#this is such a dumb joke

[connorsnothereeither]

*gestures behind me*

“Yeah over there is actually where Fable SMP used to be before it-“

*turns around to see a Spirit Halloween*

[crossnamara]

everyones theories are wrong, the problematic puppy is ted.

[draw-a-pie]

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Wanna know what's goofy?

The Hebrew word for "body."

[cosmic-muses]

And then she said "I'm kbity?" and kbity'd all over them

[stanfordpinesenbyhusband]

My favorite kind of fisch :]

Pro.ship/com.ship DNI

[fategoflatass]

Often times, it's not even up to debate whose death was more impactul—if Sua's or Ivan's. Most of the fandom will reply that hers, since she and Mizi had required feelings for one another and thus it's a canonical love story that, in a very homophobic way, ends in tragedy.

But I couldn't disagree more.

After all, Sua might've gone with a bang, but Ivan went off with three.

[ramblesbiab]

So that’s what he did on that island.

[precipitationearth]

refrigerator

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

Imagine going blind cus of gods tits

[tamatama-kilo]

homework is home-ophobic istg 🙄

[bluefern7]

What do you call a fake cephalpod?

A mocktopus.

A not-ilus

A cuttle-ish

Just squidding

[novac2281]

As a feminist I shoot every man in a video game in the dick and as a misogynist I shoot every woman in a video game in the boobs. Nonbinary people are not on my radar.......... yet

[falloutgirlboy]

copped the fall out boy mea l💯🔥🔥

[ansu-gurleht]

today my chemistry teacher told me everything is either hasidic or basic. thought that was kind of a rude way to describe the majority of jewish people but okay

[cursedchildofchaos]

You can give Kudos on LinkedIn, why, who's posting fanfics on LinkedIn???