#this is why im forklift certified

[steampunkedparm]

"of course you have carabiner's."

yeah??? how else am i supposed to hold my keys?????

[kittie1996]

the older i get the more i need to expand my skillset like now i want to learn to make chainmail, crochet and… weld?

[downfallofi]

Today at work (second week) was the first day of this new venture that was arguably a net bad, and I don't want to just run, bail, quit back and see if I can beg for a job that was impacting my mental health back, but there was enough in being yelled at because I backed up wrong when I'm used to USING a back-up camera, the fucking Luddite training me in driving this absurdly large and expensive sprinter van doesn't "believe in technology" and switched off the back-up camera, and now he's gotta problem. Oh yeah and by the way we just drive to Portland tomorrow to make a delivery of A HUNDRED bundles of stakes, which, when they were delivered to us by FedEx for tomorrow's order, Rich left me to sort and palletize mydamnself. And it's fine, this is just warehouse stuff, but like I just at dinner gave a bare-bones answer of like work was busy and I moved, well, a hundred bundles of wood by myself today with no help and my sister started in with You need to get back in school, you need to get your bachelors and move up because you will just get exploited until you do that has me feeling... Hopeless?

[tiredlilguy]

Oda hc’s that i started last night and am finishing while im on the train:

look at my man.. im in love with him

- I’m married to him

- has piercings. Just normal lobe piercings, but he did consider getting more at one point.

- human heater, rly warm all the time

- sleeps in boxers, no shirt on (the day I picked up dazai spoilers, but when he went to go see who was in front of his door, he had to put a shirt on first)

- anxious sleeper, is a light sleeper and will have soft jazz playing in the background, if he's in a comfortable place where he feels 100% safe, then he'll knock out instantly

- has the best sleep schedule out of anyone in the BSD universe, but he also is just awake at 3AM for some reason

- his footsteps are always quiet, u cannot hear him even if he was walking behind u, one time scared the shit out of Dazai and now dazai always looks behind him when he turns the lights off in his room

- will shit talk ppl in the mafia if he’s tipsy, he’s a gossiper fs fs

- if you are walking behind him and slowing down and your in a group of people together, he’ll stop and wait for you to catch up

- stands on the side of the street where the cars are and put u on his other side

- holds hand out for you to grab if your getting out of a vehicle or a surface: like stepping in front of you at the train station so you can grab his hand before stepping off, or opening your car door and helping you up by offering his hand

- he’s actually… really fucking sassy, at least that’s how he feels deep down, but just ends up being too stoic because that’s just how he is

- fav genre of music is jazz

- he’s gotta be buff to some extent, there’s no way that he isn’t

- he can sew rly well

cats follow him, even if he isn't giving them attention, they just follow him anyways. one time showed up to lupin with like 3 cats behind him and didn't notice until Dazai and Ango mentioned it

hands are extremely calloused and rough, but his touch is always gentle

his hands shake when he colds a gun ever since he swore off killing

has jewlery that he wears (I think i said in another post, but he definitely wears rings and has pierced ears), all of his jewlery is stolen from his old assassin jobs and he originally took them just for the extra money, but ended up wearing them in the end

can be impulsive, the only reason why he has pierced ears is because one night he woke up and felt the need to do something (he took one look at a sewing needle and then took it and went to the bathroom to pierce his ears)

has a motorcycle license, is certified to operate different vehicles (boat, bus, RV, forklift... etc.); for what reason did i think of this,,, i just think he had a lot of jobs that involved driving until he decided to work as a mailman

was mute for a long time because he had no one to talk to for a while

does that dad thing where he knocks on pillars and lightly jumps up and down on floorboards to make sure it's steady

he lives in an apartment that he got from a nice man who happened to own a apartment complex who saw him sleeping in an alleyway and offered him a place to stay

can do magic tricks... one time did it to save dazai from getting caught and oda was able to hide a key under his sleeve (idk if this makes sense)

I'd add more, but i'm sleepy and hungry. hope u enjoyed :D

[dixy]

why YOU! should vote for Sorelia!

@horrendous-bisexual-showdown

SORELIA! you should vote for her bc shes irish. but actually: shes a 6'1 tall 351 year old sexy elf bassist and lead singer for a small metal band of 3. shes a stoner & in a casual relationship w the other members who r also bi <3 SHES A BARD! her entire life shes done music and gone through many genres, starting with classic violin. SHES FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!! her & her twin brother dixy can communicate effortlessly without speaking (of course). despite her general success as a musician she is a fail woman who picks up dates by being charmingly pathetic. she met her doppelganger when she was high on the sidewalk and invited her to smoke. she has a side account on bandcamp where she posts free to use pwyw experimental music that she made in her basement and it is a massive library. she wants to be a good role model for younger fans. vote for her or im taking her forklift certification away (you can also find her meme & aesthetic tag here)

[theoitems]

My bucket list involves getting forklift certified and i dont know how to explain why im really passionate about having the most random qualifications and abilities i dont care about fancy trips abroad i wanna have a Guinness world record for how many lemon slices i can attach to my body

[s3znl-gr3znl]

The last time getting a job was easy for me was when i was 14 and had no skills. Now im almost thirty and havent ever had a job for more than 2 years due to burnout, but i have so many skills now that no one seems to want.

