#this is mostly a joke to be clear

[laceyeb]

Day 1 of rating staff appreciation week* treats with the level of snark they deserve:

A Costco brand trail mix snack bag and a note on the white board in the staff room that said “We’re almost at the end of the trail.”

2/10

Virtually no effort. And no appreciating today for nut allergy staff members. Better luck next time.

*Yes, it’s teacher appreciation week. But a few years back someone got all butthurt and now we call it staff appreciation week.

[electropneumatic]

If I'm ever in some sort of dangerous situation with a physical attacker, I'm immediately going to start biting. I think I could do some real damage, and I don't think many would expect it. I've never bitten anyone before, even as a kid, but I'm prepared. I chew a lot of gum and my jaw is strong, maybe I could take off a few fingers.

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

[essektheylyss]

I do not tend to get zealous about my own headcanons because honestly many of them change depending on which fic I'm writing, but the longer we go without an explanation as to what Essek's beef with Adeen Tasithar was, the more I am simply going to assume that my personal headcanon (Tasithar thought it was cruelly funny to get Verin assigned to Baxxozan after their father died there) is correct.

[aroaceleovaldez]

i would like to say my ideal PJO adaptation (if i was being physically forced against my will to have to pick a live action adaptation over an animated one for some reason) would be a combo like writing of the musical + casting of the show + visuals of the movies

BUT the show actually does have the playwright for the musical as one of the major writers for like three episodes and that did nothing for it. so...

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

something to be said about how kristoph's only known mentee is a loud young man who dresses flashily, is particular about music and so passionate about the truth that he forgets to take people's feelings into account sometimes and follows the thread of logic even when it's disadvantageous to his case or people he cares about/admires. and who also does vocal training. like. just admit you miss your brother and go visit him. freak.

[song-of-baldy-ron]

Even as an Ashton defender I do kinda wonder how they’re gonna survive a communion with one of the gods (if they get the chance). I know he’s gonna say at least one thing a god won’t wanna hear and risk get smited or whatever.

I’m curious who would be the most chill around him though, I do think the Arch Heart would be the most likely to let them live if only because they’re fascinated by the various sources of power working within them.

[phanyu]

i never understood the swiftie instinct of wanting a celebrity who is not you to get more and more rich until recently bc dan and phil have experienced horrors beyond human comprehension the least we can do is let dan buy issey miyake

[asilosmagdalena]

Frank and Karl privately went in one of Logan's rooms together and didn't have sex as foreshadowed in 4x01 and instead Karl revealed he was MARRIED? Queerbaiting to the most criminal degree

[quietwingsinthesky]

the master kills people because thats his coping mechanism. are you gonna deny him that. he’s out here trying to heal from his trauma and you’re gonna say he cant because he “destroyed an entire planet”? what happened to destigmatizing mental illness.

[andoutofharm]

there are only two possible outfit combos for the easter show: they all come out dressed as bunnies or they all come out in pretty floral flowy sundresses

[shitapril]

james vowles if you don’t use your wordsmithy for good and make alex albons resigning worth it I most certainly will find you

[accidental-spice]

If one half of your ship isn't willing to steal a painting for the other half, and replace it with a perfect copy, what's even the point?

[essektheylyss]

I know this whole society is fucked but it's so delightful that they could feasibly barter their way through Ruidus with Druidcrafted berries.

[vaugarde]

i dont even like meowth all that much either, but damn its sorta crazy how he’s closer to genuine lgbt rep than jessie and james and having real importance through helping his VA learn she was trans, and Maddie Blaustein’s influence on our childhoods, but whenever people talk about TRio being the epitome of gay rep (and you SUCK if you dont like them!!!!!) he sorta gets left out or dismissed as “well hes just their cat”. like hes never in any of the polls people fight over either.

damn, for people who claim that team rocket are the most important characters of all time and are supposedly massive fans of them, they sure do love fundamentally misunderstanding 1/3 of the trio’s entire character and what makes their dynamic work

[spice-ghouls]

I don't think of changing my name or going by different pronouns or updating my government ID or going on HRT for years as my transition. My real transition happened when I went to the wizard's tower in the stardew valley world I've had for 5 years and swapped my farmer's gender from female to male. Everything since then has been bureaucracy