#this is my way of distracting myself from how gross cooking feels lmao

[cuteniarose]

Avatar Suiren who says “Chat, what do we think?” every time she needs to consult the spirit kites on something

Raava pointedly refuses to respond to that. Vaatu answers every time, partially to annoy Raava

(Bonus: it works to confer with her past lives as well, and idk about most of them but Aang would absolutely answer to that)

[purplesurveys]

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Do you have a taste in your mouth right now? What of? Just the faint taste of coffee since I have a cup at the moment but haven’t drunk from it in the last few minutes. Which is your least favourite day of the week? I’ve lost the concept of the days of the week for a few months now, man. Back when we used to do things, though, I hated Sundays as I felt loneliest on that day. It was always an automatic thing too so I had little control over it. If told to clean the house, would you be more inclined to clean one room really well or clean all of the rooms with hardly any effort? Clean all rooms with maximum effort. I’d be really bugged if I didn’t strive to be perfect with the whole place lol. Do you put glue on the object you're sticking down or on the paper? Object, so that the amount of glue I’m putting would be accurate. What was your last dream about? I don’t remember the details anymore but at the very least, I know it was very vivid since I remembered it throughout the morning. I’ve been having very detailed dreams lately – it’s the depression for sure. 

What is your favourite part of the last movie you watched? Haven’t seen a movie in a while but the last thing I watched in full was The Crown; Vanessa Kirby as Princess Margaret really shone through in the last episode I saw. Have you stuck any stickers to the computer you're using? I put all my stickers onto my laptop case but not the laptop itself. I haven’t had the case on for a while now though, since I’m always just at home now. Do you ever write or talk to yourself in your head when you're bored? Yes or when I’m feeling upset, as long as I’m alone. I’ve found that talking to myself is a healthy way to address and deal with my emotions. What interests you the most about other people? What I find interesting always varies. I have friends who I find interesting for their music tastes; some others for their knowledge of random trivia; some for their jobs, etc. It’s always different. Do you ever take random pictures out of boredom? What of? Not really. If I take photos it’s because I want to remember a moment or because I find something cute or funny. Basically anything that elicits a strong emotion out of me, I’m bound to take a picture of. Do you prefer listening to things through headphones or speakers? Headphones. How many siblings do you have? Do you get on with them? I have two siblings. I only get along with my sister; I have not talked to my brother since last year and have no desire to again. Would you rather live in a log cabin or a brick house? Mmm I’d take the brick house. Log cabin would be nice for a quick getaway, but I wouldn’t want it to be my permanent home. There’s a psychological factor in there and I just think that staying in a log cabin would make me feel suffocated eventually, haha. Do you have a calendar up for this year? I have a ‘Job Applications’ calendar that I’m currently monitoring, and it tracks the applications I’ve sent out to different companies and how long I’ve been waiting for a response from each of them. Really needing some positive vibes and energy since I actually just got my first rejection notice today. Other than that this year has been pretty fucking boring and there’s been little need to keep an active calendar. What was the very first CD you bought? The first CD I remember asking my parents to buy for me was like the High School Musical official soundtrack. I was big on Disney as a kid and wasn’t a big fan of any solo acts or bands up until I was around 10. Do you keep things like old train tickets, etc? Yessssssss. Do you like your smile? Why (not)? I like it; I find my smile friendly and warm. I just hate smiling with my teeth at the present since one of my front teeth protrudes. Can’t wait to get braces again. Would you rather be able to sing or dance? Why? Dance. Dancers are super hot, lmao. What was your favourite colour when you were a kid? Do you still like it? It was purple/violet and it was mostly influenced by my great-grandma who lovedddd the color and had it everywhere in her home. When she passed away, my love for the color slowly faded away and I don’t think too much of it now. Have you ever said 'lol' in real life? Haha yeah sometimes. I pronounce it as ‘lohl’ and never ‘el oh el’ though. Do you like your friend's parents? I like most of their parents, though I’m aware that some have abusive tendencies. Most of the parents are super nice, though. JM’s mom cooked a big lunch for us once and his dad buys like four party-sized boxes of pizza every time we come over, Angela’s parents treat me like their own kid, Gab’s mom constantly tells me she loves me...it’s in the little things. How many times have you moved? I can remember just the two times, but I know that we moved several times more when I was an infant. Have you ever refused to try a certain food? Which? Most stuff with fruits, hah. Sometimes it’s unavoidable, like when a sushi roll has mango or if I’m having