#this post is just for laughs don't take it seriously

[reignpage]

how do you think jjk men are with embarrassing moments during sex? like if something embarrassing that happens to either them or their partner, do they play it off, try to inject humor, swear off sex to be a monk?

i read a similar post by an author advocating for well, not just more realistic depictions of sex in fics, but to include some of the awkwardness present in them too?? their post included geto’s hair getting stuck in butt cracks, Toji pulling a muscle, Nanami losing his boner, and Choso full on shitting himself accidentally to help with reader’s embarrassment over queefing 😭😭😭

like yes it’s funny and bonkers but cuz sex isn’t always the passionate sexy fuckfest we see in fics/movies, people don’t always cum at the same time, yes you DO need lube AND prep, foreplay DOES matter, dryness or losing an erection midway no matter how horny you are is common yano?? 😤😤

lowkey wanted to go anon lest you call me perpetually horny 😭 but ignore me if my shit’s getting old

own your shit bae, no pun intended. ur horniness could never get old. I like these questions cause they're like brain teasers. okay okay lemme have a go

Gojo:

says a cringy line

I can totally see him trying something new that he thinks would be super sexy like

"oh yeah? you like that? you're such a dirty whore, aren't you? come on, cum and show me who you're daddy is."

reader will pause and stare at him like, did you hear yourself?

gojo will have a moment of realisation and give himself the ick. even he has limits.

he collapses on top of reader and begs her to forget that, will be a blushing mess.

he'll think about it once in a while and cringe

but in the moment, he'd throw a tantrum if you can't stop laughing and making fun of him.

"it wasn't that bad! you're being mean, seriously. I just got caught up, okay? stop laughinggggg"

gets very pouty, protests, and you have to seduce him back, really compliment the hell out of him

then he'll force you on top and make you take the lead so he doesn't give himself another opportunity to be embarassing

Geto:

trying to switch positions in a tight space and then you accidentally rest your elbow on his long hair and he almost rips outs chunks

probably gets irritated because you've damaged his brilliant hair

takes a breather and then starts back up again

punishes you during sex

will crack a smile if you do

"yeah, alright, laugh it up. but if I develop a bald spot, neither of us will be laughing."

will make sure that never happens again

might even pull your hair during sex to show you how it feels (not too hard obvi)

Choso:

might get too subby lol

like "am I a good boy mommy? am I doing good? I don't want my mommy to be mad at me" and he's in tears

idk how to write mommy kinks lol

and you both have a moment of clarity where it's like, damnnn you okay? didn't know you had trauma like that

he'll get very shy and embarrassed

might even start crying, trying to run away

you'll have to reassure him it's fine and then just go slowly and gently, having more loveydovey sex

late at night, he'll ask you if you really didn't mind because he doesn't want you to be freaked out or think he's not a man

but I imagine it'd become a kink you indulge him once in a while

just gotta teach him it's okay, just don't spring it on someone mid act lol

Toji:

trying a really acrobatic fucking position, whether in the living room or in the shower, gets his footing wrong and slips, smacks his head against the wall, takes you down with him

he knocks himself out

you have to wrangle his 200 pound or something body in to a safe lying position and wait for him to come to

when he does and he remembers what happens

bro is in denial

no he didn't slip

no he didn't overestimate himself

no it didn't hurt

no he's not embarrassed stop asking him

gets very grumpy and will storm off, grumbling under his breath

comes back calmer

neither of you mention it but it hangs in the air as you both prepare dinner together

once sat across each other, you make an eye contact and you burst out laughing

he rolls his eyes but he's got a smile on his lips

"yeah yeah, what fucking ever. you try lifting your heavy ass up whilst you're balls deep"

next time tho, he gets you back by forcing you to endure vanilla sex, going very slow and shallow and overly sweet

makes you beg for him to fuck you normally

he'll consider it

Nanami:

drunk sex, becomes wayyyy too emotional

"sweetheart, you're the most beautiful thing in the entire world, I love you so much do you know that? I honestly -hiccup!- c-can't live without you, oh goodness, please don't make me live without you!"

he's still inside, he's not even thrusting anymore, he's just crying into your neck like a baby

you're brushing his hair, shushing him, orgasms forgotten

might vomit on you a little

wakes up with a killer hangover and a night full of memories he wishes he could erase

