#this mother fucker is 26 in my headcanon

[zerothisnero]

Funny evil reptile and butler post idk I'm going to throw myself at a wall

[madisonthetimewalker]

Got inspired by @loryn-art and decided to make some modern AU Wakfu headcanons because I always love making head canons when I see cool AU’s

1. Yugo cannot skateboard for shit. He always face-plants into the pavement (Adamai can skateboard and laughs his ass off at yugo’s misery)

2. Adamai is surprisingly good at baking, he can make a pretty good looking cake (if he try’s)

3.qilby has horrible fucking sleep schedule I cannot describe how bad it is but it is horrible.

4. Chibi is a morning person and has a decently sized ego.

5. Grougal has the best hair in the family (he gets it from his mom what do you expect?)

6. Shinonome (I cannot spell her name for the life of me oh my god) likes to live a cozy and organized life… qilby does not knowing the meaning of organized

7. Adamai works in retail and has clip on earrings (he doesn’t want to get his ear pierced again it sucked for him he hated it. I also have an example in one of my drawings!)

8. Phaeris is very very good at making sure shit doesn’t go down in the house. Mostly because he has a resting bitch face and I love it

9. Baltazar works at a daycare. He likes the job (quilby is not allowed near baltazar because of what happened in season 2, they will full on fist fight im dead ass)

10. Efrim isn’t very responsible with money (do not give him any he will spend it… and so will Nora)

11. Glip is often tired he has a pretty good sleep schedule (unlike qilby) but still often complains of being tired.

12. For mina I wanted to make her a teacher but since she was known to be basically a lawyer in Wakfu but I feel like a teacher would fit her as well.

13. Adamai doesn’t talk about his private life.. at all for that matter he keeps to himself a lot and you basically have to pester him to tell you what’s wrong.

14. Adamai has a creepy smile (this is canon.. oh my poor boy) and often times won’t smile in photos he just kinda grins and walks away.

15. Yugo has such horrible and I mean horrible taste in fashion (you can hear Adamai holding back tears in the background while Mina or Nora has to tell him to change or else he’s gonna scare their mother to death due to his shitty fashion sense.)

16. If you where to ask qilby about a specific historical event, he will tell it in such great detail it makes it seem like he was actually there.

17. The dragon bros cannot taste spicy foods (I heard somewhere since lizards are cold-blooded they can’t taste that thing that makes you taste spicy foods) so if you see grougal chowing down extreme spicy ramen don’t ask.

18. Efrim is very clumsy and often stubs his toes or accidentally hits something when he walks (everyone thinks he needs glasses but he has 20/20 vision this fucker just can’t walk straight)

19. I like to think Adamai is a bit of a nerd. In his own way of course (if you’re lucky you can catch him reading comic books in his room.. which is always locked)

20. Nora and Efrim collect random stuff they find on the ground and they have this huge stash of random shit. Nobody knows how long they have had this but god is it large

21. Glip can often be seen grading papers (I like to believe baltazar is a daycare teacher while Glip is a high school - collage teacher/professor)

22. Chibi does not know the meaning of “social cues” (and neither does yugo.)

23. Shinonome works at a flower shop (qilby doesn’t like flowers mostly because of bad allergies but he supports his sister anyway.)

25. Efrim hates having to work and I mean HATESSS it he will complain the whole time (Adamai is one step away from hitting him with a shopping cart at 100 miles an hour)

26. Yugo can’t focus for shit, but can surprisingly describe how to make a specific meal in great detail (alibert you have raised a good man.)

27. Phaeris is very good with solving puzzles and likes to do them in his free time, he says he enjoys the “thinking process”

28. Chibi is a horrible flirt if he sees a pretty lady and he wants to say hi? Immediately tripping and stumbling and accidentally embarrassing himself (grougal is laughing his ass off silently in a corner.)

29. (Can you tell I like Adamai?) he’s a pretty good babysitter although he isn’t a huge fan of it but he doesn’t mind helping people out.

