#this post is definitely not fictive self indulgence /s

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+18 Tarot Reading ➝ Yoongi’s Giving & Receiving Style

↳ CARO’S NOTE: after an anon requested jk for this type of reading, i decided to do the same post for yoongles 🐱

⇢ disclaimer ♡ this is subjective interpretation; there’s no guarantee for precision and things aren’t definite. believing in tarot is a choice. the reading is for entertainment purposes only, all portrayals are fictive/speculative.

WARNINGS ⚠️ smut ahead, not suited for minors.

🌹 receiving pleasure:

⌈ PAGE OF SWORDS ⇁ yoongi won’t speak before the thinks when it comes to dirty talk and telling his partner which things please him. in fact, he might be pondering what to say during sex during countless other occasions. he’s more alert and in the present moment than we think he will be in bed. i also get a sense of him enjoying to receive a couple sexts scattered across the day. he’s quite chatty when his partner launches a flirting advance on him.

⌈ THE MAGICIAN (reverse) ⇁ even if his s/o has a tendency to be more selfless and self-controlled in bed, yoongi won’t see one-sidedness as a power dynamic. he doesn’t expect a lover to have the most intricate sex skills either. you don’t have to be some prostate massage, artsy rigger expert. he gets what he gets, that’s the mentality right here. yoongi also doesn’t mind when things are all over the place, disorganized sex turns him on.

⌈ THREE OF SWORDS ⇁ as i frequently lament, not a favorite card. there’s some sort of traumatic event involved that leaves the person guarded. yoongi might feel discomfort when he receives affection and sexual gestures because he associates them with something that made him feel unsafe. as an idol, he’s exposed to creepy stuff more frequently so that intensifies. the THREE OF SWORDS is also the card of depression or heartbreak holding someone back.

⌈ KNIGHT OF WANDS (reverse) ⇁ if his partner plans to indulge yoongi in foreplay, it’s a good idea to draw it out and stick to the basics, no kinky stuff yet. yoongi is getting hard slower and is unlikely to want a steamy partner that just rips off his clothes. way too fast for our honey boy. we’re going for stamina and cooling off from a hard day. yoongi is also not the type for donning an arrogant character while he gets head. 

🌹 giving pleasure:

⌈ KING OF WANDS (reverse) ⇁ this is a tame sexual card. he’s not going to seize the reins and just jump right in. big and bold grabbing or groping or scratching you won’t see. yoongi doesn’t know where to start and how to portion his energy. giving pleasure he’s not afraid of, this is more a question of him not wanting to come across as rude and too forceful. he has to be lead by his partner. If they can give him the right push, that’d be ideal. he also doesn’t act possessively.

⌈ NINE OF PENTACLES ⇁ goes along with the entire spread. this is mature sex, not teens going at it like rabbits to forget the world. he’s not in it to shake up his partner. yoongi pleases to indulge, it’s carpe diem, not for ridding himself off hormones. and one thing’s for sure. expect a money shower when buying toys and aphrodisiac foods he’ll use on his s/o. yes, he cooks delicious things for them. also, the guy’s stocked up on lube and condoms constantly. 

⌈ EMPRESS (reverse) ⇁ as the card centers around pregnancy and this is a reversal, i can’t see him being into impregnation kink type of play, or creampies for that matter. yoongi keeps it wrapped and won’t give it to his partner with all safety lists checked off. research is all he does. if he does cunnilingus, yoongi is going to whip out the dental dam. this guy’s a protection freak, you’ll never catch him slip. chance of a shotgun wedding: 1%.

⌈ KNIGHT OF CUPS ⇁ when a cups or coins knight shows up in a guy’s sexual reading, i know he’s a gentleman. yoongi is not averse to smoothness and giving a lot lot. i can also see him wanting to provide his S/O with drinks of their choice after sex, we see the knight carrying a chalice from point A to B on the card. he is forward with passionate talk that sounds more romantic rather than degrading. date (k)night is his favorite word.

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[END NOTE] currently debating on whether i’m doing this reading for a third member or not 🤔