#this is so funny fren hehehe

[willowser]

I like tech support Touya, who will purposely act confused as to what issue you’re calling him about and make you explain at length what it is you’re having trouble with on your work computer until he finally helps you. You’re to the point of aggravation trying to explain yourself. He knows what’s wrong, he is just bored and a menace.

not him asking, "have you tried turning it off and then back on again" qjfnfiskaklala just to keep you chatting with him he makes me SICK what a brat LOL he IS a menace !!

[silent-raven13]

Billie's new best fren!

Billie isn't fond of Hobie. Nope, the moment she saw him bite her big brother's neck that already gave her the ick. Even before, when she first met him, she didn't like how Miles gave attention and love to his boyfriend. Nope. Nope, she wants all the attention and love, and she's the only one that gives hugs to her big brother.

Now, Billie loves it when her parents aren't around and she's force to be babysat by her brother. Miles never complains about, he loves watching her. The only issues is when Spiderman is needed. Spiderman is a busy guy with huge responsibilities- and guess what! That's Billie's big brother! Yes, Billie's big brother, Miles is the cities' Spiderman! Ever since she can remember Miles had always taken her through the city and Spider Society fighting off bad guys or meeting up with other multiverse Spiderpeople.

Hey, she even have her own watch; it's a pink purple color with a flower spider design on it, and one of Miles' friend, Peter B. Parker gave her a cute pinkish purple Spiderwoman crochet mask. A gift from the lovely MJ, Peter's wife. Not to mention, she gets to play with the other kids Gerald, Jess' kid and Mayday, Peter's kid. They had to build a daycare if a mission is too sever for them to tag along.

Oh yes, that's one of her favorite days, going out to help Spiderman and seeing the universes. Now, her favorite part of the day going into Spider Society is meeting her best fren! Who is her best friend?

Well let's get into it!

Miles in his Spiderman suit had Billie in a baby carrier similar to Peter's but with a nice pouch to fit in baby wipes, an extra diaper and his phone. He jumps on one of the buildings seeing one of the anomaly's hiding in a warehouse. "Looks like we better call for back up, Boo-boo."

"Hehehe," Billie giggles as she had her web shooter toy, multiverse watch on and her mask being ready.

"Hey luv, fancy meeting you here." Hobie appears from behind to hug and kiss his boyfriend.

Billie gasps then scowls, "No!" She aim her web shooter at him almost threatening him. "No, Obie!"

"Billie, don't do that!" Miles' hand made her put her arm down. "He's just saying hello."

"NO!" She scowls.

Hobie took a step back, "Okay. Okay, easy Billie-willie. I'm not touching your brother." His hands up in defense, still having a cocky grin on his face.

Billie set her web shooter down, then looks at her brother, "No, Obie!"

"I know. I know. But he's here to help us fight. By the way, I need to make a call to Miguel." Miles added, using his watch to informed of the anomaly in his world.

Hobie casually rolled his eyes, "Sometimes I wonder if you like his more than me." Being the jealous type, he already didn't like Miguel. That man is too strict, too much of a pain in the ass for Hobie's liking.

"What? He's our boss or leader? He handle this stuff. Don't get upset, mi amor." Miles pouts as he sent out an emergency single. "Besides, you should be worrying about this one not liking you." He lift his chin to his sister's direction.

Billie still glaring at Hobie. "She will love me, after all I'm the love of your life." Hobie chuckles having to give a quick kiss on Miles' cheek.

Miles blushes, "Yet you pick on her."

"NO!" Billie shouted with her hands waving back and forth being mad Hobie got close to her brother.

"Hey guys! What's up!" Gwen and Pav appeared being one of the first ones. "Miguel sent us and Peter out. He's late."

"As always." Miles said holding Billie in his baby carrier.

"Awe, look at her cute mask and" Pav gasps out loud looking at her feet, "her wittle booties! I so want kids when I get married to my beloved Gaytari!" He fantasize being a father with cute kids, especially more when Miles introduce them to his little sister.

"Hehe!" Billie giggles.

Pav playfully do funny faces and tickle her cheek. Billie likes Pav. He doesn't hurt Miles, he's goofy.

Gwen giggles, "Hey, Billie. How's it going?"

"Bueno!" Billies smiles happily at Gwen, she likes Gwen. Gwen doesn't pick on Miles for fun!

