#this post is for the handful of mutuals that are both patho and jojo fans

[oplishin]

NO NOW I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HORRIBLE PATHOLOGIC JOJO, AND IF I HAVE TO SUFFER IM TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME

Feel free to ignore my clownery

Crazy diamond would be INSANELY helpful- “ah you have sand pest??”*unplagues you*. That is up until josuke contracts the plague and dies from it. That almost sounds like claras route lmao

I mean I guess josuke dying would be circumvented by heavens door also being used for healing abilities but whatever

Considering that giorno made a cure for purple hazes thing in about 5 seconds the whole plague part of the plague game is pretty much solved

Even if it wasn’t, giorno can basically make ANY organ he wants out of anything??? God that would be so much easier

Crazy diamond would be so goddamn helpful for fixing the water pumps that are always freaking broken

Jotaro would simply punch everyone in the face (saburov, big vlad, ahem). He’d probably punch the plague in the face too

I wonder if bucciarati would be Lara but with more stealing things for the safe house

If there are no stands, and we take every jojo character 100% seriously, there’s genuinely some good angst to be had there. Love to shove my favorite characters into hell

And if the patho characters go to jojo universe uhhhhh Everyone dies. Daniil opens his mouth and get fucking eviscerated. Only Clara survives; her powers would maybe get translated to a stand?

Stand idea for artemy: something to do with the property of equivalent exchange? Based on his whole hard choices thing. In game he uses organs to make cures, so maybe he’s trade some amount of matter for another useful item?? I guess that would just be alchemy from fma… shhhh

Claras powers are literally just as temperamental. Fulfilling wishes but there’s a 50% chance of it going horribly wrong. The more the person believes her, the better chance she has.

Daniil… taking pieces of peoples souls (a canonical thing in jojo apparently) and trading them for knowledge?

Girl idk I’m not very creative