30. Nora can’t roller skate while Mina is a fucking mastermind.

31. Baltazar and qilby can be seen giving the meanest fucking side eyes at family dinners (Adamai prefers to eat in his room. But once there’s drama he appears and watch’s from afar.)

32. Qilby has the worst back pain in the world.

33. For someone who can’t focus for shit yugo is an incredibly fast learner! And can learn anything in a matter of seconds (Adamai is often jealous out how quick of a learner he is.)

34. Glip doesn’t like being forced to work at such late hours but he has no choice (the curse of being a teacher)

35. Adamai often runs away from yugo when he’s at work. And yugo likes to chase him down for shits and giggles (yugo please he’s trying to do his job)

Great Lordy I have made so many! I might make some insert modern AU ones as well. Involving ecaflip and Xelor and the rest of the gods, I like to think they also live in the world of twelve but they don’t really show their faces (kinda like Greek gods? If you get what I mean)

Anyway I’m glad I got to share more headcanons! Have a great day!

[tangytiramisu]

Sale General + Romantic Headcanons

I have been obsessed with this guy recently, he’s so underrated 🩷😔 This is for my fellow Sale fuckers, I know you’re out there! ✊

CW: None

His full name is Antonio Sale. He is 22 years old and was born on June 26, 1979.

His childhood wasn’t the happiest. He grew up with a struggling mother and absent father. Because he didn’t have many choices, he joined Passione in his teens to get a decent living.

As we have seen, Sale likes power and money. Understandably so. His position isn’t the highest in Passione and even then, many gangsters don’t get paid very well.

He’s quite stingy with money and will mostly spend it on necessities. For him, shopping sprees are pretty much nonexistent.

Despite that, he still has a pretty keen eye for fashion. He finds beauty in simplicity.

He is quiet and introverted. He doesn’t have many friends but is fine with that. Zucchero is probably the only person he really considers a buddy.

His favorite colors are pink and green and his favorite music is usually techno and punk.

He doesn’t eat much but he enjoys, you guessed it, salty foods. But of course, most of his diet is rather nutritious.

He’s quite skinny so he makes up for that with intellect during fights.

Uses Kraftwerk to moves things around if he’s feeling lazy.

He is very good at gambling and often leaves opponents stunned. He gloats at the end about how easily he wins.

Bro has resting bitch face. He knows but that’s only because people he knows (cough cough Zucchero) told him they thought he hated them at first because he looked angry at them 😭😭

He speaks directly in a somewhat monotonous tone and isn’t very expressive, but has a very laidback and chill demeanor.

Like many fans, I HC that he is related to Squalo. Most likely a younger maternal cousin. They aren’t very close but they get along fine. Sale is one of the very few people in the family who supports Squalo and Tiziano’s relationship, which is why Squalo is still in touch with him at all.

With an S/O, despite being a slight cheapskate he is a good boyfriend. Hell, if you are also stingy, it’s a match made in heaven.

His primary love languages are Quality Time and Acts of Service. He’s very lenient so whether you want to go out to a restaurant or stay at home for a date, he’s fine with it because he gets to spend time with you. He will also help you with things around the house if you live together.

You could classify him as a lowkey tsundere. He isn’t very good with words and more obvious expressions of affection, but he will try if you are the sensitive type. He can be very caring with the time calls for it.

Will get a bit gwumpy if you are mushy with him but secretly loves the affection.

If you need to vent, he will listen and give good advice.

Once he achieves his goal of taking over Passione, he would be willing to settle down and get married. Maybe even start a family if he considers it safe enough.

[adreamingofguns]

I think the funniest and most baffling game to movie adaptation is how the people who made the second silent hill movie about silent hill 3. Why? Because of this reason and this reason alone.