Then the portal open having Peter B. Parker with Mayday following along side him wearing a cute Spidergirl outfit. "Okay, May. Remember to stay away from dangerous. Your first task is to climb away from danger and stay close to my sight."

"Okie Dookie, daddy!" Mayday giggles then gasps, "Billie!" She happily skips over to see her cute baby sister. "Hi, Miles." Mayday view Miles as her big brother too.

"May!" Billie giggles at her older sister.

Miles chuckles, "Hey, May. How are you doing?" He squat to her level that way she can hug Billie.

Mayday sniffs Billie, "Good and she smells so good. Baby smell!"

"All baby's smell like that." Peter chuckles, "So what's the plan?"

"I thought Miguel gave you the plan?" Gwen asked.

"Well, you're all adults. I thought you guys can make up one. Who needs that Grumps' plan?" Peter asked out loud.

"Miguel is gonna get mad if we don't follow his plan...." Pav hums, as he squat to play patty cake with Mayday while Billie cheers them on.

"I like that. Let's wing it, eh? Come on, luv. We can do it." Hobie said to his partner with his hand on his shoulder.

Miles rub his chin, "I dunno know..."

"Come on! We can do it!" Peter said out loud. "Besides this is level two anomaly. We just go in and out."

Gwen shrugs, "I guess, but if Miguel come at us. I'ma put the blame on you. Your the oldest!"

"I'm not that old." Peter pouts.

Mayday turns to her dad, "Daddy, you're old!"

Pav burst out laughing. "May, why your mean like your mom?" Peter pouts again.

"Anyway let do this!" Hobie said.

The spider heroes group up, then each one began using their webs to swing to the warehouse. Peter said, "Miles. Hobie, you took east. Gwen and Pav. West. I'll come from the top. Remember stay quiet and hidden."

"Got it!"

This is where it got fun. Miles and Hobie stuck together being on top of the stairs out of the warehouse. Hobie peaks to find the anomaly eating something, being all hunched over. Billie saw a blue butterfly coming out of the warehouse, it landed on her nose. "Ohhhh, linda!" her big round doe like eyes gleaming at how pretty it is.

"It's doing nothing? Is this a level 2?" Hobie whispers turning to his boyfriend.

Miles shrugs, "Miguel sent the scan. We should be careful since Lyla seems to give warning to not upset it."

Hobie rolled his eyes, "It's always Miguel said this and that, luv."

"Hobie, he sent it." Miles side eyes him then place his hands on his hips. "Esta loco?"

Hobie sighs, "Sorry, luv. How about a kiss? Come on, I need to know you love me." He pucker his lips waiting for his boyfriend to kiss him.

Miles blushes, "Hobie, we're on a mission."

Billie felt Hobie's body getting way too close for comfort and it made her more mad that the pretty blue butterfly flew away. "NO!" She shoot her web shooter at Hobie's face.

"Good job, Billie." Miles giggles.

"Hey lovebirds! We're about to move close." Peter call them through their earbuds. "Hobie go in. Pav is already setting up the trap. Gwen and Miles, distract the anomaly."

"What do I do?" Mayday asked as she stood on the roof with her dad being excited to help.

"You stay here and be safe, honey. That's a big job."

"Aweee, you never let me help." She pouts.

"I promise you will but you still need to practice on your web shooting, and powers." Peter kisses his daughter's cheek, "Stay safe, remember." Her dad went in one of the holes of the old warehouse.

Miles and Gwen went inside of the warehouse, they saw Peter on top. "Okay, now." He said through their earbuds.

Within a blink an eye, Billie was already seeing pretty blue blasts. Her big brother being extra carefully because of her. Gwen shouting to give warning. The anomaly is all glitching, with a pretty periwinkle blue and white glow. Billie's eyes noticed blue butterflies around the small anomaly. "Pretty!" She said. Why did the butterfly look so small, too?

"Hobie, now!" Peter uses his web shooters to block the entrance.

The anomaly growls and glitch out sounding so afraid like a frail small animal. Hobie appears using his guitar to wack it. The Gwen uses her web to surround it. The anomaly look so scared, confused that it made Billie upset.

When Miles got close enough to use his lightening on it, Billie started to huff and puff. Big tears forming from her eyes as she saw the tiny anomaly whimpering in fear and pain. "Nononononono!" Billie wiggles having to burst out crying out loud!

"Billie? Wha-what's wrong?" Miles looking concern. "Are you hurt?" He quickly took step back to check on his sister.

