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gen ; 871 words of pure complete caleb fluff for my personal comfort because i can't get this man out of my head (wow roxie posting fluff? girl what happened to you)
to be loved is to be seen.
a long day passed; he's there at the door. you can smell something simmering from the kitchen, the scent of comfort filling the room and maybe getting to your head a little... it's your favorite dish. you'd know that smell anywhere. and you've always liked it best when he cooks it...
he knows that.
to be loved is to be seen.
and he's pulling you in by the waist, not quite a hug, but rather a little bit of a once-over as he leans back to take a good look at you.
there's a pause.
the look in his eyes is gentle; fond. his head tilts, and there's something unsaid, unspoken, in the air between you...
you know the words on his lips before he says them.
"look at you, all pretty like that."
it's quiet, with a little bit of a chuckle.
"welcome back, pipsqueak."
typical caleb.
and this time there's a kiss on the tip of your nose, before he reaches a hand up to fix your hair— there's a piece of snow settled into it, and he knows that you don't like that. he'd brush it out for you, leave your hair neatly.
just the way you prefer it to be.
to be loved is to be seen.
and he knows more than you think.
you're an open book to him; maybe it's scary, and maybe it's a little unnerving, but—
maybe it's nice.
no words need to be shared.
he's happy to keep his arm around you, happy to wrap you up in blankets as you snuggle together on the couch and your favorite movie is playing softly on the screen in front of you. it's snowing outside, but you barely notice it; barely care. he keeps you warm from the cold. it's cozy. your head rests on his shoulder, and he hums quietly into your hair—and it's nice.
"it's been a long day," you murmur.
you blow your hair out from your face, and he fixes it right then for you. neat; the way you like it to be.
"oh, yeah? i could tell," he says. he chuckles—a little bit of a nudge in the form of a joke.
but he smiles.
"tell me about it, pipsqueak. i wanna listen."
to be loved is to be seen.
and maybe you scoff at him, but maybe you speak as he inclines. and maybe the movie's drowned out in the background, maybe all that you care about is the soft rumble of his chest when he laughs at the stupidest joke you've ever made in your life...
because deflect with humor, right? you've always done that. and he laughs, because you want him to laugh. and he reaches up to flick at your forehead. because he knows.
"you can be serious about it if you wanna, y'know," he shakes his head. "don't always gotta put on a strong front, 'specially not with me. so hit me. i'll take you seriously."
i'll take you seriously.
a safe space.
and they're simple words, because maybe you're not used to expressing yourself—
but he knows that.
he's used to it.
and he'll push you, a little, and you trust him to.
he knows that, too.
to be loved is to be seen.
and caleb knows a lot of things—what gets you angry, what gets you sad... the things you do to distract yourself, the things you like to eat. what makes you happy. when you're happy. your favorite show, your favorite song... that one article of clothing you'd always wear if you could, that book you keep on your shelf because the cover looks nice, but you haven't gotten around to reading it yet.
and he knows when you're tired.
he knows when all you need is for him to be there beside you, he knows when you've got something to say but you don't know how to say it.
he knows when you're pretending, too. when you want someone to breakthrough that little shell of yours, and say the words you want desperately to hear...
he knows.
because he sees you.
he sees you more than anyone else has, more than anyone else does. and not just with his eyes—with his heart. he knows you. he's engraved every little thing about you into the depths of his soul and he wouldn't have it any other way, not when he can hold you like this.
not when he knows how to.
not when he knows you want it to be this way.
and it's why he has his fingers running gently through your hair, peppering soft, tiny little kisses all over your face and relishing in the giggles that fall from your lips...
to be loved is to be seen.
"i love you, pipsqueak."
a soft murmur, a kiss into your hair.
