#this is why i kinda dream of having a bf who is like a pitbull and would like

[bunnihearted]

so awkward when u get groped and your friend is right next to u and sees it but doesnt even do or say anything 😭

[beperoncin]

JSIDUFIEJSOEKEOEK i just woke up from a nap a couple of hours ago and this absurd dream has been on my mind since

i had to do this presentation on advertising certain seasonal toys to boys vs girls in physics class (i don't see why advertising those items has anything to do with physics but the project was easy so i didn't care) but i had surgery before i could finish the project so my mom was really mad and whatnot (i mean it already happened so... :3)

also i think there was minecraft involved (i haven't played minecraft since. november 2023)

but the part that i remember very vividly was you know that one fucking ship i saw once and was obsessed with since? it was becoming popular throughout tumblr. seamoon and mintcocoa and sparkherb level popular. i don't remember what they called the ship but they probably just tagged it as "lemon cookie x peperoncino cookie" and i was kinda getting upset because although it's my favorite ship and the only two people that have ever made content for that ship are me and the person who made that ship (if i'm not mistaken, idk if he's the og) i don't want people to see it as the most canon ship ever despite them not having a single canon interaction. and i KNOW people are gonna start using gay stereotypes on them. making lemon the "uwu soft subby boi 🥺👉👈" and peperoncino the "GRAAAAH overprotective alpha who abuses his bf 😈😈🖤🖤⛓️⛓️" because. well. it just happens sometimes yanno

rant aside i decided it would be a good idea to make an angsty edit of them using a fnaf song. so i did that. and idk it got like 40 notes which is usually the average number of notes i get when i maintag things

i posted the art i made of them separately and that got less notes than the edit but still enough to get to my top posts

also typing this i remember this one part of the dream where i think some pitbull song was playing on a speaker on a public soccer field (this happened in another dream too) and some kid kicked a soccer ball into his sister's face. it was kinda funny but i was worried about her