"Nonononononono. Malo! Malo her-man-no!" She cries out loud with her hands smacking her brother being upset.

"Qué?" Miles trying to calm her down.

Hobie saw the anomaly quickly uses its blue bean to aim at Miles and Billie. "Miles, look out." He quickly pushes them out of the way. The beam aims from bottom to the top. Hitting the roof!

Mayday shrieks seeing the beam coming through. "MAYDAY!" Peter shouted, seeing his daughter falling into the warehouse.

"I gotchu!" Pav swing by to rescue her, catching her in his arms.

Mayday hugs Pat's neck tightly still feeling her heart pounding. That was too close for comfort. She will listen to her dad next time.

Peter saw the warehouse crumbling, "It's falling! Everyone get out." He swing out with Pav and Mayday.

Gwen quickly got out of window. "MILES! HOBIE! OVER HERE!"

The small anomaly scattered away from an opening getting away. Billie saw this and was proud to save it. "Come on, luv. Let's go!" Hobie carries Miles bridal style having to book it.

The group got out safely. Peter sighing in relief having his baby gurl in his arms, "Oh thank god, you're okay May." He almost fainted with relief.

Gwen crosses her arms, "So? Mission fail?"

"Mission fail." They all agreed.

Miles look at Billie being chipper than before. "What happen with Billie?" Pav asked having his chin resting on Miles' shoulder.

"I dunno know. She was crying and I thought she hurt herself? Maybe- I need to go to med-bay. Maybe she sprain something?" He's voice filled with worried.

Hobie said, "I don't think she's hurt... I think she didn't like what we were doing to the anomaly."

"What?" Miles blink in surprised, then again his little sister is smart like Mayday. They are more aware of things than most kids.

Billie merely glance up at her big brother then giggle. Gwen said, "I mean, that's kinda good? She's aware of emotions, right?"

"And bad, because she can't be in missions like this." Peter added having to hold his daughter in his arms being over protective.

Then their watches beeping from Miguel. Lyla's voice rings their ears, "Miguel wants to see you all!"

"UGHH!" Everyone except Mayday and Billie groaned.

"Yay, uncle Mig!" Mayday giggles.

Billie cheers out loud, "Tio!"

"I thought she would hate Miguel?" Hobie asked.

"No, she actually loves him." Miles casually say. "They're best friends."

Hobie stop following him being surprised, "What?" Almost in shock.

Billie laughs out loud at his expression. "Yeah, her and Miguel are like this." Miles crossed his fingers, "Same way with Mayday and Gerald. Hobie, why you're so surprised? Miguel is great with kids."

"It's just..." Hobie pouts at Billie, "Alright, lil one. I'll be your best friend."

"No!" She pouts. "Tio!" She chanted.

Miles laughs, "Oh now, you want her to like you. Why? Because Miguel?" He always knew Hobie would be jealous some way some how.

They all went to spider headquarters to face their leader.

(Part 2)

[meloncalic]

For the send a character post, either Dark or Murdock please fren?? *puppy dog eyes* 🥺🥺🥺

i have a very funny feeling Dark will be a common one so i'll go with the murder boy heheh

Murdock:

First impression: three words - COOL. ASS. OUTFIT. wasn't even a like oh woah he's hot thing just,, AESTHETIC.

Impression now: well.. you see.. i- lissen.. im a simp. it's thanks in large part to the wonderful writers in this community. i would love to get milkshakes with him (shoutout to the discord server) and do.. other .. things.. with him.. . 👉👈

Favorite moment: the dude has... three lines... in Space... /lh but honestly it's when he's all crouched up near the window fuckin' nerd i love him he's so scrunkly

Idea for a story: ok ok. i'm not a writer,, but!! i have this.. big HC that Murdock is a psychology nerd (serotonin pin??) and i think it'd be really cool to see how he evolved from,, idk "normal" to what he is now and what prompted it,, because he seems like an intelligent dude to me

Unpopular opinion: no so much an unpopular opinion but i almost never see WHY he kills people (aside from Vampire AUs where he just needs to yknow) like.. does he kill assholes like some sort of vigilante type?? does he just kill on a whim?? does he have an MO and what is it??