"i love you a whole lot."
he knows you needed to hear that today, too.
and he means it.
because maybe there's no one else who could love you the way that he does; so whole, so loving, so pure, so... real.
you know that, too.
to be loved is to be seen.
and he sees you, and you see him.
to you, there's no greater love than that.
an : you know, real talk......... i really am truly sorry that the nuance of the caleb/mc relationship can't be translated into more western cultures that aren't used to this, i do believe it's kind of a shame 😭 because you have to understand that it's such a beautiful thing to be seen.... and i really feel that caleb encapsulates that especially given the nature of their relationship :( just. there's something so beautiful and comforting and warm about it and i had to get this out of my system before i go to bed 😭 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE 😭
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#roxie wrote zero smut today whatsoever?!#😭 i just needed to write him man....#caleb hand in marriage please#ʚɞ*.゚. lnds#love and deepspace#love & deepspace#lads#lnds#l&ds#love and deepspace fluff#lads fluff#lnds fluff#l&ds fluff#love & deepspace fluff#caleb#love and deepspace caleb#love & deepspace caleb#lnds caleb#lads caleb#l&ds caleb#caleb fluff#caleb x reader#divider by cafekitsune
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dear santa
lee seokmin + jokingly going up to the santas at the mall and embarrassing the other one wc: 645 warnings: written in a rush to finish the series, seokmin being painfully embarassing author's notes: I'm so sorry I keep posting such mediocre stuff i really don't wish to😭😭 also this should preferably be read before chan's drabble 'wrapping errors'. but I hope you like it <3 winter wonderland masterlist
"i think the store over there has some good gifts," you point towards the store with one hand to seokmin around who you've wrapped your other hand.
seokmin's still in awe over all the christmas decorations done in the mall when you look at him. red sparkling decor hangs from the high roof, glistening when light hits it at particular angles; lights arranged in the figures of reindeers and pandas; arches made of green leaves, with stars dangling at points; santas standing at various places in the mall, talking and playing with the kids that have come to the shopping center.
christmas is in full swing here.
however, you're falling behind because the two of you have spent days procrastinating and postponing buying the gifts for people you're meeting on christmas. like every year, all of you are meeting at seungcheol's place for the big bash he throws regularly, and for you, staying away from your family, they have become a second family to you.
you head over to the shop and look around for a while, contemplating whether to buy the most beautiful things you see there, even though they're basically useless to anyone. you manage to purchase a few presents, and when you're leaving, you notice that seokmin is nowhere to be found.
hands full of bags and gifts, you exit the store, mind wandering just like your eyes trying to spot him in the crowd. couples and families thronged the place, kids walking around with balloons and candies possibly gifted by the santas.
how the hell were you gonna find him?
the thought didn't stay for long when you hear his voice from somewhere, "yn!!"
"minnie?" when you look over though, you instantly wish that you hadn't.
there he stood, a few feet away from you, wearing an exact same white beard like the santa standing near him. the prop looked odd with the rest of his clothes, and his pose suggested that he was clearly losing some marbles. even the santa nearby seemed to ignore the embarassing creature standing near him.
you'd always had the fantasy of him role-playing as santa during sex, especially around xmas, but if this is what it's gonna be, you'd rather take up chastity. seriously.
"yn! wait why are you walking away- YN, c'mere. this is so fun," seokmin calls out to you again, this time louder, and the people nearby follow his gaze to see a shy you, face the colour of a ripe tomato. you could only wish that the ground would swallow you up.
and if all this wasn't enough, your boyfriend decides to laugh in an obnoxious manner, a distinct 'ho ho ho' echoing through the mall even in the chatter of the crowd.
that's when the mall starts playing one of your favourite songs, a song he'd start singing whenever, wherever you were. when you turn around to look at him, you see him already watching you, eyes searching yours for the silent message that comes with the song.
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin
If I can't help falling in love with you?
you walk over to him, pressing a quick kiss to his lips before taking his extended hand to pull him away from the crowd. you return the beard to the santa with an awkwardness you're sure he understands as well, and return to seokmin, who's now decided to entertain a few kids who'd thought he was santa indeed, and the sight melts away any urgency you'd felt. it replaces with a warm and cosy feeling that slowly settles in your tummy.
"the kids loved me; i make a pretty good santa, don't i?" he asks when he sees you near him.
"i don't know about santa, but you'd make a pretty good dad. now let's get home quick now, we have to wrap the gifts."
prompt by @novelbear; dividers by @adornedwithlight
#svt#seventeen#svt x reader#seventeen imagines#seventeen × reader#svt scenarios#seventeen dk#svt dk#dokyeom#lee seokmin#seokmin#dokyeom × reader#dk x reader#dk fluff#dokyeom fluff#articles.ris
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"Gojo doesn't have panty shots"
I seen posts where people lose their minds over his FINGERS. If that man had panty shots...
