#this is so stupid and embrassing what am I gonna do tomorrow? talk to people not on tumblr?? ew

[dreamyprinx]

y’all aren’t ready for tomorrows (technically todays) post

[bestedoesmeow]

『top gun men: meeting your parents

I enjoyed imagining each of them! hope you enjoy while reading it toooo

ROOSTER

'' I said I needed a week to get prepared and you are telling me they are going to be here tomorrow damn hun.'' kind of freaked out.

He'd so be tense and nervous but whenever you mention it he'll be just laughing ''why would I be nervous I am EXCITED.''

Does my 'stache look 'kay?''

He would greet them with such a stupid nervous smile that your father would have to ask if he was having a stroke or anything.

''No I am not the best at all, sir.' 'Kind of humble behavior he'd show while talking about his flying career.

He would grab a beer for himself and your father later in the night to have some father -in-law-son talk on your porch

Plays the piano right after the dinner to warm up the air.

'' I wish you could stay sir.''

After they leave,he would just throw himself on the couch, letting out a sigh.

'' It wasn't bad at all huh?''

HANGMAN

'' Do I need to tell you how gorgeous you look?'' kisses the back of your mother's hand, making her blush.

'' Which kind of wine should I buy sweetheart?'' kind of relaxed.

He would bake his signature dinner.(probably Fettucine Alfredo lol)

'' You look good pops.''

'' I mean sir, sir.''

'' I am so glad that I've lived enough to know your daughter, sir.”

He'd talk about his most exciting flight to impress your dad.

“ You want me to get you another glass of wine, sir?''

Later in the night your father and he would start to watch some fishing documentary and surprisingly he'd seem to love it a lot.

'' Now i know who y/n got her talents from.''

Would want to learn about your embrassing childhood memories.

When he feels comfortable enough he would just start to talk about his homeland in a very emotional way.

'' I am gonna miss you pops.''

'' I mean sir,sir.''

BOB

'' Oh what if they don't like me?'' kind of anxious.

'' Should we take them to some fancy restaurant you know to not to risk it -

'' What kind of things your dad likes to do I need to do some research.''

He'd be so anxious that he'd even forget to buy most of the things on the shopping list.

'' Okay we need to prepare the dinner so carefully and meticulously.''then breaks a glass right away.

'' Sir,nice to meet you sir.'’

'' Oh i am not really good at those stuff yo-.''

He would hold your hand from under the table to show he feels relaxed.

'' You are flattering me sir.''

'' Should I tell your mom that she looks beautiful?.''

Would choke on his drink too much that your father would have to tap him on the shoulder to comfort him.

'' - Y/n and I have a really great chemistry sir.''Then nervously drinks his water.

You'd end up playing some family board game.

'' I'd like to see you again sir, have a nice night.''

COYOTE

'' I'll be there in a few.'' He'd just show up at the door still in his uniform heavily panting since he didn't quite understand the drill.

'' Hmmm, what's chief's special gonna be tonight?'' 'd still manage to flirt with you even during that hurry.

'' Do you think I can impress your father with my almost death G force experience?''

'' Well your father sounded like a whiskey guy so I didn't buy extra wine.''

'' You look hot maybe we shouldn't open the door you-''

''Welcome feel yourself at home sir,''kind of awkward.

Your father and him'd have what people call ''Bromance'' between.

Your mother would take you somewhere silent to tell you how hOt he was.

I love you pops.''

I love you -sir.''

FANBOY

He'd come home early to help you out.

He'd be quite serious and wouldn't want any distraction while working on his salad.

''No I am not taking it too seriously,i just want them to enjoy the dinner darling.''

PUNCTUAL

He'd be the one to calm you down.

He'd put on your favorite cartoon while waiting for your family to come.

'' Oh it's too good to see you here.''

Actually I made the salad it's quite an unusual recipe Mrs...

PAYBACK

'' YOU NEED SOME HELP THERE HONEYYY?'' He'd yell from your porch while firing up the bbq.

''I don't know who told you to LOOK THIS GORGEOUS, girlie.''

LOUD

Would run around the house trying to find the bbq fan.

Would sing and whistle a lot.

'' You sure your dad loves beef?''

I LOVE YOU BABYYYY, AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BABYYYY.

''You look incredible welcome to our humble mansion sir.'' He'd say before shaking your parents' hands.

'' Your old man doesn't seem to enjoy the beef.''