Favorite relationship: x me. end of story. (i do,, however like Host and him together in a platonic sense,, i feel like they would get along)

Favorite headcanon: kinda already said it but. this dude is a huge nerd. yeah yeah he's a big scary murderer but. NERD and i'm not afraid to say it to his face <33

[buttercupart]

oc rambling: Tahlwynn edition (feat. Tahlia’s little menace brother)

Tahlia has a little brother named Grayson. He’s a good kid but he’s very… protective over his big sister and shows it by being annoying as possible

so when Tahlia first introduces Alwynn (& Azlynn ofc) to the family and he sees how this random girl is giving HIS SISTER heart eyes he’s like Oh no. Oh absolutely not

from there on out, anytime the demon sisters are over, Grayson makes it his personal goal to never ever let Tahlia & Alwynn near each other. No alone time! None of that. Anytime they’re within 3 feet of eachother he’s like “uwu sis can you help me with homework uwu” or something else that distracts her/pulls her attention away from Alwynn

Alwynn starts to catch on to this pretty quickly and as a result she and Grayson start to have a sort of… rivalry. She starts to do things that she Knows will set him off, like sitting super close to Tahlia, always complimenting her, telling her she’s beautiful and wonderful, and borderline flirting to the point that even Tahlia catches on and is like “OH”

where’s Azlynn during all of this? In the corner reading a book while Envitia tells her to die probably. She has trouble picking up on social cues so she just Does Not Notice her sister constantly flirting with a girl on the other side of the room, nor the fact that Grayson wants to personally break her sister’s legs

where’s Aknoia and Lusa during all of this? Peace signing at each other or like, playing Yahtzee. or perhaps eating demon popcorn and watching this shit go down

Also, even Aknoia and Lusa start to get annoyed with Grayson constantly trying to put a wedge between them because like. Aknoia is very aware that Alwynn is a very lonely person even though she tries to put up this cool uncaring attitude sometimes, and she really doesn’t have many people in her life At All and she deserves to Have A Feeling for once, jeez

(sidenote, Aki and Lusa couldn’t see one other at first because neither Alwynn or Tahlia initially mention the fact that they have floating colorful people haunting them. Long story short, eventually they do confide in each other, and then Aknoia and Lusa could communicate, and then Eventually eventually, all four of them can. Like a four-way group call all the time)

okay carrying on, so Alwynn and Tahlia become Close Frens because they have this Very Important Thing they can bond over that no one else understands

(Azlynn is still in the corner. Although she is likely reading a different book by now, she still has not been told about Aknoia or Lusa and vice versa)

Alright and so as they grow closer, Grayson notices and boy, is he unhappy about it. “Don’t you lovingly look at my sister like that when you think shes not paying attention how dare you. who the hell do you think you are”

Eventually he has Enough of watching them lowkey flirt and he goes up to his parents to end this once and for all, and says something like “hey MOM hey DAD, Tahlia and Alwynn are SMOOCH BUDDIES. on the LIPS” and the parents are like “hahhaaaa very funny buddy, this is your sister we’re talking about…. she doesn’t have the charm for that… go run and play” and he’s like “hehehe funnie” ‘cause of the sly dig but then he’s pissed that they didn’t buy it

(you may wonder if her parents are noticing any of this: Yes. yes they 100% do. but Tahlia isn’t out to them yet and they feel like it’s just not their place to confront her about it, so they pretend not to notice and hope that she’ll bring it up when she’s ready)

Also… Tahlia’s a sweetheart through and through, but sometimes she tends to scare people off with her whole gothic lolita vibe going on (she doesn’t wear that @ school obv… not allowed) and as such she only has like a handful of friends. Her parents are aware of this, and are also semi-aware that Alwynn and Azlynn are very isolated and detached from other people, and the majority of people that are in their lives are probably not… great to them

(gathered from the bits and pieces they’ve heard from Alwynn herself and also by just… observing Azlynn. She insists on sitting in the corner alone all day so as to take up as little space as possible and not risk bothering anybody, but they tried to hug her once and she flinched away and… that was really all they needed to see)

but yes anyways. The Vaughns don’t want to ruin their daughters chance of having a friend… a comrade… dare we even say…………… a lover… and so they just Stay Out Of It and wait to see what’ll happen

etc etc, one Sunday evening they’re all together having ice cream or something before her parents bring them back to school for the week, and Alwynn like… gets som on her face or whatever and instead of telling her, Tahlia just… leans in and kisses it off on impulse and you can almost hear everyone at the table just go ???????????????????????????????????????

