#this is the devil talking. it's 800 dollars. please do not do it

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im Not going to sign up for another art class i'm Not going to sign up for another art class i'm NOT-

[goldentournesol]

📺 rock creek park :)

alrighttt, rock creek park let’s gooo! i’ll be documenting all my thoughts so i will be putting a read more lol (long post)

- i love how immediately we know what the victim was doing last purely because of a phone call, cm tends to do that a lot, they use the “phone call” to let the audience know what the victims were doing last

-OH MY LORD SPENCER LOOKS SO GOOD i’m 40 secs in and he’s literally gorgeous??? he looks good in blue

- so just because her husband’s a congressman, she’s VIP....okay...tell that to the hundreds of prostitutes who go missing without anyone noticing

-kate playing devil’s advocate “what if she left on her own accord” MHM

-Hotch in short sleeves??? YES PLEASE

-hahaha he’s a white congressman with a white, blonde wife no wonder they’re VIP

-ahhh so they weren’t sure it was an abduction BUT GET THIS the last voicemail proves it was, i love when TV mimics reality :)

-hehehe spencer read the opening quote

-ANDERSOONNNNN!!!

-ahh yes casually mentioning shipping missiles to syria 

-LMAO ROSSI JUST SAID 1-800-THUG, comedic genius

-i love the satchel clutch™ SO MUCH

-”yeah i’m spencer!! i don’t really shake han-” ICONIC

-I DONT SPEAK RUSSIAN--but he sounds good. also the subtle stare before telling her not to worry, he does {speak russian} that was hot, sir.

-NOT THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT FROM HIM SPOILING THE BOOK FOR HER AHHHHH im cringing

-UGH I REMEMBER THE MOTHER SHE PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH

-the successful brother and struggling brother trope, media loves it

- THE FAMOUS GIFS OF HIM BY THE WINDOW, i’m melting

-the fact that he can understand a western nigerian language???? his brain amazes me

-”coffee is a language in itself” CUTIEPIE

-why is the reporter so rude AHAH

-JJ LOOKS EXQUISITE!!!!!

-20 MILLION DOLLARS?? 20 MILLION DOLLARS COULD FEED 20 MILLION PEOPLE what a stupid price to ask for, ask for something realistic (not me telling criminals how to do their jobs)

- rossi going “Someone could be trying to hurt you, but who is the 20 million dollar question?” SOMEONE TAKE THIS MAN’S SCRIPT AWAY

-I LOVE WHEN JJ TALKS TO THE REPORTERS

-hehehehe those drawings were ALL matthew not spencer

-what an impersonal personal question, what did we do after our first date?? what about something you’d only share with your wife? but they went to rock creek park, i get it

-I’M SORRY, MORGAN IN BURGUNDY IS VERY DISTRACTING, he KISSED garcia’s cheeeekkkkk eeeeeeeeeee!!!

- if JJ and MOrgan interrogated me i would be shivering in a corner

-i love how SWAT people are in full gear and the BAU is in kevlar vests aahaha

-SHIIIII THE EARRR that is gory af, the reveal was awesome though

-oooo hotch intimidating the congressman and the intern ratting him outtt (i dont remember what happens lol it’s like i’m watching this for the first time)

-does everyone just readily threaten with suicide? do people really do that as often as tv makes it seem?

-another man incapable of taking no for an answer smh

-aww spencer caring about the woman 🥺🥺

-i’m sorry, it’s who’s responsibility is to use protection???

-i cannotttt get over how good mgg looks in this episode!!

-AHHH THE PLOT TWIST, i really thought they were gonna kill her

-Hotch’s condescending tone is making me act upppp

-it got political yyoooo

-oh man when they saved her 🥺🥺

-”speaking of pretty boys, where’s reid?” YOU KNOW WHAT YOU RIGHT

-HE;S SO POLITE SO CUTE

-WE COULD HAVE HAD SOMETHING

-UGHHHHH THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SO CUTE

-BUT THE WRITERS ROBBED US AGAIN

-HE shook her hand 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

-politics are one big joke, sorry

-the last 30 seconds are what really ties the whole ep together tbh

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MM060 - The Rewards of Patience

Recently I attempted to make a purchase online. I encountered a problem and called the company’s 800 number. Although I was originally agitated, and felt the desire to hang up the phone, I stayed on the line and was surprisingly rewarded for my patience.

