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I want to grab the MCU by the throat and watch it attempt to escape while it slowly suffocates between my fingers
#i hate that they gave spidey stark tech i hate that they gave him allies immediately i hate that they made him. fuckin.#begging at the avengers' shoes even though he's supposed to be a loner i HATE THE SUIT STARK GIVES HIM I HATE THAT HE KEEPS IT#the mcu is INCAPABLE of doing anything right with characters. anything#this is not spider-man this is a lapdog proudly knocking over furniture in a depserate attempt for acknoledgement#SPIDEY IS SUPPOSED TO BE NEW YORK'S FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SUPERHERO. you got the friendly part down. kind of. now let's see the neighborhood#they sent him in the middle of intergalactic conflict. this is not teenage spidey's shit.#he doesnt usually follow iron man around like a leech#spidey#i have known spidey for the spicy amount of two whole months since the seven decades or so he's existed#but god i feel an irrepressible rage towards the MCU (which i already hated before i even started liking marvel)#(guess what ! the mcu made me think i hated marvel for a good while ! wHAT AN AMAZING FUCKING COMPANY)#its the black and white thinking talking maybe. maybe im prejudiced. who knows. no shame to mcu likers i just. sldhzkhdmabslsbKAVDKVDLSBAMWB#(bangs head on table several times)#this post was brought to you by the world's angriest toddler with a hyperfixation and a solid 'im right youre wrong' mentality
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