#this is only if you were a product of beetlebabes lmao

[acabspocky]

Beej would absolutely be that dad who definitely can't help you do your homework but can (and will) take the time to explain it to you in a way that you understand better than your teacher did

He cannot will not write out math problems, but he'll explain how multiplication actually works with a dozen spiders and some beetlejuicin'

Does he know what Newtons Laws are verbatim? No

Will he take you outside and break down each law individually using his own head? Yes

Do you get straight A's at Ms. Shapen's school? No

Do you maintain a 3.0 GPA? Yes