Grayson goes POSITIVELY hogwild buckwild full-on BANANAS he is SO mad

It finally clicks for Azlynn and shes like “OH you guys like eachother???????”

Lusa and Aknoia are just floating in the background like “dude.”

Tahlia’s parents are trying to keep it cool and not embarrass anyone any further so they laugh it off as just Oh You Wild Kids but yea one of them definitely just lost a bet 

The ride back to the school is Incredibly awkward and they all just sit in flustered/confused/enlightened silence the whole way there while Grayson, who insisted on coming for the ride, stares at Alwynn with enough willpower to bore into her very soul

[justleaf]

For the writer questions:

🎯💔🎢🤭

Love you friend ❤️

Hello dino fren!!! 🦕 Thanks for the lovely ask ❤️

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

Oh I don't think I've gotten any plot prediction comments actually ^^; My lovely commenters are usually to the point.

💔 Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?

The current one that I'm writing. There are a bunch of moments in there where I ceased to function after I'd finished writing because I was so torn up.

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

For some reason Something Soft took some unexpected turns. It's a retirement Rorveth fluff fic but a bunch of things happened. It was pretty funny too, so it's a good ride heheh.

🤭 Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?

Character Death. There's another one that I only used once and it's, "get in loser we're going shopping for porn". I should use it more, it makes me chuckle heheheh.

[assthethiccs]

1. pink!!!! it pretty uwu

2. eat toast!! yummy :p

3.  i was nvr young so no ;)

4. hmmm i leik doin things that make me happi :)

5. sexy ;)

6. eat toast, be frens, n look at boobies :D becauze life has no theoretical meening :3

7. yes, becauze we are best friends!!111!!!11 :DDD

8. i hav seen wat has been n what hasnt, whatt will b n wont b, evewything n nothing, the univewse is meaningless to mee :)

9. i wanna fuk monstews uwu tankfully they exist ;)

10. duh!!!

11. i already hav silly! i look in the mirror all da time :) im v pretty u know ;)

12. it was last nite i remember it cleerly leik all my dreams, you assume too much <3

13. living means nothing if u dont laugh in da face of death ^3

14. i dont, why do u?

15. i would say but she doesnt exist in this time line :(

16. bold of u to assume that i will die, evn bolder to assume i have a set physcal form :) <3

17. pink!!!! well if i had sum that is tweehee

18. noting!! i am perfect uwu n my spellin is normal hehe ur the 1 hoo types wierd

19. i luv ur mom!!! we hav more in comon than u think ;)

20. ur so silly cunnires!!! u always assume so manny thingz 

21. BUGS!!!! all the bugs from where i get my name espesially those funny lil fleshey ones with 2 legs hehehe so silly n small 

this was fun crnunnos u are a very silly friend :) <3333

Bug. May I ask you a question?

yes ;) we r best friends ofc u can!!!

[silent-raven13]

Itty Bitty Morales!

Miles 1610 being dragged by Miles 42 through Spider Society, "Miles, chill! We're gonna get there." Miles 1610 had Billie 1610 in his arms while Miles 42 grab his wrist pulling him away from Hobie 138b and the rest of Spider-band.

Funny part is Hobie 138b quickly follows his Sunflower, "What are you doing, 42?"

"Shut up! Mariana told Miles 43 who told Miles 1019 that told Miles 1015 that Meows brought his sister over!"

Miles 1610 gasps with his eyes gleaming big, "NO WAY! Meows' little sister is here! Why didn't you say so from the beginning, man!" He happily walks faster. "Where are they?"

"Probably in daycare. All the other Miles that haven't met her are going to visit here. Why did you think I come by?" Miles 42 asked Miles then glares at Hobie who's quickly following them.

Billie 1610 giggles, "Because of me?"

"Awe, of course you, Boo-boo!" Miles 42 cooes at her, he tickled her neck hearing her giggles. A big smile on his face.

"Hehehe!" Billie smiles widely.

Miles 1610 said, "I wonder if Meows will let us hold her. I wonder if she's so tiny as he said." He became so excited to meet her.

The small group went saw all the Miles waiting by the daycare, Marian 1022 hushing them. Billie 1613 happily jumps, "Oh, I'm so excited. I can't wait to meet a kitty version of me. I wonder if she'll like me!"

Miles 42 cursed himself, "Damn, we should've arrived early but now, you wanted to date your bum boyfriend!" He whines at Miles 1610.