banoffee pie, but I almost always refuse a meal with some kind of fruit in it. What's your favourite type of soup? Not really big on soup. I just like miso. Very occasionally I’ll have mushroom soup too. What is your favourite candle scent? I don’t buy candles nor do I know people who regularly get them, so I’m not very familiar with the different scents. Does the sight of blood make you feel ill? In real life, it would. I always have to look away whenever Gabie gets a nosebleed ha. But I have no problem watching bloody wrestling matches and I actually enjoy the bloodier ones. Super weird quirk of mine. What do you call it when you're sick anyways? (Sick, ill, not well, etc) If I’m referring to a fever I call it sick/ill/not feeling well. If I feel like throwing up I say I’m getting dizzy/need to vomit. I’ve never referred to puking as ‘getting sick,’ and it took me a very long time to realize that it was a common American saying, haha. Did you ever really believe in the tooth fairy? I did, and I felt super betrayed when I put my tooth under my pillow only to see it again the next morning. If you had to appear in a movie, which genre would you choose? Coming of age. What do you do with unwanted gifts? I keep them, since I still appreciate the effort of the gift-giver. Are there any clothes you haven't worn in ages, that you've suddenly started wearing again? HAHA yes. There will be rare instances where I get to go out and I always take the time to look stylish as all fuck, even though I’m only running an errand and wearing flashier pieces would be so unnecessary. I just miss dressing up and looking cute, man. Do any keys on your keyboard stick? Like, if they’re sticky? No. Would you rather own a laptop or a computer? Laptop. Love it when things are portable. Do you think you'll look at old photos of yourself and be embarrassed? My teenage years are definitely bad especially with regard to my fashion choices lol, but so are everyone else’s so I’m not super embarrassed. I cringe at the photos but I wouldn’t mind if my friends poked fun at them because chances are I’d join in too. What was the worst hairstyle you ever had? I always hated it whenever my mom took me to the salon to have my hair rebonded. That kind of look has never worked with my face shape and so I usually did everything for my hair to start curling up quicker and go back to its original form. Do you like t-shirts with sayings on them? Why (not)? Not really. It’s just not a personal preference. I like plain or slightly printed pieces. Do you click on the adverts at the side of the screen? No. Have you ever coughed and sneezed at the same time? I’m sure it’s happened before. Are you embarrassed to show people your ID photo? Nah. Whatever dude. Have / would you ever become a cheerleader? I haven’t, but I would have loved to. We don’t have a cheerleading club or varsity in my old school though so I was never able to hone my skills, if ever. What's the longest you've gone without eating? Maybe a little more than 24 hours. What is one of your biggest irrational fears? Commercials airing at night. I find jingles and graphic effects unsettling by a certain hour lol. What comes up when you press Ctrl + V? “I reeeeally miss seeing you and your purple things and seeing you give glares to people who deserve it. what a lodi <333��� omg aw. It’s Jane’s birthday today and I copied that bit of my greeting to move it to another paragraph so that my message would flow better. Out of the bands you listen to, were most of them around before or after you were born? After. When did you last jump out of fright? I don’t remember. Are you currently waiting on something? What? For a company to take me in. Does time pass slowly or quickly when you're on the internet? Usually it’s quickly, but now that I feel more and more useless around the house, time’s been more slow and for the first time the distractions of the internet haven’t been working. What about when you're at school / work? Depended on the amount of stuff I had to do and whether I’m enthusiastic about them or not. Does the thought of being pregnant gross you out? The thought of giving birth does, but not pregnancy. What was the last thing you made with your hands? I mean I made myself a cup of coffee tonight, but the coffee mix itself was already pre-packaged. I just mixed it with hot water. Are you good at making shadow puppets? I’d say no. Are you more hungry or thirsty right now? Neither. I’ve been so anxious and depressed these days I’m actually skipping every single meal except dinner, and even then I eat very little. I don’t even do it on purpose; my anxiety has simply stopped me from feeling hungry. No idea what the weighing scale’s gonna tell me the next time I check, sigh. Someone hire me plz. God it really sucks being a fresh grad in this current state of the world. Are you prone to headaches? No. They only come out during hectic schedules and stressful weeks. Do you forget things easily? The little and everyday things, like forgetting my school ID at home or where I placed my keys. But I don’t forget things that are more bigger-picture, like birthdays or faces or memories. Do you enjoy going out to dinner? I enjoy it and I terribly miss being able to do it. Would you ever go on a cruise ship holiday? I would and I have. Lots of fun. Would do again and again. What's your favourite sea animal? Dolphins and whales. Do you get coughs or colds more? Coughs.

