#this literally had nothing to do w them being your favs; just vibes based ; dead ass

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

This is a match-up for my mutual @leonistic; I did not give you your main mans (aka Leona), but I do know you'll be happy to receive these match-ups!

Jamil Viper & Ruggie Bucchi

Both understand your anxiety, Ruggie more so with the easily distracted bit. Jamil is used to a little chaos, not willingly, but he understands. Ruggie will be a bit more ‘good cop’ and Jamil ‘bad cop’ if you get distracted with important tasks.

They both respect the grind, but please, step away from writing for a minute. Ruggie doesn’t really mind that you skip class every now and then, but Jamil does and will lightly lecture you. [yes I’m bringing that up]

But both of them are down-to-earth individuals who are relatively calm. Jamil is a bit of a tsun-tsun, but you already know that. Ruggie would be a bit more forward in his feelings, but you would probably have to indicate that that is okay.

You will be eating good for the rest of your life with these two, and they also ALWAYS consider 1) your allergy to yeast & 2) that you’re vegetarian. Jamil knows a plethora of delicious recipes, and Ruggie always makes sure that any meat dishes he has don’t have a strong smell. 

Jamil knows about politics most, well politics in Twisted Wonderland, and would quietly listen to you whenever you wanted to talk about it. This also applies to history. Ruggie would take notes so he could do some reading later to impress you.

This house is a multi-lingual house. Both are super impressed that you’re fluent in three languages but you can understand fourteen. Jamil hopes that you don’t catch on to the pet names he whispers under his breath.

Okay, time to talk about bugs. Ruggie is stuck being the designated bug catcher and/or killer. So yeah, he would carry a beetle that got inside outside as you and Jamil are both freaking out to varying levels. Say thank you to Ruggie.

“You don’t dress like a ‘hobo on the street’” they would both say. If you like what you wear and are COMFORTABLE, then they see no issue with just a T-shirt and jeans.

Both will use all of your pronouns, but if they notice that people are just using one set, they will use the set that people rarely use. “You do make a fair point in ‘I be making the whole world gay’,” Jamil. Ruggie is giving you a thumbs-up and laughing lightly.

This had nothing to do with them being some of your favourites btw; just I take into consideration personality and what you are looking for in a relationship! BUT ENJOY SORU!

For real though, you got two malewives now. Use that power responsibly.... but Ruggie is the only thing saving you and Jamil from bugs. Also will pry you away from your laptop [I SEE YOU SORU!]