Episode Transcription

[INTRO]

♫ Trenches by Pop Evil ♫

*Alex*

Welcome to Morning Mindset. A daily dose of practical wit and wisdom with a professional educator & trainer, Amazon best selling author, United States Marine, Television and Radio host, Paul G. Markel. Each episode will focus on positive and productive ways to strengthen your mindset, and help you improve your relationships, career goals, and overall well-being. Please welcome your host; Paul G. Markel.

*Professor Paul*

Welcome to a brand new week of Morning Mindset, at least it’s a new week when we release this. However you can listen to this anytime you want; morning, noon, night, you can get up at 3am and listen to it, I’ll let ya. But when we released it, it was a brand new week, so thank you for that. I also want to thank everyone that went to Amazon or Kindle and purchased one of my books recently. Yes we can track the sales numbers, I do see that, and I’ve suggested both “Team Honey Badger; Raising Fearless Kids in a Cowardly World” & “Faith and the Patriot; a Belief Worth Fighting For”.

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I also have several other booths that are available via Amazon, and I do appreciate all of you that have gone to Amazon or Kindle and purchased the paperback or digital versions. Thank you, and if you do enjoy the books, please leave a review and let other people know. So, let’s get into the topic of the day. “The Rewards of Patience”, now I will freely admit that I am not always as patient as I should be. There you go, if my wife is listening, I made the confession. I’m not as patient as I should be. Write this down honey, write down the time & date.

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I know I should be more patient, but recently I decided I was going to make a purchase online, not a huge purchase but a considerable thing. Not just a pair of socks or a CD or something, I was gonna spend a few hundred dollars. The item is immaterial, but I went to the website and I bought it. So as you do in our modern era, I clicked on the item, put it in my cart, and went to check out. Now I had never used this site before, so what does that mean? Well either you’re a new customer or returning guest, so you have to put in all of your stuff.

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Your name, mailing address, all that jazz, you have to add that in there so that they can get it to ya. Now as I’ve said before, I live up in a small town in the mountains of Wyoming, and we do not get house-to-house delivery. To get your mail you have to actually go to the post office and get your mail there. They don’t come to your house, so because of that, the United States Postal Service does not recognize my actual, physical address. They think it doesn’t exist. Now trust me, I live in a real house on a real street, with real numbers on it, UPS & FedEx know how to find my house, but according to USPS, my home address doesn’t exist. What does that mean?

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Well if I’m ordering something relatively large and it has to be delivered via FedEx or UPS, I have to put in 2 addresses. A billing address, and then a physical address, so I’ve been down this road before. Well I’m doing this and their billing system keeps telling me “Incorrect”, ”Error”, do it again. *Heavy Sign*, so I give it a couple more tries, and I’m getting frustrated, I think “I could just go get the same product from another company, screw this company and their stupid website.”

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But there’s an 800 number, so I call that instead of going to a different site. I call the 800 number, I am immediately put into a phone bank system. Press 1 for Blank, 2 for Blank, etc. So I press the right number, then I press another prompt, then a person answers the phone. Now the person sounds to me like he’s in a call center in India, okay. “How can I help you today?” and I tell him the issue, so he starts with “Well is there an alt. address we can use? Can you ship it to a friend?” and I said “No, look dude. UPS & FedEx know where my house is. The problem is that your website won’t let me place the address”, so he tells me that they can do the order manually, and I say “Yes, please.”

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So I give him all the information, and he said “What I’m going to do for you is I’m going to create a new customer account for you”, I gave him my email address. He said “Okay, as a reward for you creating a new customer account today, I’m authorized to give you $20 off your purchase price.” Alright, cool. So he says “If you’ll just wait a second, this, this & this. I’ll see if I can put it in today, and if I can then you can probably get it by Friday.” Which is last friday as I’m speaking into this microphone here. I said okay and oh, this order receives free shipping for all orders over “Blank” and gives me $20 off the purchase price.

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So he puts the order through manually, and gives me $20 off the purchase price & free shipping, and so far I’m happy. But I’m the wait and see, let’s wait & see kind of guy. So I’m here to tell you, because when I first got the “Can we get a different address, send it to someone else and they can go pick it up”, I’m gonna admit to you guys, that I was losing my patience, *Laughs*, this was before he gave me the free-shipping and all that. But I was losing my patience and the devil got up on my shoulder and said “Enough of this garbage, hang up and go order it from someone else.” But I didn’t, I took a deep breath and was patience with the stranger on the other side of the phone, and I was rewarded for it.

