#this one didn't do great on reddit but i'm convinced it's funny so i'm putting it here as well

[smcitizen]

But don't serve your crystalweed in martini glasses. Magic is for all ages!

[chairsarefornerds]

I have been filling my brain with too many pieces of media that deserve a longer amount of time in my head, I'm trying to catch up on Horror movies I feel I need to watch and there's so many that I feel like need more time in my head, and I will attempt to put my thought on the all the movies I've watched in the past few weeks here so I can think through it:

Scream Series - if y'all wann hear my thoughts lmk because this series I could go in depth on, the rankings go

Scream - 9/10

Scream 2 - 4/10

Scream 3 - 3/10

Scream 4 - 7/10

Scream 5 - 8/10

Scream 6 - 9/10

Crimson Peak - Spent this entire movie convinced they were cannibals and I've never been more disappointed to not see someone get eaten. Honestly solid twist but I predicted it in like 12 minutes and my roommate GASLIT ME. - 6/10

Fantastic Mr. Fox - Amazing, classic, made me cry 8/10

Us - Possibly the most frightening movie I've seen, literally one bad scene, and it's just because it slightly over explains, in a way that leads to some unanswerable questions interpreted as plotholes, however I think that piece is more symbolic and stylistic and this movie is one of my favorite horror movies ever, and also one of the most frightening things I've seen, period. - 9.9

Nope - GORGEOUS MOVIE, if you work or do entertainment at all I believe this movie should be required viewing for people in our profession, it is such a gorgeous commentary and has amazingly compelling characters and also one of the most horrific scenes to enter a horror movie. - 10/10

Nightmare on Elm Street - For a classic, I felt underwhelmed, I think it's hurt by the fact that I am familiar with Freddy as a character, and also knew most of the effects, personally it wasn't particularly suspenseful but possibly slasher films don't particularly speak to me? - 5/10

Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - SO GAY, the movie has easily the most frightening scene in this entire series, and has a wonderful meta-commentary of a queer boy discovering himself. This is without a doubt my favorite movie in the series, very dark and creepy with phenomenal effects, Wes Craven I bless you. - 8.5/10

NIghtmare on Elm Street 3 - Peak Freddy as a character, goofy, mean, amazing and such creative effects and kills, including most of the classics you think of when you think of Nightmare on Elm Street (The String Puppet, It's Prime TIme Bitch, and the insane overdose kill with those finger syringes) - 6/10

Nightmare on Elm Street 4 - SO BORING MAN also some weirdly creepy moments from Freddy, really boring but sadly not the worst, I didn't like it - 3/10

Nightmare on Elm Street 5 - Fucking - what happened in this movie? OH SHIT YEAH this is probably the stupidest conceit and the worst final act and such boring kills I just didn't like it, one of my least favorite movies I've seen honestly. Also... SUPER FREDDY SUCKSSSS - 2/10

Nightmare on Elm Street 6 - Confession time, such a fun fucking movie and I don't get the hate it is so fun, so funny, has a couple of the best scenes (and one of the worst but shhh) I absolutely adored how fun and camp this movie was, it also had literally the only moment I felt frightened since the second movie and it was just so fun, great effects and stupid fun slasher movie. - 8/10

IT (2019) - Always loved this movie, I can talk about it forever - 9/10

Salem's Lot (2024) - Reddit can fuck itself this is a wonderful vampire story and has some horrifying shots, as well as a fun story and characters. Terrifying visuals such a great movie. Now, I will say I haven't read the Stephen King book yet and from what I understand if you've read the book and want a faithful adaptation you should watch Midnight Mass instead, however it is separately a really great vampire movie, incredibly stylistic. - 8/10

Lisa Frankenstein - WOnderful commitment to its aesthetic as well as a really clever set-up and payoff, there's somthing beautiful in the way she is putting herself together with the pieces she cuts off of the people who make her feel incomplete, amazing movie will be watching it repeatedly - 8.7/10

The Barbie Movie - 9/10 you know, it made me cry, loved it of course should have watched it earlier.

Saltburn- Y'all understand a movie can be about a psychosexual relationship AND be a critique on class right? Like, this was my first time watching it and I think if you take away the class commentary you remove a large piece of the film and I'm worried some of the opinions I saw on this movie were written by people who believe a movie is incapable of holding two thoughts at once and I'd just like to talk because I fear we watched different movies if you go "it's actually not really about class" - 9/10

Ready or Not - Amazing horror movie, with a badass main character who goes through some BRUTAL moments, honestly if not Abigail then this is the epitome of Radio Silence. Hilarious ensemble cast and genuine surprises and shocks and pain throughout, a true delight. - 8.5/10

Rumble Fish - Stylistic movie, wonderful commentary with a great cast, I have yet to watch The Outsiders but this movie is the reason that I will. - 8/10

The Muppet Movie - Beautiful, Rainbow Connection always makes me cry, fun movie, should hav put it between som fucked movies and not on its own. - 8/10

Midsommar- Gorgeous, cult movie, amazing fake-out that reminds me of Get Out, where you think the "evil thing" is this one thing but it's actually this almost more fucked up but sybolically better thing instead, with fucking stunning effects and cinematography. - 9/10

Bodies Bodies Bodies - So funny, such a fun movie and great twist, I adore it! Amazing characters, including genuinely great queer rep, and great suspense! Wonderful cast and a hilarious movie- 9/10

I Saw the TV Glow - HOLY FUCKING- Y'ALL I CAN'T!!! I don't think i've been in aspot where, after sleeping on a movie I'm not able to analyze it, this movie is still staring into my soul. THIS. IS PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR. This movie opened me up and layed me there, holy shit y'all if you haven't seen it GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW. - 13/10

Oscar - Amzing'ly wonderful cute movie which needs nothing, if you like Clue you'll like this, if you like movies that are thinly veiled farce's you'll love this, wonderful character acting, 10/10

Yes I know they're not all horror, I needed to watch things in between so my mental health didn't fucking self-destruct. Any recommendations y'all think I should watch?