#this is my favorite thing ever thank u so much artie

[nagachiika]

so @pennadus sent me this advert that popped up for him and we both immediately thought about Arima wearing it... and Take consequently dying laughing over it

[miserelysia]

“I Watched the Artemis Fowl Movie and It Made Me Very Upset” Liveblog!

So I decided I had to subject myself to this movie despite being Extremely Aware that it’s a massive pile of firey garbage. It was about as painful as expected, so I liveblogged to keep my sanity. Here’s basically what happened in my head while I was watching:

Josh Diggums: I feel so bad for Josh Gad's voice because it's painfully obvious they just didn't want Olaf showing up so they forced him into some terrible Bale-Batman voice that keeps cracking

why is this movie taking itself so seriously

Book Artemis: eternally unathletic dweeb

Movie Artemis: SURFING MASTER

the fuck, Branagh

THIS VOICE IS SO DAMN BAD, JOSH PLEASE STOP TALKING

okay Artemis is appropriately a little shit for EXACTLY ONE SCENE

FUCK OFF WITH FRIDGING THE MOM, BRANAGH

"ur mom's dead and ur dad's gone so ur a little shit" WHAT A GREAT COUNSELOR

fuck's sake

Book Artemis: immediately falls off whatever this hover thing is

COLIN FARRELL. SEXY MAN.

I ALMOST FORGIVE THEM FOR BRINGING HIM BACK EARLY

AND..... KNOWING ABOUT MAGIC

SDJFKSDF

WHATEVER

I WAS PREPARED FOR THIS

this voice is still terrible, Josh. I'm sorry

this kid is a pretty good actor

"all i really want is to believe in you" that was actually well-delivered

"Arty"

<sobbing>

OKAY IT'S NOT ACCORDING TO THE BOOK BUT FUCK ME THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS WELL DONE

i desperately need Butler to show up soon tho

I SPOKE TOO SOON

"DOMOVOI" ??!!?? YOU FUCKS

why

are his eyes

fucking ELECTRIC BLUE

HIS LITERAL FUKDFSUCING NAME IN THE BOOKS IS 'BUTLER' IT'S PART OF BEING AN INSANELY GOOD SECRET AGENT GUARDIAN HE'S NOT AN ACTUFL FUCKING BUTLER AND LITERALLY NO ONE EVER CALLS HIM "THE BUTLER" BUT HIS NAME IS BUTLER BECAUSE HIS REAL NAME IS SECRET HE'S FUCKING SECURITY FUCKING DID YOU READ THIS FUCKING BOOK SERIES AT ALL BRANAGH OR DID YOU JUSTDSJFKLDSHFSD:LFSEFAGH

i'm sorry

Butler is my absolute favorite character of the entire damn series and they fucking

can't even get OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE CHARACTER CORRECT

SCREAMS

did they think calling him "Butler" would be weird because they cast a black guy?????

AGAIN WHY WITH THE FUCKING ELECTRIC BLUE CONTACTS THEY'RE SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE IT LOOKS SO BAD. IF YOU MAKE THE DECISION TO CAST AN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN JUST FUCKING OWN THAT HE HAS DARK EYES DON'T DO THIS

THE "OWL STAR"???? REALLY???? WHY NOT FOWL STAR

WHY

NOT

IT'S JUST SUCH AN ARBITRARY DUMBASS CHANGE IT MAKES NO SENSE

PLEASE DID I JUST MISUNDERSTAND THE REPORTER MAN

DID THE CAPTIONS JUST MISUNDERSTAND HIM?????

NOPE IT'S LITERALLY THE  O W L  S T A R

fuck off

i'm sorry

stuff like that just bothers me a lot

it makes ABSOLUTELY no sense to change it

Fowl Star made sense bECAUSE IT'S OWNED BY ARTEMIS FOWL

artemis has a lot more emotions than i remember him having

i will not forgive them for destroying the Butler/Artemis relationship in favor of a Dad they fucking fridge in the first half hour of the movie

oh boy nursery rhymes as codes

GROUNDBREAKING

i think the fairies would have something to say about you hiding their own shit from them, MISTER SENIOR

it's still a bad voice, Josh, I'm so sorry

okay Haven is pretty nice

"Haven" not "Haven City"

