#this post is sponsored by my finding human faced iggy ugly but still getting cute aggression when i look at him

[hylianane]

Every time I look at pictures of Iggy I have this prophetic vision of 20-something year old Josuke out drinking with Jotaro for the first time and between shots he mentions Jotaro’s trip to Egypt. And he feels very distressed when uncharacteristically, Jotaro’s eyes well up with tears (“shiiit all his friends are dead how did i forget that”) until he slams the cup on the table and says, “God, he was so ugly, Josuke. This little boston terrier we were bringing along, he was butt ugly. Every week he just got uglier. Until he looked like Polnareff, the poor fucking thing. And he stank. He would fart all the time. He looked like a man. He was ugly, and I loved him.”

and Josuke nervously tries to chime in, to just say anything, when Jotaro goes, “You remind me of him.”