#this kid honestly has murderous tendencies but i dnt think she’ll go that far lmao

[etherealdemon]

ik d&d would never have kids BUT 👶🏻 just for funsies <3

the thought of d&d having a kid is honestly so worrying. i don’t think they’d be bad parents, they’re just,,, u know,,, murderers,,,

name: something traditional and classic. maybe even a name drawn from a piece of literary work that drew admires.

birthdate: i used a random birthday generator and got november 1. baby d&d is a scorpio.

personality: alright i see them as having a daughter who’s an only child. as a baby she was very difficult. she kept d&d up all night from her constant crying and it would take them forever to get her to sleep. growing up, i see her as the introverted type when it comes to social situations, similar to her parents, but she will definitely speak up when she wants to correct someone.

what was their first word and how old were they when they said it: she first uttered the word ‘ma’ very early on. both d&d were very shocked bc they didn’t expect her to start talking at this age. she’s a very smart and advanced baby.

did they get in trouble in school: yes. d&d probably taught her to never back down and to always stand up for what she believed in. i can picture her getting in trouble for talking back to teachers and constantly arguing with students who questioned her.

which parent were they more attached to: honestly i can see her flipping sides when it’s in her best interests. she’s most attached to the parent who’s the least angry at her in that particular moment.

what was their favourite toy: a soft dog plushie that she received as a gift when she was younger. she used to carry it around with her all the time.

did they cry a lot as a baby: yes. she was loud and obnoxious and would cry every time she was told no. she would probably cry for hours until she just stopped because she was bored of it. d&d never indulged her fits since they knew she was just looking for a way to get them to say yes.

movie they watched over and over: monsters inc. she liked it when the kids cried.

what was their favourite subject in school: english! she loves reading and literature since it was a massive part of her life growing up. she’s also a high achiever and a little bit pretentious. you know that meme that’s like ‘the ego boost you get when your english teacher says you got something right’? yeah that’s her.

were they social growing up or quiet: she was definitely quiet in social situations growing up. i see her mostly keeping to herself. maybe she had one really good friend.

which parent do they take after: i see her as being the perfect combination of both d&d.

what do they grow up to be: i think she would first start off as an author but then shift to become a literary critic. i think that she enjoys analysing novels more than she enjoys writing them.

three random headcanons:

was accidentally exposed to some fucked up film when she was 5 after d&d had drifted off to sleep with the tv still on.

once got sent to the principal’s office for telling her teacher that she was stupid and everything she was teaching was wrong. she was 7 at the time.

was surprisingly involved in book club when she was in high school. she joined only because she wanted to show-off her literary knowledge. she wasn’t there to make friends.

likes & dislikes:

likes: reading, cold weather, being the smartest person in the room.

dislikes: big social gatherings, people who insist on being right when they’re clearly wrong, waking up early.

do they get along with their parents: as a child yes, but i can see her going through a little bit of a rebellious streak when she’s a teenager. she definitely comes back from it though.

faceclaim: ok idk faceclaims but i imagine this kid to be the perfect mix of her parents. she has pale skin and burns easily. she has long, wavy, dark brown hair. she’s doe-eyed, they’re deep brown. it’s almost like you’re looking down into a pit of nothingness. her eyes are also really expressive. she’s stands just a little bit taller than the average height.

send me a 👶 + a ship and i’ll answer some questions about their child!