#this post is queued so don't yell at me just yet. pls.
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presidentrhodes · 5 years ago
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sometimes i still think about how peter parker's day went like this:
field trip to moma
fighting big space alien w/ mr stark
field trip to space
fighting big space alien w/ mr stark and company
dying in mr stark's arms
waking up next to the strange wizard and the human space cowboy who likes footloose
boom, five years have passed
fighting big space aliens w/ mr stark and even more company
watching mr stark die
finally going the fuck home
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curseofaphrodite · 3 years ago
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asTORIA MY BELOVED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE<333 HELLO
our wedding>>>>>>god's wedding ;)
bitch wHAT y'all don't have hindi//sanskrit as a subject???? lucky you😭😭 i had to study hindi compulsory till 8th grade- (hate that subject i swear hate the teacher too ig)
ISTG I BARELY STUDIED FOR MY TESTS BUT IK I STILL DID DECENTLY WELL when you're intelligent and have photogenic memory but give zero efforts for studying>>>
oh oh oh iNEJ GHAFA INEJ GHAFA INEJ GHAFA ‼️ she's mommy i swear sorry i simp for inej nina and kaz- (my biggest flex is that i simped for kaz kaz first not freddy kaz guess that's what happens when you read the books and not watch the tv series 😼🤌)
you have wattpad right?? have you read war of hearts?? it's a kaz brekker story istg it was favourite and i'm pretty sure i read like 4-5 times when i was in my kaz phase- oh well but stasiaj (i hope i spelt her name correctly but in case she's the female protagonist) what a girlboss leave that hot mob and date me pls one of few female ocs who didn't just let go of powerful nature for a goddamn m*n-
but since we're on topic of kaz lemme share my favourite freddy carter picture bc he was my fav white boy of month in february<3
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LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE MY HEART SO PRECIOUS 💗💗 istg this isn't the bastard of barrel he's the baby of barrel 🥰✨❤️
(oh that one sence where he threatens a child omg so hot bruise my esophagus for all i care)
honestly hate men i'm so sorry that guy was truly a dumb bitch for rejecting a gem like you
i hugged nyasa for you heheheh
yES YES YES I WEAR RINGS!!! I WEAR 3 RINGS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IF THERE'S SOME FUNCTION THEN I WOULD ADD MORE RINGS FROM MY RING COLLECTION 😩🙏💍
yk about our farewell (yes i'll sing about it for days cry about it🥰) (#sokind😸🙏) sOO guess who isn't coming
*dramatic pause*
*drum rolls*
✨tina✨
YES SHE ISN'T COMING TO THE FAREWELL NYASA TOLD ME AND I ASKED HER THAT "YOU'RE COMING TO THE FAREWELL NAA🤨" FOR SELF SATISFACTION 😩☝️‼️
honestly ily you literally write a whole ass novel answer to my whole ass novel ask<3
people who write novel long shits together stay together. periodt
well today we did shirt signing and one of my friends drew a mf dick on it😭😭 ffs i was ✨scared✨ that my mum would see it and yell at me but but but my mum ignoring the dick and commenting on every sweet messages and hearts>>>> material girl momma💅
how was your day tho i realised i stopped asking that lmao 😭 take care muah muah
i love you my sweets! ← look how pretty this looks🥲💗
-🔮
p.s. rewarding you with another poem of mine at night bc why not
doing the cut again gahaha
no no i had hindi up until 8th too! i just did very bad but our hindi sir was very lenient. he hardly even checked what he was correcting lol he marked us all as genuises and just gave us A everytime.
PLS youre smart asf and im not surprised. proud of you mwah.
stasiaj sounds like A QUEEN. not me running to wattpad and checking the book. the synopsis sounds so cool; the author is TALENTED ASF.
speaking of talented people, yes freddy mfing carter. he's adorable off screen and the perfect kaz brekker on screen. adorable and kaz in one sentence lol the day is cursed.
PLS PEOPLE WHO WEAR RINGS ARE AUTOMATICALLY THE BEST LIKE I DONT MAKE THE RULES !!!
TINA ISNT COMING YAASSS SUE THAT BISH IM GLAD. at least you'll have a drama free farewell. gimme tea on it tho 💋
shirt signing hakjsha I love your friend and your mom like she sounds nice.
MY DAY WAS OKAY I just woke up and I'm yet to catch up on all the asks so I'm queuing some so I think this would be posted some time in the afternoon?? idk how queues work. i hate math exam next HAHA fml thanks.
THAT DOES LOOK PRETTY MWAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AKSKHKJA
also,
where
is
the
poem 🔪🔪🔪
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