#this is on michaels phone btw he stole it

[rad1o-w4ves]

i redrew my phone lock screen, 10 month difference :D[new one on the left] also sorry i haven’t posted in a bit a lot of stuff happened in like a week and i havent had a ton of ideas lol

also this is the canon design[well at least based off of the canon design] and not my animatronics designs, but there is a Springtrap design in my style :D

[iwashie]

𝘽𝙇𝙇𝙆 𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 like 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣

📌, isagi yoichi,  michael kaiser, oliver aiku, bachira meguru, karasu tabito, mikage reo

ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ warnings- some of the boys I think wouldn't mind liking/dating an older woman, about 2/3 years older. (I'm older than most of them, so I needed to do that. I'm 9teen btw)

૮₍˶• . • ⑅₎ა isagi yoichi.

You were the assistant at the football club, a year older when he started high school. It was love at first sight, he couldn't look away when you were helping them, handing out towels, water bottles, explaining a few things about their performance on the field. He confessed when he was about to enter Blue Lock, you thought it was a joke, but the way his eyes sparkled with determination and the tips of his ears burned in a bright red made you believe him, still surprised that someone younger liked you. "please wait for me" he said, holding your hand, "I'll wait so you better be number one!" you said smiling and he couldn't be happier. On the day of entering Blue Lock you two made a pinky promise and kissed it, sealing the promise. You're still waiting for him.

૮₍˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶₎ა bachira meguru.

you helped his mom on exhibition days and he liked you as soon as you two met. he made sure to be around, making you laugh and telling you about his mom, you two soon got along and he wasn't sad that you were two years older, he could make the convenience store aunts fall in love with a smile from him, so he would spare no effort to win you over, with the support of his mother, of course. "we're rooting for you" you said the day he'd walk into Blue Lock, "I know, you're the best" he said hugging you and his mother, before he walked in you kissed his forehead, wishing him all the luck in the world. You both watch bllk tv and don't lose a game, always yelling his name when he scores a goal.

૮₍´˶• ᴥ •˶`₎ა mikage reo.

He always thought older women were cool and when you walked past him, laden with books, the uniform indicating you were older, he was charmed. Football and you were all that came out of his mouth, poor nagi couldn't take it anymore. When he took courage to confess, you said you didn't have time for relationships, your future was more important and it didn't matter how much money he had. The boy fell in love even more and with a lot of patience and determination he made a space for him in your heart. The day he entered Blue Lock, you texted that your life wouldn't stop for anyone so he had better strive to fulfill his dream- you'd be rooting for him-, the boy couldn't have fallen in love with someone better. Even though you said you wouldn't wait for anyone, you always found time to watch him play in Blue Lock.

૮ • ﻌ - ა karasu tabito.

You're friends with his older sister and he's always thought you were cool, molding his ideal type based on you. When he entered high school, he confessed, getting a "you're too young" from you, but he didn't give up, he would make you like him. When he got the letter to enter Blue Lock you were his biggest support, making him fall in love even more. Before he got into Blue Lock, you were starting college and said to him "I'm going ahead, but I'll wait for you, so you better be the best and come looking for me." The boy couldn't have a better motivation, before entering, he stole a kiss from him, saying he was going to be lucky. He still doesn't know that you root for him, watching every game with his family, still waiting for him to leave.

૮₍｡ •᎔• ｡₎ა michael kaiser.

You're the same age and while he was on the field playing you were there as an intern. He declared himself your boyfriend in an interview before going to Blue Lock, he stated that the next time you met on the field, he would ask you to marry him. You somehow couldn't get the German away, so you accepted it, trying your hardest in college to see him again in the field. You two talked on the phone while he was in Blue Lock, you were about to finish college and watched every game, cheering him on, always texting him before every game. Nothing got Kaiser more excited than knowing that his future wife would be watching him play and interview him after games.

૮・ﻌ・ა oliver aiku.

This man has no preferences, can be young or old, he will accept. He thought he was shameless, until he met you. He's been stood up after the two women found out he was with both of them, you seeing him sitting alone didn't think twice and sat with him, ignoring his surprised face and made the order to the waiter, forcing him to accept the 'date' with you. You asked him a few questions to get to know him better, you both are the same age, and when he asked why you were doing that, you answered "free food" and winked at him, he couldn't believe the audacity of the woman sitting in front of him, but he liked you. At the end of the 'date' he told you why he got stood up and you laughed out loud, saying "I make you better or make you worse" and asked for his phone number. there was something about you that attracted him, and before going back to Blue Lock you two hooked up a few times. Back in Blue Lock, he could only think of when he could meet you again, totally in love. You would watch the bllk tv to understand better what he did and root for him.

[sanaexus]

social's as kaiser's girlfriend

-liked by alexis.ness, isaichii and 124.5k others

yourusername: wow omgomg THE micheal kaiser is my gf?!?!?!

tagged: mikka.kaiser

eita.otoya: not only did you call him your gf yoi spetl his name wrong too lol ↳yoursername: BOY STFU IT WAS AUTOCORRECT ↳mikka.kaiser: wow ↳rin.itoshi: you* spelt* ↳karasu_tabito: from the "world's best striker" to "world's best typo police" such an upgrade ↳mikka.kaiser: TFYM I'M THE BEST?? ↳isaichii: ain't no way ↳mikka.kaiser: kys this message was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳isaichii: bitch square up i'll fight you this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳mikka.kaiser: fuck yourself this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳isaichii: nah but i fuck your mom this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳yourusername: THAT'S SO RUDE?? BOY STFU BFR I PULL UP AND GYN DOWN YOUR HOUSE ↳mikka.kaiser: who the FUCK KEEPS REMOVING MY MESSAGES ↳oliver.aiku: what the fuck there's a limit to reporting people each day?? ↳isaichii: IT WAS YOU??? ↳oliver.aiku: i'm js a bit silly 🎀💅

megubachi: *gasp* KAISER NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE (NOT CLICKBAIT GONE WRONG 🙀😱💯) ↳yourusername: he's a lil baby 🥺 ↳kuniisuke: if the baby was 6'0 and was a sweaty man who kicked balls around and also was kinda sorta violent ↳hiyori: JUST SAY HE PLAYED SOCCER ↳mikka.kaiser: I PLAY FOOTBALL . FOOT AND BALL. ↳shiidoryu: i can use my foot on your balls ↳sae_itoshi: who let bro cook ↳user1: HELLO?? IS SAE FINALLY GENZ-ING???

mikka.kaiser: you're so cute ↳yourusername: have i told you how perfect you are? ↳mikka.kaiser: a couple hundred times but you can go on and say it again ↳reo.miikage: oh god please don't increase his already over inflated ego ↳yourusername: didn't you have to have like a big ego to play football idk that's what that creepy tall skinny bowlcut man said think his name was jintopi or something ↳chigi.who: bro just called noel noa's rival jintopi ↳kenyu.yukimiya: ego jinpachi* close enough ↳ego.jinpachi: fuck off ↳nagi.seishiro: is he noel noa's rival or is noel noa his rival? ↳nikkoki: is he ego jinpachi because he's noel noa's rival or is he noel noa's rival because he's ego jinpachi

-liked by reo.miikage, sae_itoshi and 168.3k others

mikka.kaiser: i am gau

tagged: yourusername

julian.loki: that caption was not from michael that was y/n stealing his phone ↳yourusername: BOO HOO PARTY POOPER YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND THEN I GAVE YOU ROBUX TOO?? LIKE ↳julian.loki: you gotta do what you gotta do for robux mate ↳yourusername: aren't you like rich as fuck? ↳julian.loki: yes and? ↳megubachi: CAN YOU GUYS STOP USING ARI LYRICS BC APPARENTLY ITS WEIRD FOR ME TO CONTINUE THE LYRICS BUT THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE NOT CONTINUE THEM?!?1?11 ↳chigi.who: bro had no problems so he made up his own problems

mikka.kaiser: so this was the important reason you need my phone for? ↳yourusername: i'm sorry :( ↳mikka.kaiser: cuddles can make up for it btw ↳yourusername: i'm coming ↳itoshi_sae: ON DEEZ NUTS ↳shoei_barou: what the fuck happened to him?

oliver.aiku: we got sae genz-ing and using deez nuts joke bfr gta 6 ↳yourusername: that was me i stole his phone for "important" reasons ↳nikkoki: y/n stealing everyone's phone to do the most random shi is my roman empire fr ↳yourusername: im js a girl

itoshi_sae: y/n you better fucking run. and run fast. ↳yourusername: i have balls of steel i'm not scared 😎 ↳rin.itoshi: sure you aren't ↳yourusername: rin in his mean girl asshole era 🎀💅😝 ↳isaichii: bro has been in his mean girl asshole era since forever

-liked by julian.loki, nagi.seishiro and 125.8k others

yourusername: mihya in his green flag era?

