#this is probably end game of the au when things are BAAAD

[esprei]

wip of a dark volo (for those who might remember him)

[smokingtomas]

53 and/or 64 for angst/fluff prompt, please! From Souma's POV if possible :)

Of course! These are from Akai Ito universe and hope you like it!

53. “Who cares about what they think?”

Nakiri Erina came home that night, slamming the door of their penthouse with an expression as if she had a sour patch in her mouth.

“What now? Did a waiter break your crystal glass again?” Sōma, who got home an hour earlier, got a chance to sloth around on the couch with TV remote on his hand.

“Worse.” She threw her purse this time, “Apparently some low class commoner who does not understand good food gave Exposé a bad review in this website called Help.”

“You mean Yelp?”

“Ugh, whatever that is.”

He chuckled and sat up, took an interest to what could be an unpopular opinion, “Well, what did the guy said?”

Erina pulled out her phone, “It says “If you’re going to Exposé 2.0, do not order the Pates au Fruits de Mer as it is where hope goes to die. Nakiri Erina comes to expedite every service, and her beauty can’t even mend how objectively terrible that is.””

When Sōma saw her features turn positively crimson, he knew she could throw that new iPhone X anytime she wanted, so while approaching her slowly, he attempted on comforting, “Uh… okay. At least that guy thought you were cute?”

And he was on point- it almost flew out if he wasn’t there to grip her wrist, “Is that what you want in a restaurant? Where people eat because the owner slash head chef is cute?!”

“It is known as  a bonus point when you dine at Exposé, eh?”

At the same time she managed to escape his hold, she groaned as she fled away, “Ugh, you just can’t seem to read an unlaughable situation, can you?!”

Damn, why did she decide to work out.

“Aight, aight, hey!” Sōma caught up to her and took a hold of her hand. “Y’know you can’t be mad at me. I didn’t write that review.”

“That is true but could you just go on one damned second not to make infuriating jokes and be your infuriating self and–”

At this state, where her lips seemed to move faster than words that came out of her mouth with her eyes widened, face burning, and hands on her hair, he knew better than to keep being his unserious, teasing self.

So he cupped her face and forced their eyes to meet, “Oi, oi, Nakiri. Look at me.”

Her face was tensed, but when he gestured her to take a deep breath, her breathing finally mimicked his steady ones a few seconds later.

And that was where he pulled her into his embrace. She didn’t fight back to Sōma’s favor, so when he felt her resting her head on his chest, he continuously strokes her honey blonde hair.

“Feelin’ better already?”

“N-No…”

He knew she lied, but he also knew that thing was still floating on her thoughts. “Look, that site is where people can freely express their opinions on something. Besides, everyone’s palette is different. Some like it softer, some like it harder, some like it saltier, some like it sweeter. Y’know the drill.”

She stood still, hands still clutched on Sōma’s black t-shirt.

“And let’s be real, how can you compare one bad review from a random dude on Yelp with Michelin’s restaurant of the year title, eh? Who would give a shit about what a guy think compared to that?”

Erina finally pulled away. Hair still disheveled, though no longer frantic. She tried to wipe her face and Sōma helped her tuck her strands of blonde hair behind her ear.

“So I can actually make you feel better, right?” He said smugly.

But when all Erina gestured is a simple shrug, he raised an eyebrow before suddenly lift her off the floor and carry her on his shoulder.

“H-Hey! What the hell are you doing, Yukihira?!” She yells as he made their way towards the master bedroom.

“Since words never work out, guess I’d have to physically make you feel better.”

“B-But–”

“What? You’re saying no?”

He smirked when she doesn’t remark. Hopefully they wouldn’t be late for work tomorrow.

64. “What happened back there?”

“Thanks for taking me out to The Ledbury for my birthday dinner, Yukihira-kun.” She drapes her arm on his neck in front of the door at their London penthouse, “And thanks again for ordering that extra rosé on the side. That was the best one I’ve ever had~”

God, he loves it when she gets really amorous when she’s tipsy.

“No biggies. Just glad you’re having fun. Well, probably too much fun.” He remarks as he supports her back that he swears can collapse anytime.

“Hmm… so what? It’s my birthday. Am I not allowed to drink? Have I been baaad?”

Alright. Even Sōma knows she would never ever said that soberly. And in any other circumstances, he would gladly follow her letting loose game of Wasted Nakiri, but he knows this isn’t the right time.

“Geez, Nakiri. You’re drunker than I think you are. Let’s get ya something for that ‘kay?”

“It’s partly your fault for not wanting to finish that rosé, you know.”

“Uh… I was supposed to drive?”

“We can always get an Uber, you stupid redhead!” She giggles excitedly, ending it with a hiccup. “God, you look cute tonight.”

“Yeah? I tried, but I will be even cuter when you see this last gift I had inside our–”

His sentence is cut short with Erina smashing her lips to his, making him taking in that exquisite rosé aftertaste with her natural scent of vanilla. Her kiss is rushed, messy, and it clearly says she would take him right there right now with the way his back is crashed against the door.

But with Sōma struggling to keep his eyes open between her hypnotizing kisses, he knows he can’t get carried away with how fast Erina has managed to slide his coat off of him and how her tongue basically got stuck on his throat. And God knows what kind of mess she made out of the buttons of his shirt when Sōma finally swings open their penthouse and switches the lights on.

Though Sōma expected what they will encounter inside their home, the look on Erina’s face sure is priceless when she finds their apartment swarmed with everyone she knows from Totsuki, but with more silence than a graveyard.