Banking on Kit Harrington's smash breakout hit, GoT, the folks who made silent hill revelations decided to add him to the roster as a teenage heartthrob love interest for the main character Heather while also making them be related??? That's his aunt??? (Claudia in movie is Vincent's mother, Alessa is Claudia's sister, Alessa = Heather, or if you're being pedantic and saying Alessa is Heather's mom, that makes Vincent and Heather cousins. Still related!!!) Just like GoT!! Poor Kit Harrington is typecast as an aunt-fucker!!!

Here's why it's especially baffling:

In-game, Vincent is a 26 year old weird fruity brown guy. His relationship with Heather is antagonistic at worst and vaguely helpful at best. They are not likely to be related and he dies anticlimactically just in a cutscene. He's just stabbed. That's it. He and Claudia clash, and while it is strangely implied that they knew each other as children because they're very close in age (Claudia is 28, Vincent 26), they are also not likely to be related. Claudia and Heather's relations are debated to this day, so I feel comfortable in saying they're probably related through Alessa. My personal headcanon is they're half-sisters with different fathers.

WHY THEN did they make Vincent and Heather both related and then also the main romance of the story and also the same age (17)? What was their thought process there? Why did they make the weird adult limp wrist rat man a teen hunk? Why is Claudia his mom when they were childhood friends? Literally almost everything else about the story is maintained, why is that (and immediately killing off Douglas) the biggest change? Hollywood, explain???

[lady-morrigen]

Hi Mary! Some fanfic asks for you :) How about 25, 26, 29 & 34? (Have a nice day babes x)

Hi, I just want to say I absolutely adore you! Thank you for these! 🖤

25. Have you ever daydreamed about side adventures/spin-offs from your fic? Tell us about them!

Oh wow! Um yeah all the time! I think about little headcanons for Frankie when I’m driving to and from work like all the time, but I’m not able to write them down lol I mostly think of them based around the songs I’m listening to at the time. Since I mostly listen to 60’s/70’s love songs, my brain does some wandering.

I mostly just daydream about the different ways that BFF!Frankie (not a character I’m currently writing) would make a move, how he would love you when you’re sick or stressed, and the kind of music he listens to when no one is around. I’m so soft for him lol

26. Is there anything you’ve wanted to write, but you’ve been too scared to try?

Ok I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, BUT... I would love to write a few things:

FO!Poe x Resistance!Hux x Reader

Cassian Andor x Reader

Kylo Ren x Reader 😬

And Rey x Reader 😬

But I am scared shitless of all of those. Frankie is my happy place (though I’ve been stressing like a mother fucker over Always, Forever lately)

29. Have you ever gone outside of your comfort zone for a fic? How did it turn out?

Well... that 9k Tovar fic was certainly outside of my comfort zone. I personally can’t stand to look at it but it’s almost at a 100 notes which is a lot (for me) so I’m guessing people are enjoying it? 😂😂

34. Copy and paste an excerpt you’re particularly fond of.

Oh you are so sneaky...

“He looked you up and down, taking in how cozy you looked in his giant sweatpants and one of his old Army tee shirts. You had slept with your hair tied high on the top of your head, but most of it had fallen out of the bun and created a halo of sleep-mussed hair around your face. Your oversized glasses were perched halfway down your nose and Frankie was sure that he had never seen you look more adorable.”

Maybe you’ll see that pop up soon, maybe you won’t 🙃🖤

[sam-i-am-27]

Young Justice Theory/Headcanon/Analysis

As we know, Blue Beetle can really take down a lot of characters in less than a five minute span, as seen in Season 2 Episode 15 on the Warworld. But just how many of them can he take down?

Here I will be telling which Young Justice heroes he can and why (I don’t want to do villains cause there’s way more of those and he’d get his ass handed to him by over half of them). It will be strictly Young Justice characters. The Team will be the final roster of season 2, same with the Justice League. This will be in the context of ‘What if Jaime and Khaji-Da were forced to work together at full Reach-Scarab strength (Black’s level of power) to take them down?’; an ‘End of Season 1’ situation if you will. And they aren’t killing them, just knocking them out as he fights them one-on-one rather than in a group.