I can build houses from start to finish, i can code in multiple languages. I can do plumbing. I can run electrical wiring. I can paint. I can literally do pretty much anything to an acceptable standard. I can cook. I can clean. Im fucking forklift certified. I can garner a working knowledge about almost anything in a matter of days but nobody cares for that. I learn quickly and love learning.

Why is the job market like this?????

Why is job seeking so fucking humiliating?

When are we gonna do something about this shit cuz im so fucking tired.

[comrade-shrimp]

@oloros12

they give you a license to kill with your forklift certification but you have to do it with the forklift

[alkemylabz]

i fucking HATE flow pack the rebin guys throw shit at me through the shelves and shout go white boy go

[midnightcarp]

*looks at job listings while at my job*

[fierceawakening]

I don’t necessarily think no one should have guns ever, and yes, one of the gun owners I know is a trans woman. But these people who are committing these crimes—they tend to be young, for example. Surely we can at least think about/look at young people getting guns and how easy we want that to be, right?

And surely we can do that while recognizing that some groups of people, like trans women, might have valid reasons just based on demographics around violence to feel a gun is needed for self-defense?

I dunno, it just… doesn’t seem intractable the way some people act like it is. If you have to be forklift certified why is gun licensing such a terrible idea?

“Prove you can safely operate this dangerous machine” is not “im assuming you can’t safely operate this dangerous machine because I hate you, repubs.”

????? I don’t know why we’ve spent so long taking people seriously who say it is.

[magicalmanhattanproject]

my main impression of ofmd so far (just going form what i’ve seen on my dash) is that lucius looks a Lot like an old coworker of mine and it’s uncanny. so that’s why im diagnosing him with Forklift Certified by the coworker in question was a forklift driver

[marmett]

i love how every time i come onto your blog majima is judging me for not being forklift certified lmaooo

anywho- let's play the ask game! >:D i gotta basket a' questions for ya: A5, A13, B2, B4, C1, C6,C7, D7, E2, F7!!!

A5: Favorite final boss(es)?

sorry for being a predictable slut, but majima in y5. it was just. such an emotional and dramatic scene, when kurosawa brought him out in chains, beaten and bloody, and saejima was infuriated, and then it switched to confusion when they let majima go and gave him his tanto. and then when kurosawa told them to kill each other. the DRAMA. still confused on how he learned to do shadow clones, though.

A13: Favorite minigame(s)?

i love all of the rhythm based ones! karaoke, disco, dance battles, i love them!

B2: What’s a scene that never fails to make you cry?

GOD. so many. tachibana's death in y0, when majima chooses to walk away from makoto, majima and taiga's reunion in y4, the rooftop scene in y5 when majima says if its btwn him and taiga and haruka, they should die bc no one would miss them, just so many >.>

B4: Who would you like to post more about but you don’t? Why don’t you?

yasuko, i can never post abt yasuko enough. but my little pea brain mostly makes thoughts and connections based on stuff ive seen recently, and since i dont rlly see a ton of yasuko content i just dont achieve critical yasuko thought very often.

C1: What was the most infuriating moment?

when they killed yasuko. i was too mad to cry when she died, bc i wasnt even sad i was just angry.

C6: If you could revive any deceased character, who would it be and why?

YASUKO. she never should have died.

C7: Which character should have died but didn’t? (If that’s too harsh, who deserves to rot in prison?)

u know im not rlly sure. i cant think of any characters who from a thematic standpoint would have made more sense to die. i get where ppl are coming from when they say kiryu shouldve died at the end of y6, and ok yeah thematically that wouldve made the most sense but consider: i like him and it would have made me sad :(

D7: Who was the least engaging protagonist?

hmmmmmm...... i hated akiyama in y4. i actually didnt like him at ALL and when i got to his part in y5 i took a rlly long break bc i didnt wanna play as him. y5 made me like him a bit more, and now im fine w/ him, but i still like the other protags more lmao.

E2: Bops: Haruka Sawamura, T-Set or Dream Line?

haruka shouldve tiger dropped T-set for being so fucking rude ngl, but also. im sorry haruka, but i prefer T-set's singing voices to hers ;_;

7F: Who are you fighting on the Millennium Tower rooftop?

mmmmmm no one, im baby and id just cry if someone tried to fight me. that, said, i do think kiryu needed someone to knock some sense into him at a few key moments. sorry.

edit: forgot to answer b4... it is now answered....

[bakugourising]

s 4

ep 6

“its a gay strip club?”

“i really don’t want to say how much it cost. 3000$.”

“they don’t even have a dining room”

ep 7

all that money and no one ever gets the houses

“why dont you go haunt a house or something”

“who gives a shit about newark?”

“both of them”

fuck christopher

the kid 😞

“is there gonna be a nice house here now?” these ppl r evil

why 😭? oh my god tony is insane

ep 8

“im not a feminist”

they co parent this horse

“what i think is funny is what 8 year old boys think is funny”

“I was hoping for a three”

paulie’s relationship with his mom vs. tony and his mom

the ponytail thirst

adriana slay moment

ep 9

when does ralph die

“ugh your a boring woman”

“our lord gave his only begotten son to suffer”

is the actor for the priest different? he’s more slay now

im on paulies side i will not feel bad for ralph

get his ass

“i found him like this”

christopher is not a certified forklift operator

bread girl 😞