#this is your brain in tiktok: [explosion noise]
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slightly-gay-pogohammer · 1 year ago
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YEA YEA YEA YEA
not to mention like!!! i wont lie there are some good tiktoks (even if. most are on yt shorts now, thank god), but thinking about it which one do we remember. which one do we Quote.
the ps5 one was super funny and i love myself some glam's kitchen, but i can quite whole compilations of vines by memory. what about tiktoks.
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k3rm1e · 4 years ago
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hi love,
what about a short reader, like really short (i’m 5’0 lol) meeting ranboo irl for the first time. they get kinda intimidated by the height difference and their love language is physical touch so once they do feel better standing near ranboo it’s like the exact opposite, so now they’re all over him as if he was monkey bars.
also if you do end up using this could you tag me? i really wanna read it as soon as it comes out♥️
playground
hi love,
what about a short reader, like really short (i’m 5’0 lol) meeting ranboo irl for the first time. they get kinda intimidated by the height difference and their love language is physical touch so once they do feel better standing near ranboo it’s like the exact opposite, so now they’re all over him as if he was monkey bars.
also if you do end up using this could you tag me? i really wanna read it as soon as it comes out♥️
hi!! sorry this has taken a while, i am shit at scheduling (like really bad lmao) but i hope you like it anyways!!
cw: cursing 
playground:
  sitting in the airport, you waited for ranboo and his parent’s to pick you up. the california heat was absolutely miserable, burning you up. everyone in the airport seemed miserable, covered in the slick of sticky sweat. leaning your head over the back of your chair, you stared at the fluorescent lights.
  seeing someone shouting your name you picked your head up, only to flop it back down. how fucking tall was that kid…? would he crush you? stomp on you like a large goblin man? take you with his long arms and kidnap you, like slenderman? seriously, what the fuck were his parents feeding that kid????
  after a few more seconds of indulging your strange thoughts of the possible cryptids ranboo may be related to ((mothman possibly??) please?), he walked over and stuck his head over yours.
  “hello!” he stared at you from above, your brain racing with ‘tall man… tall man scary. but tall man friend…? confuse brain: ACTIVATE’ .
  “uh, hello ranboo.” you went to pick your head up from over the back of your chair, clashing skulls with ranboo. tall man = threat. 
  sitting on the floor you held your head, wishing you could simply evaporate in the sky and then be rained down on the earth. maybe droplet-you would land somewhere colder, like greenland. or alaska. knowing your luck, you’d probably enter the fiery pits of a volcano. maybe a desert. life is a misery of pain cursing you to feel the heat radiating of the sun. your existence was the explosion of one of the endless stars occupying outer space.
  “uh, you okay there? you’ve been sitting there for a few minutes now.” when you didn’t respond, ranboo made a confused noise. “i didn’t concuss you, did i?”.
  “no, no you did not.” finally coming back to earth, you looked at ranboo. sure, you had known he was 6’6'' but the knowledge of his height was not the same as seeing him in person. you would just barely reach his height if you sat on the shoulders of a small child. even then, you would still be shorter, as the small child would be flailing around. heh. small children are funny.
  standing up, you walked next to ranboo. with any other person you would be running to hug them. you had finally met one of your best friends, why weren’t you bursting at the seems. the simplest explanation for that is that he is so much taller when your next to him. thought he could crunch you like goblin earlier? wrong. you are jack and he is the beanstalk.
  while he moved his arms for a hug, you patted his arms in a way that felt cryptic. ranboo, already accepting your strangeness, patted you back. after the arm-patting-friendship-initiation ceremony,  you walked to the car. time to leave the stuffy airport.
  throughout the entire car ride, you sat as far from ranboo as you could. when he slid closer to you to show you something funny, whether it was on tiktok or twitter, you tried to press yourself into the car door. yeah, you might’ve been over reacting but who cares? he was a foot and a half taller than you, were you supposed to welcome him with open arms? if anything, it's good you were afraid. it means your survival systems were still (somehow) intact and working properly.
