#this is superrr long im sorry

[catcze]

Hellooooo

I don't think I've seen much of it on tumblr but do you have any comfort hcs? Sorry, I spent a shitty day and I just want to find comfort in Wriothesley's titties and warmth TT

Aw im sorry to hear your day was shitty, dear :(( I'll try my best to whip up some comfort hcs just for you, but in case they're not enough (im not like superrr deep into a writing headspace rn, yk?) i also have some hopefully comforting little things here, if you'd like to peruse:

Wrio giving u a hug | Him being sweet after a long day

One of the main ways that Wriothesley comforts you on hard days is by showing you that you always have a place to go to when you're stressed: to him.

His arms will always be open for you, no matter how busy he may be. You want a hug? Sure. Want to play with his hands? Go right ahead. If you want to sit in his lap and just doze off, feel the weight of your troubles slide off your shoulders in his warm embrace, he'll always give that to you. No questions asked.

Doesn't push you to talk, either. If you're all tired from the long, long day you've had, merely nodding or shaking your head is enough for him. Maybe small sounds, if you're able.

"You want something to drink?" Wriothesley asks, hand warm on the small of your back. Your head is buried in his chest— has been, for the last half hour. You nod slightly, just enough for him to feel it. "Alright. Sit tight, I'll be right back," he says, gently lifting you off his lap and setting you back down in his seat. He takes his coat from around his shoulders, draping it on you to keep you company while he brews some tea. He gives you a peck on the forehead and on your nose, promising one last time to 'be right back,' and then goes off to brew some of his best tea for you.

He lets you stay around him for as long as you like. Lets you nod off in his arms, slump against his chest, and he pulls you closer with the arm around your form, making sure you won't fall.

Wriothesley probably has an assortment of you favorite snacks hidden somewhere in his office, too. Those are usually for everyday use— if either of you get hungry, or if you just want something good to munch on. Today, he brings them over as your comfort food.

[danemia]

intro since i haven’t posted one ‼️ block don’t report idgaf😭😭

hi im danemia..🌚

new to 3dtmblr, kinda just here to st3rv3 like everyone else 🎅

tw, 3d -!

tips / methods that i actively use to help me yknow..!

-drinking 3x my normal water intake when r3stricting (throughout the day, not super quickly)

-v@ping/smoking, i don’t recommend if you haven’t already started, theres a long list of negative side effects.

- DONT chew gum, it makes me more hungry and my stomach growls a lot more

-Celsius / energy drinks or caffeine in general is super helpful!

-i recently have started taking an @dhd m3dication (di@gnosed and pr3scribed), @dderall and it also is helpful not only for focusing (if you have @dhd) but superrr suppressed appetite! i don’t recommend trying to obtain this m3dication if you are not pr3scribed it cause that is..illegal. and hoped effects of this m3dication can backfire and cause weight gain in some people, but everyone is different, but you do you girl!

so wrapping that up, throughout the day i drink 3x my normal water intake (i put electrolyte stuff in my water just so i don’t get dizzy, like a lot of it) take vitamins / iron pi1ls, i also unfortunately @buse l@x@tives, then go throughout the day chewing gum, @derall in the morning ofc (20mg), and then whenever it wears off (im on the xr version so it lasts around like 8-12hrs) i go for a run and take my silly little white gummy ice with me 🥰

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i dont eat breakfast, lunch, and only eat dinner if i HAVE TO. if i don’t eat dinner, depends on how many calories ive been having for the past few days but i might have a low c@l snack to try and help myself sleep (or just melatonin) + black coiffe and diet sodas for life (duh)

NOW STATS!

hw-125lbs

lw-105bs

cw: 105lbs (updated 11/10/24)

gw1: 110lbs

gw2:100lbs

ugw:90lbs

height 5’7

GOALS!!

rest of september to october

-hope to reach and maintain 100lbs (or less) by the end / middle of nov

-c@l intake will be 500 (in total, not net) and f@sting days are 3x a week (if i feel like i can go longer then i will)

-10k steps a day (7k minimum)

(this is mainly for me cause putting it out in the worlds helps me be more accountable 😭)

sorry for the ce3nsoringkk, lots of y’all have been getting t-executed

[starliights-shining]

Hello! I really Like your works! :) Anyways, can I request for SFW and NSFW headcanons of 'Cybertron' Optimus prime? Cybertron is getting too underrated nowadays.

Thank you! Of course you can request! Im not a huge Optimus Prime fan, but thats okay! Cybertron is superrr underrated, and i feel like I might be the only on who like activly write for them, lol. Sorry if the NSFW HC's are like off. Anyways I hope this is what you were expecting! Enjoy :)

SFW

I like to think Optimus is like extremly protective over the reader, simply because he knows what the cons can do and what they will do just to get an edge in a fight. He knows they will after your, human or cybertronian, and that is why he is super protective.

With this protectivness comes his need to constantly know where you are at ALL times! On a mission with one of the Autobots, He must have direct contact to the Autobot you are with, or you. He does not play about his S/O.

I want to think that he likes to come to you for a second opinion, no matter what its about. A new battle plan he drew up, you must be his second opinion. Do you think they should attack blah blah, you MUST ask you about it. Hands down thinks that is he doesn't ask you, the team would be at great risk. He values your opinion far more than his own.

If your human, he likes to pick you up and set you on top of the desk he might be working at, or he places you on his shoulder why he walks.

I love the idea of him allowing you to sleep in his alt mode. This one plays into the must know where you are at all times, he feels more at ease when he knows youre either in his alt mode, or right next to him.

Another human one is he's constantly aware of your limited time together, He tries his best to do things with you in fear of at any moment somehting happening to you. It low-key eats him alive that you wont live as long at him. He fears the day your not longer with him, but he knows he'll get to cherish every waking and living moment with you.

NSFW

Small little S/O makes for the best S/O for him. He loves how smll you are, and with that comes him having a size kink. He loves how you can use his singler digit to get off. Ride it like therse no tomorrow.

I also feel like he enjoys watching you pleasure youre, either with your own hands or own toys. He loves watching the way your face controts just for him.

He sometimes enjoys being the bottom, thats if youre comfortable doing it. Human or Cybertronian, he's willing to step down from his role as a leader just for you and your pleasure.

Since he's always taking care of the team and making sure nothing happens, this is his time to no be selfless. he'll take all the pleasure he can get, as long as its from you. Servos reaching and pulling at whatever he wants, and he will get it.

I like to think that he himself doesn't really know what he likes, so experiment to find out. It'll work out in your favor too, He's open minded about trying new things you want to, or he just found out about.

He has a special pet name he uses for you in bed. It's only and I mean ONLY used during playtime. It could litterally be anything and if you say you like it when he calls you that during sex, he will put it to use only during that time.

If robo S/O, I think he'd be really into cockwarming. Having you on his lap while he makes new battle plans, his cock deep inside of you. Or when youre both jsut midning you business in the control room and no one else is around.

He loves aftercare, to him thats the most important part. Being able to wrap you up in his arms and pull you close to him. He loves how frail your body gets afterwards, it makes him want to protect you more.