Miles 1610 holds Billies, "Aye, chill. My boyfriend is not a bum! He lives in a houseboat!" Hobie slouches on his partner with a kiss on the cheek.

"Awe, luv. Defending me from the lil squirt?" Hobie's comment had struck a massive nerve onto Miles 42 that he was about to curse the hell out of him.

The moment he open his mouth Billie 1610 spoke up, "No, fighting!" She pouted with her finger waving at the two, "Bad! I don't like it."

"Awe, look what you did to my baby!" Miles 1610 frowns he kisses Billie's cheek. "So sorry, Billie-boo!"

"Yeah, 42. You got lil bloo all upset." Hobie mocks with a grin on his face.

"Hobie, stop it." His Sunflower hushes him.

Miles 42 scowls, "I would never hurt my baby! Pfft, what do you know? Stupid bum." He crosses his arms going to the group of Miles to go inside the daycare.

"Hey, guys! Just in time! Meows is getting his baby sister." Miles 43 stood along the ground.

Punk Miles 1019 got on his tip toes trying to look through the door, "Ugh, I can't see her!"

"Chill, we still haven't got in yet." Mimi 1015 sighs. She didn't think paperwork would take this long. She holds her baby brother in her arms.

"HI!" Gonzalo waves at Miles 42 and the rest being sleepy. He yawns laying his head on his sister's shoulder.

"Hi-Hi!" Gonzalo 1022 being held by Mariana peak over his sister's shoulder wearing a cute Tuxedo Sam beanie.

"Frens!" Billie 1610 gasps, happily waving at her variants.

"Awe, so cute." Miles 43 took photos, "I am so ready for Bitty Morales!"

Billie 1613 nodded very fast, "Huh uh! Huh uh! Meows Morales is so cute, so she must be adorable! All day I've been thinking about her! I even zoned out when Gabriel was asking me for something."

Miles 42 playfully tickles Gonzalo 1015, "What did he ask?"

Mimi 1015 giggles, "He basically asked her out, but she ignores him being so busy thinking about Bitty. I'm pretty sure Gabriel is crying in his room, eating a tub of ice cream."

"The poor bloke." Hobie chuckles.

Miles 1610 said, "Bae, shh. What if I did that-" Hobie cup his face, "Luv, let's not think of the what if!"

Punk Miles went over to cooe at Billie 1610, "C'mere, baby."

"Oh yay!" Billie reaches out to him for another snuggle from Miles. "Hehehe."

"Why she smells so guud!" Miles 1019 grunts having to sniff Billie's neck, hair and tummy, "Ugh, it's like crack!"

"It's that baby smell." Miles 42 already holding Gonzalo 1015 in his arms having to sniff him and give him kisses. "This Boo-boo is a clean boo-boo!"

"Hehehe, I am, Miles! I am." Gonzalo giggles receiving kisses, "Mimi is the stinky one!"

"How rude, boo-boo!" Mimi pouts. "I shower two times a day!"

"Billie likes to say that to me, too." Miles 1610 laughs, while Hobie wrap his arms around his waist, then he buries his nose into Miles' neck.

"Mmm, you smell wonderful, Sunflower." Hobie purrs.

"Bae!"

Miles 43 snickers, "Ahh, the good ole' couples spunk funk. Its so common for couples to like the smell of each other stink, right Mimi!"

Mimi gasps, "I would never be stinky in front my boyfriend!"

"I heard guys like their girlfriends' armpit smell." Billie 1613 winced in disgust. "Kinda gross."

"Hmm, what about friendship scent? Miguel 970 always love to smell the same way Hobie 138b is doing to Miles 1610."

"There's no such thing as friendship hug like that..." The Miles all through the same.

Billie 1610 nodded, "Oh yeah! Gabriel is the same too. Expect sometimes he wants me to spray my perfume on his clothes."

"Marking her territory???" All Miles thought.

Just when the group huddle, the door to the daycare slide open showing Hobie Pine with a tablet, "Awe, hey Hobie!" The Miles comes at him.

Hobie Pine had a massive cartoon blush across his Spider-man mask, "Wait! Listen to me!" His voice so cute, "You have to sign in to see Bitty! My Meows is with her!" He hold the tablet on top of his head, "Come on, sign in!"

"Okay, cutie." Mimi 1015 giggles having to be the first to sign in.

Everyone sign in going straight int the daycare room. Meows was sitting on the floor having a blanket wrapped around his little sister napping in his arms.

