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What sets Commander Fox apart from everyone else is his ability to keep going even when he would literally rather jump into a wood chipper than do one more goddamn thing. He’s gonna do it but holy shit.
#star wars#commander fox#the clone wars#tcw#unhinged fox au#this post is sponsored by#the absolute nightmare I’m putting him through in my fanfic#plot twist! his suffering is not because of his shitty boss#only indirectly because of his shitty boss
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have you thought about mike newton today?
now you have!
#this post is sponsored by#mike newton#my boy !#spreading the good word#fig newton#the golden onion#archive#twilight#twilight saga#twilight renaissance#human squad
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every post made by a phan about dan and phil in 2024 is laced with hints of disgust, exasperation, and occasionally mild horror. this is about the ranch metaphor and is something i believe we should do more often.
#this post is sponsored by#the phrase “they make me sick”#being used endearingly as often as it is here.#god theyre gross#ranch metaphor#dan and phil#joposting
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Every day I feel closer to Yiling Laozu era Wei Wuxian. Any day now I’m going to pick up necromancy and become the world’s most hated villain.
#this post is sponsored by#chronic illness#I can’t eat and I’m rapidly losing weight#my whole body hurts#I’m being tortured with acupuncture weekly#and I’m stuck in a cave of my own making bc I don’t have the energy to go outside#it’s not the same I know#but I feel like wwx would still commiserate with me#adhder to another#mdzs#wei wuxian#mo dao zu shi#yiling laozu#TW chronic illness#tw eating issues
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If anyone needs an annoyingly catchy ditty about vampire oral hygiene to live in their brain (or any other reason)
I gotchu one
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i discounted bridgerton for so long bc I thought it was corny but this show unironically has the best representation of complicated female characters ever
#bridgerton#save for d*phne i don't think i dislike any of the women characrers#i support womens wrongs !!#this post is sponsored by#portia featherington
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the vash sneakers stay ON ‼️ during sex. im sorry i dont make the rules babe 😏
#trigun maximum#trimax#trigun#trigun 98#vash#vash the stampede#this post is sponsored by#the fucked up vash#merch society#memes
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I will never understand why some people started deeming vocaloid "cringe". Like it's literally a robot laying down the sickest beats you've ever heard in your life. That's metal as fck.
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why isn't there a loyalty program for chronic or severe acute medical or mental health conditions? there should be a punch card for that. amass 10 conditions and you get a prize. what prize? i don't know. but we should be rewarded in some way for all of our suffering, dammit
#mental health#mental illness#chronic illness#chronic mental illness#health conditions#medical conditions#chronic condition#rn all we're getting are more conditions#because of all the comorbidities#bodies are the worst#this post is sponsored by#the new condition I just unlocked#it's a particularly frustrating and painful one#yay me i guess
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you know how there's like hydrophobic spray?
I wish there was like sandophobic spray
it'd be cool when I'm swiming in the ocean to not get sand stuck in my feet for the next 12 hours when I walk out
#this post is sponsored by#the fishhook that got stuck on my foot last week when i was in the water#bc when i got out with a tiny wound that was bleeding but was clean from the water#i had to walk all the way to my towel#and then sand got stuck in my wound#and that was not fun#it's been 0 summers without sicknesses or injuries made in or because of water
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i love bible fanfiction
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how freeing it feels to know you can love anything and anyone for free. It's something nobody can make me pay for because it's here. It's me. And do you know how terrible it feels that I can't keep loving once I'm dead. I have however long I have left to get it out and make things and tell people and try so so so hard to let everyone know that I love
I love and sometimes it's because she's my mum and she takes care of me even when I'm acting like a dick and sometimes it's because she's my sister and she's like a small me going through this with me and sometimes it's because he's someone I don't know and I like his hair and sometimes it's because they sing nice. I like how they sing. I love you. Do you know that or will I walk past and never say it. And will I see you again or do you not know I'm even here. I like your shoes but you're getting on a different bus now so I can't tell you that those shoes make my day feel like love. I love you. I hope I get another chance to mess this up.
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My worst fear is that heaven is gonna try to convince Aziraphale that Crowley is the bad guy. That something needs to be done about him. They're pulling him back in. They're convincing him he has control so that he goes along with them. Crowley rejected him, rejected Good. All those years, Aziraphale thought he was Good, but maybe demons never change. Or maybe it's just Crowley. Maybe he was never to be trusted. Maybe Aziraphale should've gone against heaven in the first place. But, it's fine, he's an angel, he chose Good. He is Good. He is Good, and he is on heaven's side, because heaven is Good. Go along with heaven, they're just like you. Go back in. We're glad you're back. You chose the Right side. Stay here. Stay Good.
Aziraphale babygirl get out of there
#good omens#good omens spoilers#aziraphale#this post is sponsored by#my own fear of falling back into my traumas
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checking out the spider-punk comic book from the library bc Sure hobie wouldn't want me to engage in capitalism but also Libraries Are Punk
#i love libraries sm#y'all don't understand#waaaa#this post is sponsored by#libby app#atsv#spiderman#spiderpunk#hobie brown#hobart brown#spiderman across the spiderverse#satsv#q
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At least I don’t have to make fart noises to play my instrument
#clarinet#clarinetist#clarinet player#clarinet memes#this post is sponsored by#the clarinet gang#there’s a better way to Bb#trumpet slander#trumpet memes
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Meta spam as soon as I want to play casually like the silly little guy I am. I’m going to bed.
#this post is sponsored by#shiver splatoon#having the worst case of stans and simps I’ve ever come across#y’all fetishize the shit out of that damn octopus like#can’t y’all see a traditional Japanese person and be fucking Normal#this is a general frustration but my first Splatfest match being so obnoxious does not lighten my mood#ghost speaks#splatoon#Splatfest#splatoon 3#team frye#team shiver
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