[eideticmemory]

blurb about kinky spencer what do you feel about that like early seasons to late seasons what his into it ☝🏻💥

ik everyone has their ideas about spencer reid’s sexuality between ages ~18-24 and cm rly never says much about it BUT i’ve always imagined that during college/grad school and the early seasons spencer was actually very sexually confident. i don’t mean that as in he could see someone across the room and cruise them and take them home but i think he knew what he liked. he is beautiful, that’s obvious so i imagine that when he got onto a college campus and started getting validation from all these pretty girls and pretty guys that he was like “wait…..i actually kinda have sex appeal?” and that was good bc even tho he was super insecure and younger than his classmates he was still as horny as everyone else!!! im a bi spencer truther and i think his first sexual experience was with a man and i think he felt anxious about sex with women for a while. his first time she probably had to throw herself at him but his brain was just like ???? ok??? i think shes having a good time?? but?? she cant get a boner so i cant quite tell?? this is getting long i’m sorry 😭

but i think anatomy helped him a lot. it was something he could contextualize and i can see him looking up vagina diagrams or even watching porn to figure out What To Do. and as he becomes more sexually active he becomes very good at reading body language. fucking someone and thinking “ok their legs are shaking, thats good, thats a good sign. oh they’re breathing’s faster, better keep this up” but what he liked the most was just being spoken to. he liked verbal validation during sex very much, someone who would grab his hands and put them where they wanted bc he could figure out the rest from there. once he gets out of his head a little bit is when he starts becoming vocal himself. i imagine he got a lot of questions during sex like “ru ok? ru enjoying it?” bc he would just lay there and whimper quietly bc he was overthinking everything. then one time its so good that he forgets to think and he’s moaning like a whore and it finally clicks for him “oh wow it feels even better to just let it out. oh wow they like it when i let it out” i think his kink was just pleasing someone, being good and feeling good, being able to tell himself that he did good.

in the early seasons i think he enjoyed sex and the idea of being that close to someone. i think he was touch starved and craved intimacy and he seeks it less as the show goes on. his experiences at the bau (especially the anthrax case) encouraged his germaphobia and yeah he would still get horny but he struggled to find anyone whose touch didn’t gross him out. i think that was a struggle for him for a long time. then especially after maeve he was constantly chasing the touch of a woman he had never even seen or gotten to hug. it was weird to think about while grieving her but his mind and heart craved her so much through their relationship so his body did too. he thought one day he would let someone touch him. someone he loved! and then she died in front of him so that was shot to shit. he grieved sex he would never have. i would describe his kink here as “someone i love so much i’d die for it. they could have anthrax on their tongue and i’d kiss them just because its them.”

in the later seasons after cat adams and the prison arc, i think he loses a lot of his inhibitions. basically a revelation of “i don’t have the energy to ponder on what i like and who i like” bc he feels it instantly. the moment he makes eye contact with someone, he can feel it in his tummy that he would have sex with them if they wanted. and when he feels it he flirts with humor. there’s nothing he loves more than when he banters with someone cute, making them laugh and catching a sparkle in their eye. like if they can understand each other’s minds then surely they might understand each other’s bodies. in bed he’s superrr vocal but not necessarily dirty more like “do u wanna be on top? yes i want that to” “can i take your shirt off? thank you” and putting a titty in his mouth. “can i bend your legs back a little more? i just wanna get a little deeper. tell me if its uncomfortable though” a lot of “yeah yeah yeah” when he’s drowning in it and then looking down and saying “yeah? yeah? yeah?” bc at the end of the day he stills needs to know he’s doing good

[pearlzier]

okay so, firstly; a lot of the first ppl or fictional characters that i saw ever being compared to dogs, or described as having dog/puppy like behaviors, have been ppl that Actually have adhd — or are at least suspected to have adhd, and I have adhd, so like…. Yes, i Am projecting, but she would Definitely have adhd. like Constantly going On and On to beau, for hours sometimes, about all her different hyperfixations of the moment and getting super excited and stimming (cute butt wiggles!!!!!) and he just thinks it’s the most adorable thing he’s ever seen.

she would cry if she can’t get a snack or something she likes (for whatever reason: like the store or restaurant being closed cause it’s a weekend or really late at night) and beau just comforts her and is like, “don’t worry, sweet girl, i promise we can get it in the morning.” and Of course he keeps to that cause he’s the best man literally ever.

also definitely has a barking vocal stim, but she gets like kinda self conscious about it cause she thinks ppl will think it’s weird, so she Never does it around ppl (masking like no other) but then the first time she does it around beau, like it just kinda… Slipped out, she wasn’t even paying attention. and when she realized what she just did she was so mortified she tried to leave and was apologizing like crazy, until he grabbed her and pulled her back and was like, “aww, my sweet puppy… you ain’t got nothin’ to be embarrassed about.” more comfort and reassurance (sorry i can’t formulate more on That one because my brain is short circuiting)

this next one is NSWF so i won’t go super into detail rn……. but she definitely rides him like she’s feral and he fucking loves it. like the Stamina on that girl…. and also ********* !!!!!!!!!! (and breeding kink, but i can’t get into that rn either or else i’ll Explode)

long acrylics…… need i say more?

i have Many other thoughts on this, this is just Some of them, but i don’t want this to be superrr long so i’ll stop it right here😭😭

-🧛🏼‍♀️

THIS IS LITERALLY ELIANA SENDING ME SKATER!MATT AND CAUSINF THE MOST INSANE BRAINWORMS OF MY LIFE BUT WITB BEAU OH MY GOD BEAU & PUPPYGIRL!READER IM GEEKING OUT SO BAD........ OHHH MY GOD EEEEEK 💓💓💓💓 long acrylics........ brain whizzing n working like CRAZY

beau and puppygirl!reader i fear my brain has. found something to latch onto please.... send anything else u have

[stargazer0001]

(art from above is by @/sleepinginmute.)

Hello everyone! I’m Stargazer0001! But you can just call me Star :3

my pronouns are she/they/he/it/astro in no particular order. I like em all so use them interchangeably

I'm your local lil space critter, who has declared themself the CEO of the rainworld ship Stargazer (spearmaster x rivulet x nightcat)

I'm a silly littol spacegender fellar :3 How can I be lesbian and spacegender at the same time you ask? Fuck you thats how!/j Im also asexual so no NSFW please! This blog is meant to be at least a bit more kid friendly, even if there are more mature topics

I am also a furry so if you do not like them then please leave here

I am also questioning if I am a therian and fictionkin. I have done research on both and I am now taking them into consideration. Im not gonna label myself yet because I still might not be, but if anyone has helpful info on them then please do share :)

I have a secret draw box! if you wanna draw for me anonymously, you can go here to do it! I check every couple days.

Ask box: Open

Ship requests: closed. Uhhh i frogor to update this for a while so uh yeagh.