tagged: mikka.kaiser

reo.miikage: blink twice if you're being held at gun point to say that ↳yourusername: no bc he's a lil cutie patootie to me 🥺 ↳user3: y/n really said "i can change him" and fr changed him ↳yourusername: professional manifester btw

alexis.ness: picture credits for the second picture?? i nearly died bc that man was too busy admiring you?? ↳yourusername: bro i just wanted to see where my fry fell ↳alexis.ness: my fries* not only did you lose my fry you made me nearly lose my life too ↳yourusername: mb bro

shiidoryu: @/rin.itoshi @/itoshi_sae why don't you two look at me like that 💔💔 ↳rin.itoshi: fuck off i'd rather suck isagi's dick ↳isaichii: come over bae 🥰 ↳rin.itoshi: fuck off ↳itoshi_sae: go bother rin he's in your team anw ↳rin.itoshi: correction he's in my team i'm not in his team

mikka.kaiser: pretty ↳yourusername: you're prettier ↳mikka.kaiser: no you ↳kuniisuke: let me be single in peace the fuck? ↳chigi.who: you have have me ↳kuniisuke: 🎀🎀

megubachi: kunigami using emojis 🙀🙀

isaichii: honestly i didn't even know kaiser could tie laces, i thought ness js did it for him ↳yourusername: funfact most of the time i tie his laces or he wears shoes ↳mikka.kaiser: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET?? BYE ↳mikka.kaiser: 💔💔

I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO REO FIRST ND CHIGIRI FIRST BUT DON'T BLAME ME

hope the kaiser simps enjoyed stay strong yall

[shallowrambles]

"Dean's 'you're dead to me' comes out of nowhere!"

HUH?

It...doesn't...come out of nowhere. It's harsh, but take a GIANT step back and really LOOK at it.

THE only guy in the family who can;

(A) see and judge the state of souls and

(B) tolerate anything close to "angel strength"

doesn't show up for family game night but chooses instead to go off on a quest he doesn't tell you about. Later, he calls you on the phone and implies that the kid shouldn't have been left alone with other family members: "They're together? Alone?"

That's a grotesque miscommunication of the danger at hand. Now, Cas was scared, and he apologized, that's true. But by his own admission, as usual, he waited until it was too late.

This tendency is intrinsic to his personality even before the complex, interpersonal stressors throughout the series.

Cas has always tried to handle things alone. It's allllmoooost sweet. His intentions are usually good. He tries to spare everyone their burdens rather than shoulder them together. That's one reason we love him.

But, inevitably, it gets bad, and he goes for help once the situation has ballooned.

In practice, it's the withholding of important info in his relationships. If there's a partnership, it's not being present in a partnership. (And again, it's not his fault exactly, but Cas wasn't there at their time of need. Some bad stuff went down with Nick, but Cas did leave at a time that Jack was incredibly volatile--a time when his expertise would've undoubtedly helped.)

To Cas, maybe the danger seemed obvious. But not only did he not communicate this, he sent Dean off alone with said kid to talk to Donatello.

Dean was not equipped to handle a soulless being of unimagineable power. He's not equipped to judge the stability of a soulless being. (He might as well play eeny-meeny-miny-mo.)

Hell, soulless!Sam almost got him killed back in the day. Those are some pretty traumatic memories to revisit, on top of Dean's recent Michael trauma.

Now, do I think Dean would have necessarily listened about the snake? Maybe not at first. Denial is a strong force. But I'm saying that anyone might behave weirdly or explode when faced with that information IN the moment of peril. It's hard to act rationally when you dread the possibility of your parent being dead and your kid being (symbolically) dead/gone.

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TLDR; I'm team "let Cas be responsible for his actions and lack of communication."

Sam and Dean are obviously in the wrong during this era, and ppl accept that too easily, but Cas was in the wrong, too. Let him own that part. Let it be a mess. Sometimes, no one is completely in the right, and tragedies are tragedies. There's no getting around the fact that if Cas had been forthcoming with the danger Jack posed, it would have helped. A LOT.

And don't give me the -whomp, whomp- "but Cas was punished for working with Crowley to turn himself into a radioactive-he's-gonna-blow-bomb-that-even-Balthazar-couldn't-get-behind" or "b-but when he was vulnerable, he was kicked out of the bunker," and now he's uncomfortable talking to them. On the first instance: he did the same thing back then! He waited till things hit critical mass to ask for help, and then he demanded help when no one agreed with him. He killed Balthazar for it. Rachel didn't agree either btw. Lots of ppl hated the plan, not just his human fam. And the bunker? Literally, Cas completely got the nuances of that situation when Dean explained it. Instantly. He even compared it to Metatron's lying. Cas was more horrified by yet more examples of angelic manipulation in their lives than the individual things that occurred because of that manipulation.

In short, Cas's commication issues way predate all of that. It has to do with being self-reliant and living billions of years with no real emotional support system outside of a 1984-style authoriarian govt. We see Cas's communication style over and over; it's on full display when he stole the colt to kill Kelly. He wants to spare his loved ones, but he also wants, "a win...for himself." Cas values his identity as strong protector. We see that in the flash forward in the script of 12x19: The Future.

He wants to shield his loved ones, but he's often so protective that it winds up hurting everyone.

Plus, Cas has assessed rightly that he didn't even talk to Jack about the snake, or how to determine right and wrong. Cas was a soulless being for billions of years and he offered no support to the supposedly soulless kid!

He believed in Jack's goodness for so long that he couldn't bear the idea of his corruption. It's really unfair, because all Jack did was become a being more like Cas himself. :(

[guerins]

a little summary of fehr and mo’s insta live

HEAT WAVE RE-WATCH - April 20th (2020)

It took Brendan a minute to figure out how to add Majandra to the live feed.

She was wearing a sickass robe. Said robe was discussed like halfway the feed.

They were both drinking. Brendan: red wine and vodka. Majanda: who knows (I think it was also wine. I don’t remember if she said it, though)

Did they toast each other you ask? They sure did. Glasses clinked the screens; I shit you not

Majandra said she wanted to watch the episode beforehand, to prepare herself.

She did. But only the beginning because she could not get through the first scene due to embarrassment.

On the live feed we saw her embarrassment fist hand. Brendan was also feeling weird about it.

She kept looking away, talking to distract herself.

He said the reason why he kept talking while the scene was on, was so he could distract himself from what was happening on the screen as well.

They discussed Majandra’s sweeping abilities -or lack thereof- and Brendan’s mom being on set while they filmed that make-out scene at the crashdown.

They were dating while they filmed that ep. They were on the early stages of ‘courting’ as Majandra put it, so Brendan’s mom being on set did make her nervous.

Brendan said they should not have been making out on the floor of the diner. He said something along the lines of ‘That place if full of cooking grease!’

He shared a little anecdote about how he was on his trailer one day, someone knocks on his door, he opens and ‘oh, majandra delfino is there’

She went to him to rehearse their first kiss. They barely knew each other. Hated each other (she more than him, apparently). And she went and said she needed to see what he kissed llike to prepare herself for the actual scene. So, they would rehearse the kiss scenes. They would make out on his trailer and then film the scenes. Yes, SCENES. As in, MORE THAN ONE. I repeat, this happened MORE THAN ONCE. Majandra claimed she wanted to know what it would be like, so it’d look/ feel good on screen.

Majandra said she now realizes how unprofessional that was, but at the time she didn’t think it was weird. Brendan, on the other hand, thought it was a weird thing to do and still does. Not that she refused to kiss her back then tho…

The hair was a big topic of discussion.

Majandra kept apologizing about hers.

Although they both praised Brendan’s hair.

Brendan said he still has that red shirt from when they’re making out at the eraser room. He said one of his daughters wears it all the time.

Hey, did you guys know the girl playing Vicky Delaney (Kyle’s date at the soap factory) was actually a 40 year-old woman?! Huh. Go figure.

Majandra saying to Brendan that they are now the age the actress is and they don’t look nearly as good. Brendan agreeing.

Majandra said she loved Liz’s voice. That she loved how Shiri would sound different when she played Liz.

The love they got for Diane (Amy Deluca)!!!! Majandra said she was too young to be playing her mom.

Brendan saying how he can now appreciate the grownups scenes and how cool it was that Bill Sadler (Valenti) got to have that storyline with Diane. How he didn’t care about the adult scenes back then because he was kind of a dick and whenever he saw the scenes with the grown-up actors, he’d ask why those scenes were even necessary.

Majandra agreeging. She said that whenever she watched ‘My so-called life’ she would hate the adults scenes because they were boring in her eyes.

They now realize those scenes were actually very important.

THE LOVE FOR COLIN! ♥

Majandra: He looks like a baby! Look at his clothes.

Brendan: He was great. I love this relationship he had with Liz. Maria was the best friend but he was also there…

Majandra: Yeah, it was like a trio.

Brendan: (or was it Majandra who said this?) He was the third sister.

Majandra: But Maria was number one. [laughs]

They discussed the turtle neck. Or, as Brendan put it, the ball of yarn Majandra was wearing.

This was a good hair day for Brendan btw, just in case you were wondering. He confirmed it.

