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[stealthetrees]

What sets Commander Fox apart from everyone else is his ability to keep going even when he would literally rather jump into a wood chipper than do one more goddamn thing. He’s gonna do it but holy shit.

[the-golden-onion]

have you thought about mike newton today?

now you have!

[acidicwerewolf]

Cats want to live inside your skin and also they hate you.

[melanchovy]

every post made by a phan about dan and phil in 2024 is laced with hints of disgust, exasperation, and occasionally mild horror. this is about the ranch metaphor and is something i believe we should do more often.

[liverbiver9]

Every day I feel closer to Yiling Laozu era Wei Wuxian. Any day now I’m going to pick up necromancy and become the world’s most hated villain.

[sunset-peril]

If anyone needs an annoyingly catchy ditty about vampire oral hygiene to live in their brain (or any other reason)

I gotchu one

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[maroonevening]

i discounted bridgerton for so long bc I thought it was corny but this show unironically has the best representation of complicated female characters ever

[sanya-tutos]

the vash sneakers stay ON ‼️ during sex. im sorry i dont make the rules babe 😏

[ashefvll]

I will never understand why some people started deeming vocaloid "cringe". Like it's literally a robot laying down the sickest beats you've ever heard in your life. That's metal as fck.

[misguidedandperplexed]

why isn't there a loyalty program for chronic or severe acute medical or mental health conditions? there should be a punch card for that. amass 10 conditions and you get a prize. what prize? i don't know. but we should be rewarded in some way for all of our suffering, dammit

[lesbianseaweed]

you know how there's like hydrophobic spray?

I wish there was like sandophobic spray

it'd be cool when I'm swiming in the ocean to not get sand stuck in my feet for the next 12 hours when I walk out

[antennatoheaven]

i love bible fanfiction

[snekjoy]

how freeing it feels to know you can love anything and anyone for free. It's something nobody can make me pay for because it's here. It's me. And do you know how terrible it feels that I can't keep loving once I'm dead. I have however long I have left to get it out and make things and tell people and try so so so hard to let everyone know that I love

I love and sometimes it's because she's my mum and she takes care of me even when I'm acting like a dick and sometimes it's because she's my sister and she's like a small me going through this with me and sometimes it's because he's someone I don't know and I like his hair and sometimes it's because they sing nice. I like how they sing. I love you. Do you know that or will I walk past and never say it. And will I see you again or do you not know I'm even here. I like your shoes but you're getting on a different bus now so I can't tell you that those shoes make my day feel like love. I love you. I hope I get another chance to mess this up.

[an-egg-on-it]

My worst fear is that heaven is gonna try to convince Aziraphale that Crowley is the bad guy. That something needs to be done about him. They're pulling him back in. They're convincing him he has control so that he goes along with them. Crowley rejected him, rejected Good. All those years, Aziraphale thought he was Good, but maybe demons never change. Or maybe it's just Crowley. Maybe he was never to be trusted. Maybe Aziraphale should've gone against heaven in the first place. But, it's fine, he's an angel, he chose Good. He is Good. He is Good, and he is on heaven's side, because heaven is Good. Go along with heaven, they're just like you. Go back in. We're glad you're back. You chose the Right side. Stay here. Stay Good.

Aziraphale babygirl get out of there

[tumblasha]

checking out the spider-punk comic book from the library bc Sure hobie wouldn't want me to engage in capitalism but also Libraries Are Punk

[saxophone-exploder-irl]

At least I don’t have to make fart noises to play my instrument