Ask me stuff: Always open unless the ask box is closed

Tell me silly things: Yes I want to talk to people!! Please give me silly asks i need them....

art requests: not open sorry :( artblock is blocking my art so

I wanna make my blog more organized now so I am going to start tagging stuff

#my art Art that is made by me

#Art request anytime my art requests are open I will tag it with this

#ask An ask that I have answered, this also applies to anon asks

#Star.TXT document this is for anytime I am just talking

#vent this if for anytime I just need to talk and vent about stuff

#lil starz art this is for my really old art, such as the ones near the beginning of my Tumblr journey

#Silly chat this is me and my mutuals little chats! Like if they send a lighthearted friend ask I will tag it with silly chat

IF YOU DONT WANNA SEE A CERTAIN TAG THEN FILTER IT

I rarely block people but I still will on occasion. Please don't take any hard feelings if I do block you.

Basic DNI such as NSFW blogs, homophobes, transphobes, fatphobes, racists, antifurries and antitherians, and zionists

Cool moots who you should go check out if you like my blog:

@critter2: My IRL bestie that ive been with for a long time. We've been together through the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. The bestie ever :3

@cookieeevee: An amazing friend! The first person to ever really DM me on here and I'd like to say that we've grown to be good friends. We have amazing little chats and she's an amazing person! Their art is also so soft and squishable! Go check em out

@sleepinginmute: one of my first moots! Such an amazing and silly creature. Its art is amazing, and even though im unsure if it considers me a friend, I know that I do. I really do wish the best for it and I hope that it can be truly happy someday

@cumulusbrume: we dont interact very often anymore, but I still find him a great moot to this day

@athofear: I fun lil fello!! Always a fun time interacting with em. Their art is also superrr shaped and silly!! Always a treat to see them on my dash

@meowyncherry: we dont interact much but he gave me the kinitopet brainrot and their art is also super blorbo so :3

@suburbandrifts: once again, we dont interact very often but they seem very cool and silly/pos and their art is incredibly good! mm the colors are coloring/pos @weeeeblr:!!! The art ever actually!!! Idk how we're mutuals cause hes super cool actually. Great art, and his designs for basically everything is peak/srs

@bananacat76: the bestie does indeed make art!!! And said art is amazing!! Such a cool person and fren :3 their style is also incredibly interesting I need to study it under a microscope/aff

@keeper-of-magic:!!! Cool person alert!!! Their art is amazing and their worldbuiding skills are super awesome!!! I also gotta try and play DND with them sometime.... I have no idea how to but it seems fun, just like them!

@badgerfrost: the silly ever!!! Its art is very well colored and its basically eye candy at this point, and ever time we interact I KNOW its gonna be a goood time

@draagu: ohhhh the silly!!! We dont interact much but shes a super cool moot and idk how we're mutuals like. ??? awesome person with awesome art FOLLOWED ME????? Awesome

@dazzoot: we have interacted a total of like 1 time but cool mutual deserves an honorary tag

GO CHECK ALL OF THESE SILLY PPL OUT!!! THEY'RE AWESOME :333 (if I forgor anyone i am so sorry. Also if you want me to untag you just ask. I dont wanna make anyone uncomfy)

Talking to people spooks me

I have anxiety so please be patient with me, I usually overthink what I am going to say and then end up saying something either really stupid, kinda weird, or I just don't respond.

I am mentally a 5 year old so please inform me if I did something wrong, I usually wont notice or I will think its not an issue. Please be patient with me.

if you sat through all of that, congrats! You get rw gifs now :)

[stardomsz]

my bound for glory thoughts

[call your shot gauntlet] — i would lowkey like someone like aj francis or frankie kazarian win this one! since the only two confirmed people in the match (that i know much about) are them, i don’t really have anything to say about this match just because there’s not any other information which i do like

[ash by elegance & heather by elegance vs. xia brookside + brinley reece] — AHHHHH i love xia she’s my girl BUTTTTT. i love ash 😭😭 she’s so funny and they need revenge after the AUDACITY of xia and brinley on impact can y’all BELIEVE they would do that ash & heather totally haven’t done anything to deserve this 👎🏻 LOL

[nic nemeth (c) vs. joe hendry] — IM SORRY but if nic doesn’t win…. i’m not a huge joe fan, mostly because they’re only pushing him this much because he’s popular now. they weren’t pushing him like this when he wasn’t viral.. plus i’m a huge nic fan and i’m glad he’s finally getting his flowers :-) i do have a few booking ideas about this. the first one is that since frankie kazarian is the special guest referee AND he’s in the call your shot gauntlet match… hear me out. maybe he’ll win that, and then try to cash in and become world champion? if it does happen, i don’t see him actually winning but 🤷‍♀️ you never know! i was also thinking maybe nic will turn heel and join forces with jbl who confirmed on instagram he’s coming back soon, i would love to see heel nic! sorry this is so long wow 😭😭

[pco (c) vs. matt cardona] — PCO!!!! i love him his gimmick is so interesting and this kind of match is perfect for him! maybe sdl will interfere and turn on pco since matt’s her best friend? but i doubt it bc of her neck injury i think i’m just doing some hoping bc i miss my girllll 😭😭

[mike santana vs. moose] — MIKE. i literally love him so bad and he 100% deserves the win here! i also think his character work is way better than moose. not sure if it’s supposed to be like that, but moose and his acting/his promos just fall really flat to me and i think he could work on that but 🤷‍♀️

[the system (c) vs. the hardys vs. abc] — i’m going with abc here. i LOVE jeff + matt but let’s be honest.. they do NOT need to be wrestling anymore. they’re getting old and they can barely even move sometimes :/ i was SOOO mad when abc lost at victory road so i’m hoping they’ll win but if the hardys win i’ll be like.. 😐😐

[jordynne grace (c) vs. masha slamovich] — IM SORRY MASHA BABE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH but i am a jordynne girl at heart so 😭😭 plus she’s made it pretty clear with her contract she’s probably leaving next year.. so i’d like to see her remain champion while she can and THEN drop the title to masha; maybe at final resolution?

[spitfire (c) vs. rosemary & wendy choo] — definitely spitfire! they’re in my top three tag teams and they deserve the belts, plus they just got them back! i like rosemary & wendy together though so i wouldn’t be superrr mad if they won 😭😭

[speedball mike bailey (c) vs. el hijo del vikingo] — SPEEDBALL 100%!!!!!! i love them soooo much like it’s insane. but tbf, idrk much about vikingo. regardless, i’m suchhhh a huge fan of mike so even if i did know anything about vikingo i doubt i’d want him to win

[josh alexander vs. steve maclin] — JOSH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ i love him sm even if he’s a heel now he deserves a win bc i’m STILL mad he didn’t win at emergence 💀💀

[myloveforhergoeson]

1 thru 10 for rames 👀👀👀

EHEHEHHE hiiii!! thank you! i love all of these loll

who fell first? who fell harder?

(<- can't get rid of?) james fell first. lmao. no funny comment no jokes he's just that kinda guy, and he's liked roxy for a long long time. as for who fell harder... well... i'd say it's up for debate. in my mind, it's roxy, just because i've got the timeline of their relationship so permanently etched into my brain i might as well get it tattooed in the back of my eyes or something. but from just the writing + whats out of the story, i think the case could be made for james as well!