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After I got off the phone with him, within 30 seconds I had an email confirming my order and 5 minutes after that I had my tracking number, and that it was most-likely going to be delivered on Monday, which is the day you’re listening to this. Ladies & Gentlemen, I got my package on Friday! I got my package, my discount, and the free shipping. So the moral of the story is this; the next time you’re losing your patience on someone, about to hang up the phone or what have you, hold on and have some patience. Your patience will be rewarded.

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I just wanted to share that story with you guys, alright that is it. If you would like to read more from yours truly, Paul Markel, such as “Team Honey Badger; Raising Fearless Kids in a Cowardly World”, you can go to Amazon.com and get it as a paperback or as a kindle version, and download it immediately. I am Paul Markel, and I’ll talk to you again, real soon.

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Evil Has Always Lost Chapter 1

Sam shoot's up out of bed screaming as Dean Winchester run's down the hall bursting into his room gun ready "Where is it!" Dean screams as Sam look's at him then around realizing it was all a dream he falls back as Dean Winchester look's at him "Let me get this straight, no monster in the bunker but, you're uh, screaming?" he ask's confused as Sam look's over at him from the bed "yeah, uh, about that i--i had a vision" he state's as Dean step's forward "you haven't had a vision in year's" he say's as Sam look's away "Maybe" He say's as Dean look's at him confusion plastered on his face "You have been keeping your vision's from me?" He accuses as Sam look's back at him "No, it isn't like that i mean i could tell you--i just don't" He admit's. Dean Winchester sat drinking a bud light as Sam Winchester look's up from the laptop then look's at the time "dude, it's 7am in the morning" he enquires as Dean look's at the beer "Well, until my brother stop's with holding thing's from me, i'll drink in the morning, afternoon, and night time to annoy him--i know how you hate them messes" He smirk's as Sam look's passively at him "i kept it from you 'cause i don't have to tell you everything" he say's as Dean downs the bud light slamming it on the table "well, until you start being truthful i'm going to drink as much as i please, got that?" He stands up opening the fridge as sam rubs his eyes "Come on, i said i was sorry" he pleads as Dean turn's toward him "oh, you're sorry, now" He plops down in the chair "So, what else you been keeping from me? or is it all a joke to you?" he drinks as Sam Winchester look's at him "Are you serious right now? Dude, i only been keeping my vision's from you--not secrets" he say's as Bobby singer walk's up sitting at the table "Why is it i can't ever get no goddamn sleep when you idjit's are here? every time a man lay's down, this horse shit happens, sam apologise to your brother and dean--stop drinking it's goddamn 7AM" He say's to both as Dean sit's the drink down and stand's up going to the fridge pulling out a beer an tossing it to bobby as sam look's between them "wh-what, what the hell?" He ask's as Bobby open's the bottle "Its 7am, and i'm thirsty, alright?" He say's as Sam look's and accept's this answer. Bobby singer tilt's his head "What vision did you have, sam" he ask's as Sam look's at him "I,um, saw lucifer. he was donned in black and was stronger than before--castiel was there dean, was killed" He say's as Dean spit's up his beer an look's at sam "exactly why am i alway's dying?" He ask's as sam shrug's then look's at bobby "i feel something bad's on the horizon, i think we should call in the hunter's" he say's as Bobby look's to dean "Sam's right, his vision's have alway's been right, we need the other's" He say's as Dean look's at Bobby "You want to put them in danger? Bobby, i--" Bobby cut's dean off "Grant mitchell can handle it, dean. and the other's swore an oath, remember you came up with the goddamn oath" He crosses his arms as Dean sigh's "Yeah, i did, and do you remember what the oath was bobby?" he ask's as Bobby look's between sam and dean "All who vow to join the society of hunter's, men of letter's now, must give up their blood--otherwords, all cut their palms open and place them on a tapestry that you, used that day" He say's as Dean look's at him "That's not all Bobby, on that tapestry of our blood combined i made them swear to the society, to swear themselves to it no matter what, luke van helsing broke the oath he went Awol, MIA, edgar frog broke the oath--bobby theres hardly any one faithful to the code" he say's as Bobby slams his fist on the table "goddamn it boy, you're wrong luke didn't betray the code, he stayed true to the oath, they all have you JUST need to call them in, i'm sure you remember Rudy? not that other rudy the one whose dead, but the better one? and lets not forget Ol' Clyde and rufus, hell throw in Benny and you got a team" he say's as Sam look's at Dean "Bobby's right, we need all of them" He say's as Dean stand's up pulling out a phone "He is right, I hope he is" he goes off to call everyone.  