#this is terrible and also fake bc gallifreyans would say petrol (innit guv)

[mobileleprechaun]

Zagreus pisses in your sink

Zagreus thinks his shit don't stink

Zagreus doesn't stop to think

And Charley feels his meanness

Zagreus makes your teeth turn green

Zagreus tastes like gasoline

Zagreus is an uwu bean

But Rassilon sucks penis