#this kinda turned into pikeman headcanon post but i rarely post about him compared to masha so it levels out?

[chrzannekk]

do you have any mashaman hcs? i literally see like, 0 people in tumblr (besides you) make content for this ship

THIS HAS BEEN ROTTING IN MY INBOX SINCE MAY I AM SO SORRY I WAS DRY WITH MASHAMAN IDEAS BUT NOW THEYRE BACK !! i love mashaman so bad i have a few random useless headcanons i can share >;3 obviously their friendship before the relationship was built on complaining and listening to each other. i like thinking that pikeman bitches the most out of all of them for no reason. he's the kinda guy to cry about his cold water warming up to room temperature and sasha n max have to put up with it i think i already posted about this here but another thing pikeman would do is take max on a date to the gun range and teach him how to shoot a gun properly because he mentioned he has a bb gun sasha and pikeman date would be a little more romantic i think. weirdly enough. i hc pikeman is really into history and he would yap non stop about different things that happened in history. maybe sasha would take him to a museum with the promise that pikeman would go to the mall with her later. the whole day consists of sasha listening to her bf over explain things she doesn't care about , but its okay because she likes hearing him talking and he's gonna carry her shopping bags later. they hold hands constantly max's ideal date with the both of them would be staying at home and watching horror movies i think. simple easy domestic stuff , just cuddling on the couch and shit talking horror movie logic pikeman is definitely the richest out of all of them. he's upper class , sasha is middle and max is working. pikeman probably goes to a therapist for his anxiety/depression caused by bullying from his classmates. i think because of this he's also really good at listening to (mostly) max's and sasha's problems and how to comfort them. the trio would mostly hang out at sashas house . edwards parents are strict assholes and i think they wouldn't let him have anyone over alot. sashas parents are similar to max's in a way , they are neglectful but not in the same way as max's. her parents view her as a trophy of their marriage and they just...leave her alone to do whatever she wants because they don't really care? they care about appearances but they don't care about HER ykwim. so she would be home alone most of the time while her parents r out on romantic dates , so she invites people over to cure her boredom when they're older and they have their own place (paid by edward mostly) i think max would be the 'housewife' LMFAO he would be home most of the time and if he isn't rotting in bed he would clean up around the house and prepare stuff for the others before they come home. universal headcanon through out all my aus , sasha max and edward get piercings at 16. sasha get as belly button piercing , max gets a septum and edward gets both of his ears pierced (though i don't see that being something hed do? he would get paranoid that the earrings would get caught on things and rip his ear off. ah whatever it would look so cute on him)

also extremely out of character hc i love , they have a shared playlist and the genres are disgustingly different edwards indie shoegaze music , max's punk rock and sashas basic bitch trendy songs...sigh i love them