pretty sure

holly being a 13 year old girl is disconcerting

that was mentioned in a review

they're supposed to be Child-Sized not ACTUAL CHILDREN

also "small person = higher pitched voice" is such a stupid trope please stop

i like the Being diversity around the city

like lots of different types of humanoids

josh desperately wants to do the Olaf voice

i'm so sorry Josh

okay aside from the shit voice Diggums is pretty good

lol Cudgeon's already in jail

i

okay then

i know this is Opal Koboi

meh

i hate her in the books so they can fuck her up all they want

judi dench is batman too i guess

how many cigs you smoke judi root

OH BOY HOLLY HAS MISSING DADDY ISSUES TOO

fucking shit

"you're 84" and you look like a fUCKING THIRTEEN YEAR OLD

such bad choices

every time they say "Domovoi" i--

HISDFHSDHFH

JULIET

SHE'S

HIS

FUCKING

NIECE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

SDFJLS:DKF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUCK YOU

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK YOU KENNETH BRANAGH

NO

NO

NO

NO

SHE'S

HIS

FUCKING

SISTER

HIS BABY SISTER HE LOVES AND CARES FOR EVEN MORE THAN ARTEMIS AND THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP THAN UNCLE AND NIECE

HOW COULD YOU LITERALLY DESTROY EVERYTHING ABOUT BUTLER AND STILL SLEEP AT NIGHT

<vomits into the sun>

eoin colfer i hope you made so much money off of this SHITSTACK

(genuinely tho that's literally the only consolation; now he can write more Good Books)

Juliet is cute but i know about all she does is make sandwiches

so fuck this

judi dench is Good

foaly is Okay

why's he wearing clothes tho

the chutes are a lot more... open than expected

BEECHWOOD SHORT THE TRAITOR

FUCK OFF

WHY IS HOLLY’S CHARACTER DEFINED BY HER FUCKING FATHER

THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE AN OUTCOME THAN I EVEN EXPECTED GIVEN THEY EVISCERATED HER CHARACTER'S DRIVE BY MAKING THE L.E.P. ALREADY HAVE FEMALE OFFICERS AND COMMANDERS

"get out cudgeon before i throw you out" okay they got Root completely right at least

aside from making him a her

but that's okay

because it's Judi Dench

awwwww happy flying scene bUT HOLLY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHIELDED GOt DAMN

“any update?” "yes. i'm freezing" amazing, Butler

i mean dOmOvOi

HOLLY YOU'RE STILL NOT SHIELDED

CGI isn't too bad in this but honestly that's not impressive anymore

awwwww cute wedding scene

troll is about as ugly as possible

LOL JUST FUCKING THROW TIME FREEZE UP LIKE IT'S NOTHING

OKAY

LOL HOLLY GO DEAL WITH THE TROLL DON'T FOCUS ON ONE SMALL CHILD

THAT'S NOT HOW A TIME FREEZE WORKS

I

i mean it's COOL

i love the little Men in Green zipping around

but it doesn't make ANY sense

LOL SO WHY DO THE PEOPLE THINK THE PLACE IS TRASHED

lol gently floating troll

Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Judi Root continues to be amazing

ok tbf Opal Koboi would be after the Aculos if it existed

OP MacGuffin plots are so tired tho like really Branagh

i love the wings on her suit

ARTEMIS WHEN DID YOU GET TO THE TREE

holly ur a bad 84-year-old officer

LOL CUDGEON IS RIGHT ON

AND JUDI ROOT CONTINUES TO BE

"Not Happy!" lol wat

who wrote that bit of dialogue and said "yes this a perfectly good thing to have her say when she wakes up in a cage"

"mesmerism"

boy i love these exposition dump convos between Mr. Sr. and Arty

LOL "most human beings are afraid of gluten, how do you think they'd handle goblins" is a great line

out of touch, but still funny

...why does the time freeze take forever to generate now when you did it in TWO SECONDS BEFORE

calm down holly damn

foaly's very pretty

sO DID THEY FREEZE THE *ENTIRE WORLD*????????