Gabriella, Mayday and Gerald were busy sitting around being awed at how cute the kitten is. "Omg, she's so adorable." Gabriella's eyes turns into hearts.

"Yeah so freakin' cute." Mayday nodded.

Gerald took a photo from his iPad, "Yeah, my mommy wanted to see her too, but I'll take a photo."

"Shh," Meows' voice small, "She's sleeping." His own black tail wags back and forth while his little sister slept away.

Then, there was a massive chatter of Miles plus other guests coming in. Meows jumps being startled. Hobie Pine hushes them, "SHHH! She's sleeping!" He turns to his boyfriend, "Catnip! They sign in!"

Hobie Pine rushes over to sit next to his adorable boyfriend, "She's sleeping still?"

"Mmmhhmm," Meows nodded, slowly rocking his little sister side to side.

"Oh there she is!" Miles 43 pointed out.

The three kids hushes them, "Shh, she's sleeping."

The group went over to look over at Meows holding his baby sister and they all fell in love. Bitty Morales, a tiny kitten with dark brown fur coat with a cute pink bow on her right ear. She snoozes on her brother being in peace.

"Cuteness overlord!" All the Miles thought by how cute and tiny the kitten was.

"Kitty is right. A small wouldn't fit her. She's so small." Mimi awed

"So freakin' cute." Miles 42 gasp.

Miles 1610's cheeks glow with his eyes gleaming so brightly, "She's so small."

"Awe, is it possible to cry over how tiny she is! Look at her wittle shoes!" Punk Miles gawks at the kitten's tiny pink shoes.

Hobie saw the kitten's tail slowly wag, her ear twitching. Billie 1613 gasps, "She's so adorable, Meows."

"She is!" Meows being proud, "My boo-boo!"

"I need photos." Miles 43 taking photos of the kitten from all positions.

Billie 1610's eyes widen, "Kitty!"

"Fren?" Gonzalo asked his sister, Mariana.

"Yeah, she's a fren. She's just sleeping. Meows did you have to miss your mission to get her to sleep?" Mariana asked.

Hobie Pine nodded, "Yeah, she was cranky."

"She didn't sleep last night. I had to help her fall asleep." Meows explained, noticed his sister slowly moving, "Oh she's going to wake up soon. She needs her bottle."

"Oh! Where's her baby bag?" Gabriella asked her friends.

Gerald went to pull it from the side, "Here it is!"

"Oh, a small bottle?" Mayday went into the bag to pull out a bottle of with dry formula, "Ohh, where's the water?"

"Right here." Gabriella found the bottle of water, "We gots to mix it."

"Let me help!" Hobie Pine went over to help the kids make the bottle of formula.

Miles 1610 sat on his knees being close to Meows, "So you mami named her Bitty because she's so small."

"Huh uh, that's why I call her, Itty Bitty. She's so tiny and adorable, but be careful she got claws." Meows warns them.

Miles 43 giggles, "I mean she's your sister so the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree."

"Oh yeah, I'm surprised she's not blowing the place up." Miles 42 added.

Hobie chuckles, "The lass will learn in the future."

Then the group heard a small mew sound, they all paid attention to Bitty. Then their expression turns to a massive AWE, Bitty finally open her eyes. Big beautiful chocolate brown eyes like tiger's eye gems, and a cute small pink nose. She shyly looks at the group staring at her with a small, "Mew."

"AAAAWWWWEEEEE!" The group went feral by cuteness overlord.

Hobie nodded, "Lovely little one."

"FREN!" Billie 1610 gasps.

"She's awake! Yay!" Gabriella's eyes widen with so much love, "Look, Bitty. We got your bottle ready."

Meows let his sister sit up seeing the toddler wanting to move around after her nap. She cutely wore a pink dress with frills, and uses her claws to scratch her left ear. Her mouth is hidden so well she looks like she only has her big eyes.

"Ohhh, so cute!" Mimi said.

"Freakin' adorable." Miles 42 had to tickle her little neck.

Hobie Pine stops him, "Wait, she needs her bottle!" He went over to Bitty who stares at him without a word.

"Hi, Bitty. I'm Billie." Miles 1019 set the three year old down to meet the same as the other Miles did with Gonzalos.

"Yeah, I'm Gonzalo!"

"Me too!"

