#this man shows up in flare pants and platforms and painted nails and eyeliner to his job. as a doctor. and still people think hes straight
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jensen has the captain holt syndrome where he is not quiet about being queer nor does he dress like a cishet but nobody fucking knows hes queer anyway
#actually though#this man shows up in flare pants and platforms and painted nails and eyeliner to his job. as a doctor. and still people think hes straight#its hilarious but also i feel so bad#lbr mostly its denial from others but absolutely there are whole queer people#that think hes just a straight man comfortable in his sexuality#jensen valentine
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Here we go, as promised:
Diego Hargreeves Headcanons
🔪 Diego was obsessed with legos as a kid, I’m talking lego cities covered his floor, can’t walk into his room without risking impalement in your foot
🎸 Learned electric guitar as his instrument when their father made them learn one. First song he played on it was Judas by Lady Gaga at Klaus’ request
⚾ Baseball was one of his favorite pastimes and his team always won Thanks telekinesis He would also play catch and mini games with his kids.
🔪 Cried when he first read Charlotte's Web
🎸His walmart brand Batman self allowed Klaus to practice eyeliner on him and would often keep it on all day. He got the technique down as an early teen and would do his kid’s eyeliner for them when they were teens themselves. (It reminded him of his own teenage years with his brother)
⚾ That man wore platforms. (He literally wore all leather to his father’s funeral, platforms and eyeliner are not far fetched)
🔪 He had those ceiling star night lights
🎸He got really into astronomy with Ben. His favorite constellation was Perseus. (When Ben died he kept all of his books and notes. He also made grace tell him about all the constellations and planets)
⚾ He learned spanish very early on and picked up a little accent from his tutors. (Of course reggie would hire actual native Spanish speakers, only the best for his superhero adopties.)
🔪 Diego puts Ben, Stanley, Grace, Pogo, and Patch on his alter for Día de Muertos
🎸He is very close to his heritage when Lila and him actually get their own place. He celebrates all Mexican holidays and goes all out.
⚾ His house always smells like food and his siblings get a package of meals, pastries, and bread at least once a month
🔪 He hosts family dinners during holidays and he spends the whole day (and the days before) preparing for his entire family. His kids are all very involved with the baking and cooking and he helps Lila make her own dishes. (She is not allowed near his cookies though, because he swears she is the reason they always burn when she helps him) His siblings all rave over his churros.
🎸 He makes his own guacamole and salsa, his and the kids are always spicy while Lila’s must be medium heat. He has multiple flavors and spice levels at all times.
⚾ When he was a teen he and Grace would make Pan de Muerto for Día de Muertos. He would get up early with her so he could help out.
🔪 He runs his house on Disney and shows from his childhood. He’s one of those people who believes newer kid shows to encourage tantrums and bad behavior. I’m talking his kids were raised on Little Einsteins, Sid the Science Kid, Sofia the First, Scooby Doo, Tom and Jerry, and Team Umizoomi
🎸He is a big couples costumes fan, but specifically the dorky costumes. Peanut Butter and jelly, eggs and toast, Fred and Daphne, ect.
⚾ Soup cures all illnesses, tea is also a great remedy.
🔪 This man gardens all his own vegetables, fruits, and herbs
🎸He lets his daughters paint his nails and shows them off “Oh you like them?! Thanks! My little girls did them! They are getting so good at designs!”
⚾He is the kind of person to really love his smile lines and wrinkles, they’re proof he is happy and fulfilled.
🔪 Rock music blaring when he picks up his kids from school
🎸He and Lila are at every parent teacher conference and every school activity.
⚾ He doesn’t mind scary movies but any scary doctor movies are off limits.
🔪 There will be no ouija boards in his house, he doesn’t want any evil spirits. Klaus scared him once by pretending to be possessed, he now sages the house when he “feels something evil”
🎸He made sure every one of his kids felt special, he refused to let his kids end up like Viktor almost did.
⚾ His fashion taste when he’s not in leather is very 70’s. Flared pants and button up shirts. Oranges, blues, purples, and browns. He’d loved the 70’s ever since he was a kid.
🔪 He has brotherly outing with all his brothers and makes sure to spend time with his sisters as well, in-law or not they’re family.
#diego hargreeves headcanons#diego hargreeves#diego x lila#tua#the umbrella academy#headcanons#tua season 4
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