#this post brought to you by mcdonalds brekky bc they gave me 2 extra picante sauce packets and my initial reaction was “FUCK YEAH”

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Stede, tidying up in the kitchen: *sighs* -- "Edward, do we really need to save all these?" *gestures to a pile of BBQ, soy sauce, sriracha, Taco Bell sauces, ketchup, and other packets* Ed: *blinks* "Well -- I mean, just in case --" Stede: *incredulous look* "--In case of what? Ed: *narrows eyes* "----You never had a packet drawer growing up, babe?" Stede: *tone of voice emphasizing the air quotes* "A 'packet drawer' --??" Ed: *looks at middle distance, shakes head, shrugs* "Nah, I guess you wouldn't have, would you?" Stede: ".................." Ed: *dramatic siiiiigh, rolls eyes* "--FINE, we can toss most of this, but we ARE keeping the fuckin Diablo sauce."