Now on the Team, we have: Static, Batgirl, Guardian, Beast Boy, Kid Flash (Bart Allen), Tigress, Miss Martian, Superboy, Bumblebee, La’gaan, Robin (Tim Drake) and Wonder Girl. On the Justice League, we have: the Hawks (counted as one because as we’ve seen, they can’t be separated, but not counted for because of how little we know about them), Plastic Man (won’t be counted since nothing is known about him), Dr. Fate, Batman, Black Canary, Captain Marvel, Superman, Wonder Woman, Zatanna, Rocket, Black Canary, Martian Manhunter, Red Tornado, Captain Atom, Green Arrow, the Flash, Icon, Green Lantern (Hal and John are counted as one), Atom, Blue Devil (same situation as Plastic Man) and Red Arrow (but since he’s a little on the rebel side, he’s not counted either).

So on the Team, Blue Beetle can defeat: Static, Aqualad, Batgirl, Guardian, Beast Boy, Kid Flash, Tigress, Superboy, Bumblebee, La’gaan, Robin, Wonder Girl.

On the Justice League: Black Canary, Superman, Batman, Red Tornado, Martian Manhunter, Green Arrow, Flash, and Atom.

Now, beginning with the Team.

He can defeat Superboy, La’gaan, Robin, Batgirl, Wonder Girl, Tigress Kid Flash, and Bumblebee all for the same reasons: Black Beetle could. In Season 2, Episode 10 on the Reach ship, Black Beetle was able to take down Superboy, Wonder Girl, La’gaan, Robin, and Bumblebee down all within a few minutes. Although we aren’t sure how, he did, meaning that Blue could as well. We also see Blue easily defeat a majority of these characters on the Warworld. Yes, they were off-guard and yes, some had disadvantages (Wonder Girl and Superboy carrying Mongul) but they were defeated nonetheless.

Now as for why Batgirl is even though we never saw her defeated by Black, we did see her beaten by Blue in Episode 18. Yes, she was acting as bait but she was captured all the same. If that’s enough, she has the same training, maybe more, as Robin and that means that if Black could beat Robin, Blue could do the same to Batgirl. This all goes the same towards Tigress, who, even though she never interacted with either of them, is only human with very similar training.

Static is a pretty easy explanation: he’s simply got electricity powers and if Blue can survive gallons of molten lava and still defeat the villain (who we will bring up later) he can survive a little static shock (pun intended) and then take down Static, most likely with a sonic cannon, which is how he defeated Beast Boy, Bumblebee (again), and Guardian on the War World.

Blue could defeat Kid Flash because yes, he did and they showed that the Scarabs have the capability to process information faster than the Flash’s can think, as shown in Season 2 Episode 12 when they were fighting Black Beetle in the LexCorp as well as in Episode 18 (even if Kid was being bait).

Now for the Justice League, it is very difficult but a lot of points overlap which is awesome. So let’s start with the simplest: the Flash. He has the same abilities as Kid Flash and therefore, the same downfall.

Same with Batman and his proteges. I know that Batman probably has contingency plans for his contingency plans for the main plan, but even with all of his training, he is only human, just like his proteges and even with all his training, he still lost to Superboy and Robin (Dick Grayson) working together in Season 1 Episode 26, one of which Blue has already beaten and the other had his skills passed down to Batgirl and the new Robin. It would take a while, but Blue could do it.

Superman, Plastic Man, the Hawks Green Arrow, Atom, would share the same downfall: Blue’s sonic canon. Put at the right frequency, he could make them pass out, especially with Superman’s hearing. That would definitely work on Superman, Plastic Man, and Green Arrow. And if doesn’t work on Atom (very unlikely since Bumblebee met the sonic canon once and lost instantly), and Atom tries to shut him down from the inside, we’ve seen that doesn’t work thanks to Season 2 Episode 12 when they try to surgically remove Khaji-Da: it’s got antibodies for its antibodies.

