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ratatatastic · 2 days ago

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my dog after he manages to quietly eat a random halfeaten chicken wing someone dropped in the gutters that i didnt notice and only realise after he starts licking his lips with a self satisfied look in her cute brown eyes and i quietly scream into my hands because the most high maintenance dog that has racked up the highest vet bills that you would not believe because he has so many allergies just ate garbage AGAIN and will have tummy issues for the rest of the day but its fine hes cute i console myself hes so cuteeeee

#unfortunately a problem i run into too many times a week #this is what happens when theres so many drunk tourists and you live so close to bar crawls #the amount of chicken wings i have to pull out of my dogs mouth in a single day is tok many #our pb is four yeah we go on long walks and he found them block after block i wanted to scream #its either day old street wings or socks. pick your poison.#i love my dog so much so fucking dearly you have to know this #i just wished he stopped making me look like a crazy person when i give him a long lecture in the middle of the street like hes my kid #this is about ekky but i ended up talking about my dog instead. many such cases.

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