I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS TO FREEZE THINGS INSIDE SO YOU HAVE MOONLIGHT LONGER

AND

AND

whatever

i love this fucking ARMY coming out of literally everywhere

"TOP OF THE MORNIN'" OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS

whole movie is worth it

for that line

i love that they're entirely in green

and no one ever Shields

ever

they mentioned Shields once but NO ONE IS SHIELDED

BUTLER WOULD NEVER LET ARTEMIS INTO A FIGHT

SCREAMS

"TAKE THE SHOT"

WHY IS THE TIME FREEZE SO EASILY DESTABILIZED

FOALY

ARE YOU TELLING ME NO ONE HAS EVER SHOT YOUR FUCKING ENORMOUS DEVICE

omg no U GAVE OPAL KOBOI LEGITIMATE REASONS FOR DOING WHAT SHE'S DOING

YOU GAVE HER A SAD FRUSTRATING BACKSTORY

SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ARROGANT SELF-SERVING BITCH AND NOTHING ELSE

TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES??????

hOW DID ARTEMIS KNOW ABOUT MULCH DIGGUMS SPECIFICALLY

lol that is 100% a completely inhumane prison what the fuck, fairies

why does Holly have human music

well i'm glad we didn't have to watch mulch almost eat a dude's head

"My father was kidnapped."

"My father is dead."

"Can I trust you?"

"You'll have to."

BUT WHY

WHAT IS THIS DIALOGUE

WHAT IS THIS CHARACTER PROGRESSION

THERE's NO REASON TO TRUST HER

OR TO NEED TO TRUST HER

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNEARNED AND STUPID

glad holly's entire character REVOLVES AROUND A MAN NOW, BRANAGH

LOL THEY JUST DIDN'T GIVE ROOT A FIRST NAME???

JUDI ROOT CONFIRMED

"listen to us, grunting at each other like a pair of hippos with a throat infection" LMAO

i hope that was Josh Gad improv

LOL HE JUST FUCKING DESTROYS EVERYTHING IN HIS WAY WHILE TUNNELING

YOU DIDN'T EVEN REALLY TUNNEL IN, MULCH

HOW DID YOU COME OUT OF A PAINTING

DO THEY HAVE PAINTINGS IN A BASEMENT???

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SHEETROCK OR WHATEVER

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO EASY TO JUST

UGH

FOLLOW THE BOOK

COME ON

MULCH YOU ARE THE WORST BURGLAR

"what would your parents be" THEY'D BE CENTAURS MULCH

is... is Mulch on the second floor

HE TUNNELED THROUGH THE WALL ONTO THE SECOND FLOOR

artemis... just.. lets holly out

ok cool

LOL HIS NOSE HAIRS GROW AND MOVE LIKE TENTACLES

stupid and... funny? i guess

at least Cudgeon is the piece of shit he is in the book lol

oh boy troll time

BUTER WOULD NEVER LET MULCH DIGGUMS PICKPOCKET HIM

"jam all magic" OMFG THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE

BUTLER WOULD NEVER LET ARTEMIS FACE DOWN A FUCKING TROLL

LOL THEY JUST FIRE THE TROLL LIKE A BULLET

A TROLL-ET

DOMOVOI YOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS WHAT THE FUCK

i wonder if kids even like this movie

omg butler couldn't even jump

i

i don't understand

he literally DOESN'T HELP AT ALL

IT'S HIS WHOLE THING

IS BEING ABLE TO KICK ASS

FUCKING COME ON BRANAGH

yeah fuck you branagh

are... are the fairies just DYING TO THE TIME FREEZE COLLAPSE???

"goodbye my friend. i'm sorry i was FUCKING USELESS"

branagh you're trying to activate my feelings with this Sad Death Scene(TM) but i am IMPERVIOUS because artemis has had NO RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER WITH THIS """DOMOVOI"""

COOL HE'S BACK NOW I’M SO GLAD ACTUAL FULL ON DEATH HAS ZERO CONSEQUENCES NOW THANKS TO OP FAIRY MAGIC

WHAT GREAT WRITING THIS IS

"i didn't cry did i" FUCK OFF

WHY IS IT SO DANGEROUS WHEN THE TIME FREEZE ENDS

WHY IS YOUR TECH SO SHITTY, FOALY

TIME FREEZES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DANGEROUS TO THE OCCUPANTS

THAT GOES AGAINST ALL OF FAIRY RULES

...okay and then it just ends..........?