2. who is the one who fusses the most? does their s/o mind very much?

rox for sureee. we all saw how she was when he got sick! miss girl was good and freaked; almost felt sick herself just looking at him. wrapped him up in a blanked burrito, tried to give him as much medicine as she could, sat and played her guitar for him. she was so worried! james, though unwell, lapped that shit up tho. he looooves it - doesn't mind at all. he's not superrr fussy i'd say in general because he knows she can take care of herself pretty well, but he has his moments for sure. roxys usually 50/50 about being ok with it or not bc she knows he has good intentions

3. what is their love language?

call me a hater but i've never really understood only having one major love language (sorry), i think it's more of a combination of multiple that help made a good relationship among many other things. for roxy, i'd say she's more inclined to lean into quality time overall, just being around james and hanging out together as much as they can is her favorite thing ever. even if they're not doing anything particularly special, it's still important to her that they're doing it together. that, coupled with words of affirmation through songwriting is mostly how she's able to express her feelings (maybe that can also count for receiving gifts if we call each song one?), though if james did press her she could be able to fumble out some affirmations here and there :) for james, i'd say physical touch is huge for him - he's pretty much always got a hand on her somewhere if they're close enough. secondary for him is also words of affirmation and it comes much easier to verbally communicate for him than it is for her!

4. has either oc ever gotten a hickey off the other? what was their reaction?

ya. i'll put it in tasw when im not too embarrassed to write it and when i think their relationship is crossing into more physically intimate lines (though they are minors so nothing explicit will be written about them just as a sidenote). i'd say roxy is actually quite the demon about it, though she isn't leaving them where people would likely see because she'd get bashful about it. surprised james at first, and he's not fond of it happening too often bc bruises + his beautiful skin don't pair well. but as long as she asks first and he agrees he's fine to wait out the few days it takes to disappear. other way around, it's not his go to move because he knows it'll embarrass her if someone says something. so if he wants to leave one its going somewhere someone can't see. if he asks first she will also be okay with it every once and a while!

5. what is something they like to do together?

they're still honeymoon phasing it for the most part so just being together at all is something the two of them love. they haven't really found their thing yet, but music does really connect them. she's becoming more open to letting him hear her works in progress and he's learning a lot about her through that! they also like to make out :) a lot :)

6. who would ask the 'would you love mf if i were a worm?' question? how would their s/o answer?

james is asking and roxy is telling him no she would not!

see morning glory (2.4):

“James, that was incredible!” Roxy praised, reaching over the railing to pull the item off the line and onto the stairs with them. “Where did you learn how to do that?”

Had it not been for the darkness of the outer edges of the studio, she might have seen how red his cheeks grew at her amazement. “My dad liked to fish.”

There was something off about the way he said that, as if there was a bit more to the statement than he was letting on, but now certainly wasn’t the time to pry. Instead, the writer nodded, “So does mine! He took me with him once when I was little, but I cried when I learned he used live worms as bait.”

“Aww,” He voiced sympathetically, before taking his pointer finger and wiggling it around right before her very eyes. “Little Roxy couldn’t stand to see the worms?”

With her free hand, she knocked his out of the way and failed at concealing her laughter. “No! I couldn’t then and I can’t now! All they do is dig around in the dirt and poop and-”

7. who likes forehead kisses? who likes hand kisses? who likes neck kisses?

though they both do generally, roxy roxy roxy. lol. no elaboration on this one sorry!

8. who is the big spoon? little spoon?

depends on the situation, if they're just sleeping james is typically big spoon and rox is little spoon just because they fit better that way, but in times when he's sick or needs some extra comfort or she's feeling extra clingy she's happy to hold him in return :) they're versatile lol

9. if there wasn't enough seats, how would they sit? one on the others lap? one on the armrest? one on the floor in front of them?

she's in his lap immediately lmaooooo. most of the time it's because he's pulling her there! goes along w number 3

10. who plays with whose hair?

roxyyyy she loves his hair soo much! he takes good care of it so its extra soft and so smooth and she loves having her fingers in it. screwing up his do be damned! james will too, mostly if they're just watching tv or something he'll braid hers or put it up in funny ways to amuse himself. but if they're cuddling or whatever she's usually got her hands in his hair and he's usually got his on her body lol. <- guy who worked so hard on his washboard abs to fall for a hair girl

RAHH OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS WAS SO FUN😭🙏 some flying into your inbox very soon <3

send me a number 11-100 to learn more about rames!!!

[sqtorux]

🫁 no literally </3 i like to think i’m very chill in that i didn’t kick up much of a fuss about my friends staying friends with my ex (since we had a common friend group) but this is lowkey crazy. like one of the reasons we broke up was because one time i got very drunk while she was completely sober and she got superrr pushy which tbh made me feel very unsafe around her? so ig the signs were always there but her pulling it on my friend (two months after he breaks off a long-term relationship that emotionally devastated him) and beginning to harass him was really shocking? idk. it’s a very confusing situation.

also tyyyy ,,, i am still working on uni and i think i’m going to die LMAO. it’s my fault for falling into a slump but jfc if it isn’t biting me in the ass rn.

but in regards to your work !! i did read your most recent piece. guess my favs. suguru, nanami, toji, choso. ngl this one was a banger, i was all over it. i just equally enjoyed elements of all of them ?? suguru with reader having practically already moved in, nanami being so conscientious and formal in his request, toji hedging around actually asking in the most headache-inducing manner, choso being so ridiculously earnest … it all fit them so well !! sorry i can’t offer you anymore </3 reading your works is always a pick me up lmao. trust that next time i'll be pulling up quotes and examples

the horror bro your friend does not deserve any of that at all. i really hope all of you can resolve this soon and get her to leave you and your close friends alone and move on bc this is just messy atp. im glad you're out of the situation in one way bc your ex does not give me good vibes ... at all 😀

uni sucks college sucks school sucks the education system sucks bc even if you try your best to avoid burn out, there's just no space or time to do everything at your own pace. we're like. rats. in a maze with this huge cat (assignments and deadlines) chasing after us and when you're out of the maze, you get another more complex maze of exams and then when you're done with that u get an even more complex one called a job and the cats multiply and spawn more claws there's no escaping. lmao im so bitter.

despite that we're all trying our best so hang in there. really that's... that's all we can do😭😭 im cheering for u !!

[harryhandstan]

lindseyyyyyy

SUPER BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁😽😽🥳🥳🥳🥳

(im sorry that was super late)

its crazy how fast a year goes by. i hope youre doing better now after the accident :(( what happened?? you dont have to answer if u dont want to ofc!!

i honestly have no words. im sorry you had to go through all that :(( i wish i could take away the pain ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

i am soooo happy and excited for you! you and your family deserve to live a peaceful life!! i honestly have no idea what its like in georgia but i hope you find somewhere safe!! maybe you could try to find a remote job if you wanted to stay in the area?? and honestly f*** your dad. you don’t deserve any kind of negativity im so proud of u for sticking up for yourself and your family!

ive got one year left!!! and it’s finally over!! school’s been ehh. its still difficult for me to make new friends but i’ll get over it. i got nosebleeds to see taylor 😭😭 but its still better than nothing & thank u!!

