#this is why you should have just taken him to Micky D's bruce!
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theaceofarrows · 1 year ago
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9 year old Dick: I'll have the sloppy Joe, please
Bruce: Dick, they don't serve sloppy Joes here. It's a 3 michelin star restaurant
Dick: Oh, sorry. I will have the uncouth Joseph, please
Waiter: ...Excellent choice, sir
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