[cyncity2000]

73 questions tag! tysm @goodlesson , can’t say i’ve ever had anything like this before but hey it’s not like I have anything better to do rn 😅 

answers under the cut! i tag @rene-royale @teenager-confused-tired @sawafilmtoday @onedoesnotsimplystormthebastille if you feel like it, but no pressure bc this is a LOT and took me a couple days to finish lol

on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? um. could be worse, could be better?? so 5. 

describe yourself in a hashtag? no. twitter and all its shitty hashtags can go to hell.

if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? weird question. nobody?? i wouldn’t want to??

if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? not to be all dan smith on main but like...’come to this please’

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? uhhhh idk. i’m very open about most aspects of my personality i’d say

what’s your wake up ritual? stay in bed as long as possible and then YEET at maximum speed so i don’t waste the day

what’s your go to bed ritual? tell myself i should go to bed. pick up my phone instead. regret it in the morning.

what’s your favorite time of day? 2pm or 9-10pm 

your go to for having a good laugh? macdoesit or drawfee videos on youtube. truly the best.

dream country to visit? i wanna go back to england and france, also i’d love to visit literally anywhere i could

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? falling in love with my college roommate probably,, didn’t see THAT coming

heels or flats/sneakers? bitch i’m 5′10″ with size 12.5 feet. converse.

vintage or new? vintage looks cool. i am not cool. so new.

who do you want to write your obituary? idk man i don’t wanna think about that now???

style icon? if you knew me irl you’d know style is not a word in my vocabulary

what are three things you cannot live without? my cat, my friends/gf, and my cd collection 

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? i do not bake or cook, the real world is going to kill me immediately

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? i’d be too stressed to make food for people but i’d love to like. go OUT for dinner with...dodie, dallon weekes, and pj liguori. they’re all just cool people i follow and i wanna know what they’re LIKE. 

what’s your biggest fear in life? failure due to lack of confidence, motivation and direction in life :)))

window or aisle seat? i’d say window but i am long boi so aisle is usually nicer unless i trip someone by accident

what’s your current tv obsession? still supernatural, also brooklyn 99

favorite app? tumblr :D

secret talent? despite my crippling procrastination issues i’ve almost always been a straight-A student 🤷‍♀️

most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? drove myself two hours to a concert in february, or maybe the time i did a really hard ropes course or went to the badlands?

how would you define yourself in three words? introverted, distracted, nerdy

favorite piece of clothing you own? maybe my waterparks sweatshirt bc i had a dream last night that i donated it and then went back to the store to buy it back lmao so subconsciously i must really like it

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? you gotta have that one pair of black jeans that goes with anything imo

a superpower you would want? flying. it’s the only recurring dream i’ve ever had and it’s my only answer ever

what’s inspiring you in life right now? all the people doing big or little things to help. the ones doing instagram lives or sending money or supplies to people in need or just giving me more faith in humanity

best piece of advice you’ve received? can’t remember any. why doesn’t anyone give me good advice

best advice you’d give your teenage self? do your laundry on time. don’t wear...whatever that was to school. just wash ur fuckin clothes. also don’t let it bother you that you’re single the whole time. you’ll get there.

a book everyone should read? they both die at the end by adam silvera. you WILL cry. but you will love it. 

what would you like to be remembered for? i have no idea. being a non-shitty person at least.

how do you define beauty? happiness.

what do you love most about your body? idk being tall is kinda nice

best way to take a rest/decompress? get a blanket. comfy clothes. my cat. put headphones on. put some music on or watch youtube.

favorite place to view art? on tumblr and instagram! i follow soo many wonderful artists it’s great

if your life was a song, what would the title be? Oh No (What Is She Doing Now?)

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? piano or guitar. i suck at both and if i could be good at ONE i’d be happy

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? been thinking about this tbh. somewhere on my arm definitely but idk where D:

dolphins or koalas? dolphins!!

what’s your spirit animal? a cat?

best gift you’ve ever received? for christmas my sister bought me a cute lil box meant for displaying concert tickets and it was the most thoughtful thing ever. also the AMAZING studio headphones i’m currently using that my mom got me like three years ago for christmas

best gift you’ve given? probably when i bought me and my best friend tickets to see the Sherlock S4 finale in a movie theater 

what’s your favorite board game? cards against humanity, one night ultimate werewolf/alien, settlers of catan

what’s your favorite color? porpleee 💜

least favorite color? hmm they’re all valid except for like. puke green.

diamond or pearls? neither lol

drugstore makeup or designer? neither 😜

blow-dry or air-dry? blow-dry but i never do bc it takes y e a r s

pilates or yoga? yoga!