Bitty took her bottle from Hobie Pine without a word, while she drinks it. Her adorable eyes sparkles at the Miles winning their hearts. "Meow." She purrs."

"KYAAA!" The Miles were in love.

Meows only stood being confused, "Do I act like that?" Hobie Pine hugs him.

"Huh, Catnip." He nuzzle his boyfriend.

Billie saw Bitty got on her two feet to interact with all of her variants. "Hehehe, tickles." Billie 1610 said having to pat her tiny back.

"Careful you three, she's still a baby." Marianan said to them.

"Okay, Mari." The three toddlers nodded.

Then Bitty went over to Miles 1610's lap, being please by his warmth she snuggles against him. Her little tail wags back and forth as she looks in Miles' eyes. "Awe, you're so cute, Bitty! Can I keep?" Miles snuggles against her having his cheeks rubbing against her.

"Mew!" Her eyes gleams being cute. Ah, yes. She's getting her allies by her side. All the Meows and Miles will be by her side.

"Awe, let me hold her! I need to hold her!" Miles 43 sat down.

"No, me!" Punk Miles said.

Billie 1613 sat next to Miles 1610 to watch Bitty, "She's so popular, now."

"She is a cute kitten." Hobie cuddles with his Sunflower. "Right, luv?"

"She's adorable, bae!" Miles eyes being so teary from cuteness overlord.

Little Bitty made her way being snuggled by all the Miles. Mimi smelled like cotton candy dreams. Miles 43 smells like black pepper with forest. Miles 42 a masculine cologne. Punk Miles had a unique scent that reminded her of Uncle heron's vinyl collection. Then being around her variants, they played ball.

Gabriella's eyes as stars, "Miles, Bitty is so cute right."

"Yeah, she is."

Meows sat down making sure his sister is enjoying herself. "Itty Bitty, you having fun?"

"Huh uh!" Bitty finished her bottle tossing to floor to play. "Play with me, hermano!"

"Okay!" Meows smiles happily to play with his sister.

"She has such a small voice." Mariana giggles with Punk Miles.

"Yeah, so damn cute." Punk Miles said.

Lupe came by to check out the news from Bille 1613's message. "Wow, look at you guys. Bitty is winning ya'll hearts." She giggles.

"Lupe! Lupe! Bitty is so adorable! If I ask papá for a baby sister, will he give me one!" She asked the Spider-woman in front of her.

"I dunno, you have to ask him." Lupe giggles.

"Ask me, what?" Miguel 928 came by to visit his daughter. He saw Bitty playing with all the Miles. "Oh, Bitty is here."

"Yup, they are in love with her." Lupe giggles.

"Papá! Papá! Can you get me a baby sister?" Gabriella quickly asked him.

Miguel almost spit out his own salvia being too in shock. Lupe burst out laughing. "Mi niña... it's not possibly with just me!"

"Oh, Lupe can help get you one! I heard only girls can have babies." Gabriella said out loud.

Lupe choked up on her own air, "Gabi, me and you dad are friends."

"Don't be friends! I want a baby sister. I'ma ask Jess or-Or Mayday's mom."

"They are both married women." Lupe said.

"Then you give me a baby sister!" She puff her cheeks being mad.

Miguel stood with a sighs, "Gabi, what about a dog?"

"No, I want a baby sister!" Gabriella fuming.

Lupe said, "How about we play with Bitty! She must be so lonely. Come. Come." She became nervous as hell. Having to take Gabriella to play with Bitty.

The cute kitten lay on Miles 42's lap giving a soft purring sound. "So kawaii." He said.

"Hahaha, weed." Miles 43 giggles.

"Oh hush, you're just mad because she likes me more." Miles 42 huffs.

Meows lay on Hobie's lap while Hobie Pine sits on Miles 1610's lap, "I'm sleepy!" Hobie Pine commented.

"Yeah, raising a kitten is no joke." Meows yawns.

"That's how it be." Miles giggles, "You guys should rest. We'll watch over her."

The two fell asleep next to each other. Hobie chuckles, "I wonder if we'll be like this?"

"What do you mean?"

"You know, raising kids." Hobie commented.

Miles blinks at his boyfriend, "Bae, I'm surprised. Baby fever much."

"Baby fever is on my mind when I'm next to you." Hobie kisses his cheek.

"Ugh, so cheesy." Miles snorted then their eyes look down at Meows' tail wrapping around Hobie Pine's waist as they cuddle together.