#you know what would happen#sometimes you don't need to flash your undergarments to be sexy#that man is built like a fucking twig covered from head to toe#looks even a little inhuman too#and a total goofball#but damn it that man got a fanbase#this post is just for laughs don't take it seriously#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#satoru gojo
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I am always thinking TimJay thoughts related to the fact that they have matching scars from getting their throats slit, and not only that, but Jason slit Tim's throat first in an attempt to threaten Bruce, where Tim was nothing more than a pawn for Jason to use to emotionally manipulate Bruce.
batman (1940) #618
And then, just a little while later when Jason is trying to confront Bruce and do his whole dramatic moment with Joker in UTRH, and Bruce slits Jason's throat to stop Jason from killing the Joker.
batman (1940) #650
It makes me so Unwell. They have literal matching scars. When do you think Jason realizes it? When do you think, while running his fingers over the scar he has to always remind himself that Bruce was willing to jeopardize Jason's own life just to save the Joker, Jason realized it was the same scar *he* gave Tim? And does it click for him too, that he and Tim are a lot alike? Being used as pawns in Bruce's game? And for the first time he maybe understands Tim Drake, just another kid trying to get Bruce's attention and approval? And Jason did to Tim exactly what Bruce did to Jason? And that's part of what spurns on Jason's obsession with Tim, trying to "save" Tim from Bruce's ideology?
When they finally get together does it make Jason even more possessive? He put that mark on Tim and now he has his own to match. It's the closest to being understood and loved he's ever felt when Tim runs his fingers over Jason's scar at the same time Jason touches Tim's. Mirrors of each other, in a fun, fucked up little way.
#jaytim#timjay#batcest#tim drake x jason todd#jason todd x tim drake#necrotic festerings#i would've included the proper panel where the batarang slits jasons throat but i've gotta be so honest with you#i can't fucking take that panel seriously. the art is *so* bad. why does jason's face look like that.#it ruins what should be one of the most important moments in jason and bruce's history. everytime i look at it i either laugh or cry#anyway it makes me unwell that jason scars tim first bc i usually see ppl mix this moment up with the titans tower moment#which would make it post-utrh#but no it's from batman: hush which comes first which is so much more fun for me when it comes to jason coping#like first you have to handle knowing the man you saw as a father bataranged your throat to save the guy who killed you#and then you realized he incidently gave you a scar that now matches the scar you gave the replacement you fucking hate?#i'd also be so unwell about it i'd go beat tim's ass at titans tower.#in my timjay little mind this is the true state of jason's complicated weird feelings about tim#the realization they have the same scar forces him to reevaluate his gut reaction to tim's existence#and thus his spiral into obsession and testing tim then trying to recruit tim begins.#i did in fact post this instead of writing fanfic don't mind it. i'm having a time. i'm also avoiding doing dishes.#i like ships besides timjay i SWEAR they're just on the mind as of recent
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s/o to that time I referred to the valkyries serving mead to the slain warriors in Valhöll as "the Hooters of the slain"
#seriously not what they are at all#but it was funny af don't you tell me i was wrong about that#i might post the whole note here later if I have the energy and tbh it's much more interesting than just this lil' quip#I'm also not a professional researcher#so if I post that thing take yer grains of salt before believing everything I say at face value#norse mythology#i felt funny#just your local myhtology hobbyist having a laugh at my own brain
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Bi-Han's animality & Ice Age
MK1 Bi-Han turns now into mammoth (seen for example here):
I assume, the reason behind such animality is due to its connection to Ice Age.
Shame then Kuai Liang and Tomas weren't made into saber-toothed tiger/Smilodon and sloth, because then we could joke about Lin Kuei bros being like Manny, Sid and Diego.
#mortal kombat#ice age#bi han#sub zero#kuai liang#scorpion#tomas vrbada#smoke#don't take this post too seriously my sense of humor just works like that XDD#i personally see bi han more as feline animal and sabretooth tiger would fit while still keeping connection to ice age#but also i'm laughing how bi han got big mammal#tomas got gorilla (another mammal) but kuai liang was degragged to be just scorpion#ya know the Arachnid / Arthropod type of animal#and from the human perspective the mammals are more impressive/relatable i guess?