Somewhere in Bristol, England Luke rutherford van helsing was perched on a building watching Vampire's converse when his phone ring's he look's confused and pull's up the phone "Hello? Dean? man, how long's it been? 4 year's?" He look's at the vampire's "well, Dean, you can count me in just give me a while i got something to take care of first" he hang's up then hold's up a cross bow then fires it at the adjusent roof and swing's toward the building grinning. Grant Mitchell sat drinking at a pub he was alone, phil mitchell was in walford and Grant was alone--or he thought when someone walk's up an sit's beside him as Grant look's at the young man who was well built, with brown hair and a pronounced chin an jawline "Mark Fowler Jr." he says as the young mark look's at him "oi, dad" he says as Grant look's surprised "dad? you knew?" he ask's surprised as Mark Fowler Jr. look's at him "yeah, i knew i found out from sharon, AN they were gonna let me bone my blood sister" He say's as Grant snort's "i was going to beat your face in first" he admit's as Mark Fowler jr. look's down at his pint "yeah, i guess i deserve it" he says as grant's phone ring's Mark look's at him "who that? another hokey business man?" he ask's as Grant stand's up an answers "Dean" he bluntly replies as Mark stand's up "Whose Dean?" he ask's as Grant listened to the phone he look's at mark "Alright, mate, be there in a few hour's" He hang's up "Mark, i'll explain everything on the way to america, you know the place right? well, see there's a bunker there that i work for--its not a job perse, more like a job to kill monsters" he says as Mark look's confused following grant out the door. Clyde barrow's was standing over a demon his BAR gain it's face "I bet you're wondering if my BAR can hurt you, let's put it mildly i have devil traps on all my bullet's and once you're pinned that means you get to see what real torture look's like pally" He point's to a puzzle box as The Demon look's at it "how did you, How did you the lament configuration? we hid those!" He screams as Clyde shoot's him several time's pinning him to the ground "the question is not: how you found it, it is when i found it" He walk's over to the box picking it up as the demon watched "what are you doing?" he ask's fear laced on his tongue. Clyde barrows rubs the box as suddenly it reacts then closes again the air around them grew darker an shallow The Demon look's around as Chain's could be heard rattling He look's into the distance seeing pinhead surrounded by cenobite's walking toward him "You, who call yourself a demon, i sense the fear upon your tongue," He bellow's as the Demon frozen in place by the devil traps stared at him  an the cenobite's "No, i'm not--" Hes cut off as Pinhead continues to speak "oh, no please, don't speak," He step's closer "It's waste of good suffering" He raises both arm's as chain's fire from all sides embedding themselves into his body the demon screams in pain his flesh being tugged on "Ah, yes even you can give me the satisfaction i crave, The tear's i taste, the beckoning of horror i hear, You believe that in hell you are untouchable but, you are not untouchable" He smiles tilting his head his finger's extended as the fish hook's tug loosely at his skin "oh. you are a demon of his hell but, you are not a cenobite.. Your torture will be lengendary even in hell, your screams will echo through the fire's you crave so much, your tear's will stain the very ground that you lay upon" he grin's as the flesh is ripped from his flesh the demon screams as Clyde Barrow answers his phone watching pinhead torture and eviserate the demon before dragging it into the box "Yeah, Dean? you have some nerve to call me" He says walking to his car "fine dean, i will be there" he hang's up tossing his phone in the car then pick's his BAR up throwing it in the back seat climbing in he look's at the picture of bonnie an strokes it "Men of Letters" He scoff's then starts the car up pulling out and driving away. Some where else, Crowley was sipping Whiskey and looking out the window "So, the cunt's calling back in the men of letters? I was wondering when i would meet these fabled names the boy's kept out of their silly little book's" He turn's around to face his mirror "Oh, Now i'm talking to myself. Wonderful that is" He walk's behind his desk and sit's down skimming through the recent carver book "why aren't they mentioned in any of the text's? why am i pulling up freakin' endless texts about thing's i know already? would it kill him to add their names, add any context to the damn story?" he shout's loudly looking up he fall's out of his chair to find Chuck shurley