"oh god, honey. I'm so terribly sorry. I can't believe I did something so ridiculous. no I know loving you openly isn't ridiculous, but I wouldn't be wrong to say crying, leaving you unsatisfied, forcing you to care for a man child, and cherry on top, vomitting on you is just a little ridiculous."

has to go make it up to himself for being a terrible husband

will spoil you for the rest of the week

or anytime he remembers

might actually drink less because of it lol

Sukuna:

he'd kill you if he did something embarrassing

pray he never does

[avonne-writes]

This hit me in the soft squishy parts :( I feel for Bucky so much. I know they're both hurting, but with Bucky's initial attempt at actual proper communication and Gale's very visceral reaction it must really feel like whiplash after Gale teaching him how to do that in the first place - not to mention triggering his abandonment issues.

Is there anything you'd like to share about how Bucky feels during this time about Gale's behaviour?

Who is it that raises divorce as a possibility?

You don't have to answer all or any of this of course, but I do love this au so much.

Re: this post

Thank you so much for the questions, I like discussing these more serious topics. ❤️ I could talk about this for several pages, but I tried to summarize some key points.

Yes, absolutely - while Gale feels like he has been betrayed, his visceral reaction is like a slap in turn. Bucky doesn’t expect it. It hurts him, and he finds it unfair.

During this fight, Bucky's confidence takes a big blow. He doesn’t know anymore if he can predict Gale's reaction to things as surely as he used to think he could. He wants to backtrack (his need to appease Gale) but he also doesn’t (his need to have a conversation). All the personal development he has gone through is now up against his fears and insecurities. Should he back down or risk losing everything?

But he also feels guilty, because yes, he knows that Gale doesn’t want kids and yes, in 15 years of a relationship, Bucky never once told him that his desire to have one (or a few) has been growing over the years. He never thought to push the subject seriously - the most he did was telling Gale he'd be a cute dad and letting Gale brush it off with a playful "come off it".

It feels like something so easily avoided going terribly wrong. An issue that he now thinks he could have prevented with easy changes in the past, but younger Bucky and Gale didn’t have the foresight, nor did it seem easy at the time to act any differently. Bucky at 17, 18, 22 was more likely to just go with the flow in general and he truly convinced himself that he didn’t really want kids either. And once you aligned yourself with something, it’s harder to express a change of opinion than to choose the other option in the first place. Bucky marinates in this guilt, regret and helplessness cycle during the fight.

At the same time, once the conflict is well underway, he's really angry with Gale for acting out. He knows Gale's petty side very well but that doesn’t make it any easier to deal with it. Whenever Gale gives him the cold shoulder or fucks off on his bike, Bucky wants to scream at him or punch something.

When they actively fight, it gets really painful sometimes and grows past the issue of whether they want to have children or not. They need to apologize for the things they throw at each other's heads during these fights before they could move on to the actual discussion.

And then, of course, Bucky continues feeling a lot of love for Gale, and he longs for him constantly during this time. Not for angry, hurt Gale, but for the Gale who pulls Bucky's head to his chest, holds him close and murmurs the nicest things until the world feels bearable again. The Gale who sets up an opportunity for one of Bucky's silly jokes and then laughs as if he didn’t expect it. The Gale who asks him if Bucky really thinks he’s good enough for NASA, the Gale who smiles into his coffee when he feels Bucky's eyes on him.

Bucky has emotional support from Curt (and his mom, but he doesn’t want to share the issue with her), but nevertheless, these complicated emotions are not easy to deal with.

They never say the word "divorce" to each other. Gale never even implies it during the fight, but they both think about it, Bucky with fear and Gale with despair. Bucky's the one who acknowledges that it hangs between them, but he always calls it "leaving". Gale understands it all the same.

[magical-reid]

prompt 40 with stiles please!! not going on date due to jealousy 👀👀

Don't Go On That Date

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

Setting: Post-High School | College AU

Word Count: 1K

Prompt: 40: ” Don’t go on that date.” “Why?” “You know why.” “Say it.”

Summary: When a cheesy speed dating flier catches the reader's attention, they reluctantly sign up after some persuasion from their roommate, not expecting anything serious. But when Stiles, their longtime friend, confesses his feelings just before the event, everything changes, leading to an unexpected, passionate kiss and the realization that he’s the one they’ve been waiting for.

Reader’s POV

It started with a stupid flier.

Bright pink with neon green lettering, it had been pinned to the corkboard outside the dining hall. “Speed Dating Night,” it declared, obnoxiously large hearts taking up most of the page. Someone had drawn a cartoon Cupid in the corner, his arrow poised and smug.

