#this is what happens when your ship is megara x megara

[mattzerella-sticks]

I need either Tony Stark or Emma Frost to, when Orchis is defeated, ask how they should go about going divorced only for the other to say that maybe they should stay married for now... just in case...

And they keep pushing off their divorce because they fall in love for real.

[naughtynecromancer]

Mori x Eric!

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - She is in this one for the long haul and she’s immortal and can share that with him so hopefully forever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Pretty quick, but when its right, its right

How was their first kiss? - Sweet but then that escalated quickly resulting in rules that were obeyed for exactly one night. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Knowing them, both of them on the same night, great minds think alike

Who is the best man/men? - One of his friends perhaps? 

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Her sister Eve, Addie is definitely the flower girl

Who did the most planning? - Mori plans

Who stressed the most? - Both of them, you try meeting your future father in law who’s a god and playfully threatens to eat you/ your fiance talk about an awkward first meeting!

How fancy was the ceremony? - Decent, small ceremony, not in a church outside pretty location, small reception, she is technically royalty after allBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Megara- her evil twin

Sex:

Who is on top? - Both, they roll and like to play around

Who is the one to instigate things? - They are both teases and pay for it

How healthy is their sex life? - Very healthyBarely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? -.......Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Depends on if Addie is at the house, they have mastered the art of the quickie and taking their time

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Hell yes

How rough are they in bed? - Varies, though they broke at least two headboards by now.Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Maybe one more? Ol’ God of Creation tends to make grand children happen

How many children will they adopt? - Up for discussion

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - They do them equally

Who is the stricter parent? - Mori, Eric is a softie at heart

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Stops them or joins them? 

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Mori because. “Honey, a brownie and a pepsi is not a nutritious lunch!” 

Who is the more loved parent? - Both of them

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Mori sort of got kicked out of one because a woman’s car exploded at a pta sanctioned car wash

Who cried the most at graduation? - Both

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Mori. She has connections

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Both, they take turns

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Mori? Certain things are just no. Like grilled cheese unless tomato soup is involved

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both, they make time to do it together, they like that chore and he gets to pick the desserts

How often do they bake desserts? -All the time

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meeeeat

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Mori she will have it planned months ahead and threaten any of his potential clients to leave him alone on that night just so they can have it

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Either 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Okay one time she sneezed and set fire to the frying oil, give her a break! They needed to remodel the kitchen anyway

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both

Who is really against chores? - She hates the dishes

Who cleans up after the pets? - Mori all the animals

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Eric

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Mori, that southern hospitality kicking in

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - She found a diamond necklace which he swears he planted there, not that she’s complaining

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Eric, he likes to soak up the water, Mori is in and out, she is essentially part cat, she does not like the wet

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both! 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday their halloween and christmas decorations are legendary. 

What are their goals for the relationship? - They are living them every day

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither they both work 

Who plays the most pranks? - Both they have a good spirited prank war going on. 

[cerseilionesslannister]

SHIPPING INFO // Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST. Don’t reblog.

What’s your OTP for your Muse?: canonically, cersei x jaime only. in rp, cersei x brienne, cersei x ramsay, cersei x rhaegar ( in arranged marriage situations ), cersei x eris, cersei x megara, cersei x peter pevensie, cersei x jaime x brienne, lannister triplets in triplet verses, and many more.

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?: pretty much anything -- fluff, smut, angst, any mixture of the three. really, the only thing i won’t write is a forced ship. i am quite picky about shipping, especially regarding serious romantic relationships that go beyond physical attraction or fascination, so chemistry is an absolute must.

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?: tbh i don’t really like shipping cersei with people who are too much younger or older than she, but i write her at a variety of ages so usually something can be figured out.

Are you selective when shipping?: yes.

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?: when the clothes come off, the read more comes on.

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?: @leomatrem @kingslaying @akingslayerx @pater-leonum @oftarth @rhaegxr @rubyarmoured @sandsofchaos @distrcss @crownedmagnificent @taintedblccd @boltxnbastard 

Does one have to ask to ship with you?: not necessarily. it’s nice to plot things out, but there are times when the chemistry just happens. 

How often do you like to ship?: all the time as long as there’s chemistry.

Are you multiship?: yes, but i really am mostly cersei x jaime ( or cersei x cersei in twin/triplet verses ).

Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?: i’m in the middle, i think.

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?: do you really have to ask

Finally, how does one ship with you?: just message me with ideas! even if we don’t end up with a romantic or sexual ship, i’m always interested in forging more friendships and enemyships with other muses.

TAGGED BY: @taintedblccd & @leomatrem & @distrcss TAGGING: everyone who wants to! but especially @kingslaying @starkmatriarch @handofhonor @akingslayerx @sandsofchaos @boltxnbastard @wildmoored @rhaegxr @rubyarmoured