The Stargazer relationship was talked about. They had nothing but love for those two.

Brendan addresses Katie’s PJs

Brendan: Katie was really great.

Majandra made the observation of what a sweet guy Alex was to be having this kind of dream about Isabel, and not something entirely different.

Brendan: He even got a tuxedo.

Majandra: Look at the boombox. Like ‘Say Anything.’

Once again, back to the clothes. Brendan’s t-shirt in the bathroom when he and Max talk about how ‘it has gotten complicated’ (Brendan actually said that line twice when this scene came on), he said he still has that shirt and he had to fight to let them wear it on the episode. Apparently, everyone was against it, he had to convince them. The t-shirt has some horses on it.

Brendan also stole a bunch of clothes and memorabilia, Majandra was not so lucky. She went to get some of Maria’s clothes only to find out it was all given to some producer’s daughter. So, when the show was over, she parked her car, opened the trunk and got whatever she could in there. Ended up getting the clothes the adult actors wore.

The way Jason looks at Liz when they’re dealing with the ‘mating ritual’. Majandra said ‘look at Jasons eyes! Ahhhhh’

The golden top maria wears at the soap factory? Majandra didn’t remember it. BRENDAN DID.

What Majandra remembers is that at this point in time in real life, they were sort of on the outs. Mimicking fiction. As they usually did. They were on and off during the entire series and funnily enough, when the characters were fighting, so were they irl. She said that she believed there was a scene in this ep she remembers which means they were sort of fighting.

They talked about how it was also difficult filming when they were on a fight irl but Maria and Michael were doing great. Those were hard days filming. They would come to set and everyone would have to figure out and read the vibe to see how they were doing. Lol.

Majandra saying how it was kind of unbelievable that Isabel would go for a guy like Alex. That she was so beautiful, she looked like she could be dating a college guy. Also, she praised that Isabel chose Alex, she gave the good guy a chance instead of going for a different type.

When they got to the ‘maybe we should have never started this’ Majandra confirmed that they were definitely on the outs irl at this point of the series. She again apologizes for her hair.

Brendan says he was worried about the humidity in this scene because of his hair. He was very protective of his hair. He wouldn’t let anyone touch it. Even today he gets nervous when he goes to get a haircut.

They talked about Valenti’s phone when he’s on a date with Amy. Well, it wasn’t Valenti’s phone, it was the restaurant’s phone but they thought it was Valenti’s cellphone and that he carried it around on his pocked or something. They had a good laugh about it because the phone was huge.

They talked about Majandra’s old phone back in the day. Which was both a cellphone and a walkie. (A nokia, I think they said. It was yellow? I don’t remember the color.)

They could not get through the jail scene. Kept saying ‘when is this gonna end? This jail scene is so long.’ Lol

To be fair, they were right.

They praised Alex for standing up to Valenti. Talked about Liz making the index finger signal as she tells Alex about Max, Michael and Isabel.

Brendan mentions Liz’s crazy eyes in this scene and why Michael was clearly right no to trust her.

Brendan: Look at her, she’s telling him the secret. Knew I couldn’t trust her.

Majandra: Yeah, she’s telling everybody.

Brendan: The bars in the jail. Are they real?

Majandra: What if they started to bend?

[laughs]

[more laughs]

Liz’s roof? All fake. The ladder was short. Not that short though.

Brendan: Yeah, Jason wasn’t on his knees climbing up that ladder.

Majandra: Can you imagine if he was though?

[laughs]

Brendan: Is this their first kiss?

Majandra: It is. I think.

Brendan: He even lifts up her shirt a little! That’s ballsy.

END OF EPISODE.

 For the little Q&A

They said they would do the live feed again. Next episode to re-watch would be 285 South (maybe) because that got a lot of votes and they love that episode. Brendan said they should probably do one ep from each season. They talked about B&T. They have a second trailer. They filmed it. (We already knew this. Well…we assumed, but now we know for sure it’s out there.) They are very protective of this new project and getting it done so that’s why they haven’t released the trailer. They are sort of saving it for reasons. They have talked to networks, and continue to work to bring the show to life. There are things they want to keep, easter eggs, like the tobasco bottle, among others, so they are fighting to get those things to stay in the story.

They zoom with Nick and Jason very – and I mean VERY-often. Apparently the four of them are really good friends. They said maybe they could do a live feed with them. And they would also love to have them on B&T, obviously. Actually, they’d love to get as many actors as possible that were on Roswell to join B&T.

They were asked to describe each other in one word. Brendan said the word for Majandra back then wouldn’t be the same as now. They were asked to choose two words to describe each other, one for back then, one for now. Brendan went with ‘Passionate’ and ‘Loyal.’ Majadra said of Brendan he was ‘Blunt’ and now he is ‘LOUD.’ “Crazy, frustrating, agitated, stubborn” were other words to describe each other they used. Majandra said she thought Brendan had a condition, that that was the reason why he talks so loud nowadays. Brendan made sure we all knew that he does not. That’s just the way he talks.

Gags: When Brendan connected for the second video, he had trouble adding Majandra to the live feed (AGAIN) so he grabbed the ipad/tablet/or whatever from where he had it set, to try and work it out. And when Majandra finally appeared on screen, he dropped the ipad/tablet/or whatever to the floor. More specifically to the back of his desk. When he was setting it back on the table, he nearly dropped his glass of wine or flask (?) of vodka. Majandra laughed, he made a panicky funny face.

If I forgot something, I apologize. If remembered something incorrectly (like, who said what) please forgive me, I’m only human. Also, I wrote this down on Monday night after the live feed. Well, it was like, 4 am so… it was actually Tuesday. I was worried if I waited longer, I would forget more details. Anyway, I hope this was helpful somehow. Love you all♥

[elizabethrobertajones]

13x13 watching notes

*goes to sit at the unpopular table*

Went to bed at 10, up at 7 for the ole watching Supernatural grind... *offers you all a chocolate biscuit*

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*waves hi at Michael* *and Kevin*

All the PoC are shoved in an AU... Thankfully now Rowena is back I can't say with the SOLE major female character but

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Oh gosh they're using Yockey's dialogue to explain everything, I don't know if I should laugh or cry

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IS CAS OKAY?

Why are you spitting blood... You weren't stabbed THAT badly were you?

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*remembers stabbing Lucifer*

You know in AtlA where Zuko made a good decision and prompty collapsed in an angst coma at the inner turmoil of doing the right thing?

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I have no clue why that all happened except to allow Lucifer to leg it.

Which, I mean, at least something happened to explain why Lucifer legged it.

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WHIMSICAL MUSIC.

OTT HETERO NONSENSE

I guess Dabb era means they're allowed to destroy expensive wedding cakes again now no one can tell him off for it

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Is that an Observer?

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Oh, creepy cupid

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It can not be good for Lucifer to eat cupid grace even more than normal grace because it's probably a Voldemort thing about love hurting him blah blah blah

Marghe was talking about this episode being a potential 9x03 parallel and I agree - and Lucifer's already messing up by voluntarily stealing grace just to keep himself alive for his own wanting to be alive purposes at the first opportunity. And we have cupids instead of reapers

and also I guess Cas wants to go back to the Bunker and no one's gonna boot him out if we're lucky :P

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Poor cupid. You only looked creepy as a circumstantial thing to watching these people fall in love with a besotted smile, no one understands your work :<

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Omg we didn't even see if Cas stole a car to get back... I must KNOW

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Anyway here's the sneak preview scene

Oh it gets worse; Cas is like "I met with Lucifer" instead of "Lucifer showed up and I had to hustle him off to a bar to stop the angels coming back and killing us, and then when I tried to contact you he stole my phone, and btw thanks for coming to my rescue in time."

Aka Cas can only be on the backfoot in this argument by his own social ineptitude at describing it/because the writers want him there

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"She's alive. That's all I know, sorry." Yes, good. Because Jack's with her so he'll make it all good and honestly the fact we haven't seen what's going on there since 13x09 is kinda weird because this is all time passing that Jack is with Mary and they only have one clip to show us of that - this is stretching the dramatic irony writing of the season to breaking point by not revisiting them sooner, as it's a loose end that would have IMMEDIATE pay off aka they aren't just sitting there staring at each other for months, and we know off-screen since BEFORE CHRISTMAS that Jack would help Mary and whatever delays are keeping him and idk his new BFF Kev from busting back to our world are manufactured to fill these weeks. I mean not like they can't have delays and problems, especially as Jack is out untested learning what's up with himself away from all his parental influences, as his big test, but the storytelling in the main part of the show is relying on what's happening in the AU for tension and Lucifer telling Cas she was being tortured is like, the last time HE saw her, and WE know Jack is with her so things are probably different, and now Cas is lying to the Winchesters about Mary so as not to upset them while unintentionally perhaps backing up whatever is going on with Jack. Or not! Who knows! It's been long enough the one glimpse of them staring at each other is starting to wear thin to give us any meaningful dramatic irony in these moments and they really ought to have had at least a teaser in the AU in 13x11

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Yep here's the parallel to the street scene in 9x03, except that Mark P is such a ham that he's doing a pantomime version of "I'm cold" complete with the directing showing us some warmer winter coats in case we didn't get the message, and then he starts staring at food... He can't be human so idk why without headcanoning hard about why it's affecting him so much when Cas immediately stopped caring about food when he stole grace.