You didn’t even mean to take it seriously. It was a joke—something to laugh about later when Stiles inevitably made fun of you for being “the kind of person who falls for cheesy marketing.” And yet, when you mentioned it to your roommate, they immediately dragged you into a group chat to sign up.

“It’ll be fun,” they’d said. “It’s not even real dating! Just a chance to meet people!”

You weren’t buying it. But after days of relentless pestering, you caved. It was a Friday night, and you’d already resigned yourself to wearing your nice jeans.

It wasn’t until you’d mentioned it to Stiles that the whole thing spiraled.

“I don’t get it,” he said, sitting cross-legged on your bed. He was twirling your TV remote between his hands, looking far too annoyed for someone who had spent the last thirty minutes raving about how he’d finally beaten Scott at Mario Kart. “Why would you even go?”

“It’s just for fun,” you replied, rifling through your dresser. “I’m not marrying anyone.”

“But why speed dating? Don’t you already have enough—” He waved vaguely. “—people in your life?”

“Enough people?” You quirked an eyebrow, holding up a black sweater. He frowned, and you put it back in the drawer.

“You know what I mean.”

“I really don’t.”

Stiles sighed like it physically pained him to explain. “I mean you’ve got me. Scott. Lydia. Everyone. You’re not—” He gestured at you, then immediately realized how insulting that could’ve sounded. “Not, like, lonely.”

“I’m not lonely.” You turned back to your dresser. “I just want to try something new. That’s not a crime.”

“You don’t need it,” he muttered, barely loud enough to hear.

“Okay, dad,” you said, rolling your eyes. You tried to ignore the weird twinge in your stomach when he got up and left your dorm without another word.

Stiles’ POV

He was losing his mind.

He couldn’t pinpoint when it started—when you’d become the most distracting part of his life. Was it the first week of college, when he realized you were in his bio class and you still called him when you couldn’t figure out campus navigation? Or was it earlier? High school? That stupid road trip to Mexico when Scott told him, “You’re totally into her,” and Stiles vehemently denied it because he couldn’t possibly deal with that on top of everything else?

It didn’t matter. All he knew was that the idea of you sitting across from some idiot with perfect hair at some stupid speed dating event was driving him insane.

“Why don’t you just tell her?” Scott asked when Stiles stormed into their dorm that afternoon, slamming the door and pacing like a man on a mission.

“Tell her what?” Stiles shot back.

“That you like her.”

Stiles nearly tripped over his own feet. “I don’t—what—Scott—” He flailed. “No. That’s not—she’s not—I mean—”

Scott gave him the most unimpressed look.

Stiles groaned, raking a hand through his hair. “It’s not like that, okay? It’s just…” He tried to find the words. “It’s stupid. She shouldn’t have to go to something like that to meet people. She’s—she’s better than that.”

Scott shrugged. “Then tell her you’re better than that.”

Reader’s POV

Your roommate let out a wolf-whistle as you stepped into the living room, turning in a slow circle for their approval.

“You clean up nice,” they said, grinning. “Watch out, speed daters. You’re about to steal everyone’s heart.”

You laughed, shaking your head as you grabbed your phone and keys. You were halfway to the door when it swung open—hard.

Stiles stood there, chest heaving like he’d sprinted across campus. His hair was sticking up in every direction, and his plaid shirt was buttoned wrong. He looked completely frazzled.

“Don’t go on that date,” he blurted, his words crashing into each other.

Your roommate let out a low whistle. “Well, I’m just gonna… leave you to it.” They slipped out before you could stop them, leaving you face-to-face with a very anxious Stiles.

You crossed your arms. “What are you doing here?”

“Stopping you from making a terrible decision,” he said, stepping inside and shutting the door behind him.

“Excuse me?”

“You don’t need to do this,” he said, his voice softer now but no less urgent. He looked at you like you’d just volunteered for a kamikaze mission.

“It’s just speed dating, Stiles.”

“You know why.”

You tilted your head, daring him to say it. “Why?”

He clenched his jaw, eyes darting to the floor, then back to you. “You know why.”

“Say it.”

The silence stretched between you. His throat bobbed, his hands clenching at his sides. You thought, for one agonizing second, that he wasn’t going to do it—that he’d leave it hanging there forever, like an unfinished sentence.

But then he said it.