PLEASE tell me about stevie nicks and your roadtrip!! i cant wait to hear about it

im soooo proud of u!! im always here for u and im always wishing you the best! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷youuuu

-🧸

ahh thank you baby!!! no it's okay I didn't make a big deal about my birthday this year so it's fine 😊 it was the day after we got back from our road trip and I stayed with my sister for a few days and just hung out with her! she got me some cute lil harry coded fruit hair clips and made me dinner and we had cake and ice cream and watched a movie with her roommate!

oh no I don't mind saying what happened! I honestly thought I had already said, I'm sorry! my mom and I were leaving to go grocery shopping and I got kicked by a horse. I am doing better I've made a TON of progress but still feel like I have a long way to go. like doing simple things still takes a lot of my energy sometimes! like I said I was supposed to start a new job working at a daycare as a lead teacher and I think I'm gonna have to give that up now, because I can't imagine being able to work a full shift doing something like that 😔 which just kind of makes me feel lost rn as to what to do for income because I so had my heart set on working there!

thank you thank you for all the love, I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes as I type this because it means so much coming from you! you'll never know how much I appreciate it ❤ it was honestly one of the most insane experiences I've ever had to go through, but as horrific as it was I feel like it's helped me appreciate life a lot more than I did before and realize the impact I have on people and how important I am to them! like my little brother said he cried when he found out and he's just not someone who shows his emotions a lot so it made me very 🥺🥺

I'm so sooooo excited for a new place like I'm already looking at things for my room and I'm looking forward to being able to put up so many harry related things and the big nakey™ poster that all the other harries have and like I said just a nice, clean, peaceful place I can heal and grow in!! and honestly we're in an area of GA that's superrr rural there's literally nothing here lol. I think we're gonna try to get an apartment in the same place where my little sister lives though so that would be perfect! I already feel at home there when I stay and it's a good little area. I probably will have to end up either getting back into selling crafty things or a remote job until I can build up my stamina again to be able to do more and get an in-person job!

yeah fuck phil all my homies hate phil!! he's done nothing but cause us trauma and stress and we'll all be better off away from him. thank you for your pride in me!!! it's never been easy for me to speak up for myself so I'm surprised I've been able to so much with him. he and I had a confrontation in 2021 where he just flat out asked me what was wrong and why I was upset with him and when I told him he basically gaslit me and in the end when I was standing in front of him crying after pouring my heart out, I was told “it’s been that way for a long time, you just need to get over it 🤷🏼‍♂️” so that’s what I’m gonna do, move out and get over it!!

ahhhh only a year left that’s amazing!! my heart is so full of pride for you I know how much hard work it takes to do that and it’s not easy. I hope you treat yourself when it’s all over to a big fat gift or some other sort of treat!! you deserve it 🫶🏻 and nosebleeds for taylor is okay!! I went to see her on the Red tour and we were in nosebleeds and it was still an amazing show. be careful and have a great time!

seeing stevie live was magical like I cannot even describe the good energy I felt while being there ✨ it was my first big outing after my accident and we had seats so I was able to sit down when I needed to (which was a lot more than I wanted to but it’s okay).

our road trip was only a few hours away but it was to see my little brother who we hadn’t see since december of 2021! we spent 4 days there and didn’t get to do a lot, but it was still great to visit him and his girlfriend. we hung out by the pool, ate at some cute little restaurants, saw the new little mermaid movie, and did some shopping 😊

again I’ll never be able to thank you enough for your pride in me!! I’m always here if you need me or whenever you wanna stop by to hear me ramble lol

all my love to you!!! 🩷🩵🩷🩵

[eruditekid]

all fruits !!1!1!1!1!1 💖💖💖💖

you win anon, you win 💖 (i skipped the ones that i already answered!!)

peach:     do you have any piercings or tattoos?

no, i don’t even have my ears pierced! plus im too young to get tattoos and my dad hates tattoos anyways so he wouldn’t even sign me off on it. i would love to get tattoos one day tho!!

lemon:     do you have any pets? what are their names?

never had pets cause my dad is allergic and my brother used to be :,) one time i asked my dad if i could have a fish when i was in 2nd grade and he said that its too much responsibility... the closest thing i got to a pet is a lil succulent?? i don’t have a name for it tho

mango:     what is your trademark?

hmm idk?? stationery?? saying “lowkey” and “highkey” way too much?? i have no idea how to answer this question help

pineapple:     sexual orientation?

atm i consider myself asexual

strawberry:     favorite desserts?

key lime pie and most flavors of ice cream !!

cherry:     can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

i used to be able to play a couple songs on the piano, i have an electric guitar that used to be my brother’s but now i keep it in my room and i learn songs from time to time, and i only sing in the shower... i can’t actually sing 

grape:     if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

london !! anywhere in europe really !! i’ve never been outside the usa except for canada so almost everywhere tbh i would love to travel one day

banana:     favorite horror movies?

i hate horror movies oops

blackberry:     is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

drama !! and i wish it wasn’t dkjnfkjdfg

pomegranate:     when do you feel the most confident?

with my friends?? and when i’m alone but that’s also like a double edged sword cause i get very very down on myself when im alone too

cantaloupe:     what are your parents' names?

my mom’s name is connie and my dad’s name is doug 

guava:     dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

natural ??? / i don’t wear makeup cause i was never taught how (ik youtube tutorials and stuff but like... i don’t own makeup to begin with) when i was growing up and my mom wore little makeup so i don’t have much to steal anyways (also long time ago my friends put makeup on me and i hated it lol but that’s also because my eyelids/crease is weird and they probably applied the eye makeup wrong but i digress)

coconut:     favorite perfume?

i dont ... wear perfume? but i love citrus and vanilla smells

lychee:     satin or lace?

satin i hate the way lace feels 98% of the time

blueberry:     what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

i haven’t dressed up for it in a while cause im never that confident in costumes and stuff but i think it’d be cool to dress up as a tv show/movie character ?? we shall see

apple:     what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

i used to have a twitter but i dont even tweet... so definitely tumblr!!

watermelon:     do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

i was gonna say im too young but then i realized im 15?? anyways no i don’t have a job tho

papaya:     what song describes your aesthetic?

youth by daughter, never going home by hazel english, or what you know by two door cinema club

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

dusk cause the sunset is super pretty

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

yes a 100 times yes

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

???? maybe ??? i have no reference ?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

seahorse? octopi are cool too tho? and so are dolphins !!

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

no cause that’s illegal and also i don’t really have any interest in drinking alcohol i don’t really like the smell and i also just dont want to be drunk

[urstruly-ghst]

Ah hello! New to this blog 😁

Can I request for the Dorm leaders reaction to their S/o chewing out Crowley for being an incompetent headmaster? (Bonus points if the S/O switches languages halfway)

note : im so sorry for not doing requests! i am once again training for competitions so i am superrr tired! but please, bear with me!

riddle rosehearts

He is keenly aware of the burdens placed on you, and you complain until your throat runs sore, the big dark circles in your eyes, everything was so stressful for you. Running blindly into a new world, defenseless in terms of magic, and no one or nothing to hold onto when you miss home. It must be so tiring. Riddle tries his best to aid your stress; you are his significant other, so he tries his best!