  once you arrived at the house, ranboo gave you your very own tour. within this tour, a pool was shown. a pool that would become your very new home. it was already decently late, which caused the enforcement of sleep. while you each went to your own rooms, you snuck out. pool time, as an escape from the blistering heat.
  in the dark of the night, you jumped in the pool, ignoring the noise you made. finally, a reprieve from the merciless, miserable heat. “finally, sweet, sweet, cool water.” you let our a pleased sigh, reclining in the pool, floating on the surface and lightly kicking your feet.
  with a quick end to your relaxation period, ranboo put his head through his window. “why are you in the pool?? its like two in the morning??” he stared down at you and you stared back. subconsciously, you moved further away from the house.
  “... hot. i wanted a reprieve from the rise of hell.”
  ranboo laughed and yelled back to you. “yeah, i expected that. i’ll be down soon.”
  you yelled back a “wha-!” but he had already moved away from the window. he was coming down there to what? join you in the pool with his tall-ness?
  you heard the back door slide open and out came ranboo. it seemed he also did not have the energy to change, both of you in normal clothing. Running torwars the pool, he jumped in, covering you in water.
  “oh my god! jesus! why is it so cold?!?” his head popped up and he was trying to push all his hair out his face. while he swan towards you, you backed away. he paused. “look, i don’t know if you’re playing some prank on me or whatever, but why are you acting so scared of me? seriously, i was super excited to meet you and i understand if you’re tired, but what’s your deal right now?”.
  you stared at him in silence. breaking the awkward silence, ranboo sighed and went to leave the pool. “... you’re too tall.” you muttered.
  “what?” ranboo turned around and stared at you.
  you sighed, accepting your fate. “you’re too tall. you’re like, a whole foot taller than me.”.
  he stared at you before breaking into laughter. “are you kidding me? seriously? that is NO reason to be scared i’m not gonna hurt you.”.
  you threw your head back. “i knowwww.”.
  ranboo started dying laughing, and soon enough you joined him. breaking out in a coughing fit, you stared at him. “i know, i’m an idiot.” you moved from the corner of the pool and moved near ranboo.
  “yeah, yeah, you are.” ranboo stared laughing at you and you could see him scheming.
  “no. no. nonononononono.” ranboo picked you up and through you into the water as hard as he could. swimming up as fast as you could, you saw him grinning like a fox. “you bitch!”.
  this started a disaster, of splashing each other and throwing people in the water. grabbing pool floaties, you both fell asleep in the water.
  the next morning your behaviors were a bit different.  “ranbooooo. i’m bored. hang out with me.” laying on his floor under an air conditioner, you looked at ranboo as he was editing a new video. from the corner of your eye, you could see a phone pointing at you. he better not post anything on tiktok.
  “i’m editing.” he smiled and kept looking at the screen, ignoring you.
  “like i give a shit. let’s go out. get ice cream.”
  knowing you would never shut up, ranboo gave in to your idiocy. “alright…”.
  quickly getting up, you forced him to take you to the ice cream shop, holding his hand all the way. arriving at the shop, ranboo was forced to pay for both cones.
  smiling, you chuckled. “gold digger…” you heard him mutter.
  sitting at the benches, you leaned your head on his shoulder. “so, what caused this change in personality?” ranboo leaned his head over to look at you.
  “nghhhhh;;;;;;; no.” you laughed at him, knowing you were frustrating him.
  “so you just magically decided i could be a replacement for a playground?”
  “i just got an idea! let’s go to the park! we can play on the playground.” ranboo sighed. you were the embodiment of :3, and definitely a handful.
finally this is out!! i hope you liked this, even though its late. very late… yes! But i hope you enjoyed this. side question - what’s everyone’s favorite ice cream flavor? personally, i always get superman from ice cream shops but strawberry from cartons.
