#this post is obviously about the enigma that is Jensen ackles but please don’t tell him I said that

[mishaesque]

spn casting process: u gotta be handsome male but with giant babydoll eyes. Able to portray aggressively straight guy but still pull off queerbaiting hundreds of thousands of people. maybe potentially have dabbled in some not so heterosexual activities, or not, but joke about it like you have. Intimidate knowledge of gay sex, yet insist you are a typical jock type dude with no such knowledge. Non negotiable criteria: MUST LIKE TO BE CHOKED BY OTHER MEN. Most importantly: look so incredibly breedable that an entire subgenre of fan fiction about it is invented.