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Maybe, I headcanon, being stabbed was bad enough that all the grace he had and stole went to repairing himself but it's a finite supply and he's already to the stage Cas was in in 10x01

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Oh now he's miming being hungry. "Hungry? Ew!"

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The fact he was looking at burgers as a Cas parallel and not a fried chicken joint for immediate emotional pay off is honestly the biggest failing of this episode so far

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Asmodeus is like "shit they got away as soon as my back was turned" Ketch is like "lol (but posh)"

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They have a weird staring each other down moment which Ketch either wins or Buckleming think that Asmodeus won but Ketch still won because Asmodeus admits to being monumentally stupid before giving Ketch his orders.

Like

I literally can not tell what the intent was here which is the most meta commentary on their dialogue I have ever witnessed and if it was not 7:30am and still mostly dark I would be howling with laughter. As it is, I feel a tear appearing in my eye as I take another chocolate biscuit.

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Now HERE is a surpringly good use of dramatic irony from Buckleming which unfortunately is not actually betrayed anywhere in their dialogue (e.g. "I stabbed him but he seems to be fine") when Asmodeus tells Ketch an angel blade to the heart will down Lucifer at this point. Basically relying on that this happened at the end of last episode (and the directing reminds us in flashbacks & recap) to confirm the dramatic irony and with these writers I'm only like 63% sure they meant to do this because I have a strong nagging doubt that they don't even read anyone else's scripts.

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If Asmodeus/Ketch becomes this fandom's Kylux I'm outta here

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*Lucifer fails to learn basic human decency from the homeless man* I'm really hoping this is a metaphor which they actually stick to - that he's self-serving and mean and refuses to even adapt his behaviour as a guise to benefit from human decency by pretending to be nice to get what he wants then...

They could just be showing him to be hopeless now and then use a stronger inciting incident later - Jack is a motivator for him like basically nothing else, but none of this *so far* indicates we should actually care about him as a person regardless of what he might do for Cas's son later in the season

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I also thought he might offer to heal the guy for food that didn't come from a dumpster but instead he's getting a tip off about Sister Jo

(Honestly, I've never dumpster dived but the stats about throwing perfectly good food away are so horrific that this seems like really misrepresenting dumpster diving, mostly because it implies the restaurant would keep food around long enough for it to go slimy and smelly, rather than throw it out while it's still completely good but no longer something they can sell, e.g. unclaimed pizzas, mishapen stuff, slightly burnt things, etc.

The fact that Buckleming seem unaware that "Next day pizza" is literally a thing and not gross and that fast food doesn't immediately expire but that you can eat left over pizza the next day without incurring any wrath of god speaks a lot to their privilege and Hollywood's impression of poverty, and this utopia where there's no waste and you can just throw out last night's pizza which is now skanky and rotten, and eat something better >.>)

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Huh, Dean and Cas appear to be alone and Dean is apologising for not knowing he'd been kidnapped which is literally the sort of scene which I'd hope would mean no one is in my inbox saying he doesn't care this time around.

"I-I-I-We should have known it wasn't you."

Sooooooooooooooooooooo close. SO CLOSE. SOOOOOO CLOOOOOOOOOSE.

Awww they're making excuses at each other. "He's a shapeshifter. I got myself captured." "but if Sam and I knew..."

"I'm fine Dean." "You sure about that?"

in 100 years when I get here THAT's going in the "Dean n Cas are in love" meta series.

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"I told Kelly I would protect HER son. I intend to keep that promise."

Interestingly, we're halfway through the season and Cas appears to have no idea Jack thinks Cas is his father, or any inclination to do more than protect him out of the goodness of his heart and another promise to look after someone in need of protection, making no positive affirmations to suggest he thinks of Jack in a fatherly way. Noted last episode, feeling the urge to comment this episode :P

I am not implying this is an entirely bad or ominous thing or whatever, but 1: Cas barely knows him so this is perhaps more healthy, 2: I am still dubious about how Jack originally nabbed himself a guardian angel and Cas has made NO comment on this scenario or, 3: discussed what it felt like on his end of what Dean has been accusing Jack of "sockpuppeting" Cas... I think it was much more grey area than that and Dean's mostly stopped accusing Jack of it, but it leaves massive questions. And 4: it means Cas is still doing this as a duty to Kelly rather than personal investment/parent feelings as his outwardly stated motivations, and it plays into the grey area of 5: we still thematically have Cas with a guardian angel burden just like I thought after 12x19 that this is what Jack wanted from Cas and after the presentation of how it was so bad for Cas to be the Winchesters' guardian that season, coming to a head in 12x19, I still think that his relationship with Jack is offering an alternative to directly critiquing that relationship anymore without damage between himself and the Winchesters, but still allowing some exploration of duty and the guardian angel burden, and perhaps the show is in no rush to have Cas leap into fatherhood when this parallel serves his arc so much better. Which also means 6: that nothing is over despite the progress he's made towards personal growth recently and all his old trauma and burdens are still hanging from him, he's just in a better place than he was with various new hopes and directions.

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Dean says nothing, and Moose Interruption Occurs.

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I have been wondering since the first promo clips revealing Donatello returning if they'd try and have a prophet-off with the AU and use his powers to either connect with Kevin or the AU... I wonder how right I'm about to accidentally be now we know a bit more about all this

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"... Now, it's gonna be harder than it sounds"

you think.

So this is Dean completely ignoring Billie's warnings and going full steam ahead huh

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*pulls out the demon tablet as well*

Oh boy you guys are really getting into the bad decisions

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Not mentioning what happened to the angel tablet is a pretty good swerve around reminding us Cas destroyed it "all for one man" because he's "in love with humanity" but you can't get past me that easily *taps nose*

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... this is a good time to remind everyone that Gadreel left all of Kevin's notes on the table when he walked out with the angel tablet.

You know

the notes where Kevin translated the entire angel tablet including the footnotes into ancient Sumerian

you know

a language

that maybe

someone who's been around

since ancient sumerian times

might be able to read

you know

like

Cas

*points at him for emphasis*

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https://elizabethrobertajones.tumblr.com/post/170677457313/i-i-hit-a-wall-translating-the-tablet-into

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Also seriously why would the same spell be on both tablets. I'd be extremely Buckleming disappointed if it was, and much much happier if 13x12 was an ominous warning about going around reading strange tomes and tablets and just doing whatever freaking spells you half understand that you find on them.

Remember, Kevin is a super-genius Princeton applicant who even in the AU was nurtured by Michael to be super smart like his freaking COURT WIZARD, and did a lot of maths and theory to make it work that apparently even Michael couldn't. (Obligatory throwback to the intro of the tablets and the reminder that human creativity and genius can do what super-smart monsters can't, via Charlie, Kevin's narrative pair.)

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Chicken wings, huh

(37 buckets tracks with how many bad hotdogs Kevin ate and gave himself a stroke over while translating the demon tablet the first time, I suppose.)

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I mean we knew it was coming, because set spoilers, but you KNOW how much happier I would have been if it had been the Lucifer thing. You know.

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Meanwhile: the extent to which I don't trust Buckleming is that I am wondering if the director cut an anvil line when they're like "who's killing angels!?" and it just cuts to the next Lucifer scene wordlessly

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I also would have no clue how intentional the "who's killing angels" connection is to 4x16 where that was the line of interrogation on Alastair and it turned out the first angels to be killed on the show were by Uriel for Lucifer, meaning that question still at the end of the day is answered by "lucifer"

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Hi Danneel

Query: if she is an angel, what does SHE need the cash for? :P

I assume that "for the fallen" sign is high irony about her being a fallen angel and she's pretending it's a charity donation in exchange for healing

I suppose she can buy nice outfits with it

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*exposition crime scene*

tiny redeeming factor about Dean talking about how boned they are and Cas turning to look at him and agreeing "epically"

Also for the first time they're all in long coats together praise the lord

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Okay I think her name is Eliel? I am not sure how to spell that at all, I'm just guessing because it sounded like "L I L" and then I angel-fied it, so tl;dr I'm gonna keep calling her Sister Jo and/or Danneel :P

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Oh good some exposition. Well at least she has literally explained the money is for the nice outfits XD

I like her. She's not scared of Lucifer, and she's one of the angels who slipped notice after the fall and started living her life as she wanted.

"So... Ca-ching!" I really like her now :P

This puts her in direct opposition to Cas not just at the start of season 10 when he was rounding up fallen angels and sending them back to Heaven with Hannah - when his heart wasn't really in it anyway - but more directly and importantly with 9x22 where he had sent a large amount of his army out to local hospitals to perform miracles on the DL for no reward except,  you know, angels should help people. Their hearts are in completely different places, with completely different understandings of what angels can and should do on earth if they are to be here.

