#this is the child with Lanni and Thoma energy but multiplied by 10

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nannying so far today

Kid is really good at somersaults!

Actually did sooooo many somersaults, he threw up!

Almost yeeted himself off his jungle gym

Successfully yeeted himself down the slide of the jungle gym over and over

Said “I’m going to go down 4 stairs at once!”, fell down the stairs (I caught him)

Tried to bike into the street and screamed bloody fucking murder when I caught him

Ate half a cheese stick at once and gagged, then spat half chewed cheese out at me?!?

Told his mom he’s mad at me for making him follow the rules (fair enough but if he dies on my watch i will literally be so embarrassed so…)