Riddle is surprised how well and civil you are with the Headmaster. After all, it seems he lets you down repeatedly. If Riddle were in your shoes, he probably would've Overblot again as he can't bear to be let down repeatedly. After all, you wanted home. If anything, Riddle encourages you to let out your complaints. You're a student/guest. You have every right to be upset.

However, he didn't expect you to blow up during a conference meeting. Sure, maybe the pent-up frustration got you, perhaps you were just at a limit, but this was far beyond his dreams and expectations of the anger you just released onto the Headmaster.

Not to say he isn't proud, far from it, but he does have a shiver running down his spine as he sees you chewing out the (equally shocked and scared) Headmaster. Riddle watches from the side as you. It was satisfying to see your frustrations released, but that look you hone was horrifying.

Riddle smiles tightly when you turn around, huffing and calming down from your anger outburst. Crowley was stunned and stood still as you exited with Riddle bowing with the same look of shock. Riddle let out a small “pardon us” as he held your hand to escort you on the way, guiding you back to Heartslabyul for tea.

“Pardon us, Headmaster. We must have some tea, and I hope my rose’s words impact you. They have been holding back some words, and it’s glad to see they finally let go of their tongue towards you. Anyways, we must leave. The Queen of Hearts hates late tea parties.”

leona kingscholar

For someone as impatient as Leona, he is surprisingly patient with Crowley even after your numerous complaints that keep him up all night. Leona would have the problem efficiently if he reached his limit. However, he didn’t want to be brash since Crowley owns the school and the residence you sleep in.

He always makes sure to listen intently to you, making sure you have not burst out badly in case of bad temperament. Leona may be nonchalant, but he is incredibly skilled in making sure you stay calm and not erupt. Ironic when he burst into an Overblot when he was just as angry.

Leona offers some advice, his chest for you to lay down on, and his own nap time for your long rants of the famed headmaster. He pities you, far from comfort and being dismissed, and is considered a hassle due to no magic. However, he knows pity never gets anyone anywhere. So he opts just to be as reassuring and comforting as possible.

It turns out that even his best efforts to remove the stress can fail. When Crowley visited again, he was not next to you, so you lashed out your anger and chewed out his excuses. He only knew when Grim, the annoying pipsqueak you have, panicked to get to Leona’s remedial classes.

Leona knows the wrath can last for a while, so he stays by the side. He is proud of his little herbivore for being strong and willing to get some justice served. He knew that you were not a vocal person when it came to being in a state of anger, but Leona was glad you did release some of the tension you felt. Only when you huff and turn calmer does Leona approach you to whisk you into a nap session. Anger takes up lots of energy, you know!

“Herbivore, you must be tired. Let’s go. What? You got off some steam with the Headmaster; you’re bound to be tired. C’mon. I am not repeating myself, nap time. Now. Trust me, you’ll feel a bit better when you wake up. I’ll get Ruggie to get some of your favorite food soon.”

azul ashengrotto

Azul never loses composure with someone who holds great power amongst everyone. Azul is calm, poised, and wary of each step to trap someone into a contract. However, that does not stop this octopus from empathizing with you when needed. He knows how difficult it is to be put in that situation, far from home and with no one to understand your place.

Crowley was Azul’s thorn. He was very adamant about not letting you go to his dorm due to his endless tasks and that Crow doesn’t consent to his projects for the lounge. Why can’t he add it to the “special” menu? Besides that, the headmaster keeps adding on grueling tasks that not even someone with magic can do. Unfair now, isn’t it?

Azul, like the rest, tries his absolute best not to make you so stressed. He follows advice from his fellow dorm leaders, the twins, and even a random student who exchanged his powers for grades. He has a plethora of advice and extra magic to make you feel on cloud 9.

Surprisingly or not, you still lashed out at the headmaster when he wasn’t looking. The twins were at your side during that event. He was busy luring some people to sign a contract to add to his collection of bits of advice. Azul was only notified when the twins had their share of entertainment, which lasted for a good hour. With little to no grace, Azul panicked as that was not good.

The twins stood by your side while Azul tried to apologize (to make sure you didn’t lose your graces by the oh so grateful headmaster) before dragging you and the twins to the lounge. While he was stressed that the headmaster could throw you out, Azul comforted you. He was well aware that it was trialing on your end, and he’d do anything to make you feel better,

“My dear Beryl, there’s nothing to worry about! I have gathered some intel about how to destress, and I bet that screaming your head off did something, right? Oh dear, the twins had fun when they watched you chew him out, but let’s move on now. Some desserts and a dive, perhaps?”

kalim al asim

Kalim was trying to be more empathetic after the whole incident with Jamil. He can now (though he still sucks at this) see if you’re ticking with anger when Crowley fails to accommodate your needs and concerns. Kalim tries to understand how hard it is for you.

He is adorable, a very attentive but dense-to-action man. Before Jamil’s overblot, he was unaware of your struggles; he just thought you handled things with grace. With the best intentions, Kalim just cheers for you without doing much. He thought, “you handle things with ease, so I guess you’re fine.”

He will soon learn that that was not the case, and he has to know that you get stressed and tired. It was an arduous journey, learning his mistakes and unlearning the habit of passing things such as simple tasks to someone else. It was a learning stage for both of you, and he had improved tenfold to let you relax more often and be more strict with his schedule.

Even with the amount of rewinding and relaxing, you still had the anger and hurt from the stress your headmaster gives. Kalim soon finds out that the hurt is still there. Kalim saw you explode with pain and irritation when Crowley let you down again, after the nth time. You nagged and let out huffs of disappointment from your end. The episode of your breaking character lasted quite a bit.

After that emotional breakdown, Kalim (for the first time in forever) made an effort to address this situation calmly as he led you out of the way. He was well aware that this encounter was shocking for both of you, so he opts not to bring this up until you feel the need to. It was at this moment you knew Kalim changed for the better. It took time, but it was worth the wait.

“My sunshine has been stressed, headmaster. I am fully aware that you may have the intention to bring them back home, but please stop giving them this hope… We’ll be leaving. My sunshine needs… a party? No. Either way, we must leave. They need some time to rest.”

vil schoenheit

Stress and Vil were never a good combination. He was overtly curt and harsher during his moments of stress, so that’s why Vil works the best to rid of your tension and handle stress. VIl also has good ears, is attentive, and can catch your tone expertly. He was an outstanding company, never pushy, and strived for perfection in a reasonable amount of time.

When you need to let out some anger, Vil opts you for more reasonable ways to lash out your anger. He might be revengeful, but he knows that being on the wrong side of the headmaster can just lead to more problems in the future. He suggests multiple things to make you feel better to avoid confrontation.

Archery with Rook, apple carving, fine dining, and even dates! He does a variety to make sure you get the best destressing moments. He’ll even pull his celebrity privilege to sneak you somewhere luxurious and private. Vil also has tried his home remedies to share this experience.