Black Canary and the Hawks would be a struggle but he could defeat them. Black Canary, with her own sonic powers, probably has evolved some sort ear thing that prevents her from being affected by any sonic waves, but Blue probably has the same thing in his armor and that cancels each other out, leaving a Reach Warrior versus a woman with the same skill sets as Batman, who has been defeated.

Red Tornado because it took all the Red siblings to defeat Red Volcano in Season 1 Episode 15 when they are fighting him at Yellowstone National Park. Now, put Volcano against Blue and he’s defeated by only one person (yes, Tye helped but was quickly taken down by Volcano stabbing his astral projection in Season 2 Episode 14). So if Blue can defeat a robot that Red Tornado couldn’t defeat alone, he can defeat Tornado.

Finally, Martian Manhunter. This one is thankfully easy to explain. Black defeated Green. Yes, Green had a Scarab which is even more of a reason that Blue could beat Martian Manhunter. Green and Manhunter are both Martians (obviously) so both have the same powers (even if they don’t have the same skill set, Manhunter having trained to be a hero and Green to be an archaeologist). But Black could defeat a Martian with another Reach Scarab, meaning that Blue could too.

That leads me into my reasons why some of the members could not be defeated.

Miss Martian is up first with the same explanation as Martian Manhunter: she’s a Martian (again, obviously). But she is also the strongest telepath that Martian Manhunter has ever seen, even using it against him to defeat him easily in Season 1 Episode 26 and then we see how powerful she’s become when she breaks Aqualad’s mind. If she could do that to them, then she could easily take down Blue.

Speaking of Aqualad, his reason for beating Blue is the same as his mentor, Aquaman, as well as Zatanna, Captain Marvel, Dr. Fate, and Wonder Woman: Magic. We saw in Season 2 Episode 9 when Blue ‘fights’ Aqualad that his most common weapon, his electricity magic, burnt a hole right through the armor that beat Superman. So if that simple spell could help defeat a Reach Warrior, then the rest of the magic users, especially the most powerful ones like Zatanna and Dr. Fate certainly could too. Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel may not have all the magic necessary to take Blue down easily, but they do have enough magic to slow him down long enough to punch the living daylights out of him.

Now for the final members of the League, Rocket, Icon and the two Lanterns, who also have the same ways of defeating Blue: better equipment. As we saw, even though Khaji-Da was obviously sabotaging the Reach by hitting the forcefield, if Rocket is able to simply put up a bubble and no amount of force is able to take it down, then there, question asked, question answered. As for Icon, he and Rocket have tech from the same planet so it most likely has stronger and more capable abilities, meaning he could probably take down Blue easily.

As for the Lanterns… need I explain? The entire Corps were at a standstill with the entire Reach armada for centuries until the peace treaty but one Reach Warrior versus two fully trained Green Lanterns? No match.

So in conclusion, Blue is a badass mother fucker and you shouldn’t mess with him or Khaji-Da.

Also, I noticed that our new logo

Has a very similar color scheme as Mr. Rocky-Face and his home turf

@fanygrayson7 @puddingmcmuffin What do you guys think?

[sassafrassrex]

Alphabet Game

Got tagged for this by Lady Badass-itude herself, @lightshesaid​ And it seems like the perfect thing to do, in the limbo between exams.

A - age: 26

b - either centipedes or failure: Oh. That’s… are we sure this question wasn’t designed especially for me? Hoooooo-boy. Centipedes. Absolutely centipedes. A whole room of them. But I’ve met those fuckers and like as not, I would still be utterly wrecked. (That’s like a ‘shot in the head or burned at the stake?’ kind of question. One is worse, but I’m SOL either way).

c - current time: 11:24

d - drink I last had: Mead, to fuel studying. Made by my very own husband. (He gives me so many reasons to brag about him.)

e - every day starts with: “Aw shit, here we go” unless I’m feeling badass.

