#this poor bastard just doesnt understand terms so he literally asks Mr. Downstairs to possess the eggs i bed
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he’d go crazy for deviled eggs, let’s be honest
He is the one that pulls up to the function with trays and trays of deviled eggs. Then, he gets pissy when nobody goes back for seconds
#he has to bring home the extras and thats what hes eating for the next week#this poor bastard just doesnt understand terms so he literally asks Mr. Downstairs to possess the eggs i bed#*bet#imagine he has a ton of little eggs spread around a pentagram and is doing a little demonic chant to “devil” them.#he'll see deviled eggs in the supermarked and be pissed because they're seasoned#he likes these things in name only#longlegs#dale kobble
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