#this is very bad

[tote-bag-chic]

oh wow how beautiful 🎀

[thatsbelievable]

[krockdove]

This was just a joke, but after watching the last batch of Earthspark, it's starting to feel real. As the director and screenwriter of Earthspark, he must have been unpleasent by Autobot Command's interference. Yeah, they definitely made multiple edits to his writing, He couldn't stand it so went on strike. That's all I can think.

.....and I learned that the creators were really under pressure during the making of Earthspark. They said the way the company treated the show was poor. They didn't know whether the show would be canceled or not, so had to wrap up a lot of things in season one. Paramount, this bastard is no better than GHOST..

[theygotlost]

bro ive been listening to too much steeplechase my own internal monologue of me thinking sounds like justin now

[dickgreyson]

so an audience member who was not the shooter has been killed by trumps security

[heres-some-drawings]

I was trying to figure out how I wanted to draw Niki and tubbo, (I got the Germany flag wrong one time oops) I also did a very very bad Tina drawing that, we will ignore.

Estaba tratando de descubrir cómo quería dibujar a Niki y Tubbo (una vez me equivoqué con la bandera de Alemania). También hice un dibujo de Tina muy, muy malo que ignoraremos.

Eu estava tentando descobrir como eu queria desenhar Niki e Tubbo, (eu errei a bandeira da Alemanha uma vez, opa) Eu também fiz um desenho muito ruim da Tina que vamos ignorar.

J'essayais de comprendre comment je voulais dessiner Niki et Tubbo, (je me suis trompé sur le drapeau allemand une fois oups) J'ai aussi fait un très très mauvais dessin de Tina que nous allons ignorer.

[muchmossymess]

OOOOO THAT IS A BIG BOY

[dickensianenglishbulldog]

Knees up Father Brown!

Knees up Father Brown!

Into poverty areas you must go

Ee aye Ee aye Ee aye oh!

I won’t catch you bending

‘Cause your a paragon of priestly virtue!

Knees up, knees up

Don’t get the breeze up!

Knees up Father Brown!

[sammykiszkamyass]

cheek stubble..... eyebrow scar..... i'm so normal about this.

[veeaziel]

literally might cry. I recently got the urge to reread some of my fave percabeth fics.. that I had bookmarked.. by some have been deleted and others are like hidden and I had read them before really knowing how to use the archive so I never downloaded some of them and the person doesn't exist on ao3 anymore and deactivated on tumblr and somebody teach me how to use the wayback machine for the love of god im begging

[neverafters]

@ staff why the hell can't i click on a url to get to the source link anymore

[andyxcds]

im Amanda but uhh im confused too

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[apollos-boyfriend]

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[yourheartinyourmouth]

and, BONUS: 1 IN 4 OF THEM IS FAAAKKEEEEEE

from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no "ethnic" grandparents, unearned sense of confidence

"customer success ambassador" at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate's degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase "pyramid scheme," no sense of shame

part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.