f - favorite song: You’re joking. I could fill a hundred Tumblr posts, I’m almost always singing or humming (and BOY does it bug people cuz I don’t always carry a tune). Okay, gun to my head. I never got over my little girl awe of Stravisnky. Ever. I once saw a video of him conducting the Firebird, and I nearly wept. However, if I go too long without Scott Brown (the techno lord behind the best Hardcore Heaven evah), my molecular structure begins to degrade.

g - ghosts. Are they real?:  Ahem. In my experience they don’t appreciate that term. Though I believe the preferred nomenclature includes, to name just a few, nats, kamis, angels, yakshas, faeries, bon, and cousins. (Or so I’ve heard ^_^) (And whoopsies, I just revealed a wee bit about my own religious leanings, didn’t I? Meh.)

h - hometown: The one and only Tinsel Town.

i - in love with: My best friend *cue groans form the peanut gallery* -who is my husband. He is the amazing.

j - jealous of: People who work 8-6 (I remember that…); the independently wealthy

k - killed someone: *sigh* I’ve made this grim joke before. Give it both time and my vulnerability to human error. And we will see.

l - last time I cried: I actually don’t really cry that often?? My perma-gruffness may have partially-fibrosed my lacrimal glands. (Did cry in front of a physician once. Mortifying.)

m - middle name: Is also my mom’s first name. She hates it as much as I do so why????

n - number of siblings: 1 brother and 1 sister, with whom I share only a father. And 1 brother, with whom I share only a mother. So 3 sibs but no full sibs (who’re all so far awaaaaay. Britain, Singapore, and the closest is in California.  ;__;  )

o - one wish: Enough money to leave the States and never come back, WITHOUT having to do the whole “work at hostels, work at animal sanctuaries, any places that don’t need to see a work visa” shtick. (I’m a happy wanderer, and someday I will be too damn old to be doing it on a shoestring.)

p - person you last called/texted: My brother (from the same mother^_^). He sent me a picture of his little baby boy. (I’mma auntie!)

q - questions you’re always asked: “You lived in Wyoming???” now that I’m no longer in Wyoming. And “You’re from LA?” back when I WAS in Wyoming. Occasionally, I’m lucky enough to get “How many countries have you been to?” from people who’ve seen the color-clashing madness that is the inside of my home.

r - reasons to smile: Voltron in September! (Supposedly *side-eyes writers). Also, Medschool isn’t forever. My husband (with his blessedly mobile job) is willing to someday run away to Mongolia with me. And, knowing full well that I will sound like a TOTAL ass: you guys *cue more groaning from the peanut gallery* who are willing to occasionally talk to me about cartoons ‘n shit. It’s a lot of fun (the one area in which I can’t brag about HB—he’s not exactly too keen to gab and headcanon until the sun comes up. Go figure.)

s - song last sang: Oh, this is kinda embarrassing. “Bad Motherfucker”, Biting Elbows. (My subconscious wishes I were an action movie hero… I guess)

t - time I woke up: 6:30. I hate sleeping. 

u - underwear color: Teal, at present.

v - vacation destination: I promised myself Peru. Then I went to India?? Who on Earth can say, in other words.

w - worst habit: Fiddling with my hair. I’ll rip/break split ends off (which I KNOW just makes them worse.)

x - x-rays you’ve had: Just X-rays? Wrist and foot. Have had a few CTs though, after falls.

y - your favorite food: Once again, you must be joking. Too numerous to count.  But, my current obsession is actually a culture fusion monster comprising a spring roll wrapper holding chicken cooked in mango chutney + green onions + a bit of guacamole (if splurging) + roasted sweet potato slices + cilantro. It’s the most beautiful blend of hot, cool, sweet, spicy, clean, savory, just *chef-ish fingertip kiss*  On that note, guess what I’m now having for dinner tonight.

z - zodiac sign: Virgo. *shrug* Honestly, aside from being bossy, I’m apparently not an exceptionally Virgo-esque Virgo.

This is alphabet thing is not the easiest thing to track, so maybe you’ve already done it. But if not, am tagging @15strawberri3s, @linesofreturninggeese, @headspacedad & @demenior