Frequently stressed and busy, Vil sometimes neglects you. That doesn’t mean he refuses to see you and finds you less fun to be around, but he has his own problems that take a lot of his time. Hence, he didn’t notice you burst off with the headmaster after another failed attempt to see the progress of his mission to send you back home.

Vil sighs and reevaluates himself before heading out to see you. He can’t bring his problems to the fight when you have your own issues. Vil only rushed to the scene when you got kicked out and is silently staring at a distance. He sighs. He hated seeing you so dejected and hurt. Vil will confront that damned crow later. For now, he’ll indulge you in his embrace and destress (and maybe more counseling.)

“Mein Schatz, let’s head back to rest a bit. I am awfully sorry for not being with you, but I was swamped. I assure you, I will make you feel a bit better. For now, let’s focus on how we’ll deal with that anger of yours. “

idia shroud

Idia was never that stressed or angry. He is a relatively calm person, never lashing out and always trying to be more bargaining and closed off when it came to things such as piled-up work or stress. Ortho also is a fantastic comforter with his extensive AI.

However, he was surprisingly good at comforting you when it came to you. It was probably due to his extensive otome game experience or was it his research on comfort supplied for Ortho. Either way, he was terrific. Always just know when to calm you down, knows the right snacks, the time when to talk, and just be there.

He would also be aware that the Headmaster is short on his days. The ghost bride fiasco was one of his shortcomings. So expect him to relate totally. Maybe that’s why he relates to you much more than the rest. He first-hand witnessed how harsh and sometimes aloof the headmaster was. So, to bond over things, he lets you stay in his room without much thought and smothers you with a lot of small talks and quality time. He was pleasantly ignoring the world, as he wanted both of you to have.

You had chewed the headmaster out when you went out after Idia went on his games club. It was a short burst, but it was alarming. Ortho accompanied you as Idia dismissed his little brother a few minutes into his heated match with Azul in his club. You were disappointed, angry, and fatigued as Ortho had assisted you in going out as his senses have notified your increasing heartbeat levels.

Idia, when he heard of Ortho’s report, left the scene. He didn’t bother finishing the game as he rushed to you. Ortho reported his findings and left you two to talk things out. Ortho wasn’t ordered to do so, but he could sense the urgent want of his brother to be in private. In the meantime, he will find out why you burst into a fit and nearly cried. Ortho will wait for further instructions.

“I’m sorry. My Persephone. It was not in my intention for you to be that burdened. Ortho quickly told me when he sensed the increasing temperature… and… I am mumbling again, aren’t I?, Ugh. This is so lame. Let’s just go somewhere totally stress-free, okay?”

malleus draconia

Malleus was over the years old, and he knew a thing or two when it came to destressing. However, he was a bit old-fashioned with his pieces of advice. Malleus was always suggesting options that seemed odd and out of place to say. It’s like your grandpa's advice, effective but at the same time not.

Though, he tries to modernize a bit. He consults (aka casually asks) multiple of his retainers to know which of the most modern and accessible ways to get your mind off of the pain you have. Malleus also tries to offer to help you find a way, but his magic seems too weak for it. It was sorrowful to see his sweet briar rose hurt, but he also can’t just tug on your heartstrings like that. So, while you rant to him continuously, he jots down some of your issues and takes notes on what he can do to improve your mood.

Though, with Silver and Sebek’s help (he did try Lilia, but his instinct told him to follow the human advice), he could find an excellent way to destress. He may extend his old-fashioned ways with Sebek and Silver's advice, but it was still modern and comfortable.

Amidst his counseling, he forgot to apply it as you burst at the seams at the Headmaster. While Malleus is very influential, he knows that the headmaster is still his superior in this setting. It was a new look on you, mad and not serene. He was so used to you being calm and level-headed with the crowman with each letdown.

Though, he lets you be. He might interject only when you get out of hand. Malleus wouldn't want you to lose the dorm and access to the college due to one mishap. He allowed you to let your feelings get in the way until he deemed it enough and way too far (which is longer than Crowley wanted). After all that, Malleus would smile at you proudly. He's happy his little human finally got the courage to speak their truth!

“My briar rose. Truly did they get a lot of pressure. There, there. I shall consult once more with the headmaster. Afterward, I wish just to let you unwind, and I have consulted multiple humans to know your practices. This is sure to bring you more ease, briar rose.”

[celestial-heartbeat]

hiii.

so i basically have an exam tomorrow (saturday) AND IM SUPER NERVOUSSS 😭😭😭 i have an est trial (smth similar to the sat but our country changed the system) and i studied but idkk 😭 i’m super nervous. my goal score is 1500+ and i wanna manifest it as well (with my effort) but im doubting my abilities and i feel like it won’t work since last trial i wanted a 1300+ but instead got a 1240 and i was superrr disappointed and let down. im not planning on giving up but can u pls give me advice on how to get rid of these doubts. im literally so scared 😭😭. and especially in the english section. + i wanna enter the void and manifest that it is SUPER easy tomorrow like ill be able to solve even before the time finishes but…. i was never rlly able to enter it.

i’m sorry for this long ass vent and for annoying u + i rlly admire ur page 😫

hi! ok my first advice to you would be to completely disregard the past. it doesn’t matter what scores you got then, because it doesn’t affect your scores now. same goes with your speed and performance on the test. it is irelevant now! secondly, i would suggest that you start looking at this test as the EASIEST thing in the world. the reason why you’re nervous and doubting yourself is because you (1) think that the test is extremely difficult (2) you’re not trusting in your ability to manifest a perfect score. for the latter, i‘d recommend working on self concept and just focus on being calm and relaxed in the state of knowing. knowing is the key! know that you will get an amazing score. know that the test will be easy. know that you are extremely powerful and that you can manifest anything! YOU WILL DO AMAZING !!

(sorry this is so late btw!)

[gnome-of-writing]

Hello! I was wondering if I could get ship 😊

Hi my name is Emma. I am bisexual and my pronouns are she her.

I have shoulder ish platinum blonde hair. I’m 5’8 and I’m on the thicker side

I would say my aesthetic is like grunge or like skater..? But like also dark academia

I am a Scorpio sun, Scorpio rising and a Aries moon. My love language is probably fiscal touch but I also don’t like being touched (ironic ain’t it) (if you get that reference I love you)

I am super stubborn. Im also SUPERRR sarcastic, like every thing I say is sarcastic in someway. I have low key anger issues. But like I’m also super chill and like go with the flow. I play a shit load of video games mainly animal crossing and Minecraft. I also ramble a LOT about stuff I really like, Greek mythology (it’s my favorite thing in the Entire world to talk about) or just like random facts, and and many other things. I also make a ton of like super stupid puns like dad jokes.

I am actually from Russia but I am fluent in English because both of my parents are also fluent in English and I have live in America for most of my life. I am fluent in Russian (obviously) Spanish and French. I can play the bass, guitar, ukulele, drums, and piano. I am also trained in like swords...? Idk how to say it lmao but I can do a bunch of cool tricks ik I’m ✨talented✨ (I swear I’m not a narcissist and his is a joke)

I’m so sorry I told you like my whole life story. And sorry if some of it doesn’t make sense I did not proofread this.