Domovoi: "you have to try!"

Artemis: "i can't, tho"

Domovoi: "it's too dangerous!"

WHAT IS THIS DIALOGUE

WHO WROTE THIS ABSOLUTE DRIVEL

"the aculos for my father"

THE L.E.P. DOESN'T EVEN HAVE YOUR FATHER YOU ABSOLUTE DOOF

holly how do u know how to do this

the... the aculos is just the fucking Book?

i feel slapped in the face

she just recites the words and. and.

whatever

whatever

i'm done

GO FIND YOUR DAD WHO'S MAGICALLY BACK

WHY WOULD HE BE IN THE BED ARTEMIS

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A GENIUS

this girl who plays Holly cannot act

i'm sorry girl

MAGICALLY BACK DAD

HOORAY HOLLY'S CHARACTER CONTINUES TO BE DEFINED BY HER FATHER

FUCK

YOU

WRITERS

AND BRANAGH

BUTLER WOULD NEVER CRY, DOMOVOI

i like the cool earpiece they gave Judi Root to maybe? disguise her hearing aid?

Haven does look pretty cool

too much water above tho it’s not Atlantis guys come on

"i'm a criminal mastermind" LITERALLY WHEN DID YOU SHOW ANY SORT OF MASTERMIND BEHAVIOR OR CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR

BESIDES BRIEFLY KIDNAPPING HOLLY AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LETTING HER OUT

LMAO THAT LAST SHOT OF JULIET JUST LOOKING EXCITEDLY OUT OF THE WINDOW AT THE HELICOPTER WHILE EVERYONE LEAVES HER BEHIND

WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT EVEN

THIS POOR GIRL YOU’RE JUST LEAVING HER ALONE

WOW THIS PRISON/INTERROGATION PLACE HAS LIKE

NO SECURITY

HI HOLLY WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

THIS WHOLE ENDING IS JUST THE STUPID CAP ON TOP OF A STUPID SUNDAE

i need to go listen to the books again now

[jennaush]

glee and girl meets world? ♥

bless

glee:

the first character i ever fell in love with: finn or artie

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: i don’t dislike anyone anymore bc well glee was over 100 years ago but kurt and brittany maybe? maybe blaine a little too.. don’t @ me 

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: klaine

my ultimate favorite character™: TINA COHEN FREAKING CHANG. THANK U NEXT

prettiest character: quinn or tina

my most hated character: err terri schuester

my OTP: artina or samcedes or finchel (or JAKETINA IF WE WANNA GO THERE)

my NOTP: fuinn and bram

favorite episode: fuck. idk. goodbye and journey were the ones that really really got me and stuck with me when i first watched them, so i’m just gonna say those two.

saddest death: is this even a question............. 

favorite season: 3, i think.

least favorite season: 4 or 6 (even though 4 was SO TINA-FILLED I’M CONFLICTED)

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: santana

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: artie tbh

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: tina and mercedes!!!

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: hudrose :))))) 

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: brittana lol

girl meets world:

the first character i ever fell in love with: maya

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: i don’t think there is one

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: rucas

my ultimate favorite character™: maya!!

prettiest character: all the girls are so pretty

my most hated character: idk. the guy who bullied riley

my OTP: rilaya or lucaya

my NOTP: err any adult/kid combo if that even is a thing i don’t wanna know

favorite episode: girl meets flaws or girl meets rileytown

saddest death: did anyone die??

favorite season: 2

least favorite season: 3 only bc there was so much pain w maya and also the last season

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: i don’t hate anyone 

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: zay except he’s not trash

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: maya

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: there aren’t any ships like that but i have to admit i appreciate r-rated lucaya fics set in their 20s

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: riarkle and smarkle and zaya

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you…

(if anyone cares and wants to ask here’s my fandoms)

[katzuron]

1 - 60

1. Favorite toy

Hmmmm.. no n e i dont really play with em.

2. what would you name your future kids?

Maybe May ( From Mayonnaise uwu) for a girl and for a boy maybe.. idk Edd? (in my country this name is very popular idk)

 3. do you miss anyone?