coffee or tea? both but only hot tea or frozen coffee 

what’s the weirdest word in the english language? thanks to tumblr the word ‘defenestrate’ has entered my vocabulary and I do not regret it

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? either. chocolate is chocolate 🍫

stairs or elevators? tbh stairs, i’m just a lazy bitch

summer or winter? winter. cold > hot

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? i’d still get tired of it :( i need that variety!!

a dessert you don’t like? none. dessert is dessert and it is all valid if i can eat it

a skill you’re working on mastering? writing, working from home, playing the guitar

best thing to happen to you today? currently watching mike gross play old brobecks tunes :’) he also just saw my comment yay

worst thing to happen to you today? i had cheesecake for lunch. sounds good but it’s the only thing i’ve had today besides a piece of chocolate and my body is Not Happy

best compliment you’ve ever received? someone on fanfiction dot net once left me a comment saying they’d almost cried at my story and called me “a true writer” and it’s honestly one of the only thing that keeps me writing...i’m still mad they weren’t signed in so I’ll never be able to thank them for it.

favorite smell? lemon, cookies, fresh-cut grass

hugs or kisses? hugs!!

if you made a documentary, would it be about? somethin gay probably

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? honestly...probably “who the fuck is keith” fjadskljfd

lipstick or lipgloss? like peyton said chapstick is the only valid answer

sweet or savory? depends how i’m feelin, love both

girl crush? besides the obvious one (my girlfriend), honestly not many? there’s this one girl i follow on insta who’s big in the panic! fandom and jESUS SHE’S SO PRETTY. also the girl who plays kaia in supernatural is CUUUTE

how do you know you’re in love? has only happened to me once but for me...i already loved her platonically for months and then suddenly one day i was like oh. why am i getting the urge to kiss you rn. oh no.

a song you can listen to on repeat? anything by idkhow or bastille. never gets old.

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? not to copy peyton but i would love to know what goes on inside my cat’s head

what are you most excited for about this time in your life? next semester of college!! i got into a super-competitive dorm and i’m gonna have my own room and live with nine other people and gahh i’m just so excited to be chaotic with all my friends again and meet new people :’)

[sweethazzababy]

Banana Boy

Plot: Harry farts too much and you get annoyed

Warnings: absolutely none

Word Count: 1.4k

A/N- i don’t really know what sparked this idea in my head, but the minute i started i ended up with this! this short one shot is purely for laughs, and something I had a lot of fun writing lmao so pls enjoy!! 

“Harry?”

“Hmm?” He hums, the vibrations from his chest tingling your cheek. His eyes are focused on the television while you are drowning in pure disgust.

“What is that unearthly smell?” You scrunch your nose, eventually using your hand to block it from consuming your sinuses.

“Oops.” He lightly chuckles, eyes still trained on the screen avoiding the death glare you’re surely giving him right now. Your face twists as the smell becomes stronger, yet Harry doesn’t even seem fazed by it. And then another one hits.

“Harryyyy...” You whine loudly, pinching your nose and pushing yourself off of him to get as far away as possible.

“Hey, where you going?” Harry sadly asks with a pout. “We haven’t finished the episode yet and you movin’ around is distracting me. I need my cuddle buddy.” He pats his chest, empty of your presence.

At this point, you’re already on the other side of your king size bed with your arms crossed and your eyes pierced on the TV. You can feel his gaze on you as he sits there all lonely, wanting you back in his arms.

“No one wants their cuddle buddy to fart every fucking 2 seconds!” You fire back abruptly, scrunching your nose once more at the thought of it. Harry doesn’t fart often, but when he does, boy are they silent and deadly. It also just isn’t one or two, it’s multiple in a row and it’s absolutely disgusting.

“Hate to break it to yeh love, it’s a natural human function.” He tries to reason with you in a lighthearted mocking tone. A smirk is still on full display, knowing how you try so hard to stay annoyed, forcing your smile away—but most of the time you can’t because his cute dimples throw you off and you just end up wallowing in your own self pity, realizing you can’t stand you’re ground.

“Natural human function my ass..” You grumble lowly. “No fart like that, with that kind of smell, is natural. I don’t know what kind of substances you’re putting into your body—sir—because that is definitely not normal.” Your arms are still tightly crossed against your chest fed up.

Harry chuckles at your stubbornness. “Hmm let’s see what I ate today shall we?” Harry suggests, tapping his finger dramatically against his chin as he tries so desperately hard to remember the day’s events. “For breakfast, I had two english muffins with sugar free apricot jam. Delectable, let me tell yeh...then for lunch I demolished that cranberry walnut salad from that cafe we went to this afternoon. Also delicious, 10/10 recommend.” Harry continues, connecting his ring finger and thumb together emphasizing his approval.