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She bargains for her life with the same thing the wraith was going to do with Patience in 13x03, and how we've seen some monsters feeding in the past - notably the grigori angel that was eating soul energy in the place of grace but was essentially the same set up.

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Lucifer's also found someone smart enough to help him who he might actually listen to (since the homeless man would have helped had he listened but he wouldn't respect what a human says vs another angel maybe giving him some pointers for surviving down here).

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Sam, being the good wingman, leaves Dean n Cas to interview someone together while heading off alone

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Sam's hair is ENORMOUSLY fluffy

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Which reminds me, it's pouring with rain outside so I'm not going to get away with leaving my hair a day after getting it dyed, I sort of need to wash it BEFORE the sky does it for me and turns everything I own purple :P Idk if I'll be able to finish the episode before I have to go to yoga... hm. It's finally daylight-ish

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Oh of course they have creepy sexy grace eating going on because this whole grace vampire concept wasn't sexy enough when it was bald little cupids.

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*Dean casually in the foreground pulling out an angel blade*

That is your WIFE, sir

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And you should hear what she and Lucifer were doing

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Cas goes first :D

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LOL Ketch

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"Oh it's only you"

How DARE

the original flavour TFW line up has just busted into the room with you, you are in the presence of GODS

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"Isn't it possible that I'm simply trying to strike a blow for the good of humanity?"

"No, that's not possible"

Listen Cas's snark is weaponised now. How did Ketch not crumble into ASH

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no one says Huzzah

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Thanks Cas

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Listen however many gifs there are of that move (omg Cas looking at Dean, Dean nodding to him, Cas Doing The Thing) there are not enough so I'm gonna just... make one...

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Lol, just throw him in the trunk.

"I like that plan."

Oh the wall dividers from the fake 5x04 set are on the stage too. It's DEFINITELY being used for performances of Supernatural The Musical in between healing sessions

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Aniel? Eniel?

Danniel

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Stop putting Cas in the backseat to moodily stare into the middle distance between the Winchesters! He's earned shotgun a million times over! He was in PRISON and you DIDN'T KNOW

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A neon sign where all the letters are out except "AU" in "Restaurant"

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At this point I'm assuming Danniel is seducing Lucifer for her own purposes and honestly whatever go for it I guess, if you win, and this isn't any creepier than it already is

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The fact he ate a cupid and all that is probably relevant

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Tbh them flopping onto the bed after is still somehow the least weird of all the weird crap Buckleming have made the characters do and I don't know if I'm numb to it or because it's Lucifer I have negative investment in his character anyways but you know, whatever floats their boat :P

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"It's always so strange, that final moment, when I've lost just enough grace that I'm almost - " "Human." "I feel... emotions. Sensations. Things they must feel."

Honestly she's sounding more like Cas or Hannah than Lucifer going through his experience, almost like being a more generic angel, as soon as she loses grace she gets more affected than he does in the ways he's been affected where he cares only about being cold and hungry. And lonely. Bleh :P A concession to emotional weakness - he does love to be adored and surrounded by people who'll tell him how great he is.

He says he can't see how they go on but she says she sees how there can be pain, "but also hope. Love even. Angels can only imagine."

She's reeeeeally getting back to that Cas in 10x01 dialogue where Hannah was confused about human things, and Cas described to her what they were and that they were good things to feel on earth.

Ow.

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She envies humans, because they can "Be anything."

it's like we've come full swerve back to the stuff from the start of season 10 that was so exciting for Cas exploring the intricacies of humanity... Yikes.

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Wow her job sucked :P I can see why she went and asked for change when facing an eternity of that... More suggestions that Heaven is not really something that can or should be restored, never mind how volatile it was and how the angels engineered the original apocalypse. The entire system is pointless and just makes dangerous bored angels... The kind of angels who hop on the Lucifer bandwagon as soon as it comes into town because being righteous on behalf of Heaven is pointless to them. Why take a stance against Lucifer in the first place if your moral alignment was always to Heaven first and Heaven sucked that much.

"Goodness" is not an inherent alignment for angels... Looking to a leadership they trust to be good is what they were built to do, and assuming their causes are good because they're on them is another pitfall of that. The other is just all the angels who turn against Heaven entirely >.>

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Lucifer says he's "going to be a father" which, uh, seems like this episode was written last year and then re-written for THIS year because he really ought to be talking about how he IS a father and he's looking for his son...

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He starts maybe feeling feelings, and hastily gets up to start posturing, at which point he does actually say he's going to find his son.

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Lol, HERE'S Casmodeus in a scene that doesn't have anything to do with anything.

Donatello casually tells Casmodeus that he has the demon tablet. Honestly, they probably ought to have, you know... explained everything that happened to Kevin to him... Like oh hey btw this is one of the most desired objects in the universe being the word of god n all and wowweee we've had some problems with people stealing it and our prophets in the past. Maybe sit tight and don't answer the door?

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Or go out and get huge buckets of chicken and chat to any of us who isn't where you think we should be

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Please don't start talking about the ingredients for the spell in public

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dear god the worst bit is they made a character plausibly dumb enough to drop the idiot ball for them to the point where Asmodeus is probably best served to just leave Donatello where he is and walk him back and forth from the chicken place every day

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They become unexpected friends and at the end of the day he can't bring himself to kill his goofy prophet buddy

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"I'm the only person on the planet who can read the thing"

Budddyyyy.

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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Now he's just telling Casmodeus that Jack's in the AU and

*takes his chicken away* You're grounded. Just. Go to your room.

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Asmodeus's voice coming out of Cas is wrong and bad.

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Asmodeus is unimpressed with your offbrand chicken

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aw crap I have to go

Last 10 minutes drama when I get home... They'll open 100 portals and it will be a Mess.

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it never bodes well in a Buckleming episode when there's 10 minutes to go and TFW get out the car to go confront Lucifer.

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Danniel is like "Castiel, what are you doing here?" like it wouldn't be blatantly obvious :P

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I am pretty sure she's tricking them into thinking she's more of a hostage than she is but it's hard to tell tbh, given these writers and their history of writing sexy encounters between characters which should not have sexy encounters, and that sort of tension in the writing is not particularly where you want the ambiguity to be resting in character dynamics :P

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I think maybe she is after telling Lucifer that she told them how weak he was, assuming that he's actually strong enough to take them out and has been snacking on her grace non-stop  somehow

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Okay yeah she is betraying them for love, and I add a confused "phew" onto the end of that thought. I have no idea how I feel about them tbh and I never worked it out on the bus ride around town >.>

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Ketch really wants them to stab him, huh? He hasn't said anything this conversation to de-escalate the situation, used a demon bomb on a room full of angels, including Cas so if it had worked it would have hurt him but it didn't even work so he just wasted something expensive, and then he's like, fine, let's all work together and Sam's like dude no and Ketch is like, fine, will you trust me if I tell you I'm working for Asmodeus?

Dean's like "... they don't let me say fuck on this network but how the fuck does that help??"

Ketch offers to pass information BACK to them from Asmodeus, which absolutely does not patch up the leak of their prophet wandering off to get fried chicken and coming back with KFC

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"I'm the lesser of at least three evils" that isn't really very reassuring either mate

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Also with the terrible sales pitch: Lucifer trying to convince the angels to let him run Heaven with Danniel as his queen

I can't even work out if he's pretending he can make new angels or not, but I sort of feel like he totally can't and it would go about as well as the Plum sisters trying to resurrect their mom, who in this weird instance stands in for God

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"How would you like your wings back" baaaaad idea

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Cut to Donatello munching a million chicken wings

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How is he not dead

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*Cas side-eyes the enormous pile of chicken wings too*

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"We need him" Yeah, being needed still sucks and even if you need someone you can still want to shoot them as soon as they're not useful >.>

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Oh dear, Lucifer got what he wanted. And Danniel is his queen, exactly as SHE wanted.

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And Ketch and Asmodeus are back to sharing a drink like THEY wanted since they were on a holiday cruise together when Cas escaped and are apparently just an item now

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Oh no apparently he was going shopping getting some artefact

An archangel blade which doesn't look anything like any sword we've ever seen any archangel ever hold before and also no one has ever stabbed an archangel with

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uuuuuuuuuuuugh

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I don't like this at all and it's entirely because Gabriel had such a good story in the first place and I really really LIKE him. And whatever they explain is going to have to be stupid by neccessity, they're not gonna bring Raphael back which is only somewhat mitigated by bringing Michael back in a black vessel but whatever, if you have all 3 of the others running around and never give Raphael another go, it just looks bad because now we have a forgotten archangel just chilling down in season 5/6 being completely ignored for another go around when all the others do >.>

ALSO HE DIED GOOD and 9x18 was great and all but uggghh it was good because he was safely still DEAD

I mean I guess since Lucifer got free again his sacrifice was pretty much in vain anyway so maybe he should get another crack at killing him but uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugghhhhhhh

I'm going to guess I'm the biggest killjoy at the party right now, which is weird because I actually like 99% of this episode as not being terrible and for Buckleming one of their best non-rapey non-racist, only a few random dropped idiot balls episodes... And I'm assuming the Gabriel decision comes at a higher level, or at least needed a lot of approval and working into other plots.

But uuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh. That just means I disapprove all over this place and this isn't a criticism of a Buckleming thing, it's the fact that I've had lukewarm to tepid interest in Gabriel coming back the entire time and now he's back and I'm gonna have to live with this >.>

[chocolatemillkk]

Sliding Doors (MP)

Request: Hii do you think you could do one with mikey? He sees the reader and wants to ask her out and he asks the buttercreams for help it doesnt have to be like that i just love your writing

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He catches her eye on the platform. She has on a rust-coloured coat and pointed boots-as if she just walked off a magazine spread and into his life. Mikey eyed her, he appreciated a put together woman-especially when he always struggled between being comfortable and looking smart.

She looks up as his gaze lands on her face and she smiles at him. He blushes and smiles back. He wanted to get to know her.

The train arrives and he makes sure to get on the same cart as her, he'd find a way to say hello.

Mikey: there's a cute girl and she smiled at me what do I say to her?

He texts the buttercream group

Jack: Mate you sure she wasn't smiling at someone behind you?

Jack texts back right away, he was always on. Mikey glances at her again, now she has a book and she's flipping through the pages but as if she feels him looking she glances up too. They make eye contact again and this time Mikey smiles. Her eyes crinkle with a repressed laugh and she looks back into her book blushing.

Mikey: She was looking at me dickhead. How can I chat her up?

Oli: Conor has great pickup lines

Conor: Did somebody call for me?

Jack: Mikey needs a pickup line for a girl he thinks might be looking at him 😂

Josh: Ask her if she fell from the sky

Jack: Say you're a famous Youtuber

Mikey: Mate

Joe: Just say you're friends with Conor Maynard

Conor: Ask her if her father's a thief because you think he stole your heart 😎

Mikey: You lot are useless 🖕🏼

Mikey stuffs his phone back into his pocket knowing the conversation was still continuing with useless pickup lines. He would get the girl himself. He puffs his chest and stands up, the girl glances up as he does and he loses his confidence. He quickly glances out the window and pretends to figure out where he's going.

"Is this your stop?" The girl's voice is pitched lower than he thought and her accent is definitely not British. She must have gotten up because she stands holding the pole next to him.

"Um," Mikey is at loss for words. If he said yes he would have to get off but if he said no he would seem weird. "I thought it was." He settles for a lie and laughs at himself. The girl smiles.

"Your stop?" He asks.

"Not yet," she glances at the map and furrows her brows. "I'm quite new at this so the underground is a little like a puzzle to me."

"I can help where do you need to go?"

"Picadilly," she squints at the map.

"That's easy," Mikey lays out the transfer and she listens intently.

"Thank you," she gives Mikey a sweet smile and it encourages him to finally ask.

"Are you dating somebody," he asks.

"Wow," she laughs. "That's very forward."

Mikey immediately gets flustered, he was so bad at this. "Sorry I didn't mean to be rude."

"No it's quite refreshing," she reassures him. "Especially with the way you Brits know how to beat about the bush."

That gets a laugh out of Mikey.

"And the answer is no. How about yourself?"

"Nah," Mikey says. "Not anyone at the moment."

They stand in silence for a few minutes until Mikey can't take it any longer. "So how long are you staying in London?"

"Oh I've moved here. My company transferred me from Berlin."

So that's where she was from. Her stop was coming up and Mikey panicks. "Can I-do you want to-how about we exchange numbers?" Mikey struggles to ask.

"Yeah, my first friend in London." She passes over her phone and Mikey types in his details.

"Mikey," she says as he hands it back.

"Michael actually but no one really calls me that. You can just text me your number," Mikey says as the train comes to a stop.

"I'll see you around," she tell Mikey as she steps onto the platform.

A vibration in his pocket indicates a text. He fishes it out of his pocket and stares at the unknown number.

"I'm Y/N btw. Now that I've got your number you'll be getting loads of messages from me for some more directions."

"I can't wait,"

Mikey smiles and looks up to search for Y/N. She's still standing on the platform as the sliding doors shut, smiling at Mikey and Mikey grins back. He had a feeling that smile would become a regular sight for him in the near future. Actually, he was sure of it.

[trashyazeohane]

Everyone on the wagon? Because here I go!

Actually it’s hard to connect what I have planned for this story while filling all this empty spaces.

Wish I could write a slow burn fanfiction from it… around forty or so chapters.

Anyhoo (with not too many pictures, sorry!)

Part 1 here

Adult!Maxvid!AU – Part 3 (choo choo!)

Second meeting wasn’t so bad. Max was still stressed, but he managed to more over talk with David, so he was like happy?

(Good for you Max btw)

The rest of the week passed normally for Max. He went out for drinks on Friday with friends. The weekend was spent playing video games, learning with Nikki and skyping with Neil.

Another week passed normally with Max picking up Little Star (I really should give her name… any ideas?) and ‘accidentally’ meeting David.

Max would deny it till his death, but those meetings were the brightest parts of his days.

Plus David always looked so happy to see him, so it was a giant pro. He often asked Max about his life, school and if he still had contact with other campers. He was totally pleased when he found out that Max was still in touch with all the people from his first camp.

Nikki still teased Max about the meetings.

Scene#7

“Hey, can I visit David once with you?”

“Why?”

“’Cause I want to see him too, duh?” Nikki rolled her eyes. Which looked even weirder, because she was staring at Max while hanging upside down.

“No way.” Max said, this time not glancing up from the book he had on his lap.

“Why not?”

“Because?” Yeah, why? Why exactly not? “Because this way David will find out I’m talking about him with you guys…”

“But you are doing it.”

“He doesn’t need to know it, neither he need a prove in form of a living human being.”

“Boo!” Nikki made a tube from her hands and shouted in the direction of the blackhaired male. “Then why won’t we all go somewhere together?”

“Like where?”

“I don’t know, some bar? I want to hear what happened to the Camp after we left. Is he still a counselor there? Is he still in touch with Gwen? Is he still playing guitar? When did he learn sign language? Is Muack still at Camp Campbell? Argh, I have so many questions!”

Nikki looked honestly…. Honestly interested in all of these things she listed. And Max felt almost (key word – almost) bad that he was so quick to decline her proposition to take her to the kindergarten.

They talked a little bit more and when there was time for Max to get to his room, before he closed the door, he murmured to her.

“I’ll ask him about the meeting…”

And then he quickly closed the door, because fuck, he was bad at being nice.

But he missed Nikki grinning broadly.

However

Easier said than done actually

During the next meeting Max and David talked a little bit more, but Max couldn’t muster himself to ask for a meeting.

Nikki laughed at him for that.

When it happened for the second time, she still laughed.

On the third try she started to be concerned.

And on the fourth she finally burst out.

“Oh my fucking god! Maxwell Jonathan Marshall if you don’t ask David for a meeting next time, I swear I’ll go to him and tell that you have a crush on him.”

“You wouldn’t dare!?”

“Try me!”

She wouldn’t do it, but Max didn’t want to check it anyway.

So boom, another meeting, and Max was a nervous mess inside. Like holy shit. Help him.

He was also pissed at himself, because no one other than his dumb crush can make him feel like that.

Fuck David.

You want that, right?

Shut up, me.

By the time David came over with Little Star, Max honestly felt like the butterflies inside his stomach had some kind of a fight club.

But the Nikki’s threat hung above his head.

Do it

Do it

DO IT

“David…”

“Yes, Max?”

“Do you want to… hang out? Like I don’t know, go drinking in the evening or something like that? Nikki wouldn’t stop bugging me to meet you and I think Neil would want to do it too…”

David looked at him and then his fucking eyes got so big and so sparkly that Max felt like he could get blind by the pure light emanating from them.

“Oh Max, that would be so cool!” David said, clasping his hands together. Some behaviors from kids couldn’t be unlearned so easily. But then the everlasting smile faltered for a second. “But I don’t drink any alcohol before working days... Will it be a problem?”

“No. Not at all. We can even arrange a meeting on Friday, if you want-”

“Oh my gosh, that would be so awesome!” Seriously, David looked totally enamored by the idea of some meeting. “Wait, I’ll give you my number so we can talk more about it!”

What

The

FCUK

David’s phone number? In his own hand? Did he somehow reach ascension?!

“Thanks…”

He wanted to say something more than a simple ‘thanks’, but then another kid appeared behind David and tugged hard on his shirt with mouth forming a thin, desperate line. It took one glance down for David to smile sadly at Max.

“Call me if you establish something with Nikki and the rest!” He said, already moving after the kid into the kindergarten.

Max didn’t answer, simply because he was still processing what he had in his hands.

Nikki was actually waiting in front of his door to ask about the meeting.

Max just flashed the paper in front of her eyes with proud smirk playing on his lips.

