#this pertains to adults only btw. sorry everyone else

[sanitizarium]

is this a safe space. i have a quastion

[uraharashouten]

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSE SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG.

REPOST. don’t reblog. TAGGED BY :: @flashkitty​, @nonviiolent​ [[ awww thanks guys! <3 }] TAGGING :: Dang almost everyone I play with has done this one so???

01. WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE? ::

UraYoru (surprise, surprise!)

02. WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING? Honestly anything. There are no limits, really. Crack and angst are my favorite genres. I’m willing to write fluff but it’s a struggle. I’m not kidding; it’s the hardest genre for me and I feel like I run out of ideas quickly. D:  I might even try horror if someone wants to (let Kisuke creep you out, or try to freak him out, lol). But there’s only one person in the world I will write smut with and you guys will never see most of it.

03. HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?::

I’m assuming this question pertains to romantic/sexual ships, because canonically Kisuke is basically a dad to Ururu and Jinta and a mentor to a lot of other young people, and I love those kinds of familial or mentor relationships. Age gaps don’t matter in those relationships. Romantically I’m shipping exclusively with @flashkitty​ and Kisuke and Yoruichi are basically the same age so this question doesn’t come up. Having said that, in the past he’s dated women thousands of years older so I obviously don’t really care that much as long as everyone’s a consenting adult! :D

04. ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING? ::

I’m going to say yes, even when it comes to platonic ships, because there has to be chemistry. Sometimes it’s natural and blooms quickly; sometimes it takes awhile. Kisuke’s a private person who doesn’t open up easily. And there are some muses he’s just not going to click with.

05. HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW? ::

Once mouth or hands start touching some part of the body normally covered by underwear, with intent to arouse, I’m going to tag it nsfw.  I guess this means you’re safe if you’re just hanging out in the clothing-optional basement hotspring, or playing a game of drunken naked Twister. Which… is probably canon, tbh.  (And now you’re sorry you asked.)

06. WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH? ::

My Kisuke’s main squeeze is @flashkitty’s Yoruichi.  She is the love of his life and one smokin’ hot mama. And she is literally the only person in the universe that really understands him. I mean, how’d a nerd like him get so lucky?

But he’s got a lot of platonic relationships. Just off the top of my head, employees/shop assistants MechaGodzilla (@deus-ex-machiina) and Skylar (@hello-hellhound), flower and herb supplier Adelha (@adelha-mathilde), pals Tess (@mckaytriarchy), Kyoren (@lightconsumesall), Nel (@nyota-sungura) and Arashi (@ashipfullofmisfits), mentees Ichigo (@kurosakiichigochouhonnnin, @blackcuttingmoon) and Rukia ( @sncwwhitequeen , @lucxns), special ward Whitey (@moechorr), old friend Ryuuken (@xyuuken), new potential friend Gin ( @ichimaru-gin ), antagonistic demon spawn frenemies @thedemonsnake and @reapersofknowledge. And there are more so I’m super-sorry if I’m leaving someone out!

I do have a wishlist, though. I’d like more (or any) interactions with Hiyori, Shinji, Isshin, Kuukaku, Mayuri, Akon, and Shunsui (and I love how you portray him, @nonviiolent!). That last one is particularly interesting to me because I see a LOT of similarities between Kisuke and Shunsui, and I imagine Kisuke being a lot more like Shunsui in another thousand years.  And also, as a guilty pleasure, more snarky Askin interactions. Wiggling brows at @reapersofknowledge and @levaarik.

07. DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU? ::

If it affects my headcanons about him in any way, yes. This especially means if you want to assume a prior relationship, like old Academy lab partner or something like that (which would be awesome btw). Also, my HC is that he’s an only child and never had any natural children of his own before the one currently on the way with Yoruichi, so I would prefer not to be blindsided by long-lost parents, siblings or children.  If you would like to RP a pre-existing relationship, be it old school chum, previous colleague, present employee, distant cousin or whatever, please definitely talk to me about it first. Otherwise, I’m a huge fan of development and chemistry and like to watch things unfold organically.

08. HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP? ::

What does this even mean? No man is an island. We are all in relationship to someone else (with the possible exception of Aizen) and that’s life.

09. ARE YOU MULTISHIP? ::

Platonically, yes. Romantically, no.

10. ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS? ::

I don’t need romance all the time, if that’s what this question’s asking. And I really don’t need fluff much. I like drama, adventure, comedy… which can all take place in the context of a relationship.

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM? ::

UraYoru. <3  I mean I hate to say it but as much of a trainwreck as the Bleach ending was, I never even cared that much who Ichigo or Rukia ended up with, tbh.

12. FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU? ::

Well, just, you know, hang around, send me asks, try to start things, and if they stick and we both have inspiration to build on them, great! But I’m not going to force it, and my muse is selective and time and inspiration limited. And do bear in mind that while Urahara Kisuke seems like a really friendly guy and everyone’s favorite uncle, seems is the key word, because he’s really an introvert and it takes a lot more to connect with the man behind the mask.