looking paniced "How the bloody hell did you find me!?" He ask's as Chuck Shurley blink's "No time, Get Dean on the phone, Now" He demand's as Crowley stand's up "Come again? you're GOD the big og in the sky Why don't you just apparate to dean Winchester? hmm?" He ask's snarkily as Chuck slams his hand's down "Because i can't something is keeping me from getting to him!" He screams as Crowley blink's then conjures a cellphone an tosses it to Chuck Shurley "you'll find Dean's number in the contacts" He say's as Chuck nod's and pull's up dean's number. Before he could call Dean Winchester the door's explode and smoke covers the room as Crowley look's at the doors "Oh, bloody hell!" He shout's as Chuck Shurley turn's to the Source the phone is shot and destroyed as A man with Green hair, ruby lip's, and pale skin walk's toward him Crowley look's at the strange man "oi, you a clown? the bloody hell's a clown doing damaging my office door for? and that was my phone, okay bloke that was expensive like 800 dollars in us terms!" He yell's as the Man grin's at Crowley and shoot's him pinning crowley again the wall who find's he can't move "wha-what i can't move!? devil's trap bullets?!" he ask's as Chuck shurley look's into the green eyes of the man "Joker" he growl's as the Joker walk's around Chuck and hop's into Crowleys office chair kicking his legs up and grin's at Crowley then pick's up supernatural Book 12 and skim's the pages "Hehehehe, ooh, you know my name? Here i was thinking GOD didn't care about the madness in us all" He laugh's as Chuck turn's toward him "put that book down" He demand's as The Joker look's up into his eyes "Ooh, threatening me? You could erase my very existence right now if you wanted to, HE-HE-HE, but you won't and so this book stays in my hand" He grin's wide as Chuck step's forward "Drop the book" He demand's as the Joker flip's through the pages "Or, what? you'll kill me with smite? or you'll erase me from the mytho's? baby, you and i know, that's impossible for you" He stand's up holding the book as Chuck lunges for the book The Joker upprcuts him knocking him on his ass "Oh, it's not as simple as magic, not as simple as power's" He slides over the desk sitting on it's edge "Ooh, write as you will, write as much about the winchesters but, there's bound to be a fleeting murder on the horizon, A fleeting hopeless desire to Survive but, your hand's just can't grasp so you run" he grin's as Chuck look's at him "Give me, the book!" He lunges again as The Joker roll's over him and lay's again the recliner grinning "HEHEHEHEHEHE! can't you grab any faster come on chuckie it's right here!" He say's tossing it to Harley Quinn "And for those calling her a maggie shut your fucking mouth's, especially you" He kick's chuck in the face as Crowley tries to move The Joker stand's up "Harles, take the book away" he says smacking her ass as she walk's out the room then The Joker look's into Chuck's eye's "with out you writing this story, we will find out if your boy's are as good as you think" The joker say's as Chuck glares at him "why are you doing this?" He demand's as the Joker stretches "Ooh, HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! why not? why can't we do thing's just because?" he stare's at Crowley "Demon, demon, DEMON! people fear you, people fear your grotesque disgusting form, but you aren't scary--man is scary, man do not saunter their mortality and whiskey in one hand" He look's back at chuck "And A God who creates the world and it's people, focusing only on two brother's is bound to slip up and forget the ones who could help those two prick's who let people die--you wrote it, of course you did, 'cause you are just as to blame as Dean and sam," He look's at Chuck "It's time you see what can happen when you, Aren't writing our moves, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHO!" he slap's his knee's "the look on your face is priceless, it's time you bare witness to your creation's end" He look's at Chuck's clothes "Your type writer wasn't hard to find mr. shurley" He grin's ear to ear as Chuck look's at him "how did yo--" He ask's as The Joker smiles and walk's toward the door "Oh, if only you knew, You'd be in heaven--wouldn't you hobo jim?" He picks up one of the broken door pieces and slams it behind him cackling as Crowley look's at chuck "Is that bloody good?" He ask's as Chuck look's back at him "that's actually kind of bad, It's MY type writer not metatron's, and they kinda can use it--i should have put it some place in space" He stand's up "This, is not good at all" He look's at crowley "Do you know where the boy's wo--" Crowley cut's him off "their stupid bunker, That ghastly little stain i hate so much labanon kansas" He says as Chuck nods "thank you" He disappears as Crowley's jaw drops "He-hey! you're not bloody gonna ruin everything!? HEY! you can't leave me out of the story! Chuck! Chuck! oh, you bloody cunt!" He scream's.