She squealed and stole the paper away.

Max gladly already had the phone in his contact list.

“So when we’re all meeting?”

“I don’t know? He says he doesn’t drink during working days.”

“Huh, lame.”

“Well, he works with children. He can’t go to work hungover.”

“Oh, yeah, right, that makes more sense actually. Soo… Saturday?”

“Works for me.” Max said, trying hard to sound as uninterested as he could. Judging by Nikki’s evil smirk, he failed miserably. Or simply because she knew the truth. “Shouldn’t we ask Neil first, if he wants to go too?”

“Oh, good thinking.” Nikki nodded, already pulling out her phone. “Oh, maybe I should call Ered too! You can message Preston and ask if he has some time to also come!”

“Are we making this some sort of Camp Camp’s reunion?”

“Camp Camp? Pfff… hell yeah, we do!”

And the plan was put into motion.

By the way it was Thursday, so they still had some time.

Neil said that he could move a meeting to other day, so he would come. Tick, one person on the list. He also said, that he can bring Space Kid (they didn’t stop calling him that).

Ered unfortunately couldn’t go, but she gave them number to Dolph. He said that he will be there.

Preston said very dramatically that it had been too long since he had seen their miserable faces.

Harrison had some performance, but Nerris said that she will appear (they are together!!)

Nurf said that he couldn’t go because he had to take care of his mother.

Which left the last guest under question mark.

“You still didn’t ask David if he is coming?!”

“No?”

Nikki facepalmed.

“Dude, not cool. If you don’t do it till tomorrow morning, I will-“

This time it wasn’t a threat underlined with spilling his secret, but with the snake too close to Max’s face.

The snake, which now was two centimeters away from his skin, stuck out his tongue and licked the air. Brrr….

“Okay, okay, I’ll do it! Sheesh.” Max said, stepping away to be at safe distance. God. “I’ll do it today!”

“Great!”

He did it that day, two hours later, which he had spent just staring at his phone and thinking about how he should start.

Then Max finally wrote the message

hey it’s max here. do you have some free time on saturday?? me Nikki and few other old campers want to hang out

The stress that was tugging on his chest disappeared, only to hit him back like a fucking train when David replied after two minutes. What the fuck.

Hey, Max! :):):) Sure I have!! Oh, who will be coming!? :):)

Fuck, so many smiley faces. It kinda hurt Max’s eyes, but it fitted David, both in the same time?

But when Max was in the middle of responding, David wrote once again.

Can I bring Gwen with me!?! :O She will be delighted to see all of you! :):)

Gwen? They were still in contact?

sure. from what I know there should be me, nikki, neil, spacekid, nerris, dolph and drama boi

OMG I’m so excited to see all of you!!!!! :):):):):)

So many smiling faces!

So Max changed David’s name to “Smiley face”

Gwen, by the way, had been informed about Max since the very first day.

A little bit of flashback

“Gwen, you wouldn’t believe who I met today at the kindergarten?!” David’s cheerful voice rang inside her ears.

Gwen sighed, brushing her hair with much needed force to comb through the hair spray put onto it. She was exhausted, hungry and not in good mood for David’s games.

“Who?” She asked.

“Aww, Gwen you have to guess!”

God, why was she still hanging around this guy. Oh yeah, best-friends or some shit like that.

“Gee I don’t know… That guy from the pizza bar from a year ago?”

“What? No. Not Michael.” Seriously, did David still remember his name? “Max, I met Max!”

Max, wait, like….

“Like the Max from our shitty camp? The biggest asshole that ground had seen.” Gwen stopped moving the comb, which stayed upright in her hair.

“Aww Gwen, it’s not nice.” David on the other side of the phone sighed. “But yeah, that Max.”

“Oh… Wait, what the fuck he was doing there?”

“Picking up his little cousin and language, Gwen!”

Gwen doesn’t live that far away from David.

She works as a secretary in some company.

Returning to the main story

Gwen, do you have anything planned for Saturday? :):)

No, why do you ask

Because we are going out for a reunion! :):):):):)

David sent like five smiling faces. He had to be really happy about it.

What reunion?

Camp Campbell’s reunion :):):):):)

Wanted to write more but… meh.

Oh yeah, random Max full name!

I’m actually working on full NSFW scene that will happen in… probably part 5? I guess? I’m not sure. Anyhoo, stay tuned for next parts!

And keep safe!

wine beer>

Random picture of Gwen

Random picture of Nikki and Max staring at his old Camp Camp’s shirt

[trinitybomb]

Update: I only get to be vice president!!! Fuck yah! That's like retirement for me! In the bag, yo! No thanks to Russia! Just me!

BTW that whole Russia thing? Its a scam created to control the Russian mob here on our homeland of all colors and abroad where there is another flag of red white and blue.

So thank Mr Balooth for coming up with that one!

Jesse and the gun? He only paid $8,000 for it because he believed it magical only because I touched it. And never reported it to the IRS or US govt as they already knew because I shot and killed not two but 3 and 4 US federal marshalls sent to rape and kill and torture me by Michael Jackson, when i stole the secret operative CIA agents gun from his back pocket. There too I plead guilty and was pardoned by Bill Clinton after saving a judge's life via ESP as ubhad a seizure during court and they had to close early, during my hospital stay I tried to use ESP to warn her to leave but she wouldn't so I asked Robby to call and warn her, which he did and he said "don't you have kids? Pick them up from school a day early and why don't you go and have pizza in the privacy of your new home?"

She said "dont mean hour?"

He asked me and I ESP from an MRI machine, the first known recording of ESP telecommunications, for him to leave me at the hospital immediately and to pick her up to save her life. Which he did. And stayed with her all night and all day, unaided at my house in my very own bed room wth the "magic gun" that only shot bad people.

Early this morning, the same gun was used to Kill Matthew David Hagan and who we call Baloooth.

As they, for 30 hours exactly had kidnapped and attempted to torture: Alexis Dejoria, her daughter Isabella, Jesse James, Sunny, Robby and myself. Before I was able to get to my phone to sound the alarm for the rapid response team as I was tired of their shit and the gun was brought.

Im just kidding but thats what they fucking get! Just the last part about early this morning -- the deaths only plus slightly who was included -- but they did pull a segment to which that was the scenario and we learned much and it was recorded live in audio and video which will be aired on National T.V. for what not to do when idiots strike!

I actually wasn't there but with my parents, making sure my own father was protected but Alex Laughlin and Tony Schumacher were. And they were delighted!

So I'm world famous already, and it's nice to be included. I wrote some nasty emails after to burn off steam but I was pissed as Hell that any innocent person could be injured do to their stupidity.

I love them all much and I am glad they were and are safe although I feel i should had alarmed at least 24 hours before I had, otherwise I was absolutely perfect. As well as I am sure those complete ass holes were, too. Including my favorite Chuckie doll, Ava, and Chuck himself whom we will not call Joe and is forever Mr Tea.

Let's not forget Snoop Doggy who provided me details that not every one was a willing participant and there were indeed hostages.

This just in: they're delighted to have received half a million dollars from me only to be matched by the US govt as a reward for comedic stand offs. As was his idea to do to pass the time while being held "fakely" hostage. The 1M USD will be used for the Snoop youth football league to explore other inner cities and began training kids there.

God bless and amen.

My phone is out of time... At only 15% I'm reminded there's more lives to save. Not just mine.

I love you all, including Balooth whom is a national hero, too. And my left hand Secret Service man. Including my little brother, Chris.

Uncle Donald gave her $800 in the 1980s

She let him invest it for her up until now

And she has now $45B

I hope you enjoyed your game as there are more to come but with more people as it enters TV for free of course on Channel Fox.

As always enjoy life and what it brings with the most care you can afford.

Don't let the economy, crumble, Uncle Donald, i hit up JP for some cash since Jesse stole mine from United Business Bank located in Oregon, Washington, and New Mexico.

I own Chase, bought it with Donald and sold to the US Government for a mint. Jesse could got in on this deal but he wanted to challenge me instead.

So I asked Uncle Donald for a cash loan, how much he could afford and what was in his wallet. $4000 roughly. So we split it between his 4 kids (the 4th being me) and I gave him back $200 for the rest of the day.

And we returned to the bank and I asked him how to deposit the money into Chase Manhattan because Denise had bought me clothes but I wanted to be a fashion designer and had altered them So she threw them all away in a rage of jealousy and heat.

Of course i started to cry so we went back across the street to McDonald's and we talked. He said "i have a surprise for you, lets get to the bank"

So we walked alllllll around the building, up and down and he talked to a man and got us inside all the back rooms. He said "i wanna buy it!" And he turned to me and asked "would you like to invest your $800 into my bank as an investor?"

I said "what about my clothes! She said i had to return the money or else i get none!"

"But who did she spend the money on?"

"Me and my brothers and and her!"

"Well don't you think Its time to invest in you and your fashion?" He asked for my $800 i had to pull from 4 different pockets and my sock as he taught me to split to beat pick pocketers. And handed it all. He handed me back $200 and I handed it back then he handed me a $5 from his breast pocket and t told me to keep it.

