#this is supposed to be southern indiana not the goddamn north pole i want to see less ice god damn it

[hsladies]

fuck midwestern winters my goddamn back yard is turned into a damn ice rink and not even the fun kind. the kind where you go out to the carport to get firewood and slip and fall on your butt, landing directly on every last bone in your ass and sending shockwaves of agony back through your ancestral line until some fuckin viking named olaf living in 857 CE looks up from scrubbing algae off his uncle's longboat and says "wow my ass really hurts for no reason right now" and then goes straight back to scraping barnacles