#this is not mentioning the amiunt of times i almost fell off a horse

[theragegur]

Things that have happned to me

Being burried in a kid pile

Licked by cows

DVD roght in the eye (did not get bling, thankfully)

Poisonus plant substance on the eye (again, not blinded but it hurt like hell)

Separated a dog fight, of big dogs (do not recomend)

Get beaten up by babies (they always aim for the fucking EYES)

Bit by a wild monkey

Bit a a dog, several times (the dog fight and this are not related events)

Bit by cats several times

Almost get bit by very venomous snake

Achieve not to get rabies so far

Bit by parrots

Break a finger in the most ridiculous way possible while playing musical chairs

Have existential crisis at 8 years old

Picked a lock with, i kid you not, car keys

Figured out how to bypass some locks thanks to shitty engeneering

Find a nest of venomous snakes

Almost get stampeeded by a herd of cattle

Survive getting a screwdriver in a power socket (220v in my defence i was a bb)(still, damm)

And the list goes on, this is what i remember rn

Huh, wonder how im still alive