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Jay really never touches anyone.
#JAKJSDKFJAKSDFJ#sorry to be a nerd i'm making just myself laugh rn#whole set up to show a single pic.#but i think if i roleplayed like 3 witches for a post and sent stuff beyond deathlist i'll get guillotined#mike#jay#also i don't wanna take this post too seriously. it's about something rather trivial!#blortchmod#anon is referring to the tags from prev post btw
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Busting a lung because the whole Joker Arthur thing was cringe as piss all, despite being one of the most beautiful healing times in my life. Still embarrassing cringe as possible can be.
#you either wear your heart on your sleeve and more than likely embarrass yourself to cringe levels beyond fathom but heal#or you keep it all inside and suffer like most people#I started laughing before I made this post because I saw a video on Instagram where Todd was worried about one of the scenes being cringe#my man the entire movie trilogy culture of the Joker movie was cringe and the fandom was cringe and I was cringe#and I don't mean this as an insult but more so just as an example about how inevitable it is that you're going to embarrass yourself if#you ever want to be anyone or anything at alL;#AND THAT'S GODDAMN OKAY!#The happiest I've ever been in my life was when I was writing romantic inserts sharing it with other people on Tumblr all day without worry#now I'm the most miserable lonely bitch that takes herself way too seriously and is more productive than ever but is utterly miserable!#I'm not saying the Joker movies aren't incredible in their own way#but God there was so much embarrassing cringe drama that happened on this app#BUT I WAS THE HAPPIEST THAT I HAD EVER BEEN JUST BECAUSE I WAS GODDAMN EXPRESSING MYSELF AND CONNECTING WITH OTHERS#and depending on how you look at it the movies and Arthur himself is incredibly embarrassing but it's beautiful because it's REALAS!!!!!!
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Whenever I see someone being transphobic on twt in a bridget thread i reply with three pictures of my mains: ky kiske from ac+r, ky kiske from rev 2, and ky kiske from strive.
it self selects for people who actually play the game. it’s canon that he’ll fight off transphobes with the blade. and if they actually played guilty gear they’d get the underlining messages
While it can be really funny to bully these guys back, please keep in mind that nothing you can say or do to these people will hurt them or waste as much of their time as what they say will stick with you or waste your time. It might be funny to send them a bunch of Ky pictures, but what they're doing is laughing that the only response the people they hate can give them is sending a bunch of pictures of anime boys.
The only thing that works is blocking them. They've turned being an asshole into a recreational sport and getting any sort of response in return is a victory for them.
#asks#Unfortunately I was an asshole on the internet once (not a vicious transphobe just a basic internet asshole)#I know exactly how these people function because I was there once...#When you don't take the person you're arguing with seriously it's very easy to laugh at every single thing they do#Which is what these guys are doing. It doesn't matter how well thought out the counter argument is. They don't care and they won't care#All you can hope for is that they're young and they grow out of it (I did)#I feel bad for them because I think about what led to me being like that decades ago. Are they going through the same thing?#I was like that because I was in a hopeless situation and hated myself and hated everyone else#People arguing back just proved my point that everything sucked and my hate was justified#It's an awful feedback loop. People being kind to me felt disingenuous. Why should they be kind? I hated them. They had no reason to be nic#I had to get to a point where I was willing to help myself crawl out of that pit before I let anyone else even get near me emotionally#I still remember the day when I realized I was being a fucked up little shit to everyone lol#Early June 2011. It was sunny with no clouds and there was a cool breeze. I was listening to In This Moment and I realized#'What the hell am I doing? Do I want to be like this forever? Get your shit together man'#It was a slow process from there but I did get out of it. Slowly. Very slowly.#There's a lot I did that I regret and can't ever apologize for because it was so long ago and the names and faces are gone now#Apologizing at this point would be selfish and only for my benefit anyway. I can only hope that what I did didn't hurt people permanently#Anyway. I've never talked about this on here before because it's the kinda shit that gets put on callout posts out of context#So. I am laying my naked soul bare and raw for the sake of underlining my original point: Internet trolls don't care
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Anyone else see The Spider at the ass crack of dawn every morning but only when opening your right eye or is that just me?
