#this isn’t exclusive to fans but also like. @343i.
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if your read on the weapon is that she’s the chief’s new girlfriend then im taking you back to high school level english class so you can revisit your critical thinking skills
#txt#this isn’t exclusive to fans but also like. @343i.#1) people only say that bc shes a copy of cortana not bc theres any chemistry literally at all#2) look at the ‘cortana is replaced w a non mentally ill and younger/naive version of herself’ and tell me thats not gross#3) pairing said young naive copy with her predecessor’s forty whatever year old former best friend…?????#literally how does any of it make sense to people. its not even funny as a joke…#every day i hope this is not the direction 343i is going in for the weapon and every day it seems that that is. actually what theyll do#it just feels so gross on so many levels LOL#im just trying to brace for impact at this point#like yeah to bad we completely fucked over this established fan favorite for a moment of shock value. now how do we dredge the emotional#impact of this franchise which is founded in that characters relationship w the protagonist#oh yeah lets copy her and make her younger and less complicated. that’ll work. LMFAO#AUGHGJJFJSMAM
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