#this is silly but i love the idea of robin being unknowingly insanely hot and steve attracting lesbians into his orbit left and right

[unclewaynemunson]

At some point, Steve stops flirting with literally every random girl coming into Family Video and starts to develop an oddly specific type: girls who seem to be more into Robin than into him. It's not something he does deliberately, but every time he tries to ask a girl out, she'll be staring over his shoulder to where Robin is clumsily stumbling around in an aisle with a way too big pile of tapes in her arms, or when he asks for a number the girl in question won't even hear him because she's too distracted by Robin standing behind him on her tiptoes stretching to put some tapes back on the highest shelf. Robin never notices - she's completely oblivious to the very idea of anyone ever being into her - but Steve does. So he stops trying to get with those girls and instead starts asking them out on Robin's behalf. He never strikes out again.