“Because I like you.” His voice cracked, and he winced like it physically hurt to say out loud. “I—I’m into you, okay? Like, really into you. And I can’t—I can’t watch you go out there and—” He gestured vaguely toward the door. “And find someone else when I’m right here.”

Your heart thudded in your chest. You couldn’t tell if you were breathing anymore, but you were definitely staring at him like a deer in headlights.

“You’re not saying anything,” he said after a moment, shifting on his feet. “Which is really not helping my anxiety right now.”

You stepped closer. “You’re right,” you said, voice barely above a whisper.

“I am?”

“Yeah.” Your cheeks burned. “You’re right. I didn’t need to go out and meet someone. I—” You bit your lip, trying not to smile. “You’ve kind of ruined me for other people, Stilinski.”

His face lit up in that stupid, perfect way it always did when he solved a mystery or won an argument. “Wait, seriously?”

You nodded. “Seriously.”

He exhaled like he’d been holding his breath for hours.

“Good,” he said, grinning now. “Because I’ve been dying to do this.”

He surged forward, and before you could ask what he meant, his lips crashed against yours. It was messy and a little off-center, but it was perfect.

And just like that, speed dating was the furthest thing from your mind.

[epickiya722]

"Gojo doesn't have panty shots"

I seen posts where people lose their minds over his FINGERS. If that man had panty shots...

[necrotic-nephilim]

I am always thinking TimJay thoughts related to the fact that they have matching scars from getting their throats slit, and not only that, but Jason slit Tim's throat first in an attempt to threaten Bruce, where Tim was nothing more than a pawn for Jason to use to emotionally manipulate Bruce.

batman (1940) #618

And then, just a little while later when Jason is trying to confront Bruce and do his whole dramatic moment with Joker in UTRH, and Bruce slits Jason's throat to stop Jason from killing the Joker.

batman (1940) #650

It makes me so Unwell. They have literal matching scars. When do you think Jason realizes it? When do you think, while running his fingers over the scar he has to always remind himself that Bruce was willing to jeopardize Jason's own life just to save the Joker, Jason realized it was the same scar *he* gave Tim? And does it click for him too, that he and Tim are a lot alike? Being used as pawns in Bruce's game? And for the first time he maybe understands Tim Drake, just another kid trying to get Bruce's attention and approval? And Jason did to Tim exactly what Bruce did to Jason? And that's part of what spurns on Jason's obsession with Tim, trying to "save" Tim from Bruce's ideology?

When they finally get together does it make Jason even more possessive? He put that mark on Tim and now he has his own to match. It's the closest to being understood and loved he's ever felt when Tim runs his fingers over Jason's scar at the same time Jason touches Tim's. Mirrors of each other, in a fun, fucked up little way.

[yarnrocks]

s/o to that time I referred to the valkyries serving mead to the slain warriors in Valhöll as "the Hooters of the slain"

[cienie-isengardu]

Bi-Han's animality & Ice Age

MK1 Bi-Han turns now into mammoth (seen for example here):

I assume, the reason behind such animality is due to its connection to Ice Age.

Shame then Kuai Liang and Tomas weren't made into saber-toothed tiger/Smilodon and sloth, because then we could joke about Lin Kuei bros being like Manny, Sid and Diego.

[blortch]

Jay really never touches anyone.

[skinnypaleangryperson]

Busting a lung because the whole Joker Arthur thing was cringe as piss all, despite being one of the most beautiful healing times in my life. Still embarrassing cringe as possible can be.

[advisorsage]

Anyone else see The Spider at the ass crack of dawn every morning but only when opening your right eye or is that just me?

[discocactusblogs]

🕯️

[rustedleopard]

Considering how -- after running into Ogerpon at the festival -- the player and Carmine spent so much time with each other alone together while blatantly leaving Kieran out of their business of returning the teal mask, half of the drama about lying to Kieran in the Teal Mask DLC could've been avoided if the lie Carmine decided to go with was that the player asked her out on a date.

[shirajellyfish]

Kill your darlings? Wrong. Darling necromancy.

[autistickaitovocaloid]

Why in all those young adult romcom-esque books do they always make references to harry potter or some stupid shit when they could be talking about professor layton or half life instead

[trio-of-chaos]

//as a blog made purely for comedy, Amy will appear in any kind of - stakes just to make fun of everything, cause why not smile a bit while everyone suffers :D

[bietrofastimoff23]

*john walker liked it*