#this is so funny cuz wasnt he in the business and economics club in hs

[000-pawz]

thinking about how jaehyun is the type to argue in passive aggressive corporate language when you guys are going through a disagreement to avoid big fights like he's so unserious

"as per my previous text, i notified you of the fact that i will be out late tonight as i have important business to tend to at the company. i apologize if my message got lost in translation. following this event, i will be assured to apprise you of any changes in my schedule beforehand. best regards, your boo bear myungjae."

"good evening, my love. i was informed of the fact that you are bringing food after the commencement of your work day, but i have already placed an order from a separate location. if it is in your scope, do you mind donating the food to the upper dorm upon arrival, or shall we assess other ways to go about this miscommunication?"

"regarding the events that took place earlier this afternoon, i can assure you that i did not look at that woman with any malicious intent. in relation to this, i observed that you are dismayed with my actions and are giving me the "silent treatment". if you are set in your views, i completely understand and am willing to set up a time where we can discuss this further. i love you baby im sorry plz call me back"