#this is so stupid i made myself cackle with it sjckksmfm

[fruitybashir]

"i couldnt even suck your dick :(" cue jure threatening to choke bojan if he doesn't keep his bedroom talks outside of band areas, but unfortunately that also cues bojan to joke about choking. there will be a small intervention to tell bokris to keep it in their pants and their thoughts in their heads until no one else has to hear them, and a strong plea to please not fuck live on stage

jan jure and nace pull up a whole powerpoint presentation aka "workplace appropriate pda for dummies" including instances from the last few weeks labelled with either "✅️ this was okay" but more often than not with "🚫 this was bordering on sexual harassment towards everyone else in the room with you" and they include a little pop quiz in the end that bojan and kris have to answer like

nace: situation 3: kris is wearing especially form fitting pants today and he is currently bending down to adjust his pedal board. bojan; what is your reaction?

bojan: BUENAS DIAS KRISKO 👋🏻💥🍑

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]