#this is the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen within 50 minutes of waking up

[bueris]

Billi. Billi. Unpopular opinion but Ness would want to fuck the Once-Ler because he reminds him of Kaiser, Reo wouldn't want to fuck the Once-Ler because he considers him a cautionary tale.

tbh I don't think the onceler even needs to remind Ness of Kaiser for him to wanna tap that 😭😭 if he knew what tumblr was he would be one of us I feel that in my soul

but the reo part??? I've never agreed with anything more 💀💀 bro probably had nightmares about being the onceler bc his business model wasn't sustainable and would wake up in a cold sweat