front of house person, promoter and performer. I currently have 8 partly written scripts on the go..

A few words about my smuttier works:

I have been fascinated by sex, romance, pregnancy, love, psychology, culture, and bodies for as long as I can remember.

I believe people need to have language and positive examples to understand what the heck is happening with their bodies and emotions. I believe this helps keep them safe - both physically and mentally.

This is why you will never see an age recommendation here based on sexual content - although I try very hard to add content warnings so people including minors and their loved ones can decide if they want to/should consume it.

Basically, I generally do not publish anything I think my 12 yo self should not have seen - does that mean its appropriate for all 12 yo's - nope. But very little I write sex-wise - except probably the cursing - can be found in most modern historical romances which at least where I live are not controlled. I was taking them out of the library and buying them from bookstores at twelve (pretending my very good parents didn't know and I was being "such a rebel").

For those who want to read/interact with my blog:

All I'll say is if you want to interact with me or my work - you are welcome - this is a safe space - but I expect you to be polite, curious, kind to yourself and others, and respecting of yourself and others - whether you are "lying" to your mom like 12 yo me - or are 89 yo and just enjoying a bit erotica for fun.

You set your boundaries - you make damn sure the people in your life know your boundaries and you expect them to communicate theirs as well. You tell someone you trust (or me) if you are afraid or hurting or if you have a question or believe that something I wrote could cause harm.

You are worth it.

In my book, we are not bad for being curious about sex or enjoying orgasm or falling in crush or love or lust...or none of the above..we are human. But I believe it is wrong if we let any of that allow us to wilfully cause harm or spread hate.

Fortunately, there are things that can help us navigate these waters in ways that will not hurt ourselves or others. That is the challenge.

Respectful love - requited or not - enduring or fleeting - acted upon or not - romantic or friendly or familial - RESPECTFUL LOVE IS ALWAYS TRUE LOVE AND ALWAYS WORTH IT.

I do not promise you will never have a broken heart...in fact I am pretty damn sure you will have several in this life and you will likely break one or two or more yourself whether you know it or not..and that is ok....

But there better ways to break a heart or react to when one breaks... and worse ways.

I do not believe there is only one person for each person. Or one type of "correct love"

But...

I do believe in true love.

I do believe in commitment.

I do believe that it is ok to choose to have respectful consenting sex without love.

I do believe that respectful mindful choices can be made when we feel love.

I do believe that love is in our control and not the other way around.

Anyways... that's me - verbose, passionate, unorganized (yup I know it's disorganized but people who are not organized cannot be expected to use the correct term - so I don't - on purpose - because it's dorkily funny to me) fascinated by love and sex etc., and living imperfectly by my own moral compass.

As Penelope would say "Welcome to my Thunderdome".

Other posts:

Back to my masterlist

My "rules" for writing sex scenes

Why Criminal Minds