#this is a joke i know it's a hallucination#i just. need to say something where people can laugh with me instead of being concerned#it only happens when i wake up between like 5 and 6am and it varies from tiny to huge#this morning it looked ai generated and it's ass was yellow and almost bejeweled in how it looked#it's always a weird experience#cause like i know it's not real and i try to touch it to make sure#and I'm not unsettled like i am by a real one#and if i took the spiritual part of my pagan practice more seriously i might take it as a sign#but i know psychosis runs in my family and I've had hallucinations since i was a child#including ones induced by religion#so like I'm skeptical#it's really annoying and stupid though so i want to post where someone might laugh instead of telling me i have to tell my psych right away#like I'll tell her at my next appointment (the end of this month) but she's never been concerned about my hallucinations#i think that's cause i don't get command voices#i just get hallucinations that scare me or keep me awake#idk#i just felt like posting about my hallucinations today#they're always small things so it's not a big deal#anyway#drink water you heathens
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#how to keep hopeful when you feel like God's not going to give you the one thing youre hoping for#how to keep from being angry at God because you just don't see movement in your life in this one area#yet when you pray for God's will#He assures you you're where He wants you#I have never wanted this thing before and now that I'm older I find myself longing for it#It's hard to listen to my parents when their only answer to everything is “pray about it” as if I havent been doing so for years#It's hard to take their whole “be patient” speech seriously when my mom married at 21#My dad only slightly understands but I feel like its different at the same time#I was perfectly fine in church until the Pastor told a story about a married couple and the whole church was laughing while I nearly cried#I am the only single lady in my church on top of the only single person in my age group#I'm not even sure why God gave me this desire for marriage and a family#I feel like “God why would you give me this burning desire to have a family and marriage that glorifies and honors you if you weren't going#to give me said thing?“#I'm asking God to help me enjoy being single but at the same time I feel myself starting to grow bitter and thats something I dont want.#I know not everyone is called to be married and thats what's got me messed up and angry because if I'm not called to marriage#why did He give me the desire for it? I feel like that's just cruel and I know God isn't mean or cruel#also sorry Narni for stealing the way you rant lol#I feel bad everytime I post a rant and using tags seems to work better so I don't feel so bad
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Considering how -- after running into Ogerpon at the festival -- the player and Carmine spent so much time with each other alone together while blatantly leaving Kieran out of their business of returning the teal mask, half of the drama about lying to Kieran in the Teal Mask DLC could've been avoided if the lie Carmine decided to go with was that the player asked her out on a date.
#pokemon#pokemon sv#teal mask#i don't personally ship them i just think it's funny and would've been a much better excuse than saying that we were talking about nothing#like of course Kieran's not gonna be poking into our business. i don't think any reasonable person wants to watch their sibling#play tonsil hockey with their new friend#(please don't take this too seriously i'm just posting this because the thought made me laugh)
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Kill your darlings? Wrong. Darling necromancy.
#This is entirely a joke don't take it seriously#My writing style is ridiculously self indulgent#Learn the rules so you can break them I guess#Creating art is such a varied and subjective process#Works different for everyone#This post has no actual meaning it's just for laugh
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Why in all those young adult romcom-esque books do they always make references to harry potter or some stupid shit when they could be talking about professor layton or half life instead
#art talks about stuff#i'm usually not this pretentious about other people's interests however i have this permit that says if it's hp i can be mean#also don't take this post too seriously i am just having a laugh :3
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//as a blog made purely for comedy, Amy will appear in any kind of - stakes just to make fun of everything, cause why not smile a bit while everyone suffers :D
#pls don't take any post made here seriously#just laugh at it#or if I'm bothering#tell me to leave#I will understand#ooc post
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*john walker liked it*
#us agent#john walker#[ I can't stop laughing because it happened in the same year and in both cases it's the left hand#Just like John's when they broke his left arm#in fact EVERYONE who opposed John was overtaken by karma either in the show itself or this year#John can pull off the karma is for u trend#it's just funny anyway don't take the post too seriously <3 ]#my post
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