 “Aanndd for dinner, we ate grilled honey lime chicken, some roasted broccoli, and sweet potato. Cooked by muah.” He says, pointing to himself with such pride his eyes glow. After listing off his meals of the day, he looks at you with a cheeky smile curving his lips. You, however, don’t give in. He just finds this quick little banter amusing while you’re suffocating from his deadly farts. Not funny.

“All healthy and well balanced, my love.” He adds, trying to win you over.

“You didn’t have any snacks in between meals hmm?” You counter, your competitiveness taking over because of your desire to desperately win this battle.

“If I recall correctly, I had a banana before I went to the gym early this morning before breakfast—great source of fiber,” He adds trying to prove to you that his farts are indeed normal, because in his mind, anything healthy won’t make you gassy. “And then I had another banana an hour or two before we went to lunch, and then I had a half of another banana after dinner.” Harry’s eyebrows furrow together as he glances out into space trying to retrieve the memory of the previous hours of the day.

A corner of your mouth lifts into a slight smirk realizing you finally discovered the culprit of the God awful, unknown gases coming from this boys ass.

“What?” He asks lowly and his smile disappearing as he’s noticing the deviousness behind your smirk.

A breathy chuckle slips from your lips, and now you’re the one who’s amused, at the sight of Harry sitting helplessly and completely out of the loop on the other end of the bed. This time, his arms are crossed with a pouty lip.

Before you have the chance to answer, he lets out yet another fart only this one is extremely loud. His cheeks heat up quickly, embarrassed. You burst into laughter, the situation no longer grossing you out purely because he has no clue why his digestive system is acting up, but you do. He’s getting frustrated, brows pulling together and his fingers picking at his lip.

“Damn H-Harry control it...please!” You find it difficult to get a sentence out as you laugh so extremely hard you could pee yourself. But still, Harry is just slumped in his side of the bed, as his eyes squint at you.

“You’re a jerk.” Harry states, shaking his head with his tongue poking at the inside of his cheek in disapproval, as his eyes shift back to the TV. Only now, a small smirk ghosts over his features because he can only go so long without laughing along with you. Your laugh is one of the most contagious he’s ever heard and holding his in might make him explode.

“Bananas, Harry.” You say after calming down a bit. His head snaps to look at you, and his face twists in confusion.

“ Pardon?” His tone lifts when he hears your random declaration.

The expression on his face is just too priceless and giggles start erupting from your lips in hysterics. “B-banan—“ A giggle cuts you off from your own words. “Bananas!”

Still not understanding what you’re trying to say—because in fact to him, you look like a complete and utter mental person spewing out random words—he raising a skeptical brow wondering what has taken over you. “I think you have gone bananas babe, because I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about...” He mumbles, taking the opportunity to use clever play-on-words, but it only makes you laugh harder. 

“Why did you eat so many bananas today?” You manage to ask between your fit of giggles. Harry has always loved bananas, his passion for the fruit is extremely funny. But today, his dose was a bit too much and you are positive that is the reason why he can’t stop farting. At this point, you’re surprised he hasn’t turned into one. 

“I like bananas Y/N. Nothin’ wrong with that’ “ He defends himself, his face flushed. 

“Okay, but Harry maybe you like bananas toooo much...” You trail off, hinting at your reasoning. He just looks at you with a blank stare, still not understanding. 

“What are you goin’ on about?” He exasperates, peering at you. All of the sudden, his eyes green irises widen at the realization. “Are you implying that my love for bananas is causing me to fart too much?” 

You hold in your laugh, and just nod with amusement. Harry immediately rolls his eyes as he gives you a lopsided smirk. 

“Sorry darling, but you’re gonna have to deal with it because there is no way I am giving up bananas.” He states matter-of-factly. “Now please get back over here, I miss you.” His eyes sparkle as he gazes at you lovingly from the otherside of the bed. Giving in, you crawl your way back into his strong arms with your head resting in the crook of his neck. 

After a few minutes of peace and quite, with hum of Friends in the background, Harry shifts to get up from the bed.  

“What are you doing?” You whine since you just got comfortable laying on his chest. 

“I, am going to get myself a banana, because I want one, and you are not going to stop me.” Harry cheekily remarks, a goofy grin plastered on his face. You giggle rolling your eyes, and watch him approach the door. 

When he steps forward to open the bedroom door to make his way to the kitchen yet another fart comes out of his ass. 

“Harryyyy!” You groan, digging your face into your pillow and you just hear him cackle walking out of the room. 

Such a banana boy.