Once again sorry this is so long I got carried away

So, I know by your username that it's quite clear you simp for Dream... but idk 'cause from your description it seems like you'd be a pretty good match with...

Technoblade!

While normally a man of not many words, when you go on engrossed tangents about Greek mythology he will be right there with you.

He likes that you've got training in the use of swords. It makes him feel more comfortable with the fact that he's not always at the cottage. And you could follow along with him on most his adventures if you wanted to with little difficulty too.

Your humor's a good balance to his usually dark jokes. Him, cracking jokes about cracking orphans. You, cracking jokes about cracking the code on why he kills orphans.

Techno isn't a stranger to sarcasm. He uses it quite frequently. Honestly, he'll likely find it funny. Endearing, even.

Also, since you speak spanish, you can tell him where the library is. Nobody told him where it was when he asked. "¡¿Donde esta la biblioteca!?"

Please let your stubbornness not let you go with the flow in a way that betrays him. It'd break his heart. Stand by his side; so few people have.

[rosiesareblu]

May I request a banquet of roses with Potted Plants ^^ (I hope I did that right XD)

My name is Emma my pronouns are she/her I am 19 I have shoulder length black hair and grey blue eyes. I pretty much look like mavis from hotel Transylvania, I am on the thicker side I got dem I’m like not skinny but I’m not plus size I’m just kinda mehhh I am also 5’8

I would say my aesthetic is like alt or dark academia

I am a Scorpio sun, Scorpio rising and a Aries moon. My love language is probably fiscal touch but I also don’t like being touched (ironic ain’t it) (if you get that reference I love you)

I am super stubborn. Im also SUPERRR sarcastic, like every thing I say is sarcastic in someway. I have low key anger issues. But like I’m also super chill and like go with the flow. I play a shit load of video games mainly animal crossing and Minecraft. I also ramble a LOT about stuff I really like, Greek mythology (it’s my favorite thing in the Entire world to talk about) and tinker bell lore (ITS VERY EXTENSIVE) and many other things. I also make a ton of like super stupid puns like dad jokes. And a LOTTTT of sex jokes.

I am actually from Russia but I am fluent in English because both of my parents are also fluent in English and I have live in America for most of my life. I am fluent in Russian (obviously) Spanish and French. I can play the bass, guitar, ukulele, drums, and piano. I am also trained in like swords...? Idk how to say it lmao but I can do a bunch of cool tricks ik I’m ✨talented✨ (I swear I’m not a narcissist and his is a joke)

I’m so sorry I told you like my whole life story. And sorry if some of it doesn’t make sense I did not proofread this.

Once again sorry this is so long I got carried away

🌱 🌹 I match you with Quackity!

 A/n: I don’t mind it being long, this was actually really fun to write! Hope you like it! Thank you for requesting!

I feel like Quackity would definitely love your aesthetic. As your relationship progresses he’ll slowly start dressing the same as you, asking from time to time if what he’s wearing was ok.

He also loves your hair! He likes running his hands through it sometimes when you allow him to.

Surprisingly the two of you don’t argue as often as others would think. Both of you just find sarcasm funny and use it often when you talk.

But when the both of you do argue, it’s a long process of being stubborn and ignoring each other until one of you just decides to talk.

He also plays video games with you, and if you decide to stream, be ready for him to bother you until you agree to stream with him!

He loves listening to you talk about all the things you find interesting, won’t bother searching anything up in the internet because he will ask you about it.

He loves seeing you talk about something you’re passionate about!

When both of you are present in a stream, beware of sex jokes. Badboyhalo loves you both as a couple but he will be so tired of just saying “language” over and over again.

Being fluent in Spanish, he’ll talk to you a lot in that language. When you join him in streaming, he will talk to you in Spanish and joke around because he knows his friends and some people in chat won’t understand.

He will definitely brag about you being talented

“Mi amor can speak so many languages, it’s so cool, chat!”

“She can play so many instruments! Like holy shit, chat, she’s amazing!”

“Chat, listen, listen, she knows how to use a sword in real life, like what? She’s amazing.”

Will make a stream of you teaching him if you’re comfortable!

This boy loves you so much, please let him brag you to chat and his friends! <3

[itspufflehuff]

Hello! I was wondering if I could get ship 😊

Hi my name is Emma. I am bisexual and my pronouns are she her.

I have shoulder ish platinum blonde hair. I’m 5’8 and I’m on the thicker side

I would say my aesthetic is like grunge or like skater..? But like also dark academia

I am a Scorpio sun, Scorpio rising and a Aries moon. My love language is probably fiscal touch but I also don’t like being touched (ironic ain’t it) (if you get that reference I love you)

I am super stubborn. Im also SUPERRR sarcastic, like every thing I say is sarcastic in someway. I have low key anger issues. But like I’m also super chill and like go with the flow. I play a shit load of video games mainly animal crossing and Minecraft. I also ramble a LOT about stuff I really like, Greek mythology (it’s my favorite thing in the Entire world to talk about) or just like random facts, and and many other things. I also make a ton of like super stupid puns like dad jokes.

I am actually from Russia but I am fluent in English because both of my parents are also fluent in English and I have live in America for most of my life. I am fluent in Russian (obviously) Spanish and French. I can play the bass, guitar, ukulele, drums, and piano. I am also trained in like swords...? Idk how to say it lmao but I can do a bunch of cool tricks ik I’m ✨talented✨ (I swear I’m not a narcissist and his is a joke)

I’m so sorry I told you like my whole life story. And sorry if some of it doesn’t make sense I did not proofread this.

Once again sorry this is so long I got carried away

I ship you with MJ!

• You and MJ seemed to be best friends from the start.

• Once you made a comment under your breath hoping no one would hear but MJ did. She laughed and introduced herself. From then on you two became inspeperable.

• A lot of people considered the both of you to be rude, but that was because they didn't understand your personalities. You were a very sarcastic person, even when you were trying not to be, and MJ was blunt, she would say it like it was without a care. 

• You understood each other.

• Not many people understood your jokes either but MJ loves them. It was one of the things she fell in love with first.

• You would spend you hang out sessions enjoying each others company. Most times you would play your video games. MJ wasn't into that very much but she loved being around you, so instead she would pull out her book and kick back while you played.

• If she wasn't reading then she was drawing. She loved to draw portraits of you while you talked. 

• MJ could listen to you go on for hours on end about whatever came into your mind. 

• She also liked to hear you speak other languages. 

• One day she asked you to teach her Russian. You were surprised at her choice of Russian rather than French. Her reasoning was, “French is too lovey dovey. Russian is more badass.”

• When the two of you started dating she did her best to respect your boundaries.

• She knew that you didn't like being touched so instead of reaching out for your hand she would wait for little clues that it was ok to touch you.

• When you inched closer to her she knew it was ok to gently hold your hand or when you were lounging around together you would casually rest your feet on her lap or your head on her shoulder. She knew it would be ok to put her hand on your leg or rest her head on yours when you did that.

• MJ loved whatever sort of contact she could get but never pushed for it.

A/N: I’m hoping that reference was from Tinkerbell 😭 If not I’m sorry but I can only ever read that line in Rosetta’s voice.