N a h

 4. what are you looking forward to? 

idk there are too m a ny

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

yess

 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

p much

 7. what was your life like last year? 

very non-memed and boring

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

y e s

 9. who did you last see in person?

hmmmmmmmm...mom

 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

yes and no in the same t i m e

 11. are you listening to music right now?

y e s

 12. what is something you want right now?

cu d d l e s

 13. how do you feel right now?

hwappy

 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? 

....what is a hug..?

15. personality description

Boring, sinful, sad,boring,boring, memes, smol angery child, anxious child, always confused.

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?

y e a h.

 17. opinion on insecurities.

insecurities is my middle name

 18. do you miss how thing were a year ago? 

kinda-

19. have you ever been to New York?

nwo

 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH too many but No scrubs??? 

 21. age and birthday?

born on 3 June uwu (not telling the a g e t h  o-)

 22. description of crush.

smol, cute, most of the time memes and shitposts, dont like begin vored, can sing better than John Cena.

 23. fear(s)

E v e r  y t h i n g.

 24. height

1,63 cm or 5′3 ft uwu

 25. role model 

l m a o t oo m a n y

26. idol(s) 

t o o  m a n y

27. things i hate

screms, depression, loud noises, drawing backgrounds, firealpaca when crashing, etc.

 28. i'll love you if... 

you can meme like an true memelord

29. favourite film(s) 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm It movie is good or Insidious is also good i like vewy much horror movies uwu

30. favourite tv show(s)

lmao i am barely watching  t v 

 31. 3 random facts 

i sometimes drink beer or wine

i sing to my cat

i once ate sand and glitter

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? 

g i r l s-

33. something you want to learn 

to draw hands and l e g s- (also to learn norwegian, english,bosnian, japanese b et t e r-)

34. most embarrassing moment 

lmao too many but one of them was when i was caught in public dancing and singing like an crazy-

35. favourite subject

english

 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

meet all my internet frens

my cat to have kittens

to move in my own house

 37. favourite actor/actress

idk

 38. favourite comedian(s)

idk

 39. favourite sport(s)

lmao what is that sport- (swimming is cool i guess)

 40. favourite memory

when i got my first kitten

 41. relationship status

taken uwu

 42. favourite book(s)

hhhhhhhh i dont rlly read books i dont have t i m e

 43. favourite song ever

again to o m a n y but probably call me master uwu (nsfw song if u want to search it dont say i didnt warn ya)

 44. age you get mistaken for 

either 15 or 16.

45. how you found out about your idol

tumblr :D

 46. what my last text message says 

Cri

47. turn ons

u h h h h nsfw fanfics???

 48. turn offs

idk too many lo l

 49. where i want to be right now 

very away from my sis t er

50. favourite picture of your idol

again too many idols s o w  wy

 51. starsign

Gemini uwu

52. something i'm talented at

drawing???

 53. 5 things that make me happy

Tomtord, Kelly, My cat, Ori, food

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

literally nothing 

 55. tumblr friends

Hmmmmm.. Ufrp, Kelly , Ori , Arty, Kuro, Onion, Applecat, Cocolito, Onyx and Mohi ?? idk if i missed someone pls forgive meh

 56. favourite food(s)

Fries or Spaghetti

 57. favourite animal(s)

Cattos, birbs, doggos

 58. description of my best friend

Salty about vore, draws very fluffy hair, probably taller than me, Cute and caring person. uwu

 59. why i joined tumblr

So i can post my art and bc i need frens cri..

uwu thanks for making me make a long ass list uwu

[updatedphan]