She’s a deer in the headlights and she knows that by how their faces gape with eyes looking directly at the previously heavily snogging couple. Saying that moment is superbly awkward would be a total understatement, especially with Dojima Gin, Senzaemon Nakiri, and Yukihira Joichiro all bewildered in the back.

Sōma glances to her and he finds her face so red he swears it could caught fire. It seems like she’s unaware of the fact that her hands are still all over him and that she’s completely frozen– no, it doesn’t help when they spot Megumi and Takumi deliberately covering their 2-year-old son’s eyes.

The audience are looking frantically at each other, but Ryoko in the middle takes an action and hesitantly raises her voice.

“Ha…Happy birthday, Nakiri-chan!”

They’re glancing around some more, before shortly (and awkwardly) echo similar things and letting that cringe-worthy moment passed with some laughs as Isshiki brings out a 3 tiered cake to the center.

After Sōma helps Erina with some coffee and let themselves mingle with the people for quite some time, he approaches her again when he’s certain that tipsiness in her is completely gone.

“So… what happened back there was fun, eh? Wanna continue?”

“S-Shut up!”

[pumpkin-lith]

*is also greedy* Paws/Fang with the even numbers (you choose whether you want to do canonverse or f&t au

Fang belongs to @marloviandevil​ I hope I do him justice. The F&T AU is the wonderful sandbox @kristsune​ and @thebisexualmandalorian​ shared with us, also known as the Happy AU with ALL THE OCs. Modern setting :)

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?

Thanks to the obvious size difference, both in height and broadness, Paws is the big spoon.

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

Morning kisses on the mouth or forehead, it’s Paws. Kisses… elsewhere, it’s Fang.

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? 

Mmh, I think Paws keeps the deep emotional thoughts for the late evenings or early mornings, when he can actually think on them. Strangely, for Fang, I… don’t know. Ask @marloviandevil​ !

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?

Canonverse, it’s either lower blacks or at best sweatpants, because they can be woken at any time for emergencies. F&T AU… well, Paws sleeps in his underwear. Fang crawls naked under the covers and snuggles for warmth.

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour?

Paws likes sweet&sour, mixed :) Fang likes spicy.

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?

Paws is the tolest. Both verse. Fang is average-to-tall but, once you put them side by side… Don’t call Fang smol, though. Baaad idea.

14. Who kills the spiders?

Nobody kills the spiders. Paws shoos them outside. Fang glares at them until they leave his sight. (Unless it’s canonverse and the spiders are hostile, three meters long and tall aliens. Then both kill the spiders. With prejudice)

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?

Nope, not scared of thunderstorms. F&T AU, they are the perfect excuse to stay cuddled up inside, though.

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?

Modernverse, cat person, both of them. They have four-and-a-half cats (because we’re silly like that, first cat was named Wolffe, stray ‘half’ ginger cat Fox turned out to be a she and left them with kitties Boost, Sinker and Comet

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?

In terms of personnality, no one. They are equals, and there certainly isn’t any cliché uke/seme theme here. Fang can turn quite needy once he’s turned on, though, mostly because Paws is a tease. Needy AND Bossy. 

22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day?

I… don’t think they care much for the holiday, they celebrate important dates rather than a commercial one. But they are both utter saps so who knows. 

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? 

Paws can be quiet, but don’t get him started on subjects he is passionate about, he will not stop. Fang does it just to hear him talk. 

26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?

F&T verse, Paws is the most healthy person to ever health. Both know how to cook and cook well, but Fang will defend his special-days junk food. Or guilty pleasures like the pastries his aunt’s husband made.  

28. Who is the book worm?

F&T’s Paws was born because I wanted teacher!Paws for purely self-indulgent reasons. So, there is definitely a glasses-wearing Paws buried in a book. Canonverse, they both get lost researching medical infos on datapads for hours on end. 

30. Who likes long walks on the beach?

Both. Especially long walks on the beach with each other. Saps, the both of them. Fang kidnaps Paws for a deserved vacation at the beach each year after school ends.

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?

They both talk easily, and suprisingly deep conversation creeps on them when they don’t expect it

34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?

Fang’s awesome, teasing aunt bought them the shirts. Fang’s says “If lost, return to my tall, hot husband” and Paws’ has the “I am tall and hot husband”. They actually wore them once or twice.

36. Who is the social media addict?

Fang. Addict is maybe a strong word, but he definitely is on social medias. Way more than Paws.

38. Who likes to star gaze?

*sing songs* Saaaaps. Both of them, next to each other. In canonverse, though, probably not. Not a lot interest in stars when you know most of them are systems at war.

40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?

They motherhen the Pack in canonverse. Paws is the responsible-and-kind parent. Fang is the parent-you-don’t-piss-off but will also have the wild ideas. Just… don’t be idiots with them, or you won’t like the consequences.

42. Who is the neat freak?

Paws is a bit of a cleaning freak, in both verse, but Fang is very very organised. 

44. Who is active/ Who is lazy?

F&T’s Paws is that awful, awful person that gets up naturally early, goes for a jog, gets back for a shower and healthy™ breakfast while Fang is still grumbling over his coffee, walks/bikes to school, gets back, goes swimming/running/training, comes back with a spring in his step. By then, Fang has to sit on him to make him stay still.They both enjoy lazy days, though.

46. Who has the longer food order?

They… they both eat a lot. On the rare times they go for take out, they order a ton of things and share everything. They’ll do the full starters-entrees-desserts at a restaurant and probably still eat tea with biscuits once at home.

48. Who loses stuff?

I don’t think they lose stuff. Too organized. Except for Fang’s pencils, they somehow always disappear, but that’s the curse of pencils.

50. Who is the hopeless romantic? 

SAPS. BOTH of them. SAPS. 

For this OTP game