#this makes them raaaaaaage

[kkoraki]

phil vischer vs. fundie bluechecks is my favorite full contact spectator sport

[ladynighthaunter]

As the fleet exits the warp, a singular, familiar white ship bearing the Imperial aquila. Custodes.

The communication is woefully unencrypted due to the White Scars, a conversation is heard:

“You didn’t give them a choice.”

“And what’s so wrong with that?”

“You KIDNAPPED them. Konrad hates us enough already, being associated with people that took the few people that she ACTUALLY CARED FOR will bring her rage on us as well.”

“She is smart enough to not bring her fleet to you.”

“Fine then, when she comes here and massacres your genechildren don’t beg us for help. We will stay to make sure she doesn’t exterminatus the planet but that’s it. Cut comms”

Nothing else is heard after that.

Raaaaaaage at everything.

She makes Angron look calm right now.

Servatar, seeing his Primarch has left her senses, takes control of things. Maybe he can get them back with out enraging the Scars?

[flyingupward]

thoughts on episodes 1-3 ( mostly the second half of ep 1 ) of THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA under the cut. i wrote these as i was watching so some questions obvs got answered but yeah. i’m so happy i loved it so much.

Ep 1

The song kinda slapped ngl

Uriel hiring them cause he liked Trinket is precious af

Krieg foreshadowing

Allura said fuck hell yes

“Dumb brave arsehole” perfect description tbh

Did they just make Krieg/Brimscythe the first battle? Is that who that was?

Ep 2

Honestly they did a really good job showing how fucking terrifying dragons are actually supposed to be

“Allura, you’ve dealt with such creatures in the past.” “Well that was a red dragon years ago” SOBS

“We hid and it flew away” PERCY PLS

THE GUARDS PETTING TRINKET IM LOSING IT

“I NEVER TRUST ANYONE PRETTIER THAN ME” awwww Scanlan

GILMORE IS SO GOOD

THE CONCLAVE RUG ON THE GROUND FUCK

The fulcrum reference lmao

IS THIS A TROLL DICK

The fact it was Raishan’s eye that looked at Keyleth

“What?! We have no best!”

I…. WOULD LIKE TO….. RAAAAAAAGE!!!!

“Oh fuck this day.” Mood Vax XD

The simultaneous Uriel/Allura eye narrow

“Sister, we have a home.” T.T

Why do Sylas and Delilah have to be so hot tho

Okay but seriously they did such a good job as establishing them as fucking idiots who have no idea what they’re doing who then are capable of so much more when they’re together is so emblematic of who Vox Machina are and I love it

Ep 3

I’m already emo with the flashbacks kthnx

Wait did they just have it be Ripley that stabbed Frederick?

“Bad dream?” “Is there any other kind?” :(

SEVEN TO TWO.

“We can’t all be aloof tight asses, De Rolo.”

ALLURA NOT EVEN FLINCHING WHEN THAT DOOR JUST FLEW BY HER

“Hope you didn’t feel the need to bring a housewarming present.” “I didn’t.” I WOULD DIE FOR HER

THAT FUCKING MATT CHARACTER IM?!?!

Poor Percy he’s trying so hard

JENGA!!!!

“And somehow you guys look worse every time we see you” KIMA I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Percy full on dissociating during this dinner

The way fancy!Vax genuinely looks like Liam in the face to me is kinda eerie ngl

SIMON!

Silas not being in the mirror. Vax finding a reference to Vecna in the book. This show is doing its foreshadowing so well.

The amount of bisexual panic they managed to give Vax in 3 episodes is great.

The creepy sounds of Delilah’s magic suit it so well tbh

I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT WAS CRAVEN EDGE AT FIRST

Allura dying of secondhand embarrassment at that dinner is a whole ass mood

The start of No Mercy Percy. Tal plays this so well.

OH THE SOUL IS FORFEIT LINE AND THE DIFFERENT VOICE IS CREEPY AS FUCK

[niukoiku]

uhm.

So I know I don’t use them alot, but I’m on a couple of meeting/dating sites, right?  ...  I’m more in it to meet new interesting people that I might not otherwise meet.  But my mother or someone has put some kind of protection on these sites, so I can’t use them. It is slowly driving me nuts. Look I have like 2 maybe 3 friends that I regularly talk too. Some new people now and then is good, right? Something fresh. I love those people but, they also sometimes make me kinda raaaaaaage. I understand that’s kinda part of it. But I dunno. I’m really just trying to see where I fit. 

[evilminji]

Not to make things WORSE? But also I totally am, because I am a gremlin and the Facts when misinterpreted through this lens paint SUCH BEAUTIFUL CHAOS?

Buuuuuuut..... >.>

Dani's "Siblings didn't make it" and she only ESCAPED Vlad, AFTER her tried to kill her, because Danny was helping and fought him off. She was "CREATED" because Vlad wanted the "Perfect Son".

Now! Imagine what mental timeline THAT paints!

15 year old Hero Phantom. Captured. -> Dan is born.

Dan is APPARENTLY not deemed "The Perfect Son" at this point or shortly after.

OTHER BABIES -> they either do not make it to term or do not last long after.

Some are "unstable" -> Used AGAINST Phantom -> "he would have saved them if he could. It happened so fast. Etc"-> Possible dead children in unmarked graves.

Dani with an i is born -> lives for at least a few years with "Father" under false impression he loves her. -> is used against Phantom, possibly to during escape attempt -> Succeeds but is "unstable" -> witnesses Vlad STAPPING PHANTOM DOWN to a table for unknown and invasive medical procedure -> there IS now a "perfect son" but they require something to stabilize them-> it can only be derived from Phantom who is not asked

This means Vlad HAD method to stabilize other children and chose NOT too-> when Wraith, in pain, asks who she believes is her father for urgent medical aid -> he ignores her -> she gets rightfully upset -> Vlad reveals she is "disposable" and he has no intention of assisting her -> Phantom, who has NOT been cruel to her but has been trying to save her, his child, AS WELL, verbally lashs out->

Wraith tries to free her Dad-> half succeeds before Vlad tears her away-> Vlad attempts to MURDER HIS DAUGHTER-> Phantom comes to his child's defense. -> in the ensuing fight "the perfect son" becomes a casualty.

He is the final of an UNKNOWN TOTAL number of DEAD CHILDREN born from this one hero, over? GIVEN THEIR AGE DIFFERENCE? At LEAST ten years.

IF Dan is his first child and not simply his oldest SURVIVING child.

So.... :) yeah. Murder :) all the Heros feelin REAL CALM :)

Bet the best part? Is Martian telepathy doesn't work on ghosts. I mean, it would if it was a Martian GHOST. But only cause they know how to structure their thoughts properly. So J'onn over hearing *different flavors of vaguely pleasant static* from them and *Mega Super Death Metal Of Murder RAAAAAAAGE SCREAMING* from all the other heroes around him who have just?? WELDED their "talking to a victim, don't be Scary or Threatening" faces on.

So calm you guys. Super duper EXTRA calm.

Phantom proves to the justice League that he is older than he looks by showing up on take your kid to work day with his two children; his twenty year old mammoth of a son ,Dan and his ten year old little ball of sunshine,Dani.

The justice League are thoroughly spooked. Clark especially when he finds out their father is Danny's archenemy.