☁️ dan’s younow march 21, 2017 ☁️

Dan or the Grim Reaper? SCIENTISTS CAN'T TELL

read on google drive with links

-he's wearing pajama pants -it's cold -he's a Long Boy -he looks like a Sad Goth -he uploaded an isg -does he look like someone who's gonna wear yellow any time soon -his isg email has been ruined by the bee movie -he's not a brony -runescape memes -"i'm responsible for so many lesbian hookups" -non gender specific friends coming to your abode -Daniel -what would his Big Scandal be -probably nothing really exciting -actually he'd probably kill phil over cereal that's the answer -Get It Together Everyone -actually it's ok to cry sometimes life is sad -he's the worst -the drama just doesn't stop happening in the sims series -"i'm gonna get 'me and phil' fucking tattooed on my forehead" -if you use the code "SWAGLORD" at the checkout on danandphilshop you get 20% off t shirts -also the good ol #DanAndPhilPlushies contest u can win some mercy vouchers yeehaw -he's not that interested in seeing the live action beauty and the beast -go see get out it's good (side note i wholeheartedly support this statement) -the red cheek patch is out and ready -my horse prince is getting a long Rest Of Series video -pig noise -don't psychoanalyze anything on youtube -when they went to see get out there was a guy infront of them at the cinema who kept tapping and throwing popcorn at his friend -he's literally gonna get a sharpie and write "me and phil" on his forehead right now -2 week riverdale break wtf -‪why did he jus say daniel lester then make a pig noise i don't understand him anymore‬ -enjoyed the casualness of drake's new album -Soft Gothcore -Tender Baggy -GloomWave -who's to say that sucking balls isn't a good thing -welcome to Daniel Howell's Cultural Corner -u should listen to arca -arty. dark. haunting.   electro art pop -they caught up with steven universe -probably one of his favorite cartoons ever -he ships tf out of lapidot -his fav su episode was when they went to the city -mr greg is better than la la land tbh -he feels like he should watch more drag race he's only seen a bit of it -needs more time to watch tv tbh -not a fan of ham -he's pretty hydrated -he's also high on the thrill of interacting with strangers on the internet -he feels Comfortable and Cool wearing black -he started watching phil's videos back in 2007 or something -the good ol yt days -just because you're a fan of something doesn't mean you can't have opinions -there's people watching and not wearing pants. the heros of the audience. -his day was cold. then warm.   moderately hydrated -his audience doesn't usually make him cringe ever -audiences are very diverse -not enough discussion in yt vids sometimes -don't leave comments about him sending u somewhere he feels annoying -but often people commenting on youtube are much much younger -But Hey We're All Young -comments on instagram r always a mess regardless of who they're for tho -he hasn't played d&d but phil would probably be a good d&d gamesmaster -it's good to have Some Mystery to things -is he weird -he's asking us how weird we think he is -many people are leaving a 7/10 -nothing wrong with being weird though -on st patrick's day he sat inside and looked at a lot of people wearing novelty hats whilst throwing up -maybe he should buy some daffodils happy spring -schools separated by gender are terrible -one. not everyone is straight so the "romance distraction" or w/e is bs -two. there's very toxic masculinity in all boys schools and other terrible things in all girls schools that are much worse than ~romantic distraction~ -he's not going to teach us about menstruation -you don't have to use labels to describe ur sexuality -people argue over labels and meanings but do we even understand sexuality -u can just be a formless blob that struggles to define themself all the time -u might change things.  u might change the same. who know. -"try to insult the audience in 3 words" "time to go" -testicles -"i'm dansexual" -gn -hope you all enjoyed isg9 -loud fire truck outside -release him from this hell -watch the gaming channel. it's so good. -hope u had a good week -thanks for watching -stay hydrated -see u next tuesday -bye

[paracosmshq-blog]

once again, thank you so much to everyone who applied ! every app went above and beyond what we expected, so some of these decisions were incredibly difficult ! i know everyone says this, but if we could have accepted every single app, we 100000% would have. i’m super hopeful that some of you will consider filling up our last two spots because we really would love to have you ! the submit has been reopened just in case anyone is interested !

onto those accepted, congratulations ! you can find all the information, as well as some lil notes from us below the cut. you now have twenty-four hours to turn your account in ! our post acceptance page is now up for use, so please continue on to there after reading your name ! i’ll be adding triggers to the rules and pronouns to the muse masterlist as soon as possible !

anton van dalen will be played by LILAC (aest)     - not to be creepy ? but we were obsessed with both you and your anton from the moment we received your app weeks ago. we both kept an eye on your blog, every addition making us lose our minds, n we shared a good chuckle at anton’s jokes. we’re both excited for his purity to lighten the mood, but also feel that fear and need to protect him ? if there’s one muse that doesn’t deserve all the drama we have planned, it’s anton. still, it’s going to be so much fun ! are adelina and freddie’s crushes even ic anymore ? are we quality enough to pull this off ? welcome to the group !