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valkyriewarriors · 5 years ago
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nessian | masterlist
saw earlier someone requesting a fanfic for this tiktok challenge lol
warnings; some sexual language
word count: 800
Nesta was tired. Her tiny apartment was certainly not suited as a work space, she struggled to keep her papers and laptop neatly on her tiny breakfast table. It also did not help that her boyfriend was glued to her couch, headphones in and hands furiously working on his remote controller. 
He sat there all day growling to strangers and yelling obscene things to his brothers over a silly game. All while ignoring her trying to work in the process. She didn’t know she’d regret buying him that stupid game because a pandemic would tie him to the thing for three weeks now.  
“Cass.” Nesta said sternly, looking at the man boy hunched over his remote. He didn’t even move or respond, the noise of gunfire and explosions were  louder than ever. 
Nesta took a couple breathers before calling him again.
“Cassian.” She said louder, her voice reached his ears now through his thick headphones. When he looked over at her, he met a cold glare that sent shivers down his spine. Sheepishly he took his headphones off, embarrassed he didn’t hear her the first time.
“Sorry sweetheart, give me like five more minutes okay?” Before he could hear her reply he put the headphones back and focused his attention to that brain rotting screen. 
She gaped at him and struggled not to march over there and throw the whole TV out the window. There was a sudden headache pounding in her head as she tried to focus on her laptop again. 
Earlier this week Feyre sent a viral TikTok challenge. Elain laughed and teased about doing it herself. Nesta thought it was silly and didn’t even respond. 
Come on Nesta, when was the last time Cassian looked away from that screen and given you proper quarantine time? Feyre texted when Nesta dismissed the video.
That’s none of your business. Nesta simply replied, shutting down the conversation.
But begrudgingly Nesta admitted Feyre was right. It’s been three weeks and Cassian has barely touched her since. He was always playing that stupid game.
She gritted her teeth as she marched towards the bathroom. Nesta pulled her shirt over her head and unclasped her bra, tugged down her pants and panties. She stood stark naked in front of her tiny bathroom mirror and grabbed a silk blue robe to tie around her.
She walked out coming from behind Cassian but he was still engrossed with his video game. He didn’t even notice she was standing directly behind him. Nesta rolled her eyes. 
When he was in the middle of saying something to his buddies Nesta threw her robe at him. “What the...?” He shook off the robe and his headphones, confused for a wild second looking around until his eyes landed on Nesta’s pale naked figure.
“Oh sweetheart I...” His words were lost in his throat as he trailed his now glazed eyes down her neck and over the slope of her breasts, she knew they drove him crazy.
She walked towards him, biting the inside of her cheek from struggling not to grin at his dumb stricken face, regretting not recording this. Her hips swayed slightly as she strode her long legs towards him. Nesta bent over to where he was sitting, giving a good view of his favorite assets. His eyes were immediately drawn to them, a grin plastered across his face. She was so close his breath tickled her neck, his eyes darkened and hungry. Nesta resisted very strongly from dropping into his lap then and there.
But before he could run his tongue down her throat, she snatched her robe and his headphones. Startling him slightly from the swift and sharp movements.
“Sorry boys, Cassian has some dishes to wash.” She said into the mic a bit too sweetly before pulling the robe back on, tightly tying it around her waist and turning the TV off with the remote she hid behind her back.
Cassian threw his head back on the couch and groaned, “That was so cruel, Nes.” He threw her a glare but still took a once over at how the silk robe was thin enough not to leave much to the imagination. She scoffed and walked back towards her “work station” as he begrudgingly got off the couch towards the sink of dishes. 
She smirked as her boyfriend hulked over the sink. But she didn’t mind the view from her workstation now. Nesta could ogle her boyfriend's back muscles and biceps flexing as he washed the dishes.
“Actually Cassian,” she said as her eyes moved down his back to her favorite asset, “if you finish quickly, I’ll let you see underneath this robe again.” 
He looked back at her, his eyes had that same hunger from before as he drank in the sight of her crossing her legs. 
“Say no more sweetheart.”
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