#this is my unethical polycule. the nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
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— I couldn't care less about your future. — Well, you'd better care, because you're part of it, and so is your wife.
r/v/b for @tortoisesshells.
#victoria devlin starring in: i gave up trying to find my father so i just got a few boyfriends old enough to be my dad. or my uncle.#tortoisesshells#�� roger collins & victoria winters & burke devlin. ┊ to know how it ends‚ and still begin to sing it again.#➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery.#gifs.#i've been accused of not exactly truth-telling when it comes to posting about r/v ... well.#this is lies. we made it up. but look at them! aren't they just darling!#thank you 60's daytime television.#this is my unethical polycule. the nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.#(one of them framed another one for vehicular manslaughter and sent him to prison.#two of them have been the other one's employees at one point or another.#they have all — at some point — accused each other of murder; except for accusing vicki who is by all accounts an angel#and who would NEVER frame her boyfriend for her manslaughter on purpose. although this does happen in canon. accidentally.)#also that she stabs roger with a knife in the au but that's not *really* her fault because she's under hypnotic vampire influence.#(and – moreover that roger a. deserves it and b. enjoys it)#because they are doomed to reenact the machinations of collinsport's tripartite love story.#because a woman in possession of josette's (& laura's) locket; of an adventuring‚ prosperous husband who builds her a home in collinsport;#of a vampire-coded boyfriend also in love with her but doomed chiefly to yearning and the occasional bite;#of a foretold fate of falling from the cliffside; and on top of all that is a brunette – well‚ she must be josette.
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This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
#i thought about putting this on my main bc that's where i usually put my funnyman posts#but then I'd miss the joke of this coming from user astrid-beck#this is a blumendrei post but sorry for implying they negotiate their polyamory#critical role#blumendrei
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If everyone in Home turns out to be E̷V̶I̷L̸:
Wally: This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated, we're just evil in other ways.
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Team Pnk be like: This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
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#this is lies. we made it up. but look at them! aren't they just darling!#thank you 60's daytime television.#this is my unethical polycule. the nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
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#because a woman in possession of josette's (& laura's) locket; of an adventuring‚ prosperous husband who builds her a home in collinsport;#of a vampire-coded boyfriend also in love with her but doomed chiefly to yearning and the occasional bite;#of a foretold fate of falling from the cliffside; and on top of all that is a brunette – well‚ she must be josette. (via @widowshill)
— I couldn't care less about your future. — Well, you'd better care, because you're part of it, and so is your wife.
r/v/b for @tortoisesshells.
#EVERYONE APPRECIATE TUMBLR USER WIDOWSHILL RIGHT NOW.#OH I AM YELLING.#Collinsport always needs a Josette and a Jeremiah and a Barnabas and GUESS WHAT. you've been assigned your roles. you're going to die.#that even before the 1795 arc was on the horizon; burke was favorably compared to jeremiah; that burke accused roger of stealing years;#from his life; that vicki came as a stranger to collinwood for one purpose and got drawn into another.#in a series about the inability to escape the sins of the past - how the sins of the past are eternally revisited on the present!;#how fitting; then; that burke unburies himself to point the finger at roger for the injustices done against him! that roger finds himself;#without moving or changing having a new role assigned to him: he's no longer the richest and most powerful man in town;#that vicki has no past to answer for or to eat her alive but its absense is so great and hungry that she'll be swallowed up by it anyway.#dark shadows#victoria winters#roger collins#burke devlin#oh my god. i need to sit down. it's so gorgeous.#r/v/b tag pending
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