apollo corella will be played by SUTTON (cst)     - imagine being extra enough to send in two different apps for the same muse… oh, nevermind. sike, we loved it ! both were a joy to read and whatever direction you choose to take apollo in is more than okay with us (as long as you keep the dragging in character bc ngl ? i’m a little bit scared), so [ me vc ] follow your heart ! we can’t wait to get extra with u !

artemis corella will be played by MADS (est)     - your apps were so fun to read that i was literally excited to thread with you the second i saw the first one. your artemis is the actual love of my life so i really hope you’re happy with her ! alex let me know we had an arty app by messaging me ‘she went in’ and honestly ? alex did not lie. everything in your app was just so artemis through and through and we loved getting to see both the side of artemis that everyone wants to be best friends with as well as something a little deeper. honestly she’s just such a beautiful character and we are dying over it, so ! welcome !

balthazar rumkowski will be played by CLAIRE (aest)     - if balthazar wasn’t already haunting our nightmares ? he absolutely is now. and in that nightmare ? we are tubs of yogurt sitting in his fridge. this is going to be a recurring meme in the group chat, i already know it. on the dash ? cannibalism accusations. you definitely made baz deserving of this underlying fear some of the other muses seem to have of him. when you described his spine chilling mannerisms ? spines were chilledt. can’t wait to rp with you and probably get murdered by your muse !

barbara savenkov will be played by SARAH (est)     - ok immediately we were amazed by the touch of reality you brought to barbara in your app ! even we had a hard time with seeing her as anything other than this eclectic white witch vibe she gives off immediately, but you found a way to ground her and tie all aspects of her life together in a way where she still maintains such a specific aesthetic. barbie has been one of our favorite muses from the beginning and we’re really keen to fall even more in love with her !

elaine mulani will be played by MIA (cst)     - thank you for bringing us the very necessary rich girl with an attitude ! elaine is an extremely important part of the group, and we’re so glad that she’s going to be represented by someone who clearly loves and appreciates her ! i’m obsessed with the idea of someone who has very human, very realistic fears, but realizes that they’ll have to be overcome in order to achieve what is wanted. this whole thing is obviously very new to elaine, but she’s all over it and willing to do whatever it takes, even when that calls for her to be more careful and plan her next steps carefully. were so, so keen to see this played out in interactions ! welcome to the group !

giselle o’connor will be played by NICOLE (pst)     - uhhhhh i’ve used this word too many times at this point but… am i obsessed with your giselle ? absolutely. i was so mcfreakin excited reading the answers to the questions because i just got so much from giselle and every response was so satisfying. this is a muse i’m desperate to know everything about but if i were face to face with them ? lbr i’m not saying shit because giselle will hand you your ass if you annoy her. no pressure, but we’ll be watching the dash for giselle’s interactions because everyone is going to have so much fun getting to know them !

remi tautolo will be played by CHELSEA (est)     - welcome ! your remi will truly be such an iconic addition to this group because we can already sense that drama they’re going to provide. not only in conflict and rivalries, but also the trouble he might cause with his impulsiveness ? who doesn’t love a character that does exactly what they want and tells it like it is ? this is a force to be reckoned with and i can’t wait for other muses to try, because there’s something both funny and exciting about the thought that remi will never allow himself to be outdone. if he thinks he’s the best, i absolutely agree with him !

sidonie warren-roberts will be played by ALEXIS (est)     - firstable: all the sidonie apps were so above and beyond that if i could join an rp that was nothing but all four of those sidonies n me ? i’d die there bc that would be a dream. what really sold us here is just how much you love sidonie ? bc it’s clearly a huge amount. and you’ve taken that and turned it into all… this… incredible content. we had a little gasp the first time we saw you write for sidonie because it was just so perfect… and deep ? this is a legit muse that no one but you will ever get to know in her entirety. those beautiful prompts to those emotional n honest tags ? we’re all rekt ! also, happy birthday !

vaughn moon will be played by NALA (est)     - you said it best with ‘vaughn is such a honey’ because… he really is such a honey. we’ve both been left hopelessly infatuated with your muse and literally everyone else is about to join the stan club. the real life (except not really) “hello ladies. look at your man. now back to me. now back at your man. now back to me. sadly, he isn’t me.” old spice guy. and it is sad, bc vaughn is everyone’s dream mans. you ? are our dream vaughn. welcome to the group !