#this isnt even scratching the surface of today and tomorrow im having lunch with two extremely rich scholarship donors

[lycocarpum]

Phrases I've said in the past 24 hours:

"I havent been this overwhelmed since I got trapped in the Denver airport"

"I want to induce a heart attack"

(loudest and worst voice crack on planet earth that I cannot recover from mid-presentation)

"hey you want a rose??? My stalker left a bunch in the lobby downstairs"

"I don't really care (about the stalker) bc I just need to get this code running before Monday or I'm killing myself"

(while eating a cupcake) "if you're willing to let an undergrad help I'm more than willing to assist with identifying any human remains!! :D"