And began to walk to the counter to buy the bank.

I chased after him and put it in his left cost pocket and told him, 'well you know you bought me lunch so you keep it"

I pulled it from his pocket to produce proof I had already given it and he couldn't give it back and then stuffed it back in deep, all the way i nearly ripped his shoulder off for which I promptly apologized, jumped on the counter and rubbed his soreness off and jumped down.

And he started to cry a little bashful at first then a full sob. And I tried to console him and Robby appeared with a trailing line of toilet paper so his silk hanky wouldn't be soiled with snot.

He thanked him and became startled and asked if he wanted in on the investment.

Robby said, "i might but i need to talk to you, I belong to this boarding school ran by this might be soon white bigger as he calls himself, inspired by her and taken completely out of context"

"Michael Jackson" interjected our new found Uncle Donald. "Come let's sit"

We moved to the side of the spacious lobby to a small table accompanied by two plus club chairs.

He and i talked about how neat it would be to have chaise chairs in Chase bank.

"Well, her mom is abusive, mostly about money so i would like to take control of her stock with her permission"

"Yes! I do! And i will wanna get married!" I jumped with my fist in the air and pushed against the chair like a standing push up and stood

....

"Her sit. First I would like to talk to you as an investor. I am run by the boarding house and they teach us things like to steal and bring back to get 'rewards' much often things less than they are worth like a stick of gum for $2 when I can get a whole pack for 20 cents. Uh oh, here he comes"

"Im about to invest into this bank with these two kids you got something you wanna say to me?" Instead of waiting for a reply, uncle Donald got up and briskly walked to the counter, asking to return to a different room, promptly and away from Mr Jackson whom was still solidly black (he doesn't have vitaligo its just bleached).

And we entered a nearly empty office and he turned fiercely, angry even, "this will be your office where you will WORK"

...

"Its okay! We are still friends!" I climbed into the chair then up onto the desk "this is where I will sit"

"Well close your legs and sit like a lady, like this hand me your foot, no don't take off your shoe"

"Well I didn't want to ruin you! Your suit is NICE!!"

And he moved my foot and crossed my ankles and patted my knee and said "or you cross at here"

I took my ankle to my knee "no not like that, that's like a man. Knee to knee"

"Oh like this?" I squeezed my knees together

Robby laughed and Uncle Donald looked flustered

"Oh i know I know cross at my knees, you need to explain better!" I patted his shoulder. In the 80s it was okay to touch, at least for a child.

"I said that first!"

"Oh! I interrupt!"

"No apologize" Robby groaned

"I apologize for interrupting"

"For?" Asked Donald "you can't tell her that Because ---"

"No he could I get misinformation that way"

"Except when I'm being scolded and she knows the truth" said Robby.

Tune in next week for another Miss Adventure of one Wild Single Mom's Childhood!

I had 48 cents. Robby had put in 2500 front Hayes then 1500 each from Mark and Mike Andrews which he had not signed and they got rejected. Yet Jesse notified me of this, restricted my remote deposit privileges and now i am to notify the Sheriff of Hays County, Austin, Texas that the money is kept hidden in the tax and revenue accounts of his great county. And to open an investigation which he will pretend he did and then not. So i get his hush money as well as the other two and the $15B JP Dejoria stupidly just paid me because i Told Jesse to tell his father in law that Jesse is a stupid piece of shit which he didn't.

And of course I will invest in schools across the nation, installing playgrounds at any schools that do not have them, including intermediate, Jr high, middle, High and etc.. And may be finally lockers at least were I'm centrally located and/or where i want to be, namely at high schools at least.

Because that is what I want to do. Make people happy in the funniest ways possible.

And if there is any left I want to reinvest at the parks i originally invested in, initially, to make them better snd brighter, starting at the older to the newer.

I want the world to seem happier and brighter and in the case of schools at least around here once they hit 7th grade (middle school) they change schools to those that no longer have lockers or desks to put things in, 7 or more teachers to please instead of one or two they spend all day with, like a parent who gives love and kindness and retribution, they go through puberty which in itself is a chore. Then the kids riot. I've seen it in small schools and i know it happens in big ones. 20 in one week at the beginning of school less than a mile from my house where i can hear the school bell.

And so they need a place to sleep their weary heads like the shoulder of an old friend instead of weeping a soul they can no longer call their own.

The secrets i have included here broke my heart to where it actually stopped over and over.

Instead of asking what was wrong, Mr Moneybags Jesse sent me to the doctor alone. -.-

He could have provided me with what i needed like I provided and protected him from Ms Dejoria and Mark Hindberg, Afghanistan and Iraq, which I will no longer do.

He is the one that encouraged Michael Jackson to pickpocket the slaves he had created.

Yes Michael Jackson is Wacko, is Him and is burning in Hell because I killed him with my own pistol Jesse had stolen from a cop, altered and resold to himself at a cheaper price than the way over inflated price he created to create a deficit in his company to receive a refund from the US government's IRS Department in the amount of $8,000 instead of paying the $1M he owed.

I plead guilty before a judge and Uncle Donald, Mrs Katherine Jackson, the Anne my 4 year old daughter that Michael Jackson attempted to rape in front of me, as well as Robby, my true love and of course Sunny and Jesse James himself whom gave me the gun.

Then, before then President Barack Obama, i was exonerated and pardoned completely without the possibility of parole or any other misconceptions that would be included with self defense manslaughter.

This week total I have arrested a total of 19 men and women thanks to the CIA as an unpaid civilian.

That would guarantee me Presidentship of one really great country, now, wouldn't it?

Thanks. And not to be repeated: No more games. Only truth.

Until next time my fair weather friends!

Now! Let's grab the bookie!!! Snag! You're in jail. What did ya know, Mike Andrews, I knew all along that Mark Hindberg was FBI. Why didn't you think that?

Moving along, hi JP. How are you? No one cares. Good thing you trusted into your rapist daughter who was married to a true hero whom puts up with my shit even after we name him Mr Vomit cause I make him so scared he actually vomits like I did tonight (that's included. No more scare, only truth)

Oh yes, JP, you have already been arrested and so you know -- you have no guns with you, right? Alexis Dejoria is no rapist, she's actually an excellent FBI agent whom hates her dad and is included in any exonerations I may have to hand out butbat my leisurely pace, because she actually didn't rape anybody!

Also the US government will pay your wages as you did file a lawsuit this very week by signing up with Namus.gov like we all did.

She like me, was an unpaid civilian whom ran into luck. While she's smart, she's not smart like me. Thus she's the FBI vs me who is CIA and can work against the world in a millisecond as i usually do and have in Afghanistan and Iraq where i protected many NHRA members during their tours in the US Military while they served with Jesse James and my little brother and were even kidnapped thanks to Matt Hagan's temper tantrum and Jesse James refusal to listen to command. Eventually I saved them from that too in a day and 6 hours after leaving base. They were involuntary bound and gagged and beaten within 20 minutes of their capture. Within the next 20 when I was finally told of their status they were rescued by Tony Schumacher and his team.

And now i have saved the NHRA from being beaten and raped and tortured. My time to continue here at home is not wasted,

I love you all and thank you very much for listening...

And now i have something to say about Jesse since i made him puke from a lie via email Because he made me mad for being a Dick douchebag and not caring enough about me, not wrecking his motorcycle and then lying to make me feel bad and stupider than ever although I saw the wreck and my being a girl, up and President running, couldn't stop to rescue or assist a man on his feet whom had already picked up his bike after a wipe out and the trailer passed me up to show me he would assist because forgive those trespassers as we trespass ourselves and i care that he could really been hurt. That may be a fault of mine but it is called Grace and not salvation which is being my daughter reincarnated into a goat in Iraq to keep everyone safe because Jesse is a dumb dumb sometimes and Matt Hagan prefers truth over himself, sometimes. Like being in love with a goat of my daughter's soul, in Iraq. (I bet he fucked her, too. Bestiality freak. Not my business tho, nor yours. But still, let's laugh instead of poking fun at his misadventures. It is funny, yo!)

Jesse cared about the goat so much he listened to her over every one, even me. Because he believed she was closer to God where he needed to be..

I changed his life once in Alabama and several times then, over and over, any time that need be.

But finally for this one time he trusted somebody else and learned to love as much as he could, the soul inside of him.

So God bless to all of the two headed creatures we will see wandering around the backs of people at the NHRA in the future to come. Including even on me.

I'm Mrs Cougar cause of my fingernails and my desire to be with someone young to keep me fresh and Alive -- not by his blood byt by the life he gives me. And he will be Mr Snake the one who slithers up beside me only for love while I labor in the grass kicking myself for what i might have done but not for what i might have missed out on because I was there the whole time thinking and feeling and frolicking through the grass, same as me.

And of course my tattoo will be scary cause the world as I know it, very much can be.

And you can thank me for the past or you can think about the future and beyond!!!