#this is one of my favorite bits of ceelie lore lol

[gointothevvater]

We all know Glasgow Grin, right? The song Nathan wrote about the time he hooked up with St. Cecilia and she couldn't fit her mouth around his shoe-sized dick? This is how it happened:

Nathan is miserable sitting at the bar at some fancy industry party. It's singers-only, so he doesn't even have the boys along for company.

And then comes St. Cecilia, asking why he looks so down at such a nice party.

He says he hates these. He asks how she can be so happy here.

She says that she was born and bred for parties like this. Then she jokes that if her mother wasn't such a stick in the mud, she'd bet she was conceived at such a party.

Their eyes meet, then we hard cut to them banging in the coat room 🤭