#this isnt as coherent as i'd like it to be but i couldnt deny myself the Drama
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megamindsupremacy · 10 days ago
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Relativity Falls AU
[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] Part 4
🎶 What has Pacifica been up to in the meantime? 🎶
Pacifica has!
-Stolen Journal 2 as she ran away from the shack, hidden it in her house, and erased her memories of where it’s hidden.
-Erased her memories of the portal
-Erased the contractor’s memories of the portal
-Taken a pregnancy test!
-Erased her memories of taking a pregnancy test.
-Taken a pregnancy test!
-Erased her memories of taking a pregnancy test.
-Broken back into the shack, stolen journal three, almost gotten caught by Crazy!dipper, and dropped it in the woods as she fled. 
-Taken a pregnancy test!
-Erased her memories of taking a pregnancy test.
-Taken a pregnancy test. Taken a deep breath. Had a good, long, scream.
-Looked around her mansion, which is looking a little worse for wear. Realized that if she’s going to have a child, she needs to get her shit together, stat.
-Spent a day trying to get her life back together. She feels better. She feels like a human again. 
-Waken up screaming from the nightmares, and didn't fall back asleep for three days straight.
-Erased her memories of the nightmares.
-Erased her memories of building the portal at all.
-Erased her memories of taking a pregnancy test.
-Taken a pregnancy test.
-...
-Erased her memories of ever knowing Dipper Pines.
-Said, disinterestedly, hands twitching, eyes flicking wildly, “A mad scientist living in a shack in the woods? He's finally showing his face in town? No, I've never heard of him. Good luck fixing up that old place."
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